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Just as Barrett's thoughts were once again immersed in his memories, an adventurer who was tall and fat, so fat that he could barely see his neck walked up to him.

This adventurer wears a dark green wool top, sleeveless double-layer thick leather armor of the same color, a one-handed battle axe on each side of his waist, and a light gray embroidered fir pattern on his shoulders. Large cloak.

The cloak was big enough to enclose the adventurer's entire body, and coupled with his round shape, it made him look a little funny.

The fat adventurer glanced at the bounty bar and then looked at the barbarian: "Caesar, huh? It seems that you are still cherishing this old 'friend' of yours."

The adventurer who speaks is nicknamed "Big Bird Rob", although his real name is not Rob, but Dick, but because his guy is really big, no joke, really big! That's why the adventurers put the name of the protagonist in a well-known novel with colors on his head.

And Dick, as a man, was obviously very satisfied with this nickname, and he never mentioned his real name again after that.

There is a well-known song in that novel, which is often sung in taverns in various cities, making the atmosphere of the tavern warm every time. The song goes something like this:

"Rob's head is a little silly, but he's big, and women snicker at him because he's more than big; hey yo, hey yo, women say he's like a horse because he's more than big; women They all love him madly because he's more than big..."

Barrett turned his head and glanced at the speaker beside him, then back to the bounty column: "Remember? No." He said, "A bloodthirsty monster, I don't think anyone will remember it. ."

"Indeed." A very prominent speaker nodded, "How many of our colleagues were killed by it? I remember that the number of fog castles has exceeded 500, but you know, those are not counted. There will only be more unlucky people in."

The Mist Castle counts the number of adventurers who died and the reasons for their deaths every year, but because of the particularity of the Mist Forest and the chaotic mobility of adventurers in the Bay of Pigs, these statistics are often inaccurate. Every year, many unknown adventurers disappear silently, no one knows where they have been, and no one cares if they can come back.

"Big Bird Rob" lifted the belt that had been dropped by the two one-handed battle axes, and continued, "Seeing this guy's head hanging on the gate of the Mist Castle really made everyone heave a sigh of relief. ."

"Relieve? No, you can never 'relieve' in the foggy forest." Barrett shook his head, "Otherwise you won't have a chance to **** them back."

"Please, these words are still reserved for educating newcomers who don't know anything but only know how to be a goblin." Rob was a little dissatisfied, "They will look at you with admiration, regard your words as the truth, and wait. Let you fill them in one by one."

Rob and Barrett have a good relationship. A long time ago, they stayed together in a team of adventurers named "Black Bitch" for a long time. Later, the leader of the team died and the team broke up. Rob joined another team of adventurers named "Lazy Woman Kavy", while Barrett took the lead and became the "feeder" of the misty forest.

Speaking of this, Rob's tone changed again, and he said with some fear: "But it's true, you can't be too careful in the foggy forest."

A team of neatly dressed knights patrolled past the Barrett and the two, and almost every knight passed by Rob and patted his fat **** wrapped under his cloak.

"Hey! You have to pay for another shoot!" Rob shouted, "one 'Griffin' once, thank you for your patronage! Oh, Captain Burton, if it's you, I can give you a 20% discount!"

"Only the butts of the women in the thorn tent are worth this price, and you, even if you want to sell it, no one will buy it." The bearded knight captain stopped and mocked Rob.

Everyone likes to joke with Rob, he is like a funny clown in a circus, not only his body but also his personality, which makes everyone want to tease, and Rob himself does not know about it. disgust.

When only one knight passed by Barrett, he patted Manzi on the shoulder. Barrett recognized that it was the great knight Ren, the second son of the Miller family in Galano City, and his younger brother was also a knight of the Golden Clover Knights. During a mission to clear the misty forest, he was separated by the four-armed ape Caesar. Griffin Helmet smashed his head into strawberry pie.

Barrett and Rennes nodded to each other and passed by. When the team of knights walked away, he turned to look at Rob again, "After you were injured last time, I thought you didn't plan to do this."

"I really didn't want to do it at the time, because the injury almost killed me." The fat adventurer who was popular with him was terrified, "You know, at that time, a hole was pierced through my chest. He gestured with his hand. "Here, it's right next to my left side. Although the wound is not big, only about the thickness of a finger, it hurt my fragile heart."

He took a breath, and put his hand into the leather armor and touched the location of the previous wound, "Can you imagine it? That mutated freshly stabbed porcupine can actually shoot out the spines on its back, and it is faster than The crossbow arrow is even faster, and the leather armor can't stop it! But the leather armor I used before should definitely be replaced, and the thicker felt coat is better than it."

I can imagine that even if it is a weak jerboa, I will do my best. "So, in the foggy forest, you can never breathe a sigh of relief," Barrett repeated.

"The porcupine was bigger than a dog, squeaking like a mouse. 'Otter Wagg' was teasing him in front of the guy at the time, and Terry got a little impatient and let us hurry, so I'm going to Give it a slap from the side, I haven't tasted what porcupine pork tastes like. But before I can kill it, it knocks me down ahead of time. Except for the one time I was dumped by the girl from the previous neighbor's house , My heart has never been hurt so badly."

"Then she must not know some of your strengths." Barrett teased. He rarely made a joke, just because the other party was Rob the big bird.

"Unfortunately, she knows. We grew up together, and we used to go to the river to bathe together. I also know that she has a brown birthmark on her left **** that looks like a tit. I don't know why, whenever I When I see a bird like a tit, that half of the **** is always in my mind."

Following such words, the carcass of a burgundy girl seemed to appear in front of Barrett's eyes again. He sighed inwardly, "How is the wound now?" He asked casually. .

"It has healed, but it left a small scar, the size of a pig's cock." Rob pouted, "But at least it saved his life."

"So you have three **?" Barrett laughed.

"You can say that." Rob didn't care, "but one of them is shriveled. Even if they are not shriveled, they have no other use." The fat adventurer stretched his hand to his back, through the leather armor I scratched it laboriously, as if it didn't seem to relieve the itch, I put my hand inside the leather armor and scratched it a few times.

"When you left with that dwarf, I knew you would come back one day." Rob said to Barrett, "But I didn't expect it so soon. It seems that the adventurous life outside is not going well."

Barrett didn't answer, "How about you?" He asked Rob, "Didn't the injury last time scare you?"

"I didn't want to do this anymore, but after going back to my hometown to farm for two days, I felt that being a farmer was really meaningless. Plus I owed some money for playing cards, you know, my luck was always bad, so I simply just back..."

At this moment, a melodious horn sounded, and Barret knew that it indicated that the 'toe gap' under the southern city wall of Mist Castle had been opened, and the adventurers were laughing and rushing towards the city gate.

"Hey! The door is open, I have to find Terry and the others." Rob said, "We'll get together another day."

Barrett nodded and silently added in his heart, if we can all come back alive.

Not far away, Barrett saw Old Will waving to him, so he walked to the lower-level novels and his party, preparing to leave for the foggy forest...