Paper Lover

...Looking at this Weibo slogan, Li Shuoxing was in a daze, and the female voice actor's gentle incitement sounded in his mind.

It was too real and caused a little discomfort.

He shook his head quickly, shook out the voice in his mind, and fixed his eyes on the Weibo in front of him.

Seventy thousand forwards and thirty thousand comments.

It is worthy of being the number one hot search, and it is really popular.

He clicked on the specific content again, and saw the hot spots.

"It's okay, with a paper man, what kind of bicycle do you want."

"Under normal circumstances, there are many heterosexuals, and there are many homosexuals on Weibo... Until today, I discovered that everyone is actually paper sex!"

"Haidilao, it's you, my paper man and I are in love!"

All kinds of hot transfer styles are different, and there are no lack of pompous works, but after the first hot transfer 30,000 turns, they all have to bow down.

Hot transfer first:

"It's me."

I was talking about on Weibo.

I was taken in the photo.

Isn't this what I look like?

One world, one me, everyone is good friends today!

Even when Li Shuoxing came to search for the truth, when he saw this forwarding, he had a hint of impulse.

But he was awake in time, and in the process of waking up, he was keenly aware of the doubt.

In fact, seriously speaking, this picture is really vague as the waiter promised last night. The screen can’t see the specific content. His profile is not exposed much, except for his lips and one jaw. , The other parts are not clearly visible.

And there is no one under this Weibo for him, and his background is also quiet and quiet, which proves that from last night to now, no one has connected Hotsou with him.

The vest was saved.

No real headlines in social news.

After Li Shuoxing breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly woke up.

Wait, since no one on Weibo associates me with this incident, how did the guys in the group use this photo to identify the person in it as me?

think carefully.

Just now, did the group of animals behave too eagerly? Just use summoning alone, but a group of people lined up to use summoning. The queue was neatly arranged, and there was no interruption in the middle, as if It seems to be rehearsed in advance...

...

...

They can't be sure that this is me!

You cheated me!

be cheated!

Li Shuoxing was upset for a while, and immediately clicked on the QQ group to make up for it: "This photo shows, Haidilao's advertisements are getting more and more powerful, and I am all touched by them."

But it was too late.

His defense resulted in louder laughter in the group.

Suo Ren: "Mature, don't explain."

Shiling Ling: "You were completely exposed just now."

The egg calmly said: "Looking at what you did just now, I was so **** laughing."

The wind and rain between the fingers: "Ximu, it was a waste of your wit to write so high-end, in reality...tsk."

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Fortunately, the screen separated each other.

Otherwise, it is very likely to trigger group fights that no one wants to see.

Li Shuoxing settled down, held steady, and typed: "Okay, how did you find out? That picture is obviously so bad that Mom doesn't recognize it."

The egg is self-explanatory: "Although your face is almost covered, father-in-law, your arrogance can be smelled even across the screen."

Li Shuoxing made a [vomiting] expression.

Suo Ren, Shi Ling Ling, the wind and rain between the fingers to keep up.

Everyone can't stand the self-sufficient description.

Dan Ding accepts it humbly, actively corrects it, and says seriously: "In fact, it's nothing, I think the body and feeling are quite similar, anyway, I am idle, so I will just ask you."

Li Shuoxing used single quotation marks to accentuate his tone: "...You are really ‘casual’."

Dan Ding Ziruo seems humble: "So-so, so-so, it just took a minute to think of an idea. After all, I am also a writer of official essays. Feng? The above is a special point to **** me. Even if I change countless pen names, they can see the essence through phenomena and discover my interesting soul."

What he said really makes sense.

Everyone was speechless.

Watching that Dan Ding's self-confidence is still unfinished, continue to play: "Father-in-law, this picture is the number one in the hot search, or you can take off the vest and admit it. Anyway, your new book is just opening, and you need a little publicity. "

Li said Xing: "Forget it, it's meaningless."

Everyone also made a suggestion. Li said Xing was unwilling, and no one said anything.

As the topic changed, I went to talk about other things.

Li Shuoxing closed the group chat and opened another chat box.

Five minutes ago, the panda knocked him.

Panda: "Ximu, have you seen the hot searches on Weibo?"

