Otoko Nara Ikkokuichijou no Aruji o Mezasa Nakya, ne?

24 Aug 7442

Accompany the King on his way home to Lombertia, about 10 km away. Ralpha and Bell also wanted to accompany them, but when they said they were with the king, they shy away from boulders. Naturally, I'm riding a military horse. The king sits on a large carriage of eight heads, and the knight who consolidates himself around it also rides on a military horse. There were fewer people than I thought. Will there be a total of about 50 carriage guards? With that said, you're all former knights, so to speak of squire. Sometimes they're all the First Knights, but this place is on the knees of the King's Capital, and security seems pretty good. The streets are beautifully maintained, and in about two hours we reached Lombertia.

The King's capital Lombertia is a huge city. Two rivers flow from the east side of the city, more than 20 metres wide, like the central river of Keel (Central River), which is poured into the western sea. By comparison, the river bank on the side of the large Middle-American-shaped land that is sandwiched by the river has been well protected, and there is a wide range of river beds that are close to 200 m on the banks of rivers like stone walls, and is about 6 m high. This is also a solid earthwork like stone walls, but the opposite side is about 100 m wide river beds with no height of about 4 m. No, I think it's still solid enough.

Because the whole city was just a little terraced, or nearly 4m from the river surface to the ground. There's a couple of Dobu rivers pouring all over the city. It doesn't seem as planned to be made as Keel, but it looks extra splendid because it's clean enough given its size, and there's a fence surrounding Wang Du. This could be the ideal land to consider as a capital.

There was a royal castle in the centre of the city of Lombertia. It is a beautiful large castle with a triple moat and a tile-roofed temple with gold leaves. I remember Osaka Castle like I saw it. The brave and magnificent figure with five layers of great heavenly guardianship is enough to roar that it is a great kingdom castle on boulders. There appear to be two circles and three circles around the Great Heavenly Guard. Many others were also found.

There was also a castle in Keel, but it was a castle to such an extent that I wouldn't have noticed if they hadn't said so. It was an even softer castle with three floors of stone surrounded by sorry moats and large fences. If they told me it was a big store from a distance, I would have said, "Oh, really?" But this is the king's capital of the Kingdom of Lomberto, and if the story of my father and mother is true, it's a super big city with the largest population in the western part of the continent of Orad. Because the population is about 220,000 to 230,000 people, is it about the population of Cebu City, Tokyo? There 'll be a little more urban area, though.

Follow the path that has become ninety-nine and enter the royal castle. I waited for a while at an open place in the castle, and the receptionist came to get me. When I took the rubber repair kit out of my saddlebag, I left my horse and weapon behind and followed the guide.

This is probably a room near Sanomaru. It's been half an hour since you told me to wait here. There's no way I'm going to go into the king's bedroom and do the work, even though I'm fixing the bed, so where is he peeling and carrying the water bed off the bedside by now? Just in case it is out of hand, check the repair kit again. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself for the rest of my life if I failed here and bought the King's unhappiness and annoyed my sister.

A bottle of raw rubber, good. Sulphur powder, good. Charcoal, good. Additives, good. Little bucket I brought you because you're in trouble just in case, no problem. All sorts of acids in glass bottles coated with layers of hard rubber and raw rubber on the outside so as not to break will not be used this time either, though there are all of them. Yeah, I'm fine. And then I need a bucket with water for my last inspection, but I just asked because I can't carry this with me.

That's how I check the tools, and the king came all the way here with the underworked slaves with waterbeds and buckets. Get down on your knees and grace your men, and drool your head.

"Good, give it a face. He asked me for the rest, and I'm interested in how to fix it."

Yeah, you're looking by my side... it's hard to do, already.

"Okay, we'll fix it quickly. Let me start by showing you the scratched area…"

Oh, isn't this the first waterbed I've sold out of limited editions? Sure, he sold it about three years ago. The king had bought it for me. From what I've seen, it seems to have been used carefully, except for the holes by the sword. It's a beautiful one, although it has age and is quite damaged. That proved to be durable enough. Note that the sword hole penetrated the pole from the top and bottom, which is the water chamber in the middle of the waterbed. Hole, is that two places? But Paul in the middle is useless as a bed.

I was just poked with a sword, and the wound wasn't like a hook tear, it was a beautiful thing. This would be fine if you yasled and feathered around the wound, applied the same material of rubber and then applied the same feathered plank-shaped rubber. The work was completed in no time. All you have to do is dry it out, try to get some air in and stick it in the bucket to see if there's a leak. That's when I thought so and tried to use minimal dry magic.

