Part-time as God of the Heavens

"You came."

"I'm coming."

"You shouldn't have come."

"...Didn't you ask me to come?"

In the evening, Bruce, who became Batman, came to the agreed position and experienced the above dialogue.

"It's okay, it's just a role-playing on a whim," Zhou Yi waved his hand, feeling disappointed, and decided not to use Bruce as a stalker in the future.

This person can't handle the stalk at all, it's boring to play!

"What's the result?" Bruce had long been accustomed to Zhou Yi's problem of always like nonsense, and asked directly into the subject.

"At this moment, the curtain is gradually starting, and our performance has begun," Zhou Yi backed his hand and looked into the distance, "My audience, has already entered the stage... Let's start!"

"..." Bruce's mouth twitched slightly, and there was a long silence.

The meaning in this sentence should be ready?

But why does it always feel like Zhou Yi is a little...not just a little strange?

Otherwise, give up the plan and run over... Bruce thought about this question seriously, but in the end he didn't say it.

No matter how Zhou Yi fell ill, Bruce still believed in Zhou Yi's ability.

Two days later.

Wayne Group, press conference.

"Mr. Wayne, Mr. Wayne!"

A reporter raised the videotape in his hand: "This is what we received... the videotape from the Joker! He said that it must be broadcast in public before the press conference! Otherwise, it will... To Director Gordon and Judge Dawes Autumn Dawes) Make punishment!"

"Check it." Bruce told the staff.

After checking the videotape, the staff found that there was no problem and no bombs were hidden, and shook his head to Bruce.

"Then play it." Bruce's expression remained unchanged, and another flash of light aroused.

The video is played.

"Batman, let Gotham become more orderly, let the good return to the world! He is the incarnation of justice, he is the messenger of heaven!"

At the beginning, there was a tone like chanting a poem, but what was contained in the chanting was a tremor that an individual could hear, destroying the artistic conception.

After the chanting, he fell silent, only the rustling noise made the atmosphere tense.

"Hehehe...hahaha...hehehe!"

A series of weird laughter from small to large appeared, directly hitting the soul, causing the reporters to agitate.

The laughter didn't stop until it was about to die. Then, in the lens, a face covered with white, red, and black things appeared. The red ran across the lips and almost extended to the base of the ears, forming an exaggerated smile.

clown!

"Whyso?"

The clown tilted his head and showed a smile, which was extremely exaggerated under the influence of the makeup.

No one can laugh out.

"This is a happy day, because the legendary Batman is about to meet everyone!"

"So, I found it specially, a priest..." The clown turned the camera to point to a priest-the priest wore a clergy costume, a cross on his chest, and a Batman headgear slantingly above his head. .

What's even more bizarre and absurd is that even the icon in front of the priest is painted like Batman!

"Zhou?" Bruce frowned and said softly.

"solved."

Upon receiving Zhou Yi's reply, Bruce felt relieved, but still frowned.

The acting has to be full.

"Batman, in Gotham, you are like an almighty God, bringing warm light to the world... Ha ha ha ha... Tsk tsk," Joker pointed his camera at himself again, his face occupies the entire screen, strangely After the laughter, he licked his lips twice, gasped and said, "I'm almost out of breath!"

"So, are you Batman? Huh?" The clown pointed the camera at the priest again. When the priest did not answer, he suddenly roared, "Look at me, answer me!"

"...No..." The priest even cried in his answer.

"Then why do you wear his headgear and why?!!!"

"Because...because..." The priest wanted to say that the clown put it on him, but he didn't dare to say it.

"Let me answer for you... because you think Batman can save you like a god, turn Gotham for the better, and eliminate all evil, eh?" The clown's tone suddenly became very gentle, which made people can't help but The kind of tenderness that shivered with goose bumps.

"...Yes?" The priest replied tremblingly.

"So it's like this..." The clown "suddenly realized", "It turns out that Batman is a god! He can make Gotham beautiful! Eliminate all evil!...Hahahahahaha!"

It was another string of nervous laughter.

"Batman, you are a god, so you must be able to find me; you are a god, so you must be able to save everyone without harming them, right?" The clown still wore an exaggerated smile on his face. From time to time, I licked my **** lips.

"Then, you can definitely take off your mask at the press conference and let others see your god's face... Promise me, you must not be alone, and you must not uncover it... Otherwise, dear Chief Gordon and Judge Daws, and this poor priest, and many more people, are they going to die?"

"Hahahaha!"

After a series of neurotic laughter, the video ended completely.

There is no doubt that this is a conspiracy from the clown, a game that is not good no matter what you choose.

It can even be said that as long as Bruce makes a choice, then the Joker will win the game!

If Batman chooses to unmask the mask, his true identity will be made public. Not to mention the troubles of acting afterwards, and even the credibility established before and the logo will be doubted-who knows whether Bruce is or not Fighting criminals for the benefit of the Wayne Group?

If Batman does not reveal the mask, then people will die, and Batman’s credibility will also be questioned-there will always be people who comment: “Isn’t it just a face? "Even if we show our face, we will still believe him", "Don't dare to show our face is really selfish" and so on, but in fact, if they really show their identity, they will be the most ruthless.

How to choose?

There is no choice.

Fortunately, this time, Bruce has Zhou Yi's help, which is equivalent to - getting a plug-in.

Want to play games with madmen?

That is something that only the brain can do.