Sure enough, this is the case.

Li said Xing: "I saw it."

Panda: "We only went to eat Haidilao yesterday..."

Li said Xing's mouth twitched.

Yes, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have dinner with Cady, wouldn't take out my phone, let alone get hot search, let alone fall into the pit and be buried by those guys in the group.

You are the real murderer behind the scenes, the culprit!

Panda sighed: "Haidilao's planning is really a personal talent. As soon as the treasure knife came out, it won hot searches. Why can't I think of such a perfect planning and promotion plan?"

……what?

Li Shuoxing suddenly felt that something was wrong with Panda's words.

He instinctively deleted a long string of words he had typed and returned an ellipsis.

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Panda continued to sigh, and analyzed with Li Shuoxing what is the good part of this wave: "Look, in this hot search, Haidilao has firmly grasped its fundamental advantages, expanded its target group, and precisely targeted the hearts of nerdy youths, and became a nerdy youth The hot pot sacred place. And all these expenses are just an idea and a photo. The very small effort has yielded very big results, and a huge profit is nothing more than that."

Li said Xingzhen: "..."

He is also confused.

I haven't seen Dan Ding for half a year and made an accurate guess based on a blurry photo.

But the panda who sat face to face with him yesterday chatted with him about the picture with a loss of memory.

Does this matter?

Even if you can't remember his face, you should remember what clothes he wears!

Panda complained: "Oh, every time I talk to you about promotion, you are not very concerned."

Li Shuoxing's omission of Dafa re-emerged: "..."

He was so speechless to the blind man opposite the computer that he could only type the ellipsis.

But think again...

No matter, think about it, I don't remember what the panda wore yesterday.

After all, who cares what clothes a man wears? He is not my cub.

Panda doesn’t know what is fluctuating in Li Shuoxing’s heart, so he continues: “Although publicity is indeed not the author’s job, but you know the novel best. Only by communicating more can we inspire inspiration! Okay, not much. Having said that, we have started working here, Ximu, if you have any ideas, knock on me at any time."

Li Shuoxing is lonely as snow: "..."

Although I tried not to communicate with you.

But I feel that you have successfully ended the communication with me.

After finishing the chat on the Internet, Li Shuoxing immediately turned off QQ.

He sat on the bed and sighed for a long time, feeling that he hadn't started today, and the power in his body had been used for more than half.

In order to accumulate some energy, Li Shuoxing started the game when he got up from the bed and watched his cubs online.

Entering the game, I haven't seen anything yet, the screen flashes first, and a letter flies across the screen like a paper airplane and drops into the mailbox.

Li Shuoxing was taken aback for a moment, just to see that the little man had gotten up and was sitting at the table not knowing what to do. He simply typed and asked, "Baby, did you write to me?"

Su Mingqian was awakened by the sudden appearance of the light screen. He covered the paper in his hand and replied, "No. You came here so early today."

Li Shuoxing replied briskly: "I miss you when I wake up, so come and have a look."

Su Mingqian asked quietly: "Have you done your work today?"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Su Mingqian: "What about the ten o'clock update?"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Su Mingqian: "How many manuscripts are left?"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Su Mingqian: "You take the next--"

Li said Xing could no longer be silent!

If he stays silent, he will be ashamed of all readers who follow the article!

His head was a big circle, and he answered cautiously under the poked bag full of heads: "Baby, actually I just got up just now, and I don’t usually write in the morning, um... I always start writing at noon, Write to sleep at night."

Su Mingqian watched quietly, without speaking.

Li Shuoxing was a little bolder and continued to speak. Since the schedule may be late but will not disappear, it is better to do it early: "I will get up in the morning, meet with you, and wait until about noon to go home to write and write until bed at night. It’s almost 6000 words a day."

Su Mingqian still did not speak.

But the number +1+1+1 tore through the silent appearance and began to jump on his head.

He was a little bit happy inside.

If he can, he also wants to see Ximu the first time he gets up in the morning.

It’s just that work is important.

Of course, if it doesn't affect work, you can still meet up first...

Su Mingqian confirmed: "Six thousand words a day?"

Li Shuoxing has already grasped Su Mingqian's thoughts from the degree of favorability, and for a while forgot his natural hand, he must not hesitate: "Six thousand characters a day!"