My aunt came into the room. She must have been beautiful when she was younger, but she was an old lady in her mid-forties who had already bent several corners of her skin. But, well, she's quite beautiful. I imitated it, too, because the slaves around me took my benefactor's honor, just like the king. A queen, perhaps? Is that Mr. Moleen?

"Was that it? The undead who want to repair their beds."

What? Huh? Is this guy mad at you? Whoa, the undelivered...

"Yes, no... the..."

What an answer, stuck in words.

"What is the undelivered!? Watch your language! I asked him to come and fix it myself!

Oh, that helps. Thank you, Your Majesty, but I'm the only one who uses my name officially.

"You, if you fix this, you'll pull someone in again, right? Now who? If you're a slave, your concubine will look very closely at you, but I won't tolerate civilians or nobles working as a stepdaughter in a castle. Are you going to make money on your inheritance again for nothing!?

Her Royal Highness, I began to wreak havoc with an amazing sword screen.

"Nah! I would have paid my second daughter at the congoose! Even boys don't get inherited!

You......

"That's not the problem!... leave the room and close the door, you guys!

When the queen says so, the slaves jump out of the room like they were bounced. I can sit back trying to do the same, but the king grabbed my arm.

"Greed, I guess the repairs aren't done yet, are they? You can't leave the room! Keep working!

"No, stop the work and get out of the room. You, you will listen to me well already today!!

What am I supposed to do? I'm left with the king grabbing my arm.

"No, don't worry! Come on, Greed, keep working!

"... well, if you say so much, I have an idea too! Somebody, get Yul and Becky, get Marine! Not now!

The king and queen are talking to each other across me. Looks like there's gonna be a few more at last.

"And... okay, Grid and I'll do it. Keep working. Wait a minute. Status open... from the House of the Sers. Just right, I'm on some edge of being here. Well, listen to what you're about to say and give your opinion. This is an order as Queen of the Kingdom of Romberto. Nice!

"Ha, yes, no"

I replied.

"... Moleen! You ask others for their opinions on my royal issue!?

Right?

"It's not such a problem that I can hide it now!! Don't those in the king's capital already know! Mostly, it's no secret or anything, no more! Greed, get your job done!

What, this king is being so easy on you? Envy. I just let it dry and when I stuck the bed repair part in a bucket with water tension, I started breathing in through the plug. I'm not trying to crack the MP or hide the magic. Because if you're not doing something, you're going to get involved.

I appraised the queen with breath. Maurail Lomberto. First Lady of the Duke of Lomberto. Level 8. Magic is pretty high at levels 3-4 except fire magic. Um, it's the queen. The Lomberto family also combines the Dukes, Marquises, Counts and Viscounts. As lords of each territory, I only use them separately from time to time. I don't know how many you have in total. You've heard the Count alone has more than 10.

Along with rushing footsteps, one woman rushed in. Yoursford Lomberto upon appraisal. It was the Second Lady of the Duke of Lomberto's house. Just keep the rubber stopper on and keep your head down. One more after a while, Marinen Lomberto. First Lady of the Count Lomberto family. Then one more time, Rebecca Lomberto. First Lady of the Marquis of Lomberto. Each one is an extraordinary beauty.

The king and his four daughters and a young man with rubber stoppers. There's nothing in the room but the sound of me breathing in. I guess the three of us who have been late can't grasp the circumstances. He's paying attention to me as if I'm also the culprit of some kind of murder. Together, the King and his First Lady are staring at me.

Me keeping breathing into the tube of the rubber stopper while I breathe. I guess it's time. Stick the wound part into the bucket. The air doesn't leak. Okay.

When I let him out of the barrel and stuck a stick in the rubber stopper to drain the air, he gently wiped the water off the surface before drying it off. Carefully fold the water bed where the contents have been emptied, and when you clean up the tools,

"The repair is done. Now..."

I said. Does it feel like you're missing it?

"I won't go that way. I told you earlier. Now, listen there."

I knew it. When I knelt down again to thank my subordinates, I was silent.

"Well, it's Gried. Do you have any idea how many children His Majesty is making?

and Moleen asked. I don't know.

