Pet King

Damn it! Haven't called yet? "

Surrounded by darkness, Richard, who suffers from night blindness like most other daytime birds, has been in the dark for a long time, waiting to be anxious and sullen.

"Ga! Anyone? Where are you idiot?"

He didn't know how many times he asked with his throat, but still didn't respond.

"What the hell! It must be that idiot who reads all the cats in a black box all day and got revenge, but even retribution should put him and another naked man in the black box. Why should retribution be in Uncle Ben? "

In fact, the surrounding light is not completely dark. If you replace it with a cat or dog, you should be able to see a lot of things. Even an ordinary person with ordinary eyesight will not be in such a blind state, but there is no way. What its eyes are not good at is the perception of low light.

In order to resolve the boredom and the sense of panic in the heart, it was in a lot of pain, and he whispered to himself:

"Experimental content. Uncle Ben has already thought about it-before you open the black box for observation, you never know if he and another naked man are connected together, in a state of 'continuous disconnection' superimposition! Maybe in the future people will use the name of this uncle to name this experiment, and it will be called ... Richard's Key? "

It feels like the layout here is a little familiar, but it's not the first or second floor of the pet store it often stays in, otherwise it won't fall down with its eyes closed, and it doesn't dare to fly around in case it hits something What to do if I break my neck?

Just then, a door suddenly opened, and the light in the hallway shone into the room. Before Richard could react, a click, the curtains were opened.

The room instantly came from night to day.

The morning sun came in obliquely from the window and illuminated the room.

"Hi! Little guy, how did you sleep last night?"

An intellectual woman in a white coat with curly hair stood by the window, and the sun painted her figure with a golden outline, like a divine goddess.

Richard froze, his eyes and brain frozen at the same time.

There was a folder under her armpit. After opening the curtains, she opened the folder and wrote something with a brush, as if she was planning today's plan.

"Let's see what the mission is today ... well, are you ready for a new challenge? But let's have breakfast first."

Her image is younger than it remembers.

Remembrance flowed into its mind instantly.

If it's remembered correctly, she at this age ... should be something that has just started in the experiment, she is just an unknown scientific researcher, and it ... is just a new one bought from a pet store Grey parrot.

It is not clear how long the so-called "gang" is, because it was not sane at that time, the concept of time was vague, and the time to leave the pet store and come to the laboratory was possible from half a year to a year or two.

Yes, even the current laboratory is very different from the later stage, so it is not too impressed.

She lowered the folder and carried a small box to its cage, which contained a mixture of vegetables, fruits, and nuts.

Her face was a little tired, she should read a book or do a project late after returning home yesterday-she didn't want to do this, but the research on the gray parrot's intelligence is currently in a state of stagnation and funding is burning, she has to Rethink what went wrong in the research direction and how to improve it.

Needless to say, the most important role in the experiment is this gray parrot, and its status determines the success or failure of the experiment.

Sometimes, for example, when the experiment is stuck for several days without success, she is anxious and stares at it for a long time. It is inevitable to wonder whether this gray parrot is the ideal experimental subject. After all, the individual intelligence of humans will also be high or low. It's normal that she happened to buy a less intelligent parrot.

If so, changing a parrot early may be the right choice.

Maybe someone would say that you do n’t need to change, and buy a few more gray parrots together as a test subject?

In fact, it's not that simple. Grey parrots are very clever. They are so smart that they won't give people trust easily, let alone cooperate with experiments. When you buy gray parrots, you must first get acquainted with them and wait for them to trust you. Experiment, time cost cannot be calculated.

Her funding was limited and her staffing was more limited. Objective conditions did not allow her to choose a large number of parrots at the same time for experiments that lasted for years or even decades.

And ... she can tell from its daily performance and eyes that it is a very clever parrot, maybe it just needs more patience and time.

"You ... didn't you sleep last night? It looks terrible, you should rest more," Richard mumbled.

咣 Dang.

The small box fell to the ground with the vegetables, fruits and nuts inside.

She widened her eyes in shock and opened her mouth into an O-shape.

God! It ... it just spoke? Still speaking so well? Am I dreaming?

Beginning to say hello after entering the door, she didn't expect her response to the words she said to her. She just greeted her routinely and talked with him as much as possible from morning to night in order to adapt it to the speaking environment.

As a clever grey parrot, of course, it can speak, but what it can say at present cannot escape the category of parrot tongue, and it is far from truly proving its intelligence.

However, the two sentences just now came out naturally from her mouth, the words were right, the semantics and context were impeccable, and it was almost the same as another person talking to her.

how can that be?

She stared blankly at it, wondering if something was wrong with her brain. Was she hallucinating because she was too eager for experimental progress?

"Again ... can you say one more thing?" She pleaded piercingly.

Richard grinned and grinned, "No problem, just a few more words, as long as you are happy ..."

She was fainted with excitement, wandering around in a loss, covering her chest, as if she was afraid that her heart would jump out of her chest.

Unfortunately, the assistant took a leave today without witnessing this scene, and there was no surveillance camera in the laboratory at this time.

"Sorry, I'll get you some food later, after that, let's talk more together, okay?" She finally calmed down and said with a smile.

"it is good."

She packed the fruits and vegetables from the ground into a trash can, and then hurried out.

"Doctor ..." he said again.

She stopped to look back.

"I'll always be waiting for you here, and I won't go anywhere, you know, right?" It said with a smile.

She also laughed. "I know ... I'll be right back."

