Omnipotent Data

Jiang Jun's decision to enter the shared inflatable doll industry was not a decision made by his head. It was a resolution made after a long period of market research.

　　 Under the current environment of Chinese men and women, there are more than tens of millions of single dogs all over the country.

　　 And most single dogs are poor dicks, they don’t have money, and they have a lot of resources.

　　 In terms of luck, he is even more of a guy who can't even write a graduation epic.

　　 It is obviously unrealistic to ask him to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a doll.

　　 Therefore, Jiang Jun thought about eliminating this shared inflatable doll industry.

　　 Twenty at a time, the price is not expensive.

　　 However, there are two issues that Jiang Jun ignored.

　　 The first is about the cleaning of those inflatable dolls.

　　Secondly, it far underestimates the persistence of the masses of single dogs to exercise unicorn arms.

　　 Regarding the first question, Jiang Jun thought hard for a long time, and finally thought of a wonderful idea.

　　 That is-wear a helmet.

　　Beside each inflatable doll, there is a box of Durex.

　　 Those who do not wear a helmet will always be blacklisted.

　　 This is a good solution to the cleaning problem.

　　 But... at the same time, it also greatly reduces the passenger flow.

　　 But think about it, just wear a helmet with a real person. Are you afraid of death after all?

　　 Can... an inflatable one, let us wear helmets?

　　 It's almost... the user experience is bad!

In addition, some single dogs would rather have love with their five girls than spoil them, so Jiang Jun, the first and perhaps the only inflatable doll sharing company since the founding of the People’s Republic of China, has been half-dead for two years. Hanging.

　　 I can’t claim to lose money, but I didn’t make much money either.

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　　 Fortunately, Cheng Nuo's grandmother does not know that her grandson is doing this kind of thing.

　　 Otherwise, if you know, Jiang Jun, who has to take off his shoes and shoot, doubts life!

　　 The camera turns back to the living room.

　　 Regarding Cheng Nuo's request that he should go downstairs to get a copy of Tofu Nao, Jiang Jun initially said that he was very resistant.

　　 But when Cheng Nuo's grandmother said that, "I haven't drunk tofu for a long time, Xiaojun, you can bring me back by the way." My heart was very broken.

　　Grandma Yo, I am your grandson!

　　 How do you feel in your heart, I am not as important as a hair of Cheng Nuo's grandson.

　　 "Okay, I'll go down and buy!"

　　 Before leaving, Jiang Jun looked at Cheng Nuo with a look full of resentment.

　　 "Thank you cousin, it's better to hurry up, don't let grandma wait for a long time." Cheng Nuo smiled and waved.

　　 Jiang Jun, who just opened the door, staggered and almost fell directly.

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　　 Half an hour later, after breakfast, the three of them sat in the living room chatting.

　　 Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun couldn't see any grudges before, and anyone smiled at the topic of grandma.

　　 Grandma looked up at the time, smiled and said, "It's already past nine? I'm going to buy groceries."

　　 "By the way, Xiao Nuo, you should know where your nearest vegetable market is?" Grandma asked Cheng Nuo.

　　 "You know, but you know. But shouldn't you go to the supermarket to buy food? It is very convenient to clearly mark the price." Cheng Nuo said.

　　 "Yes, half of our grocery shopping goes to the supermarket." Jiang Jun also echoed.

　　 Grandma shook her head and smiled meaningfully. "Those things in the supermarket are not clean. They are green, healthy and harmless. They may not be better than those in the vegetable market."

　　 "Moreover, most importantly..." Grandma looked at Cheng Nuo and her face was full of motivation, "Do you know the fun of bargaining?"

　　 "Uh..." Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun's cousins ​​looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

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　　 Zhuyuan Community, downstairs.

　　 Due to my grandmother's pursuit of health and quality, and her desire for...er, bargaining, the group of three decided to visit the nearest vegetable market here.

　　 Coming downstairs, Cheng Nuo realized that he didn't know when he stopped a Porsche 911.

　　 Brand new models, smooth body. Milk is the favorite of men.

　　 Needless to say, Cheng Nuo knew who the owner of this car was.

