Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

“Little Hai, please tell me a joke.”

“Okay, there used to be a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a temple in the temple. The monk tells a story…”

“Wait, what kind of a joke are you? What is the point of the joke?”

“A joke without a point of laughter, is it not laughable?”< /p>

“…”

“Of course, if you are still not satisfied, I can polish up this joke. A super product from the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance sect Ten Thousand Arts Immortal Gate, Cultivation In less than thirty years, he is about to face the genius cultivator of Gold Core, a man who has a married partner and has a family. Now neglect sleep and forget about food, even leave the family aside, serve as a secretary for you to handle official duties, but in the end Asked by you to tell a joke without a smile…Do you still find it unridable?”

“Little Hai, your grievances are almost going to materialize.” Wang Lu sighed, the official document on the table Push away, “It seems that a long period of busyness will cause more than expected spiritual pressure. I think we will stop working today. Let’s go to the entertainment venues under the Mysterious Heaven Hall.”

Hai Yunfan sorted out the manuscript in hand, and said without changing his face: “I am a man with a family.”

Wang Lu said: “That’s why it will be more exciting to do it! Isn’t it better to hear your wife? Why don’t you steal it?”

“……”

Seeing that Hai Yunfan always remains unmoved, Wang Lu persuaded in a different way: “If you want to think so, what you and I do now Work is about Nine Provinces Continent millions and millions of creatures. If you cannot maintain a positive attitude, any flaws in your work are crimes against hundreds of millions of people. So at this moment, making yourself happy is the most important thing. As for Your personal family issues should give way to the overall situation of Nine Provinces Continent’s.”

Hai Yunfan was also amazed: “Unexpectedly, you have been a bureaucrat here for more than a month, even destroying the marriage and family of others. Can rise to the height of the overall situation of Nine Provinces Continent… If you want to take a holiday, go by yourself. I will pay There are some official documents to be drafted, so I won’t accompany you. I don’t need to worry about my condition. Feifei just came to visit me two days ago and I am in a good condition. “

“tsk tsk, the ugly face of this married man, but since you say that, then everything is up to you. These documents are all to be reviewed next, so you can look at. . “

Wang Lu said, he put an official document over 30 feet high on Hai Yunfan’s desk, and then disappeared without a trace.

Hai Yunfan looks at front of him The files piled up into a mountain, the writing brush fell involuntarily in his hand: “Fuck… trough! “

——

After escaping from the office, Wang Lu took a deep breath.

The scorching breath of the lava of Army Imperial Mountain mountainside suddenly poured into within the body, but was quickly cooled down by a burst of cool magical power.

Wang Lu must operate a phaseless immortal heart to relax himself… At this time, it is away from the Immortals’ Great Competition. The opening is only less than half a month away, and the closer it approaches, the greater the pressure. Over the past month or so, Wang Lu has used various methods to stimulate the team, and the results have been remarkable. However, there is still a big gap from the real chance of winning. . Especially the situation in the martial arts group is particularly outstanding.

As the chief planner of the event, he bears particularly prominent pressure. Even the Chief-In-Charge True Monarch River Chart of the entire organizing committee Not as much pressure from him. True Monarch River Chart is just taking the overall responsibility. This event is completely left to Wang Lu, at most responsible for the specific implementation, and the pressure is not at all as heavy. Wang Lu is shouldering the important task of digging out the impossible.

“If this continues, I am afraid that all members will have to use Heaven Primordial Burning Blood Art to win. However, the effect of Heaven Primordial Burning Blood Art on Gold Core level and above is very weak. And it’s really to the point of fighting for life, Earth Immortal can only use more methods…This is also an evil way. Although from the very beginning, there is no hope for fighting, the cultural level of Earth Immortal is unknown. It is not reasonable to blindly place bets on cultured combat. Secondly, no matter how low the proportion of martial arts is, the impossible is less than half…”

Wang Lu considers what resources he has at his disposal and which set of martial arts will have a better chance of winning. Take a walk in Army Imperial Mountain mountainside. The talk about going down the mountain is to flirt with Little Hai.

Now he has no time to play with women… And some time ago, he was investigating the formation of cheerleaders in the beauty pageant group. At that time, I really watched all the handsome and beautiful Nine Provinces Continent. In addition, I watched a few large-scale theatrical performances, and withstood a round of beauty. Now ordinary women look like clay chickens and pottery dogs. , I am totally uninterested.

“Hey, this is not Senior Apprentice Brother Wang Lu~”

An unexpected greeting interrupted Wang Lu’s thoughts and turned his head, Wang Lu’s eyebrows were twisted into a ball immediately, and it took quite a bit of effort to suppress the behead monsters and eliminate demons.

“ha ha, don’t meet me, I’ll be so repulsive, even though I’m here. The Gold Core level duel group is indeed a little weaker, but I have just successfully broken through a level, and my strength has improved a lot, which will definitely make you admire! “

A black clothed Zen Sect cultivator appeared in front of Wang Lu, enthusiastically showing the black robe he had just repaired. Compared with the original robe, the new version of the robe is obviously strengthened.

