Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

When he woke up, Wang Lu found that he was still in the imperial palace, and in front of him was the painful face in the ass.

“Why are you?”

Wang Wu said angrily: “Otherwise, who else can? Really treat yourself as the emperor, and hope that a group of harem maids will serve you honestly? That’s a group of background characters. They can’t even explain the rules of the game to you… Except for the Master who pulled you up with my own hands, who else do you expect to wipe your nosebleeds at critical times!”

After that, Wang Wu flicked his hand and threw a blood-stained rag into the bucket.

Wang Lu frowned, always feeling that from the condition of the rag, the amount of bleeding seemed to be too exaggerated, and the whole barrel was stained red by it… And with Elder Sister Wu’s consistent behavior Looking at it, it’s hard to guarantee that it was not a fake that she had forged in some way to prove how conscientious she was to serve herself. Maybe it’s actually just her use of the remaining feminine products…

But now it’s not the time to care about these trivial matters.

“Where are those rubies?”

“Nothing.” Wang Wu shrugged.

“It’s gone?! How come it’s gone?”

Although Wang Lu’s first reaction was that all the rubies were eaten by Wang Wu, from a rational point of view, it appeared at the last moment. The number of rubies next to the pillow is about ten yuan. Wang Wu has no need to swallow all the gems privately…

Of course, it does not rule out the possibility that she hoards and sells them to Zhu Shiyao and the others at high prices. , But for the sake of the love of the two lives, tentatively don’t think she is so bad, listen to her explanation first.

However, Wang Wu only looked at Wang Lu coldly, and then said: “I guess you must be suspicious of me swallowing gems, and then hoarding it.”

Wang Lu sighed : “If you change you, won’t you doubt it?”

“…Hmph, I really wanted to take a few gems to appreciate it, but my hand just stretched out, those gems It’s all disappeared.”

“disappeared!?”

“Yes, but I’m not surprised. In fact, I can see from the time those gems were first formed They are very unstable, not only the appearance and structure are flawed, but also the gloss is uncertain.” Wang Wu sighed, rather regretfully said, “It seems that seize every opportunity is not the right way after all. But this actually makes sense. The ruby ​​symbolizes you. The love of the concubine, this kind of love should emphasize sincerity more than sensuality. When you take the medicine for the first time to tap your potential, you can also understand that it is a noble act to sacrifice yourself to satisfy others, but then you take aphrodisiac as a meal. Eating is completely seize every opportunity. By extension, it is also sensual, impossible.”

“…”Wang Lu frowned thinks this makes sense, but in this way, his own Many plans cannot be carried out.

“In fact, I’m very surprised why you chose to take medicine just now.” Wang Wu said again, “If you feel that pampering is the same as luck, and the current problem is that you have insufficient capital, you should also be sufficient With the help of the power of item, don’t you need as many gems as you need to get a few cucumbers in the back kitchen.”

“This is not nonsense, cucumbers are so insincere.”

Wang Wu sneered: “That’s because your method of use is wrong, but you are still a sword cultivator!”

“…What do you think of Immortal Cultivation Dao of the Sword!?”

“ha ha, I wanted to ask you, what do you think of Immortal Cultivation Dao of the Sword? You must know that my Formless Sword has more than one hundred and ten days, and you only have…”

“Enough, this topic ends here.” Wang Lu quickly stopped this wave of conversations that insulted Immortal Way’s dignity.

Wang Wu laughed, and said with emotion: “In short, since you can’t solve the problem even if you take medicine, then it seems like it’s really not a play. The rules of the game are designed not one drop of water can leak. out…I think it’s better to give up.”

Wang Lu shook the head, of course, not to mention whether Earth Immortal can accept it. As far as Wang Lu himself is concerned, he has never The habit of running away halfway. However, the rules of this game are indeed pain in the ass. Three red hearts and seven girls are allocated. Seize every opportunity is not allowed. This is simply a difficult problem without a solution.

However, after another thought, Wang Lu’s mind flashed again: This must be done sincerely, and the rule of not allowing seize every opportunity is actually secretly providing an opportunity.

“If rubies cannot be counted sincerely, does it mean that things can actually be thought of in the opposite direction: the so-called rubies are just the general equivalent of the act of pampering. When the number of rubies is insufficient, you can take me Instead. If I give Liuli and them enough sincere heart, and they can get happiness from it, can they also meet the pass test conditions?”

The more Wang Lu thinks, the more reasonable it is: “It should be so right. The setting of this ruby ​​is already abrupt. Isn’t it ridiculous to replace people’s heart with gems? The value of ancient Earth Immortal in the final analysis is people’s heart… The settings of these three rubies look like It is a convenient item to reduce the difficulty of the game-when you really can’t give someone your heart, you can use gems instead.”

