Paper Lover

The white background of Word is faintly light in the room.

Li Shuoxing has been sitting in front of the computer for two hours. Facing a blank document, his posture gradually changed, from putting his hands on the keyboard and his back straight, to holding his chest and leaning on the chair with his hands, to the back of his head on stilts with two legs. Yang, more and more loose and casual.

Time ticked forward.

The QQ icon in the lower left corner of the screen was also beeping non-stop.

Li Shuoxing, whose soul was out of his body, was finally annoying.

He retracted the two legs that were resting on the tabletop, and sat upright on the chair. With a flick of the mouse, he clicked on the beating pink kitty cat head.

Sure enough, clichés.

panda:

"Are you there?"

"Ximuzi, it's been five days since you last said that you would give me a special occasion."

"It's been two hundred and forty hours since you said you were going to give me extra work last time."

"Last time it was 35*24*60 minutes."

"Ximuzi, you must write well and make progress every day to raise little chestnuts, little chestnuts, chestnut mothers, little chestnut mothers..."

Li Shuoxing sighed faintly again.

Panda is his simplified editor and signed his last book. Don't look at this person who likes to use pink kitty cats and cute pictures as his avatar, thinking that he is a cute girl. In fact, he is a big five and three rough master, and it is worthwhile to dry a bottle of beer in one breath. At that time, several authors and editors met for a drink, and they were **** to the wine table to drink. When they drank high, they signed the contract in a vague way, and then lived a life of being urged every five days...The other party came more than him. All utility bills are diligent.

Li said that Xingwei slandered, put his hands on the keyboard and typed a line of words.

"Hello, I'm going out to collect materials now. I'm not in front of the computer. I will talk later if I have something. (This is an automatic reply by the system)"

panda:"……"

The panda roared: "So Caramel Ximu, you are pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeons?

Li Shuoxing is currently the signing author of Endpoint Novels, the largest male literary website on the Internet, under the pen name Caramel Nishiki. The source is very simple. When he registered as the author, he was eating caramel chestnuts. When Li Yi was opened, he was Nishiki... In short, this is not the point.

Li Shuoxing continued to reply to Panda:

"Hello, I'm going out to collect materials now, not on the phone..."

Panda snapped a screenshot, which was the negative message under Li Shuoxing's historical martial arts novel "The Great Struggle":

"Duke Ximu is an **** again."

"The eunuchs are stunned again."

"Some books are over, but it is not over; some people are still alive, but he is an eunuch."

"What the **** did you write in the second half of the book, opening up the reverse cheat finger, moved the father-in-law's self-Jack Su's heart?"

"Today, now, I only uttered a roar, what about the outside?!"

After sending the picture, the panda did not stop.

He continued: "Looking at these comments, do you have no vigilance? Do you have no anger? Do you have no desire to justify and slap your face?..."

Li said Xing: "No."

Panda: "You really are."

Li Shuoxing curled his lips, followed by posting pictures, and posted many and long positive feedbacks from the comment section of "The Great War" and on Weibo to people. Who wouldn’t post the pictures anymore: "What do you want to say? What, I don't care."

Panda looked at the chat box being swiped.

Obviously, I really care about it.

Panda’s words are heart-warming: “Even if you don’t justify slapped faces, write a writing mindset and explain the plot development of the latter half to the readers. Maybe you have extra inspiration in the process of confession?”

Li said Xing: "No."

Panda does not understand: "Why?"

Li Shuoxing said with conceit: "Only I can understand my writing mentality."

Panda: "..." God's **** second disease.

From the day of the earliest reminder, I have been reminded for 35*24*60 minutes, and all kinds of postures have passed. The panda is also out of skill. He decided to use his own assassin.

The panda slowly said, "Last time we drank together, you pressed the fingerprints."

Li Shuoxing: "..."

He looked at the text that appeared in the chat box, and subconsciously recalled the last time he drank...

The fragmented picture flashed through my mind.

There seems to be a note.

Under everyone's humor, he slapped the handprint without looking at it. The content was...Yes...

The panda silently posted a screenshot of a note with a handprint that Li Shuoxing himself had put down.

Me, Caramel Nishiki, myself.

Announced that if you don’t finish writing the "Great Controversy" within three months, you will end with another 100,000 characters!

I pressed JJ!

Witness everyone, if you don’t write, you will be your own!

Li Shuoxing said calmly: "What hate do I have with you?"

The cold words appeared coldly.

Panda: "We have no grudges or grievances. Daddy Ximu, I am your fan."

***

The combat power of this fan is really terrifying.

Li Shuoxing's heart is extremely depressed, but time can't go backwards after all. The only thing he can do now, that is to say, just let it go. After all, I can't afford it, I can always avoid it, right?

He got off the line, fell on the sofa, and prepared to scan Weibo.

If you don’t have inspiration, you might as well scan Weibo to find inspiration. Maybe you will feel it if you just do it?

Li said that the star was absent, and when he clicked the icon, he accidentally tilted and slid aside.

The phone screen is blank.

A few seconds later.

The pink heart appeared in the center of the screen, beating twice.

The stars appeared in the darkness, then turned into streamers, gathered under the pink hearts, and merged into three words.

Fall in love!

Li Shuoxing was stunned, looking at this very strange picture, feeling blank.

what is this?

Have I downloaded this?

Could it be that it was downloaded during the last batch download of the game...?

After a few seconds, the opening logo disappeared and a long statement of responsibility appeared.

"This game is a love development game."

"Players will meet their own lovers in the game. This is the person who accompanies the player for life. When the player agrees to enter the game, it means that the player agrees to sign a love contract."

