Pet King

In the morning, the mobile alarm sounded on time.

Song Bai rolled over, stretched his arms and fumbled to turn off the alarm. He lay on the bed like a dead fish, his arms dropped weakly, and waited for ten minutes to ring again. As a v1ogger, he can also be regarded as a half digital geek, and the common problem of digital geeks is the night owl, the more the spirit becomes at night, and getting up in the morning is very painful.

Just before the alarm sounded the second time, his fingers hanging on the corner of the bed caught something with a lot of fur.

He was startled, opened his eyes suddenly, and missed his heart for half a beat! All kinds of horror movies watched in the past suddenly came to my mind, replacing myself with the unlucky protagonist in the horror movie.

When he saw the thing in front of him with a cold sweat, he realized that his hand was right on the back of Heihua.

Heihua curled her body lazily, opened her eyes and closed it indifferently--this guy's bed-laying attributes are a bit like Song Bai's.

Cats can sleep on bed, but Song Bai can't. He has to work to support himself, pay rent, and buy new digital equipment with little spare money.

He canceled the alarm in advance after a long absence, pressed the computer's power-on button, put on his clothes and walked to the kitchen, grunted a glass of cold water, and awoke slightly. Back in the bedroom, Heihua still slept in the cat's nest.

Heihua seems to be much more obedient than Song Bai imagines. He likes to skateboard, has no interest in digital products full of desks, and also likes cat nests.

Song Bai yawned, scratched his head, and left a lot of dandruff, but he ignored it.

The computer has finished booting up and entered the desktop.

Some time before going to work, he used to move to a ladder to enter YouTube, log in to the analysis tools in the background, and observe the v1og subscription.

"The number of subscriptions is 2726, um ..." he recalled, "74 more than yesterday ... not bad."

More than good, this seems to be the highest single-day increase record since he started playing v1og ... But well, the number of subscriptions is also related to the name of the video. Now if the video name can hit the hot spot, the increase in subscription on that day will be It's faster, so you can't assert anything from that alone.

Clicking on the latest issue of "overthegreata11", he sees that the number of views is currently 357, the number of people who like "like" is 77, and the number of people who like "dislike" is 28. In proportion, countless "like" or " "Hot" is higher than usual.

Generally speaking, people do n’t even have to watch the video. They will be immediately attracted to another video. They will “like” or “dislike” unless they like it or hate it. On average, less than one of the ten viewers would like to "like" or "dislike", and the proportion of "likes" and "dislikes" in this video is close to 1/3 of the total number of visitors, which is unusually high. proportion.

Song Bai glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, and it only took 12 hours to complete the upload. Usually, his new cloth v1og video's 24-hour pageview is about 200 or 300 times.

He pressed his excitement, pushed the page down, and saw the audience's message.

The top message is: "Wow! Handsome! Is this true? Is it true? Can anyone tell me if this is true?"

There are 5 replies under this message:

1. "Wake up!"

2. "Clearly false."

3. "The mind is a good thing, I hope you can take it with you."

4, "I think it's true. The dancing process is very coherent, and there are no signs of editing."

In response to the fourth reply, someone responded half-jokingly: "Yeah, I also felt very coherent when I looked at porn. I couldn't see any traces of the edits. I used to be deeply frustrated because I didn't have those persistent men."

Song Bai smiled heartily. As a man, he understood this wit reply in seconds.

He looked down and continued to browse other messages.

The second message: "I didn't mean to offend, but from the video, the photographer and location are in China, which makes me doubt about its authenticity."

There are two responses under the message:

1. "Dude, you speak my heart."

2. "Unintentionally offensive, but do you know what I hate?‘ Unintentionally offensive! '”

Song Bai's good mood suddenly fell to the bottom.

He took a deep breath, cast his gaze out the window, and calmed his breath.

Seriously, the authenticity of the video was questioned, and he wasn't surprised. If he hadn't witnessed it, he wouldn't believe that a group of kittens could dance uniformly on the drums.

Normal questioning is okay, he can accept it! In fact, almost every fire video on YouTube will be questioned in terms of authenticity. People are skeptical about things they don't see with their own eyes. That's fine, no problem.

However, the reason for questioning was simply because the video shooter was from China, which made him feel particularly angry!

This was not the first time he had encountered such a situation. He thought he had developed a certain immunity to such malicious messages, but at this time he was so suffocated that he vomited blood to remind him-no, he still couldn't stop his heart.

The 28 "treads" are obviously from the hands of doubters.

This rude and unreasonable comment also irritated others. The second respondent's comment on "unintentional offense" was not familiar with the high tone of the commenter, and applied the commenter's sentence pattern to ridicule the commenter.

Song Bai has also heard that many American middle school students hate the sentence "unintentionally offensive, but ...", because when you say "unintentionally offensive", the "but" immediately indicates that you are about to offend others Already. This is a polite but self-concerned sentence.

Heihua opened his eyes, yawned with a bowed waist, jumped out of the cat's nest, trot left the room, and went straight to the litter box placed in the toilet. Song Bai is also worried about whether to teach Heihua how to use the cat litter box. It seems to be more concerned. Heihua has adapted to the same cat litter box and cat litter in pet stores, saving a lot of things.

After a while, Song Bai adjusted his mood by shifting his attention and betting on the comments again.

The third message: "Who attracted me to the kitten on the cover like me?"

Here are two responses:

1. "I am. The black kitten is very cute and the movement of touching the lens is also very cute."

2, "Me too, so cute! My heart is almost melting! In addition, you noticed that this black kitten also appeared in the video, in the second row and third in the group of kittens I watched the entire video several times. I was attracted by the first pass, and my eyes were always on the black kitten when I watched the second and third passes. "

After finishing the physiological problems in the cat litter box, Heihua ran over and ran a few times on the trouser legs of his home clothes, then meowed twice, looked up at him as if asking Eat breakfast.

Song Bai bent down and shaved his face with his fingers. "Heihua, you already have foreign fans."

Heihua couldn't understand him, and stared at him with a crooked head, as if to say: What is a fan? Can I eat ravioli?

"Okay ~ www.readwn.com ~ Okay, I'll get you breakfast right away." He laughed.

Song Bai glanced at the time again, usually he can continue to grind for a while before eating breakfast, but today he still needs to prepare a full day of food for Heihua, can only turn off the computer in advance. Not counting last night, today is the first day of his official cat breeding. Everything is difficult at the beginning. He doesn't want to make time too tight.

He made fried rice from last night's rice, along with an egg and a sausage, and filled his stomach in threes and fives. During breakfast, Heihua was holding his leg to eat. He pondered the usage of the automatic feeder, filled the feeder with cat food, replaced the drinking bowl with fresh cool white, greeted the black flower, and let it take care of the house. Change clothes and go out.

Until he arrived at the company, his mood did not improve completely.

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