“Well, if you say that, it seems theoretically acceptable. It makes sense. The ruby ​​in this World should be just a symbol, a substitute. I learned that the rules about gems are only part of the rules of the entire world. But…” Wang Wu said, his complexion became abnormal Complicated, “At the same time, you are really devoted to seven girls. You really have taken a big step on the road to scum. I don’t remember that I taught a playboy-like discipline.”

Wang Lu sneered in his heart: You drunken and wealthy man has a face to say!

But on the other hand, he showed a deep and affectionate expression, and said softly to Wang Wu: “It’s just a play with other people. The love between you and me for a hundred years is destined. made in Heaven and arranged by Earth, you should know that I am deep in one’s heart and you are the only one.”

“Fuck…slot!”

Wang Wu screamed, directly He jumped away from the head of the bed like a catapult, and hit his back heavily against the palace wall, causing the dust to fall. Then she looked pained, ten fingers kept scratching on both arms, moaning.

“Okay, it’s so uncomfortable, I feel sore in my bones!”

Wang Lu slapped the bedboard angrily: “What kind of attitude do you have?!”

“Who told you to say such disgusting things first! And being so close to me, I feel like I was splashed with dung on my face!”

“Really? Then? Listen to me again: Your eyes are like stars in the night sky. I have been wandering in another world for a hundred years. Whenever raise one’s head sees the stars, I will think of your eyes and your tenderness.”

“Ahhh, shut up, shut up quickly!” Wang Wu was unstable, covering his ears with both hands, screaming in surprise.

“My love for you is like Kunlun Immortal Mountain, which lasts forever, like an endless sea surging…”

Wang Wu immediately rolled on the ground: “Help Ah! The rebellious disciple killed someone!”

“…” Seeing that the other party actually used the trick of lazy donkey roll, Wang Lu finally couldn’t say anything.

He really couldn’t win this battle against the lower limit.

After a while, Wang Wu climbed up tiredly: “I’m really afraid of you, I just wanted to die.”

Wang Lu is still a little unwilling : “Doesn’t you have a little resonance in your heart?”

“Do you mean resonance like a heart attack? Then my resonance was great.”

“…Oh, really the blue sea turned into mulberry fields.” Wang Lu had to say with emotion. Over the past 100 years, Wang Wu’s body has changed so much. If 150 years ago, the Big Apprentice Brother she admired could say such a love word to her. She would cry with joy, but now she is rolling on the ground. , I’m afraid to hear one more sentence.

“Seriously, pampering this thing is to be different from person to person, to suit one’s own interests.” Wang Wu explained with lingering fear.

Wang Lu knows this truth of course, he just didn’t expect that Wang Wu would not be cold at all for his love words! If Yue Xinyao listened to the words just now, the girl will not wash her ears for about a year.

“If this is the case, then I am not hypocritical. I really love it here. If you want it, take it.”

After Wang Lu finished speaking, he took out one from the mustard bag upper rank Mysterious Heaven Crystal.

next moment, two burning eyes locked it, Wang Wu expression went from solemn to shocked, from shocked to emotional, and finally tears filled his eyes: “This, is this for me? “

“Well, I gave it to you.”

Wang Wu trembling hands took the Mysterious Heaven Crystal, and the moment the spar started, a clear ruby Also fell into her palm.

“Motherfucker, it really works!” Wang Lu has nothing to say about this.

Is this the weird world created by ancient Earth Immortal, or is Wang Wu too weird? !

However, it is better to solve problems with money than with the body. It’s a pity that only Wang Wu can solve the problem in this way, and he doubts that Wang Wu can be dealt with with money so easily, because of the unclear fate of the two.

Change to someone else, I am afraid it will not be so easy.

I was thinking about it, but I heard Wang Wu urged in his ear: “Eh, there are only two pieces of Mysterious Heaven Crystal. Give it to me together.”

“Here you are Sister! Are you planning to abandon our many Junior disciples and walk alone first? Tell you there is no door! Obediently hold on to me until the end! You will never leave until everyone is gone!”< /p>

“Eh? Isn’t it?”

“Okay, you go down first, I’m going to spoil others.” Wang Lu waved away Wang Wu very decisively. , Began to prepare for the next person’s love issue.

According to what the maid said earlier, the emperor could not turn over multiple cards at once, so he could only solve the problem step by step one by one. The best order is from easy to difficult. Start with the simple strategy. In the end, if there is no way to really make her happy, take out those three universal rubies to make her happy. So the next one…

“Come on, call me Liuli Xian!”