"No, Your Highness. I am a countryman who just came out of Barkud, the Marquis of Webdos, and I therefore know only three of you, His Royal Highness Richard, the eldest son, and His Highness William, the second son, the eldest daughter, His Highness Biaguitte, who was already married to the eldest son of the Duke of Bergwell."

Well, it's common sense around here, so I know it.

"Well, is Barkud from... so... well fine. There are eight correct answers."

Moleen said. Well, that's about as good as having two daughters-in-law. Less than my mother.

"Ha, I'm stunned by my ignorance"

"Good. So, what do you think of this number?

What do you think... it's not unusual. You're royal, so you're not going to die as a child on a boulder, and you're not saying a lot about it, are you?

"is a heir that should govern the giant Kingdom of Lomberto, so I thought the number of people who make you feel secure for the next generation and the continuation of the serene reign that follows..."

"Right. How reassuring if that's all. Earlier number of people is an emitter. There are only 65 bastards born."

Huh!? Ri, Roku... Jiu... Oh?

I don't believe a word I hear from a boulder and I make it as a pocan.

"What do you think of this number?

"... the... uh... oh, I'm afraid... hey, some... the..."

Seeing as I'm stuck in words, Moline says.

"I have nothing to fear. Honestly, I ordered that earlier."

The tone was harsh.

"Shh, shh, a lot, I wonder? and…"

"Enough! Be careful not to make any more children! Wouldn't that be nice!

The king has pinched his mouth. Please. I need you to let it go before my stomach hurts.

"You! We haven't talked yet!! GREED, of those 65, 59 have been born in the last year or so. Then there are 34 common children who are pregnant. So what do you think about this?

Ha? That means... hey! What? Sora!

"Oh, really... if it's quite cancerous... no, Your Majesty's health..."

"Can you have so many children if you have health problems! Answer me seriously!

Oh, whoa.

"Oh, I was wondering how much, how much, what too much..."

I just had to say.

"This, Greed, that's what I'm not supposed to say..."

The king lays his hand on his forehead and looks up to the universe. So, there's 93 of you for two years or so... You can't make excuses......

Hmm? Two years or so? It kind of fits......

"Yes! There's too much out of common sense!! Yur! Becky! Marine! Those people will have something to say! Don't say it!

"Your Majesty! I'm already out of my mind too!

Yur hoisted his dripping eyes.

"Today is today!

Becky's face turned red.

"Let me get this straight!

Marine's seemingly inquisitive eyes triangled.

Oh, scared.

After that, it was tough. Four queens blaming their own husband, the king, for mouthing. I couldn't say anything as I leaned down. I've been cursing for about 20 minutes now. Kingslayer is okay with that, the youngest working in the royal castle is not hiring for that, the elasticity of that waterbed started when that came, think about the possibility of getting sick, you climb to n billion z just for the compensation, and you are oppressing the treasury, these days the people have also told me that colored bokeh kings and peachy kings seem to be badly called because they are unattractive to the queen, and I have laid my hands on other women...

But I don't know if my stomach worm fitted in a little after saying all this to the boulder, but it gradually stopped cursing. Maybe I'm just tired. Well, I was just keeping my mouth shut and watching how things went, so I was calm and thought about it. There is no spring in this world. So speaking of kings, I guess the bed is superior on a wooden sleeping table but lays down a futon and sleeps.

A water bed came that was comfortable to sleep where I lived, sturdy, and made of rubber that would stand even if I did a prowl on top and also had moderate elasticity. Excellent thing that deforms somewhat to fit your shape even when you normally fall asleep. Getting up and down and exercising somewhat intensely doesn't even make it to Bo Bo, but it has a repulsive power close to it. It must have been easier.

I mean, it's my fault.

And at the same time, I remembered something important.

The common wallet in this world is quite large because only coins have currency. It's normal to put your wallet in a big, deep bottom pocket like the sides of both legs of military bread. And when I was younger in my previous life, I always put something in my wallet. Even when I was in defense college, I used to let them in when I was out. I haven't done it to boulders since I got married, though. But right now, it doesn't even go as far as one boulder at a time, but it's still in a pack of ten. Seems like whenever you're in action. The enemy won't think of any convenience here. I use one pack in a sample with keel and one pack with both assholes at the end, so I have eight packs left, and I have 80 live ammunition. I only carry 10 shots a mag though.

Oh, brother...... Don't let your brother help you again... I may not really get my head up on Fern for the rest of my life.

Your Majesty, and Your Highness, I have a good idea for you.

