Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

Chapter 313: Shake the pot!

"Gosh! Someone actually eats shit?"

"Oh~~! It seems to smell like shit~~Oh~~!"

"Unreasonably, on such an important day today, didn't Cui Shanyou deliberately cause'chaos' by doing this?"

Cheng Yaojin's voice was even louder, and all the civil and military officials who had been waiting for the holy driver all around heard it. They opened their eyes one by one, looked at Cui Shanyou and others incredulously, and then smelled it in the air. If there is the "xiang" smell of Ruowu, all the ministers "swiftly" jumped far and wide, as if to escape the plague. . .

Cui Shanyou and the others immediately formed a quarantine belt. The riots here immediately attracted the attention of 20,000 sailors not far away. However, due to the strict military regulations, they did not come to watch the excitement. In this way, each of them kept looking here with their eyes.

"You~! You~! Shu Zi'an dare to slander the old man! You~!"

Cui Shanyou saw that everyone looked far away from them with a look of disgust, and even the officials that he had been good with were not willing to approach him. In a blink of an eye, their reputation for "eating shit" would be confirmed. , Cui Shanyou, who has always paid attention to reputation, couldn't help being ashamed and angry. He pointed at Li Zexuan with a trembling right finger and cursed.

At this moment, he didn't care that Li Zexuan was his superior, and even used the "Zhuzi".

"My colleagues don't want to listen to nonsense, how can scholars of my generation eat such filthy things? All this is a misunderstanding!"

"Yeah! I waited because I accidentally stepped on a child's feces on the road, and I would never go to eat such filthy things! Huang Shi, you have to believe me!"

Lu Yan ‘Jade’ hurriedly pulled one of his usual friends and explained.

"Hmm~! Dr. Lu, I believe you are right here, you let go first, I feel a little sick~~"

Huang'Shi'lang quickly broke away from Lu Yan's'Yu' hand, ran to the side and vomited. After all, he hadn't been very young after eating breakfast!

The other doctors were basically in the same situation. They did not want to explain how they would explain, and they "fleeing around" one after another, because everyone is almost the same as Huang Shi Lang. They just had breakfast just not long. Who wants to touch such an unappetizing thing?

Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji, and Wei Zheng also stood far away, frowning at the eight Guozijian doctors in the field.

"Unreasonable! Why are Cui Shanyou and others so ignorant?"

Wei Zheng said displeasedly.

"Maybe there is something hidden in it, so let's wait for your majesty to talk about it!"

Fang Xuanling said intently.

Changsun Wuji smiled, but made no remarks. He glanced at Li Zexuan in the distance with deep meaning.

"The old man's reputation for decades has been destroyed by your hands! The old man... the old man has done it with you! Ah~~~!"

Seeing that his first life was about to be ruined, Cui Shanyou's "desire" broke, and he couldn't help it anymore. He moved his old arms and legs, and rushed towards Li Zexuan like crazy. Seeing this posture, he He wanted to hit Li Zexuan to death.

Li Zexuan "was shocked to lose his'color'", "worriedly" running around in the crowd, and yelled, "Dr. Cui, you are wronged! The kid never said that your old man ate shit." I just ask if you have eaten shit!"

With his skill, even if he stood still and let the old man hit him, there was nothing wrong with him for a year, but he was afraid that Cui Shanyou would "touch the porcelain"! Depending on how old he is, if he ran into something good or bad, wouldn't he be blackmailed for a large amount of "medicine" expenses?"

"Puff~~! Suddenly! The old man is not in love with you!"

Hearing Li Zexuan "eating shit" one bite at a time, and it was slippery like a mud loach, he couldn't catch it at all. Cui Shanyou couldn't help it anymore. He staggered two steps, spouting a mouthful of old blood, angrily said.

"Dr. Cui! Dr. Cui! Are you okay?"

Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yan'Yu', Zheng Zhanli, Sikong Linghao and others hurriedly came to help Cui Shanyou and said in a hurry.

They have been smelling the "shit" for so long along the way, and they have almost developed a certain degree of immunity, so no one will dislike anyone at this moment.

"Hey~! I didn't care about my business, okay? Dr. Cui, why bother to chase after you? You see you are a lot of age, let others see it, and say I bullied you~!"

Li Zexuan said somewhat "unbearable".

"You~! You~! You~!"

Cui Shanyou "you you you" for a long time, finally couldn't hold it anymore, he rolled his eyes and fainted completely!

"Dr. Cui~! Dr. Cui~! You wake up~!"

"Dr. Cui, wake up~!"

The other seven Guozijian doctors suddenly lost their backbone, and one by one pulled Cui Shanyou's arm and cried out in grief.

"You, take a few people and carry him to the Imperial Medical Office!"

In the distance, Changsun Wuji finally couldn't stand it, and decided to end this farce. He called a sergeant and ordered.

"promise!"

The silver armored sergeant bowed to take his command, and ran towards the field with his two men.

"Hey, what happened to your kid today? Did these people offend you somewhere?"

After the court regained calmness, Cheng Yaojin grabbed Li Zexuan and said with a straight smile.

"The kid is wronged! Uncle Cheng! I just guessed a sentence ‘chaotic’, but I didn’t expect your reaction to be so big and you shouted that sentence directly!"

Li Zexuan must not recite this pot! It really hurts his perfect image of being bright and majestic, the oldest, loving, wise and unrestrained! So he just threw the pot to Cheng Yaojin, anyway, the old demon's ‘Jing’ had more lice and itching, and there were already more people who hated him.

"Snapped!"

Cheng Yaojin’s beard blowing and staring, slapped Li Zexuan’s forehead, and cursed: "Fart! You said it, so you dare to rely on Laozi? You stinky guy is good at it. ~!"

Li Zexuan'kneaded' his head~www.ltnovel.com~ secretly muttered: No wonder Cheng Chumo's brain is not bright! It must have been beaten by Cheng Yaojin since childhood.

"Haha! I haven't seen you for a long time, your kid is even more powerful! First, Cui Shanyou was fainted, and now Cheng Zhijie is provoked again! It seems that my Datang is going to have another ‘muck’ world demon~!"

At this moment, a middle-aged general, covered in battle armor, walked over here.

It is Li Xiaogong.

"Master! Why are you free now?"

Although Li Zexuan didn't agree with what Li Xiaogong had just said, "Datang will have another'Hun' World Demon King", but he was even more surprised at this point in time that Li Xiaogong still had spare time to come over and talk to them.

"Haha~! Why is there no time? You see, the army has been reorganized, and the private caravans and sailors have been assembled. Just wait for your Majesty to come over! Why can't this king be free~?"

Li Xiaogong pointed at the neatly prepared army in the distance, and said casually.

Li Zexuan admired: "The prince's rule of the army is indeed strict. In this way, he is the teacher of the tiger and wolf!"

"Haha! Your kid can really talk!"

Li Xiaogong smiled triumphantly.

"Go! This is far worse than my old Cheng! Didn't you steal the teacher from the'pharmacist'?"

Others would give Li Xiaogong a bit of face, but Cheng Yaojin would not give it to him. When Old Cheng heard Li Xiaogong brag there, he immediately couldn't help but sarcastically said.

"Uh, cough! Zhijie, you~!"

Li Xiaogong was almost out of breath, and what he said was not all wrong. Li Xiaogong’s commanding skills were mostly learned when he fought side by side with Li Jing in the early years, so he could only stare at Cheng Yaojin. .

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