Omnipotent Data

"So good, Cheng Nuo, come up and talk about it." Qi Ziyuan said with a smile.

Cheng Nuo nodded, got up, and walked to the podium.

Zhao Yang, who was sitting next to Cheng Nuo, looked like a dog.

Damn it! Why is this guy still.

Cheng Nuo had already broken up in front of everyone in their mathematics department in the previous high-level class. This lesson is divided into several points, is history going to repeat itself?

On the podium, Cheng Nuo drew an exponential function on the blackboard, y=e^x.

Cheng Nuo said softly, "How many ideals and commitments have we had, and after several trials of seeking guidance, they have become completely different or even vanished? Is there such an oath called f(x)=e^x?"

Cheng Nuo took a few moments and continued to write two theorems on the blackboard.

Theorem 1: The function f(x)=x is continuous on [a, b], it can be deduced that f(x)=x is integrable on [a, b].

Theorem 2: The function f(x)=x is bounded on [a, b] and has only a finite number of discontinuities. It can also be deduced that f(x)=x is integrable on [a, b].

This is... a sufficient condition for integrability!

"These two theorems tell us that happiness is integrable, and finite discontinuities do not affect its accumulation."

"So... face life optimistically!"

Yes! Face life with optimism!

Even a mathematical theorem tells us to face everything in life optimistically.

What reason do we have to complain about ourselves in the face of the hardships in life!

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After a few minutes of class, it was already 12 noon. Cheng Nuo still had classes in the afternoon. After hurriedly eating lunch in the cafeteria, Cheng Nuo went back to the dormitory, changed his clothes, brought a textbook on management principles, and rushed to the classroom.

"Cheng Nuo, why did you go, why didn't you see your figure all morning?" As soon as Cheng Nuo entered the classroom, the sharp-eyed Yuan Hua saw Cheng Nuo, greeted him, and let Cheng Nuo sit beside him. Can't help but ask in wonder.

Cheng Nuo went to the wrong classroom in the first class in the morning, Yuan Hua knew this.

But if you go to the wrong classroom, you can't not come back all morning!

Yuan Hua even wondered if Cheng Nuo followed the mathematics department for all morning classes!

Cheng Nuo waved his hand, "Oh, don't mention it, I followed the math department for a morning class."

Yuan Hua: "..."

Also...it really was a morning class with people from the math department!

But eldest brother, you obviously belong to the finance department, okay!

What did you do when you got into the math department?

"Cheng Nuo, you?" Yuan Hua was puzzled.

"Don't mention it, don't mention it. If you talk too much, it's all tears." Cheng Nuo waved his hand, obviously reluctant to entangle this issue. "Anyway, in the future, I guess I will run to the math department often."

Seeing that Cheng Nuo didn't want to say, Yuan Hua couldn't keep asking.

But in my mind, I thought of all kinds of possibilities.

Why does Cheng Nuo say that he will often go to the Department of Mathematics in the future?

Like mathematics and want to study in depth?

This should be wrong. Yuan Hua remembers that when Cheng Nuo started school, he said that he did not like the learning atmosphere of the math department, so he ruled out this possibility.

Since it is not for academics, then... naturally it is for love.

Yuan Hua guessed that Cheng Nuo probably fell in love with someone in the mathematics department, and then wanted to increase his relationship by taking classes together.

However, according to what he knew, there seemed to be only two girls in the mathematics department this year. Cheng Nuo liked...

suddenly……

Yuan Hua seemed to think of something terrible, and a chill rose from his vest. His face turned pale.

Although the quality of girls in mathematics is not high, the quality of boys is among the best in Tsinghua.

Cheng Nuo has a girlfriend, Yuan Hua knows this. But... it's not impossible to add a boyfriend!

Thinking of living in a dormitory with Cheng Nuo, Yuan Hua wiped the dripping sweat from his forehead and fidgeted.

No, no!

McGrady has a sturdy figure, and the fat man is plump.

I am a thin dick.

No matter how hungry Cheng Nuo chooses food, he would not choose himself as his object!

Yuan Hua sighed with relief in his heart. Suddenly he felt that a cold palm fell on his forehead.

Yuan Hua turned his head to meet Cheng Nuo's concerned gaze.

Suddenly, Yuan Hua's chrysanthemum tightened.

"What...what's wrong?" Yuan Hua asked in a trembling voice.