"The contract is as follows."

"One:……"

Too lazy to watch.

Li Shuoxing directly agreed.

With a "bang", the contract seal was stamped on the responsibility statement, and then both disappeared together.

The game officially begins.

The darkness disappeared, and a Q version room appeared on the screen.

The room is very simple, with snow-white walls, black floors, and frosted windows and doors. You can see something indistinctly, but you can't see anything clearly.

In addition, there are tables, chairs and beds in the room.

A Q version of the villain sat on the edge of the bed.

The little man has long hair, gray eyes, and is wearing a blue and white striped pajamas, looking around.

Li Shuoxing only glanced at it, and a naming box popped up on the screen with a novice guide text beside it:

"Ask the players to name their lovers."

Li Shuoxing typed randomly:

"Weotuotuodk."

unsuccessful.

Should I use Chinese?

"Wang Wang Wang."

Still unsuccessful.

"Li Meow Meow."

Still unsuccessful.

After three failures, the name box turned gray and a name suddenly appeared in the name box.

The novice guide next to it also changes automatically:

"You have named your lover Su Mingqian, you have successfully named it, and you are about to enter the game."

Li Shuoxing Tucao: "...what a broken game, you can't customize your name, why do you pop up the name box?"

The novice guide continues: "The lover needs your company and care. You can touch the lover. Each touch will randomly increase the favorability by 1 to 3 points. When the favorability reaches 5, the chat system can be unlocked."

Forget it, go on...

Li Shuoxing raised his hand and poked the villain by the bed.

The little man moved a little to the side, and a number slowly rose from his head.

+0.

Ok?

Li Shuoxing glanced suspiciously at the novice guide, then raised his hand and poked the villain by the bed.

The little man moved to the side again, and a new number appeared.

-1.

"..."

Li Shuoxing was silent.

Before he knew it, he changed from lying on the sofa to sitting on the sofa. He took the phone and stared at the screen inexplicably for a while, then raised his finger and poked!

then.

-1-1-2-1-3-3-3-3-3-3……

When the finger was finally removed from the screen, his and the villain's favorability had become -24.

Distance favorability is 5, which is a total difference of 29.

Li Shuoxing was sober for two points and was no longer so absent-minded. He sat upright on the sofa, rubbed his chin with his fingers, and began to study the game.

The screen of the phone is refreshing, and there is no button similar to the system interface, and it may not be unlocked yet.

There is an empty heart in the upper left corner with a -24 in it. This should be a good impression pool.

Li Shuoxing clicked his heart first.

Nothing happened.

He turned his fingers around and clicked the tables, chairs, beds, and the ground on the screen one by one... When the fingers ran across the kettle, the kettle tilted and a glass of white water appeared on the table.

Finally came an interactive one.

Li Shuoxing tried to move the white water and found that the newly-appearing water cup could be moved, so he moved to the villain and watched the water cup appear in the villain's hands and was drunk by the villain.

He waited patiently.

It takes about a minute.

+1

Reluctantly, the dragging figures floated out of the villain's head and plunged into the pool of goodwill.

It turned out to be this.

Li said Xing had found something right, and without delay, started poking the kettle.

One poke, two poke, three poke——

+1+0-1

Ok?

Li Shuoxing slammed the brakes and watched as the little man walked from the bed to the table with the water glass in his hand, and put the water glass on the table.

Then, a bubble appeared on the little man's head, and it said:

"I'm full, no need."

Li Shuoxing stared at the villain.

You are a bit hypocritical, right?

But the villain is ignorant and moves as usual.

Three seconds later, Li Shuoxing took the lead to retract his gaze.

waste time.

He doesn't care about the villain, remembering this lesson, and thinking silently:

After drinking water, it should be eating. Do you want to find the pots and pans?

Li Shuoxing glanced at the game, and found no props related to food on the table, but there were half frosted glass doors on the left and right sides of the screen, which seemed to be able to enter other places.

He clicked on the right hand side.

The game jumps out of the narration:

[You found the bathroom. 】

Then, the option box appears.

[Whether to clean Su Mingqian? 】

【whether】

The villains of the game all need to be clean to maintain cleanliness.

Li Shuoxing didn't think too much, but according to the general rule, he chose yes.

The next moment, the frosted door opened, a translucent light path appeared in the game, and a palm-like icon appeared beside the villain, and a new prompt appeared in the game:

[Please long press to select the lover, and move the lover to the bathroom. 】

According to the game prompt, Li said that the star spotted the villain, lifted the villain from the bed directly, and slid to the bathroom. In the process of lifting and dragging, he found that the villain had been struggling wildly. He looked like a little turtle whose shell was caught in the air and panicked. It was very cute.

He put the villain in front of the bathroom, a little affectionate, and extra touched the other's body, staggered the villain, and grabbed the door of the bathroom.

But the next second, the villain holding the door frame suddenly turned his face. Instead of entering the bathroom, he pulled the door frame heavily!

"boom!"

Li Shuoxing was taken aback.

This is more than that.

Immediately afterwards, the lightning of -50 favorability level jumped out of the villain's head, the villain turned and trot back to the bed, pulled up the quilt wrapped around him, facing the wall and back to Li Shuoxing.

Game narration:

[Su Mingqian closed the bathroom door severely, and rolled his eyes coldly at you. 】

Li Shuoxing was dumbfounded.

I?

he?

This is also OK?

Is this game mentally handicapped?

He was unthinkable for a while, completely impatient, and decisively returned to the home screen and dragged the APP to delete the game.