When I said that, everyone paid attention to me. Yur called out.

"Damn, aren't you a rubber maker? They can suspect disrespect, like civilians and free people pinching their voices during royal talks, right?

I guess she called out worried about me. She's an attractive beauty with drooling eyes. But have you been welcoming me? And they were supposed to call me Greed. Don't you know a country jazz house on a boulder?

"Well, he's not from the House of Jazz. I order my concubine to give an opinion in the first place. My concubine will forgive me, so tell me."

Moline told me. Once I breathe, I get ready and open my mouth. This is the right place.

"is, first of all, this is the case, but now that I've listened to you all, I have something to think about. Indeed, Your Majesty is thriving. But until you throw out your duty as king of a country... you're not indulging, are you?

"Naturally. The rest is still kings. I'll keep my job. By and large, efficiency would have increased in the last few years as much as it did in water remediation work in the territory, rulings that have accumulated so far, and dispute resolution between lords that have come to grievances!

That's not true, even if I tell you.

"... you do have almost all the problems gone"

Moleen said. Something like that.

"Right? Neither will the kings who have worked as hard as I have in recent years. I am also stressed. Then I guess I should have eaten and danced with the nobles downstairs appropriately! Look, I'm, I'm tired! You can have a little bit of that whisper! Hey! Moleen. Raider Region water treatment, last year was perfectly done, right?!? Thanks to whom! Yul. You've also completed your topographical survey of Sangulal!? That place has been untouched since my great-grandfather's day!? It took me less than three years to start that last year! Becky, you even negotiated an extension of the non-war agreement with the Empire of Granan in our favor!? That's the one my grandfather (my predecessor) shelved!? I solved this! Marine. The 300-year-old debt problem between you and this parents Count Falergers and the Marquis of Rhodail, that, we would have tweaked it to convince each other! I even made the law. I used my head pretty hard to make that law so that it wouldn't be similar in the next generation! Thanks to you, other lords would have appreciated it! You can blame as much as you want if I was throwing out national politics and wandering around! But what am I supposed to say? I'm not trying very hard, am I? You can say the ancestors of the kingdom Chung Hing or something! It was when I came to power at 35. Now I'm 48. I've only been here 13 years, and I know you're doing more! Huh? Whose fault is it that you guys can eat and dance flirtatiously? Say it! Say it!

The king breathed on his shoulder when he yelled at him like that at once. Awesome. I'm not ashamed to call myself Zhongxing's ancestor. But apart from that, you're making too many children.

"This is His Majesty the King."

Of his daughter-in-law, young Becky and Marine flattened out saying so, but the two above seem different.

"That's normal! Becky, Marine. Stand up! You, indeed, have achieved merit in politics (every word). But not at all with that and this. Find out!

Moline is tough.

"That's right. Your Majesty. I understand you're under a lot of stress, and I'm not stopping you from getting your hands on a woman (stomach). It will be good. But the number of common children is not the norm. Aren't you three more digits by yourself? Besides, do you think we're just dancing? That's our battlefield over there. We get information from other lords as we dance and report them one by one. If possible, we also add the findings. Besides, I am assisting you on the military side so that you can stay focused on national politics. All the inspections to the conflict have been carried out by me and Marine over the past decade, and there have been many troublesome tasks, such as training progress and updating equipment for each Knights. Lord Maureen is in control of the palace, and all the nobles keep their heads hanging. Becky's assisting you with the clerical work. Wouldn't you like to sit down? Your Majesty, I am not a credit to you alone."

Yur is a beautiful aunt, seemingly grown up with drooling eyes, but don't say kichiko.

"Moleen's in the main room, so that's what the palace's got, isn't it? You, Yul, went as far as a squadron leader with 24 in the First Knights. You, I was in the First Knights till 30, but I was finally a platoon captain at 28. Becky is good at clerical work because she was planted at the Rockmalt Marquis, and even Marine would be a fireball (cannonball) for the Falgars and this Knights of the Country... you're just doing the right thing with the right material, right?

Oh, you shouldn't say that. By the way, did Queen Eul go as young as the First Knights to the Squadron Leader? You're my sister's senior. It makes sense that this guy is one level 12 and one level above his head.

"Oh, the right material. That's a good word. It's obvious because you're doing your king's job in the right place, too! Yur is right! Three digits! I won't allow only three digits! I thought you said there were too many greeds there! Mostly without contraception...... isn't it insane! Don't you know that every time we bow our heads to the other parent! Becky and Marine even bowed their heads to civilian parents because they were young!!

