Pet King

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So far, on the skill of Douzui, whether it is heads-up or group fight, Zhang Zi'an has not failed, but since encountering this gray parrot, he has been defeated repeatedly. It always pulls him down to its level. Then beat him with great experience.

Although on the surface he was giggling and dirty, Zhang Zi'an was very shocked.

Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, Richard is a foul-spoken bird, and various crickets emerge in endlessly. However, if you clear the mist and look at the essence through the phenomenon, you will find an extraordinary thing-no matter Whether they are "Jeff Richardson" or "Morning Day", in essence, they are not idiots, but "Homophonic Rhetoric" and "One Point Pun".

On this daunting peak of linguistics, homophony and puns have always been at the apex and the most difficult cliff to overcome, and it is proof of learning any language other than the mother tongue. Homophony and puns are found in any language. However, Chinese homonyms and puns are the most difficult. Countless foreigners who have studied Chinese for many years abroad are aggressive when they come to China. In addition to complex and diverse accents , Another big reason is the homonym and pun.

This bird can use the Chinese homonym rhetoric and puns to get a magical look. Fina does n’t understand, Lao Cha does n’t understand, Xinghai does n’t understand, and maybe even many Chinese do n’t understand ... It is indeed "the unheard of birds in the world, because they do not understand the meaning." It is not accidental that it will appear in the Chinese department classroom and mock the Chinese lecturer.

As for the many languages ​​that Zhang Zi'an spoken by him that he did not understand ... if it mastered each language as well as Chinese, it would be terrifying.

Richard solved the problem of thirst, and put forward a new request: "Come and eat, why don't you take out the melon seeds and peanuts? Did you entertain guests like this?"

"Stop it. There are no seeds and no peanuts. Do you have millet and dried corn?" Zhang Zi'an said.

Richard was disappointed. "Too shabby? What about vegetables and fruits?"

"There are apples."

"Ga!" It moaned. "Forget it, just eat it, it's better than hungry."

Zhang Zi'an went upstairs and pulled out millet and dried corn from the kitchen. This was what the parents used before, and then took an apple and went downstairs and placed it in front of it.

It could n’t wait to eat millet and dried corn, and said, "Trouble washing the apples, what if there is pesticide residue? The uncle's body is very delicate! After washing, cut into small pieces. How does this make Uncle Ben eat? "

There are so many things about Nima!

Zhang Zi'an had to wash the apples again. After washing, he cut them into small moon-shaped pieces with a fruit knife and put them on a plate.

"Well, that's pretty much the same."

It was eating, and two figures flickered outside.

"Master! We are today ..." Wang Qian and Li Kun walked into the shop and saw this striking grey parrot at a glance.

"Crouch! A big parrot!" Li Kun exclaimed. "I have only seen budgerigars in my neighbor's house before. How many are this one! Master, what kind of parrot is this?"

"African Grey Parrot," Zhang Zi'an said, "is a large parrot."

Wang Qian also stepped closer to watch, "This parrot should be expensive, Master? Does it speak?"

Richard swallowed a small piece of apple, looked up at them both, and said, "Kiyou?"

"Not a base friend! It is a friend!" Wang Qian and Li Kun answered at the same time.

Their sweat was coming out. How did Master train the birds? I've never seen the word "base friend" teach a parrot.

Zhang Zi'an asked: "So early today? Anything?"

"We have no class today, passing by, and come in to see it by the way." Wang Qian replied, eyes still staring at the gray parrot.

Zhang Zi'an said: "I have something to go out today, you don't have to come to help, just go to Sun Xiaomeng and help her clean it."

"Well, let's go now." Li Kun pulled Wang Wang, and the two left the shop together.

After walking about twenty meters away from the shop, Wang Gan asked with a bit of wonder: "What's wrong? It's rare to see such a rare parrot. Why don't you look at it more?"

Li Kun signaled him to be quieter, and lowered his voice and said, "Did you notice that the parrot was a little weird?"

"Strange?" Wang Qian was not as careful as Li Kun and couldn't think of anything strange.

Li Kun pursed his lips and complained, "What were you looking at just now?"

"Look at the parrot!" Wang Gan was even more confused.

"Then you didn't look into its eyes?" Li Kun reminded.

"Eyes?" Wang Qian thought for a while, "I only pay attention to its feathers, and I am quite happy to see it eat."

Li Kun sighed: "Brother, eyes are the window of the soul! The next time you see something, you must look at the eyes first!"

"I said you don't play the maze. I admit that it is not as smart as you. Hurry up, what happened to the parrot's eyes?" Wang Qian asked curiously.