A small smile appeared on the villain's head.

Then, a piece of paper folded in half was taken out by the villain.

Su Mingqian: "This is the leaflet I picked up at the door this morning. You can also take a look. It seems that there will be a shopping event called 11.11 in two days."

Li Shuoxing: "..."

He clicked on it and saw the four big red numbers on the leaflet.

11.11

See the slogan immediately below the title.

Madden Double Eleven, the event is waiting for you!

Red envelopes rain from the sky, red envelopes are up to you!

The Double Eleven event will officially start in three days. At that time, the courtyard will rain red envelopes with rich prizes at nine in the morning, three in the afternoon, and eight in the evening.

The more you receive, the more you gain.

Players and lovers are asked to actively prepare and work together~

Li Shuoxing only glanced at the leaflet, then closed his eyes in pain, and couldn't even expect the two people to cooperate to receive the red envelope small event that was coming soon.

Obviously has escaped the double eleven bombing in reality, why do you want to relive the day of fear of patients with difficult choices in the game? So many things, I really don’t know what to buy...

Li Shuoxing just wanted to lose the leaflet, and when he thought about it, he thought:

No, wait.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t watch Double Eleven in reality, there is really nothing to buy anyway.

But the double eleven in the game is still to be seen. According to the pissiness of this game from time to time new things, maybe it will directly release precious and important items in this double eleven, such as airplane tickets...

With this in mind, Li Shuoxing is not in a hurry to lose things.

He looked at the leaflet again and saw a brief introduction to Double Eleven.

After the content of the event, there is an introduction to the venue.

This double eleven event will open three venues.

The first venue is Fresh Food and Department Store, which will be open from 10:00 to 12:00 in the morning.

The second venue is clothing and furniture, which will be open from 3:00 to 5:00 pm.

What is the third venue? ? ? , Will be open from 8:00 to 10:00 in the evening.

Li Shuoxing's eyes fixed on three question marks.

A very simple logical reasoning is established at this time.

Since there is no idea of ​​trouble, why do you want to code the venue classification?

Obviously, there is an idea to make trouble, so the field will be classified and coded.

But you have Zhang Liangji, and I have a wall ladder.

Li Shuoxing skillfully opened the chat box and wiped the villain as an Aladdin's magic lamp: "Xiaozai, you come to make a wish. If you wish, you will have a list of popular items at the Double Eleven and Three."

Su Mingqian was stunned: "This... can you also make a wish?"

Li Shuoxing believes in the power of the magic lamp, and replied confidently: "It will definitely work."

It's just a wish.

Su Mingqian did not object, and said as Li Shuoxing said.

Li Shuoxing opened the shop interface synchronously and waited for the refresh of the shop.

But one minute later, two minutes later, the store is still as a mountain, and there is no intention to update it.

what happened……

Li Shuoxing was stunned for a while, and then suddenly remembered the letter he had seen flying across the screen when he was on the game.

Is it?

He closed the store and opened the mailbox.

Sure enough, I saw an unread email lying in the system mailbox.

From: System

Theme: Love it 1.03 version update

[New content]

(1) The large-scale 11.11 series of events are online, with red envelopes, full discounts, and coupons.

[More optimization]

(1) Optimized the system mail function

(2) Fixed new program loopholes on store goods

(3) Solved the problem of abuse of lovers' requests

[Update explanation]

Recently, the system has detected that the player has repeatedly used the system to take care of the built-in program of the lover's life, persuades the lover to request material from the system, and successfully obtained the program bug.

In order to protect the physical and mental health of lovers and the numerical balance of the game, the system has changed the built-in program logic to detect the real needs of lovers and then realize them, so as to solve the situation of players manipulating lovers and deceiving lovers.

Example 1: The player coaxes his lover to ask for [Item A], and the kind lover is forced to make a wish, and the system will not give [Item A].

Example 2: If a kind lover actively wants to study [Item B] out of physiological needs or academic research, the system store will open the corresponding [Item B] option.

【Reminder】

Players are asked to cherish their lovers, love their lovers, and build a beautiful tomorrow with their lovers on the premise of observing the rules of the game.