The madman himself is acting illogically. He puts his bet on the madman and believes the rules of the game that he has compiled. What is that not brain damage?

Regardless of the so-called rules, following your own method is the most correct way to respond!

If something is undecided, just flip the table and it's over!

Of course, the premise is that you must have the ability to lift the table.

Obviously, Zhou Yi has this ability, and he did exactly that.

Although he always insisted that he was using a theater called Renxin to deal with the clown... but in essence, it was no different from crushing the past.

But it’s cool, what do you do with so much?

"Everyone," Bruce clapped his hands, as if he was unaffected, and indeed unaffected, "the press conference will be held immediately."

A group of reporters looked at Bruce expectantly—they never thought it was a big deal.

It can be said that there are very few journalists who can really know what should be reported and what should not be reported, and who do not distort facts or harm others for profit.

"A few months ago, Gotham was full of thieves, robbers, and gangsters."

"No one cares, and even everyone gets used to it. Criminals are rampant, but the representatives of justice, the police and judges, turn a blind eye to this."

"That's not right."

"It is imminent to seek change in the predicament, and to find a real way to eradicate it."

"Batman found me, found Gordon and Zhou Yi, who were still ordinary police at the time, and found Rachel... and some people who are not convenient to name here."

"We work together to make a plan. We will dispel the cloud of evil and let the sun cover Gotham again."

"We decided to create a logo-Batman. When criminals dare to commit crimes in Gotham, they will be afraid when they think of Batman."

"Darkness and the unknown, this is the source of fear, and once this sign really has a name, it will have weaknesses and lose its deterrent power."

"Joker, he is a criminal. He has insight into our plan. He uses human hearts and lives to force Batman to play a game that belongs to him."

"He succeeded……"

"half."

Bruce looked at the reporters in the audience. After hearing this, the reporters kept flashing their lights. They all smelled that a big news might be born... That would be a reversal!

"The identity of Batman will be made public."

Bruce glanced around. "But not now."

"After Gotham is completely saved, Batman will announce his identity!"

"And now, since the Joker wants Batman to play a game with him, then... we won't play this game with him.

We decided to send him back a stage play, a stage play with only him as the audience. "

"This press conference is over! Later, we will arrest the criminal clown!"

...

"Oh...stage play..." In the dark room, the clown sat in front of the TV, watching the live broadcast on the TV, watching Bruce Wayne, disappointed and full of expectation.

He perceives the unknown.

The situation seems to be out of control?

What capital do they have and don't play their own games?

"The stage play can be watched later, but if you don't play games, you are not a good boy~" The clown picked up the remote control on the desktop, and after another nervous laugh, he licked his lips, "Tsk...no Good boy, you should be punished!"

After all, the clown pressed the button of the remote control in his hand!

There was silence.

Unimaginable explosion sounded.

The clown listened for a long while, tilting his head and poking at the remote control in his hand several times.

However, nothing happened.

"%@*◎"

Not knowing what he was muttering, the clown called his own phone.

Of course he has the means.

However, the reaction of his subordinates also surprised him.

"Enjoy the theater," every one of his subordinates said, "Mr. Joker."

After dialing all the calls and getting unanimous answers, the clown was not angry, but a happy smile appeared on his face.

"This is... so interesting!" The clown laughed wildly.

"This is the stage play I prepared for you," a voice suddenly sounded, "Do you like it?"

"Oh..." The clown threw away the remote control in his hand, turned his head, tilted his head, and looked at Zhou Yi, "Although I like it, I hate unruly players."

"That's really sorry," Zhou Yi said, "but I am not your player."

"The same goes for spoilers."

"Perhaps, calling me an artist makes me even more happy."

"Artist? I didn't see any art."

"Art is everything." Zhou Yi smiled, "All that can be understood, what cannot be understood, and all means are art."

"You look like me..." A happy smile appeared on the clown's face.

"No, there is an essential difference between us. After all, I am not the same as the artist who said that artists are lunatics," Zhou Yi shook his head. "I prefer art with a bottom line."

"That's because you have the goal of guarding..." The clown approached, looking directly at Zhou Yi's eyes, as if he could see through people's hearts, "If one day, all the things you want to protect disappear?"

"Your question reminds me of a problem," Zhou Yi said. "The tram is about to pass through a fork. A group of bad children are tied to a track, and a good child is tied to a track. The tram cannot be stopped, and the track will not Destroyed, if it were you, what would you do?"

"Good question, good question, hahahaha!" The clown laughed wildly, "How would you choose?"

"A person named Batman once said that he would turn the tram track to the good boy, and then go to save the good boy." Zhou Yi said.

"He can't do it."

"No~www.ltnovel.com~ he said he can, because he is Batman." Zhou Yi said, "And me, I will blow up the tram or destroy the track because I am Zhou Yi."

"Hahahaha!" The clown laughed wildly, "Interesting, interesting, I like you more and more!"

Only madmen, or people who have absolute confidence in themselves, will not follow the routine and break the routine. In a sense, these two kinds of people are indeed very similar.

"But, that Batman!" The Joker looked at Zhou Yi directly, "Not this."

"You are right." Zhou Yi nodded, "not this."

"So funny, so funny!" The clown was crazy, "I want to... see more!"

"We will see you again, but not now." Zhou Yi waved his hand.

"I will see it, one day..." The clown laughed nervously again.

PS: There are two more changes later... should