　　 Cheng Nuo glanced at Jiang Jun with an indifferent expression, "Cousin, is this yours?"

　　 Jiang Jun took out the car key from his pocket with a sullen look and pressed it lightly, and the car door opened automatically. "Cousin, how about this car? I just bought it! Do you want my uncle to buy one for you."

　　 "No need..." Cheng Nuo sweated profusely, "Cousin, I mean, your car should be sold in Kyoto, right? Why did you run into Qingcheng?"

　　 "Oh, you said this." Jiang Jun said indifferently, "Anyway, I have to stay here for ten and a half days, so I checked it and shipped it to Qingcheng."

　　 "I just arrived this morning." As he said, Jiang Jun also shook the car key in his hand.

　　 "Well, you local tyrant, you are awesome!" Cheng Nuo can only comment on Jiang Jun's move.

"Come on, get in the car, cousin Cheng Nuo, you show me the way." Jiang Jun sat in the driver's seat with a pair of golden frame sunglasses, grinning, showing a whole row of white to Cheng Nuo His teeth, patted the position of the co-pilot and said.

　　 "We... drove this car... to the vegetable market... to buy food!" Cheng Nuo said that he did not understand the world of the rich.

　　 drove a sports car to buy groceries, the effect of the pretense, it is absolutely smashing.

　　 "Yeah, is there any problem?" Jiang Jun was confused.

　　 Cheng Nuo let out a dry cough and got on the co-pilot. "Cough, nothing, you are free, you are free... as long as you are happy."

　　 "Okay, then, let's go!"

　　 Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun are in the front seat, and grandma is in the back seat, driving a luxury sports car worth millions of dollars to... the vegetable market!

　　 Zhuyuan Community is not far from the vegetable market, only five or six minutes’ drive away.

　　In the sports car, you can see the bustling crowd at the vegetable market from a distance.

　　 Jiang Jun controlled the sports car to slow down slowly.

　　 "Oh, cousin, do you think that woman is punctual?" Jiang Jun stabbed Cheng Nuo with an elbow, handed Cheng Nuo a look you know, and laughed softly.

　　 Cheng Nuo followed Jiang Jun's gaze.

　　 Sure enough, a beautiful woman with a superb figure and a bulging front came down from a BMW car carrying a bag.

　　 But, UU reading www.uukanshu. Com stepped down from the driver's seat of a BMW car, a middle-aged man weighing more than two hundred kilograms, and put his arms around the waist of the beautiful beauty.

　　 Cheng Nuo glanced briefly at that beauty's data.

　　 "Height 172.35 cm, weight 64.38 kg, chest circumference 93.87 cm, waist circumference 64.58 cm, hip circumference 91.57 cm... age 26!"

　　 Cheng Nuo glanced at Jiang Jun and spoke slowly.

　　 "This car is 26 years old and has a length of about 1.72 meters. The car is in general condition, the interior is good, the front and rear bumpers of the car fall off, and it is suspected of frequent rear-end collisions. The exhaust pipe is dark and the engine oil is burned seriously."

　　 "The engine is in peak condition, but the cylinder is pulled severely. After 30 minutes, the exhaust is exhausted, and the cylinder is injected directly."

"Novices are not recommended to start. Old drivers can only fight. Because the frequency of use is too high and the wear is too large, it is recommended to change to a large, longer and thicker piston, otherwise the fuel consumption will be high, and the power will not be felt. The veteran can still drive. , Novices look good."

　　 "The filter element is not replaced in time, resulting in poor ventilation and peculiar smell. Don't touch it easily, otherwise you will regret it for life!"

　　 "According to my 3 years of driving experience! The two headlights droop a little! The engine noise is too loud after being turned on! The cylinder-piston gap is too large! The whole car has been scratched! The whole car paint has been sprayed!"

　　 "Summary: This car has been savagely driven for a long time, accident car! Be careful! Be careful!!!"

　　 Jiang Jun looked confused after hearing this. "Cousin, I'm talking about people, not cars..."

　　 Cheng Nuo shrugged and said of course, "Yes, I'm talking about people."

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