"Oh, it's okay." Cheng Nuo lowered her hand from Yuan Hua's forehead and shrugged. "I think your lips are so white, do you think you have a fever?"

Yuan Hua breathed a sigh of relief and waved his hands again and again, "I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm very healthy, and I won't have any problem fighting 300 rounds in bed."

"Really?" Cheng Nuo's eyes flashed with imperceptible excitement, "I will try it when I return to the dormitory that night."

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As mentioned before, the Department of Finance has only one class this year with 35 students.

20 girls and 15 boys. The male to female ratio is 3:4.

This ratio of men to women is enough to make the male compatriots in science and engineering envy to death.

Principles of management can be regarded as a professional course in the Department of Finance. It is also one of the basic courses.

This subject is partial to liberal arts, which means it mainly depends on memory.

Fortunately, during the summer vacation, Cheng Nuo read books on this knowledge, so it is not too difficult to understand.

All teachers at Tsinghua University have one characteristic in common, that is, the teaching speed is very fast!

Moreover, it is very efficient!

Tasks that can be completed in one lesson will never be dragged to the next.

Whether students can keep up with the progress is not the main consideration.

Everything depends on the students themselves.

This is the attitude of Tsinghua teachers.

They will not force you to do anything, whether you are serious about listening in class, and whether your homework is completed on time after class is entirely up to the student.

However, if you fail in the final exam, don't blame the teacher!

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On Monday night, in an empty classroom, freshmen from the Finance Department gathered to hold the election of the class committee in the first half of the freshman year.

The instructor also personally attended the scene during his busy schedule to confirm the fairness and justice of the election process.

The election method adopts a registered ballot.

As citizens of China, the voting rights that they have held in their hands for eighteen years have finally come into play.

The campaign positions include nine positions including the squad leader and the secretary of the regiment.

The candidates went on stage in turn, reported the positions they wanted to run for, and gave speeches on competition.

The ceremony was grand and grand, no different from the election speech of the US president.

A slim girl in a red dress with long hair draped behind her shoulders was the first to take the stage to participate in the election for class committee.

"Hello classmates, good teacher, my name is Yan Yunqing, I want to run for the position of monitor..."

Time passed slowly, and more than a dozen students in the class took the stage to give election speeches.

However, Cheng Nuo sat still in his seat.

Under the stage, the little fat man Zhong Dun poked Cheng Nuo on the shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Cheng Nuo, why are you still not going up?"

Cheng Nuo raised his eyelids, "I am not interested in class committee members."

"Then what are you interested in?" Little Fatty asked.

"Learning!" Cheng Nuo spit out these two words gently, "Now I'm addicted to studying and can't extricate myself. I don't hear things outside the window, and I just want to pretend. Cough... Sage Book."

fatty:"……"

"Does anyone still want to run for class committee positions?" Five minutes later, the instructor sitting in the first row stood up and spoke to the classmates, "This is a rare opportunity to exercise you. I hope everyone can participate actively. Election. I know that there are still some capable people in our class who did not take the stage to participate in this election. For example..."

The counselor who was talking suddenly turned his eyes on Cheng Nuo, who was trying to be a transparent person in the class, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "Cheng Nuo, don't you want to say something?"

Cheng Nuo pointed to himself.

The counselor smiled and nodded, and motioned to Cheng Nuo, "Yes, it's you, Cheng Nuo, come up and tell you a few words?"

Say a few words? What are you talking about?

The key is that Cheng Nuo did not prepare to run for class committee, and did not prepare the speech in advance.

Bite the scalp, Cheng Nuo stepped back to the podium step by step.

In an instant, all eyes in the classroom fell on Cheng Nuo.

One second, two seconds...Five seconds,

The atmosphere was silent.

Cough!

Cheng Nuo coughed a few times to relieve the embarrassment. Then, with the encouragement of the counselor, he started his own class committee election speech.

"Hello everyone, my name is Cheng Nuo, and the position I want to run for is the study committee member of our class."

Cheng Nuo instantly decided the position he wanted to run for.

Study committee, this position fits well with your own academic status!

"Why am I running for study committee?"

Cheng Nuo's inner monologue: How do I know why I want to run for study committee? !

But the matter is now, he can only bite the bullet!

"That's because I believe that under my leadership, everyone in our class can become obsessed with, and even fall in love with, learning under the influence of a strong learning atmosphere!"