No one was more eager to say a few more words to her, and her painstaking effort had suddenly surpassed the expected return, but her consciousness as a scientific researcher made her restrained ecstatic. After breakfast, she needs to be patient and not be so quick.

She wants to prepare another breakfast for her, then take the camera, and use the camera to record her next conversation with it, it must be a documentary that will shock the world.

Her figure disappeared into the hallway, and silence returned to the laboratory.

Richard looked up at the light group floating on the roof and said disdainly, "So, is this a dream or any other ghost trick? What is this bird like this idiot, how could he be trapped in the dream for so long like that idiot? You stubbornly, Hugh is going to **** Uncle Ben! "

[Navigation Wizard]: ...

Richard: "The survivors live stealthily, and the dead are long gone. For her, Uncle Ben is dead. There is no difference between life and death. If something is already dead, do n’t interfere with the life of the living. It ’s just ... Otherwise, if Uncle Ben wants to see her, just go see him by himself, so why bother with you? ”

[Navigation Wizard]: ...

That's right, although Richard once died, she is still alive, and now it is not separated from her by Yang and Yang, which is fundamentally different from Zhang Zi'an's parents in dreams.

If it wanted to see her, there were many ways. It was brought to the United States by Zhang Zi'an more than once, but it took the initiative to refuse to appear in front of her, including the occasional encounter at the airport.

It loves her, but it knows to let go.

Of course, in a sense, no matter it is a dream or something, it is happy to see her again. After all, this is not reality, it will not cause her trouble in reality, and it is like Zhang Zi'an said to her parents in a dream Like goodbye, its only regret is never saying goodbye to her and never saying goodbye.

Now it says goodbye.

Although it is a unilateral farewell, what does it matter? This is its dream, as long as it unlocks its own knot.

Richard combed his feathers slowly, and looked back occasionally, seeing a pile of dung in the corner of the bird cage, and then pulled a few blades of grass with his claws to cover it.

"Uncle Ben asks you, when will you let Uncle Ben go back? Your IQ is too low to be in a pot with Uncle Ben." It said leisurely.

[Navigation Wizard]: According to our judgment, you are no longer suitable to return to the human world as a wizard, we will try to find a new master for you in this world.

Richard crooked his head, neither surprised nor angry, but listened with interest, and then asked, "Why?"

[Navigation Wizard]: Because the favorability is too high, it is beyond the design scope.

Richard exclaimed excitedly: "Is it because he has become the shape of Uncle Ben?"

The light group was silent.

Richard said to himself with satisfaction: "Sure enough, you probably don't know Uncle Ben's alias? Secretly tell you, Uncle Ben's stage name is Zhang Genshuo ... you know the name of the bird."

It meaningfully squeezed his eyes into the light mass.

[Navigation Wizard] Abruptly shifted the topic: Don't you want to say a few more words to her? Don't you want to spend more time with her? At this time, you are all very young, you can spend a long time together, and under the condition of your saneness, you can shock the world together. Your photos can be on the covers of major scientific journals together, and you will become For the big TV stations, you can ...

If other elves saw this scene, they would be surprised that the navigation elves, who had always been concise, would say so much in one breath.

"Save it." Richard interrupted politely, "Uncle Ben emphasized again, how uncle Ben is a bird, how can he linger in the unreal world? Uncle Ben never lied like that idiot You have made a name for yourself in this illusory world. Are you a three-year-old kid in a kindergarten? "

[Navigation Wizard]: ...

"Besides, all the things you said have been done by Uncle Ben. Although it was after death, haven't so many celebrities in history become famous after they died? Uncle Ben has already made a name in history, but you ... Does anyone know your name? Does anyone remember your name? "Richard said chatteringly like a monk.

[Navigation Wizard]: ...

Good birds grow on their beaks, and good horses grow on their legs. Regarding the effort in his mouth, Richard never loses.

Richard looked at the light group repeatedly. "You should have intelligence, too? How old is this year? Where did you graduate? Is this usually the job of customer service? It seems like there is no future ... What is the salary? What are the prospects for promotion?"

Then, it threw out a big killer that blocked God and killed Buddha: "Are there any objects?"

[Navigation Wizard]: ...

Richard flapped his wings and grinned, "You're the boss too, it's time to find someone. If you can't find your girlfriend, should you try a boyfriend? There should be more than one customer service customer like you, usually work Did you come in contact with the little brother you like? "

[Navigation Wizard]: ...

I don't know if it is an illusion. The light group seems to be slowly backing away from Richard as much as possible.

Richard rolls his small black eyes slyly: "Oh, don't be shy, face yourself bravely, face yourself, and think about the moment when you once throbbed ... sunlight, sports ground, sweat, mixed hormones Scent, sharp muscle lines, and his hearty smile ... it's time to abandon fantasies about women, and men should play with men. "

[Navigation Wizard]: That ... Someone has applied for your adoption ~ www.readwn.com ~ They have already come and are waiting outside the door. You can leave this scene.

For some reason, the tone of the light group seemed very embarrassed. Although he could not see the expression, his tone was like panic, and hurried to send Richard away.

Richard snorted. "Adoptors ... men and women?"

[Navigation Wizard]: A couple, they have no children and want to adopt more pets.

Richard pursed his lips. "Unfortunately, Uncle Ben has no sexual interest in a married man. Of course, if he is a husband, say something else ..."

At this time, the laboratory door was pushed open again.

There were several figures standing outside the door, familiar to Richard and strangers, and they seemed to have listened to the door for a while.

There was a strange figure in it, and for some reason as soon as he entered the door, he reached for the broom standing beside the trash can.

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