Li Kun looked back and said, "Those eyes ... I always feel like human eyes ..."

Wang Gan didn't take it for granted, "You're bullshit! Although I didn't take a closer look, I can still distinguish between human eyes and bird eyes."

"No, no, no, I'm not saying that its bird's eyes are like human eyes, but I'm saying ..." Li Kun considered the words carefully. "Instead, he said that there is spirituality in those eyes, which is a kind of spirituality peculiar to human beings. It's as if a human soul lives inside it ... When it looks at me, I feel like a glance. "

"You can pull it down!" Wang Qian laughed.

Li Kun solemnly said: "I mean it! I guess, that bird is not an ordinary bird, it may be a demon bird, subdued by the Master and reverted to it. In short, let's try not to get involved with it in the future. Relationship, pretend to be blind. "

Of the two of them, Li Kun has always been responsible for making ideas. Although Wang Qian didn't fully believe it, the tacit understanding over the years kept him alive.

Today, they had no class today. It happened that Wang Qian's sister and brother-in-law were moving, so he took Li Kun to help, and planned to go to the veterinary clinic for cleaning after moving. After they left the university, they walked all the way to the pet shop, and now they are going to the bus station by car.

As they walked towards the bus station, they came alone.

"Hello, two of you."

Come say hello.

Wang Qian and Li Kun stopped, glanced at each other in doubt, and learned from the eye contact that they did not know the stranger.

The man in his thirties was wearing an affordable suit and no tie. It didn't look amazing. It was the kind that would be drowned when thrown in the crowd.

Li Kun waved his hand and refused, "Sorry, no need."

"What?" The comer was stunned first, and then smiled: "What's not needed?"

"Did you either send out flyers or recruit members for some strange groups? Let me tell you first, we won't join." Li Kun remained vigilant.

"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!" Lai Ren explained with a smile. "I am the owner of a pet shop. My name is Huang Mingyu."

The pet shop owner?

Wang Qian and Li Kun were even more confused. They only knew Zhang Zi'an who opened a pet shop.

"So what are you doing to us?" Wang Qian asked bluntly.

Huang Mingyu looked around. "Shall we find a place to sit and talk? I'll treat you."

"No need, we still have something to do." Wang Qian refused. "Say anything here."

"Okay, so ..." Huang Mingyu groaned for a moment. "Then I'll tell you straight. Do you work at Qiyuan Pet Store?"

"It's Xiuxian," Li Kun corrected, and Wang Qian agreed.

"Xiu ... Xiu Xian?" Huang Mingyu stunned again, then smiled with a self-righteousness: "The two are really humorous."

Wang Gan looked at the time. The elder sister and brother-in-law were still waiting for them to move. They didn't have time to chat with the suspicious character here. "If it's okay, let's go ..."

"Please wait a moment." Huang Mingyu cleared his throat. "Actually, I want to ask the two little brothers if they are interested in working in my shop? No matter how much money the manager gives you ~ www.readwn.com ~ I doubled here. "

Work?

Wang Qian and Li Kun refused decisively: "Sorry, we don't have time."

After speaking, they wanted to go around the road, but was stopped by Huang Mingyu.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have time." Huang Mingyu laughed with a smile on his face and said the true intention. "I know that the two have been working in Qiyuan Pet Store. The shopkeeper's secret of taming the cat is in my hands, and I will buy it at a high price! "

Wang Qian and Li Kun finally understood his true intentions. After a moment of silence, they suddenly burst into laughter!

Huang Mingyu was stunned, looked at them at a loss, and repeated his words several times in his heart, wondering where he made them laugh?

"Two of you, this is ..."

Wang Qian laughed so much that his cheeks hurt. He walked over and patted Huang Mingyu's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Dude, I advise you not to daydream. We will not betray Master or make any secrets for you. -That's all for now, goodbye. "

"Wait! You don't even know my bid? At least, how about my money?" Unexpected progress made Huang Mingyu panic, and he tried to keep them, "If you are too low ..."

Wang Qian ignored him at all and walked towards the bus station.

Li Kun walked behind and patted Huang Mingyu on the shoulder. "Brother, how easy is it to think about the cultivation of immortals? We have n’t learned Master ’s magical magic, and even if we have learned it, we wo n’t tell you. From a standpoint, I'd like to warn you not to think of Master, otherwise you will not be able to take a walk. That's it, goodbye! "

They left without a trace of nostalgia, leaving only Huang Mingyu to stand still.

Are these two people sick or something? Does anyone really think of money as dung? He wondered wonderingly.