“As students of Tsinghua University, we don’t know how many times we have blasted our liver. We have defeated Ouhuang and Krypton Gold students before we can get here. It can be said that learning is the mission and mission of every Tsinghua student. obligation!"

"But I'm very sad, classmates! We are all 18 years old. We are 18 years old! Kong Rong was four years old, Gan Luo was twelve years old, Li Lianying was cut off at the age of fifteen little JJ, and we, 18-year-old is still addicted to eating chicken! At 18 years old, the children of your classmates who graduated from junior high school have come out to molest your aunt. If you don't study hard, what capital do you have to steal your wife from your junior high school classmate's son!"

The whole class was surprised by Cheng Nuo's brilliant remarks.

"There is a good saying, if a person does not study hard, what is the difference between it and salted fish. Uh... Although you study hard, you are still a salted fish! But at least, you can be a connotative and powerful way. Salted fish."

all the classmates:"……"

"We should reach a state. I call it: the unity of humans and books. The specific manifestation is: indulging in learning, unable to extricate themselves, and feeling uncomfortable without learning for a day. Every moment, we have a book with us. , When do you feel that your heart is going to be exhausted, when you are about to die, take it out and have a look, and instantly resurrect with blood!

Go! Go! Go!

The thoughts in Cheng Nuo's mind were flooding, and the more he spoke, the more he felt.

The spit, the impassioned remarks, bluffed the classmates.

If you don't know, I thought it was a certain MLM leader brainwashing the people below.

One minute, three minutes, five minutes...

Other people’s election speeches will only take two or three minutes to speak on stage.

But Cheng Nuo is doing well here. It's been seven or eight minutes, and he's still talking.

And if this momentum continues, it is estimated that no one will stop him, he can talk for an hour.

"Cheng Nuo, Cheng Nuo. Let me interrupt first."

The counselor interrupted Cheng Nuo, who was talking about being hey.

"Student Cheng Nuo, you don't need to talk so much in a campaign speech, so you can make a long story short. After all, we still have time for you to vote." The counselor smiled bitterly.

"Okay, then I will say the last few sentences." Cheng Nuo nodded in understanding.

"To sum up, I think that it is your very wise choice for me, an owner to have a strategic and long-term vision, who is never proud of a little achievement in learning, to serve as the study committee of our class. , I have the aura of No. 1 in the college entrance examination, and I am the best candidate for you. But in this election for class committee, I still hope that everyone will vote for you based on the principle of fairness and justice."

"Finally, I have sixteen words for everyone!"

All the classmates sit upright, their ears pricked up.

Cheng Nuo spoke loudly and said every word.

"Those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish! It's not that they don't report, the time has not come!"

all the classmates:"……"

"Okay!" The little fat fellow Zhong Dun applauded subconsciously, drawing popularity for his roommate ~www.readwn.com~ The applause was extremely loud in the silent classroom.

Huh huh!

Everyone turned their heads together.

Rows of resentful eyes fell on the little fat man.

The counselor standing on one side, leaning on his forehead, was also speechless.

If I knew so, why bother!

I knew that Cheng Nuo would be like this.

Cheng Nuo strode off the podium in a stride.

Under the auspices of the counselor, the voting for the 2020 class committee of the Department of Finance of Tsinghua University began.

Although Cheng Nuo was not interested in the status of class committee member. But many people in the class really hope to be one of them.

After all, when I graduated to the society and faced the recruitment of some large international companies, I served as a class committee member while studying at Tsinghua University. This resume will also become my bonus.

Ten minutes later, the results of the election for the class committee finally came out.

The squad leader is held by Yan Yunqing, who has the highest value in their class.

The party secretary is also a girl named Huo Yumou. A dormitory with Yan Yunqing. Wearing a pair of big black-rimmed glasses, she is petite and exquisite.

As a study committee member, there is no doubt that Cheng Nuo was elected.

Moreover, he defeated the other two candidates with an absolute crushing advantage of 30 votes.

To be honest, the study committee is the only class position that Cheng Nuo has held since he went to school, except for the person in charge of the trash can.

Moved, tears!

In the 203 dormitory, in addition to Cheng Nuo, McGrady has also mixed up with a class committee position-the cultural and sports committee! Mainly responsible for docking school and class various sports events.

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PS: The winner of the third phase of "Sakura Rainfall 1", the bonus has been distributed!

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