Chapter 153: The Queen Mother Wore Shark Pants to Dance!!

Golden Rooster announced.

“You……… How so, people beg you so much, you just don’t listen. ”

The Empress Dowager’s eyes were full of fear and worry, but Xu Mo didn’t care.

She complained: “What if, what if……, what can I do!” ”

The Queen Mother touched her little belly full of worry, not daring to imagine that picture.

She is called the Queen Mother, and her name looks very old, but in fact, she is only in her thirties this year.

It was originally a top-level rich house that was well maintained and cultivated.

Whether it is skin, appearance, firmness, all aspects are no worse than those twenty-three or four girls.

At her age, a careless pregnancy will occur. But the man on her face has already burped.

If it really came to that step, her reputation as the Empress Dowager was completely ruined.

“Give birth to me when you are pregnant, what a big deal!”

Xu Mo smiled wickedly: “Didn’t you always want to have a son, isn’t it just right to give birth to a big fat boy to be a brother to the emperor?” ”

“You’re still laughing!”

The Queen Mother hurriedly said, “People are talking to you about business.” ”

Xu Mo comforted: “Okay, it’ll be fine, I’ll pay attention next time.” ”

“Hey~”

The Queen Mother leaned into his arms and said happily, “You are really my wrongdoer.” ”

“When I meet you, my life is over.”

“I was originally the Empress Dowager, the emperor’s concubine, what a noble status.”

The corners of her mouth smiled: “But I was spoiled by you, what face do you let me have?” ”

“Hey, meet someone?”

Xu Mo laughed badly, and he suddenly remembered that he had another good thing. He took out a silky and silky flesh-colored trouser in the storage space, which were light and tight.

It was the [Magic Shark Pants] that he rewarded when he killed the Three-Eyed Shark in Sea Town before, also called yoga pants.

The things that Jindan mid-term rewards are certainly not as simple as ordinary shark pants. This is a top-level magic weapon, although the grade is not high, it does not have much attack and defense ability.

But this [Magic Shark Pants] has two functions. One is that it can change color according to the owner’s needs.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and even colorless and transparent are as you like. One is to shrink arbitrarily according to the owner’s ideas.

Lose weight wherever you want, and buck wherever you want. Simply the perfect ‘love thing’.

Just right, let the Queen Mother wear it and give him a showy dance. That’s a good thing.

Especially the Queen Mother’s figure is graceful, rich and enchanting, and has a variety of styles. It can be called a slightly fat ceiling.

If the Queen Mother wears [shark pants]………

Xu Mo just thought of that picture in his mind, and he boiled.

“Hey, hey.”

Xu Mo turned his gaze, and an evil smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

“Fox, look at what this is?”

For Xu Mo’s insults, the Queen Mother enjoyed it very much, she just liked Xu Mo’s rude and arrogant.

“What is this thing? It’s so silky and feels so good to the touch. ”

The Queen Mother touched it curiously for a while, she had never seen such a strange thing.

Xu Mo said seriously: “This is called ‘fairy slim pants’, as long as you wear it, you can be as beautiful as you want.” ”

“Really?”

The Queen Mother was pleasantly surprised, and snatched [shark pants] and held it in her arms

“Fairy slim pants? What a strange name. ”

Xu Mo flickered, “What do you know, this thing can’t be done even if it surpasses the power of the Martial Saint.” ”

“This is the only fairy dress in the world, as long as you wear it, your body is firmer than when you were 18 years old.”

Of course, others can’t do it, which is rewarded by the system. The Queen Mother was even more shocked, this thing turned out to be so precious? She didn’t suspect that Xu Mo was lying.

She is one of the most noble women in the world, she has never seen it, it is certainly not simple.

The only one in the world? Immortal clothes?

The Queen Mother’s eyes looked at Xu Mo even more adoringly, he actually gave such a precious thing to himself.

“Is he also in love with himself?”

In fact, the Queen Mother also had low self-esteem.

Yes, she is also inferior to the Empress Dowager.

This thing is the biggest bug in the world.