“Thanks to you that broke my black robes last time, I realized that the life-saving tricks I relied on until now were not safe, so I knew my shame and courageously. Both the black robes and my art To further improve it, now even facing opponents in the Soul Formation group, it has several points of grasp, this can be considered without destruction there can be no construction, ha ha! “

Luo Xiao smiled heartily, as it should be by rights didn’t get any response.

“Well, I think you seem a little upset? Are you worrying about Gathered Immortals’ Great Competition’s matter? Alas, it’s really amazing. A Gold Core cultivator has already worked hard for the entire Nine Provinces Continent thousands of absolutely people. “

Wang Lu said: “Since you know that I am busy, how about doing me a favor?” “

Luo Xiao spirit was shocked: “Please speak!” As long as I can help, I will definitely spare no effort! “

“Please show me your self-dissection here. “

“Huh? “

Wang Lu said: “I recently suffered from a disease that makes me depressed if I don’t look at others to judge myself. Since you are willing to resolve a difficult situation and leave worries behind for me, it’s better to judge myself. Make me happy and make more contributions to Nine Provinces Continent. “

Luo Xiao froze for a while, and then ha ha said with a big smile: “You are really a funny name is not in vain!” It’s a pity that Flower Garland Sect strictly forbids the discipline to find life and death. I really can’t help with this problem. “

Wang Lu thought for a while: “You can’t move your hands. I can help you.” “I took out Rouge Tears.

“Uh…don’t overbearing like that. Luo Xiao quickly stepped back a few steps, and then said, “Although I know I am weak, ugly, and never likable, but if I work hard, it will still be useful!” Now it is our time for Nine Provinces Continent to hire people, so please be generous. “

And just as the two were talking, all around gathered a group of onlookers. Wang Lu thought for a while. Luo Xiao’s posture was extremely low, and it was the Gold Core team that participated in multiple projects. The main force of… I can’t find an excuse to kill this person in broad daylight for a while.

Wang Lu is unwilling to let it go, but Luo Xiao really doesn’t see it. It’s so pleasing to the eye, I want to kill it soon… This kind of intuition doesn’t make sense, and there is no precedent. Wang Lu has never hated someone for gnashing teeth for no reason. And because he is so special, Wang Lu does not intend to let him go.

For his intuition, Wang Lu also trusts to the extreme.

“Luo Xiao, let me do this, I do have a difficult task. You do it-rest assured, it’s not killing you. “

Luo Xiao spirit trembling: “Good! I will work hard to finish! “

Wang Lu pointed at his feet: “Last month I buried a Hellfire Red Lotus seed in the depths of the sea of ​​lava here, so that the earth fire is as pure and rich as the Spiritual Qi. It must be time for the flowers to bloom and bear fruit. Please go deep into the sea of ​​lava to pick the fruit. “

“…” Luo Xiao was stunned for a while, “You mean the sea of ​​lava that was used by Army Imperial Mountain as the fire of the arsenal element furnace?” ”

“en. ”

“The firepower is doubled for each level deep, and below hundred zhang is enough to make all Gold Core Daoist Master scattered ashes and dispersed smoke sea of lava! ?”

“Yes, you are still quite clear. The Hellfire Red Lotus was planted in the depths of three hundred zhang by me. If it is not too late, you can quickly go and quickly return. “

“That is no return! In the depths of three hundred zhang, how can I get my life back! “

“Beyond yourself, breakthrough is the limit.” Didn’t you find a way to perfect the black robe under my violent sword qi last time? Maybe this time through lava baptism, the black cassock can be promoted to the immortal rank. “

“How could that be possible!” “

“Hey, if people don’t have dreams, what is the difference from Xianshi?” “Wang Lu shook the head, “If the Hellfire Red Lotus doesn’t work, I remember that a feng shui array was placed in the East Fence Province Earth Top Mountain to raise the spirit stone, and there should be a Rainbow Colored Stained Glass Stone. For my next plan It’s useful. Go get it for me. “

“Looking for Rainbow Colored Stained Glass Stone on Earth Top Mountain? There should be no problem with this, but Earth Top Mountain is the largest mountain in East Fence Province, with several tens of thousands of li on the top of the mountain. What is the approximate location of the Rainbow Colored Stained Glass Stone? “

Wang Lu said: “I don’t know the details, you can find it slowly. “

“…” Luo Xiao was dumbfounded, “This, if it is really important, it doesn’t matter if I find it slowly in Earth Top Mountain, but half a month will officially start the Great Competition… “

Wang Lu patted Luo Xiao’s shoulder: “The weight of this task is far better than one or two projects. If you can find that stone, our entire Immortals’ Great Competition will be There is hope. So even in ten and one hundred years, you have to find me a stone on the mountain! I want you to post Heart’s Demon Great Oath, you are not allowed to go down the mountain unless you find the stone, dare you swear! ? “

Luo Xiao was blocked by Wang Lu and could not say anything, and froze like a stone statue in place.

However, at this moment, an unexpected person rushed over. .

“Wang Lu, if you are looking for Rainbow Colored Stained Glass Stone, my discipline has 3,000 outer door disciples for you to send, but Luo Xiao is the absolute main force for multiple projects in the Gold Core group. His power was wasted on finding objects, which is really wrong. “

Wang Lu looks at the person coming, slowly tilting his head: “True Monarch Four Phases? “