Molene blamed it. Oh... I knew it.

"Didn't you say so much about using the bowels of pigs!

Becky went further in.

"Yes, or outside..."

Marine also follows.

"Because it feels better to let it out inside..."

Hey! Old man! I can't stand hearing any more of this.... Well

"Ladies and gentlemen, I was wondering if there would be a little too much excitement... please return to the tone. Well, you mentioned earlier that you had a good idea, so you haven't forgotten, have you?... Fine. First of all, I have two things to confirm. The first confirmation is to the queens. You have no objection to His Majesty making such a gesture, do you?

I just said that calmly with one calm face.

"... I don't think I have a choice. Surely there will be a lot of stress, and there will be a number of things you, Your Majesty, have to decide on your own, so I think it would be good enough to remove the shark somewhat. But that and having kids is a different matter!

Moleen said as she stared at the king. The other three are nodding as well. The king turns elsewhere and looks awkward.

"So if it doesn't involve pregnancy, you can forgive me, right?

"Right. But you can't let them get pregnant. The outside is too bad. If it were ten or there, we wouldn't think anything of it either. The state is so high that it jumps beyond the realm of heaven"

She continues to say so and stuffs it to the king. Just let it go and it'll just rekindle what you just did.

"So here's the confirmation: Your Majesty, I will sit with you in the countryside, but it is not difficult to imagine that His Majesty's work is intense. But I can understand the feelings of the queens, though they are also not geniuses. Also, age is the younger age, but as the same man, I intend to be able to understand how your majesty feels. Therefore, I would like to introduce this product. I am also named for the aristocratic end of the world… I work as a man for the women of the world, no, I work as a mother, and I carry it with me from time to time to avoid unwanted pregnancies"

That's what I said. I took the rubber bag out of my wallet and showed it to him. Naturally, they can't possibly know what this product is.

"Earlier I mentioned that my origins were in the village of Barkud in the Marquis territory of Webdos. As I'm sure you know, Barkud is the origin of rubber products. Strong elasticity, stretches well and shrinks well. It is one end of the rubber property, but this product is able to demonstrate its properties without diffusion. This is an alternative to pig intestines. Please take it and see. There are 10 in the bag, but the bag has been sealed to date so there are no quality issues. It is also soaked in the lotion for better use and slipping. Lotion is a natural ingredient derived from seagrass, if you say so, a food processed product, so whether it sticks to your body, licks it, or swallows it, it does no harm."

Listen to what I have to say and Yur looks at me with interest and says:

"Oh dear, are you from the Gried family in Barkud... is Mirhia your sister?

"Ha, Mirhia is my sister. I now serve His Majesty in the First Knights."

"Really? Then you will feel safe with this product. Dear Maureen, go ahead."

Yur gave Moleen the rubber bag when he received it from me. I took the bag in my hand, roughly every bag. Looks like Moline, who was observing, decided to cut the bag's seal thoughtfully, but doesn't cut it well and seems to be struggling. As Marine tried to pull through and cut through the long sword on her hips (I wonder if any other weapons besides royalty and escort are allowed in the palace during normal times), she made it stop and said.

"Her Royal Highness Lady Marinen. The bag should only cut the corners of the edges slightly and push out the contents. Once the seal is opened, the rest should also be soaked in ice water to prevent water from entering the bag.... Yes. Because if you push it out carefully one by one… Yes, that's the body of this product, the product name is called the 'sheath'. This is a new product that Barkud, a rubber region, is asking the world anew. It is used with the intestines of pigs, but its' sheath 'is usually wrapped around it, so you can't help but feel it in a different shape…"

And then there's Keel's whorehouse, "Litton," with the Halitides. You just have to shut up and watch me touch the condom terribly to see how it feels.

"... Well, that's one bag now, but there are six more bags of the same thing in the inn where I'm staying in Balduk. Write to your brother and you'll get more at the end of the year. Well, I understand you can't trust me all of a sudden. But I was wondering if the queen could use it this evening and try it... and the bed has been fixed."

Thereafter, precautions for use (care shall be taken not to allow air when fitted. to discard it once used and not reuse it) and decided to resign. If you like it, you'll get in touch with me from the other side. There's no reason why you don't like it.

Huh? That there's got to be another bag? I know. I can count to about a few.