No matter what your status, as long as you are emotional, your IQ plummets. It’s that amazing.

Moreover, the more you care about the other person, the more you care about the infinite magnification of your even inconspicuous shortcomings.

For various reasons, the Queen Mother longs for the taste of love.

After meeting Xu Mo, she really understood what a woman’s happiness is. Now, Xu Mo actually gave himself the only immortal clothes in the world.

“Here, put it on, and dance for Lao Tzu.”

When the Empress Dowager opened the [Shark Pants] to see the whole picture, she instantly reached the root of her ears.

He looked at him strangely: “What kind of fairy clothes is this, you will despise others.” ”

The Empress Dowager said coquettishly: “This palace is the Empress Dowager, and she will definitely not wear such a thing!” ”

A moment later

What a fragrance! Finally dawn.

Xu Mo opened his arms, and the Empress Dowager meekly changed his clothes and sorted out his folds. He said impatiently: “Okay, don’t be so careful.” ”

The Queen Mother hugged him and begged, “Don’t you go, okay?” ”

“I’ll just say to the outside world that your mouth is very strict, just don’t admit guilt, stay with me here for a few more days, right?”

“Fart!”

Xu Mo scolded: “You are a woman when you are Laozi? What about the other women in your place? ”

The Queen Mother lowered her head by his scolding, and her eyes were red in shame… 0 Xu Mo has other women, and the Queen Mother doesn’t care at all.

After all, they are intimate relationships that see the light and die.

Moreover, the people in the palace know better, which capable man is not lustful? This has been the rule for eternity, and it has been a cultural tradition.

In terms of thinking, culture, morality, law, etc., all of them are taken for granted

“I’m sorry, I, I won’t be in the future.”

Xu Mo’s fingers picked up her round chin, and the Queen Mother’s red eyes, autumn waves flooded.

Xu Mo felt that it was a little too much for her, but who let her like this mouthful? For other women, Xu Moke was reluctant to be so barbaric.

Xu Mo said with a smile: “Practice a few more dances, and when Lao Tzu is free, he will come back to you.” ”

“Well, people are waiting for you.”

The Queen Mother obediently begged, “Don’t take too long! ”

Xu Mo packed up and prepared to leave.

The Queen Mother hurriedly grabbed her: “Don’t go through the gate, give you this.” ”

Since the Empress Dowager dared to leave Xu Mo overnight, she naturally made complete preparations. Last night.

The Queen Mother took out a puppet, activated it with a secret technique, and turned into Xu Mo’s appearance. Then, she perverted the whip to beat the unadult.

The Empress Dowager also ordered the palace maid to escort “Xu Mo” into the palace prison and wait for his release. Then, she had a ridiculous affair with the real Xu Mo all night. ”

Xu Mo took something that looked like a jade talisman and asked, “What is this?” ”

“This is called the Qiankun Transfer Talisman, and a talisman is divided into two pieces, yin and yang, and the positions can be swapped.”

The Queen Mother said softly: “You only need to crush it, and it will be instantly exchanged with the puppet, the puppet comes here, and you go to the prison.” ”

She hurriedly said: “Don’t worry, I will soon announce that you are the emperor’s male favorite and the rumor that the villain is attacking, and then release you.” ”

Seeing that she was so well-behaved and docile, Xu Mo lifted her round chin.

The Queen Mother’s eyes were like a pool of spring water, and she wanted to say and rest, and looked at him with a foolish face.

I really can’t imagine that she is usually a domineering Empress Dowager.

“Rest well, Lao Tzu is gone.”

Xu Mo crushed the Qiankun Shifting Talisman, and the figure disappeared instantly. The next moment

A miserable and long puppet like Xu Mo fell to the ground.

“Hey, this wrongdoer!”

The Queen Mother looked in the direction where he disappeared and smiled happily and contentedly.

With a pinch of her hand, the puppet quickly shrunk, turned into the size of a palm, and landed in the palm of her hand.

Turning around and looking at the messy room, she began to personally deal with every trace.



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