OMG! I Became a Panda

In this case, as long as you slowly draw a lottery, you will definitely win that thing once. Although there are many repeated skills, as their time gets longer and longer, there is no way to stack them.

For example, this time the monkey skill of the lucky draw is one month, then it will definitely be half a year next time, and the next time it will be a year, and the next time it may be permanent.

Since the monkey skills are already permanent, there is definitely no way to stack them again. After all, it is impossible to give yourself two permanent ones.

"In this case, I'm afraid it won't be long before I can turn back into a human being. In this case, I will spend a lot of luck."

Thinking of this, the haircut was filled with joy, after all, as long as he turned back into a human, he could stay with Su Xiaoman just like a normal person.

Although he is staying with Su Xiaoman every day, he is not a human being after all, and there are some gaps anyway.

"We have to think about it in the long run. Don't worry about it now, let's go to bed first. After all, we have to live the life in front of me before talking about it."

After thinking of this, Li Feng smiled and fell asleep.

He is still a panda now, he should eat and drink, and he can never remember anything.

Nothing is more important than eating by yourself.

Early the next morning, Su Xiaoman woke up early. After a simple wash, she gently patted Li Feng to wake up.

"Xiao Feng, hurry up, we are Tuesday today, and tomorrow will be a formal performance. We are going to rehearse for all the animals, otherwise they may be too nervous at the time. If there is an accident, this time we It's cold."

Su Xiaoman said softly, after all, he still likes this panda very much now, and he also helps himself a lot, no matter what, he will be by his side.

After hearing Su Xiaoman's call to himself, the dreamer who was dreaming hurriedly jumped up, then simply tidyed up his own hair, and then ran towards the warehouse with Su Xiaoman.

"You all worked hard. There was no accident yesterday, right? Those people didn't come back after they left."

After Su Xiaoman walked to the warehouse, he saw that the security guard at the door had changed from one to two guards. After that, Su Xiaoman walked over and asked with concern.

"Squad leader, don’t worry about this matter. After Ming brother’s negotiations with them yesterday, there will be no problems in the past few days, and Ming also allowed us to change from a single post to a double post, so as long as there is an accident We will definitely find out."

The security personnel saw Su Xiaoman approaching, and then quickly answered.

"In this case, I can rest assured. You are on duty here. I will go in and see how the animals are inside. After all, the performance will begin tomorrow. There must be no accidents on this bone."

Su Xiaoman waved his hand and walked towards the warehouse with Li Feng.

When Su Xiaoman walked over, he found that the animals inside were still sleeping. After seeing this state, Li Feng looked helpless.

Afterwards, he roared directly and awakened all the animals from their sleep.

After seeing this scene, Su Xiaoman quickly slapped him, and Li Feng said solemnly: "They are all taking a good rest, why are you waking them up? Do you know that this will scare them? ."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

After being beaten, Li Feng's heart was of course unhappy, and then he lay down on the ground, making a screaming sound with aggrieved expression on his face.

After seeing this scene, the other animals suddenly made a mocking sound.

"Big Brother Panda, although you are not afraid of everything in the zoo, I am afraid you are still afraid when you see the keeper."

"That's right, Big Panda, don't you always beat us at every turn? Now your breeder beats you, why don't you beat us back?"

"Big Brother Panda, don't persuade him. Just go up and give him a kick."

Several animals that had a good relationship with Li Feng suddenly made a mocking sound and urged him to go up and beat him.

After hearing these words, Li Feng suddenly couldn't help rolling his eyes, and then looked at these animals helplessly and said in a cold voice, "You are all talking cool words here, right? You waited for my breeder to leave, etc. He's gone, you see how I can clean you up."

Hearing what Li Feng said, all the animals closed their mouths immediately, with serious faces. They knew that Li Feng had always done what he said, and since he said it, he would definitely do it.

"Since you don’t have any problems, then I don’t worry. You can keep it here. We will rehearse the show we have prepared until noon today, and then we will be able to perform officially. This time the show It is very important to our circus, and there must be no accidents."

After saying this, Su Xiaoman just wanted to say something, and immediately heard his cell phone ringtone.

Su Xiaoman quickly connected the phone, but he saw that the note on the phone turned out to be the phone number of the organizer's office, and then he quickly connected.

Su Xiaoman walked to the side, and came back quickly two minutes after the call was connected, with a little seriousness on his face. Seeing Li Feng said anxiously: "Look at them here first. You can play with them for a while. The organizer has something to do with me, so I have to rush over now, and I will come back later. you."

After saying this, Su Xiaoman left here immediately.

After Su Xiaoman was gone, Li Feng suddenly got up, and then walked to the animals with a full face.

Li Feng walked to the monkey king’s side and patted the monkey’s **** fiercely and said, “I remember that you laughed at me the most. If you have the ability, you can laugh at me now. Isn’t it your habit? Day by day."

"Big Brother Panda is just joking. There is no need to do it. Besides, haven't you heard that monkeys can't touch their ass?"

There was a sudden pain in his butt, and the monkey immediately clutched his **** with a grievance and began to bark.

Can't touch the monkey's butt?

Why does this sentence sound a bit wrong? Isn't it that the tiger's **** can't be touched? When did it become a monkey's **** that can't be touched?

"It's terrible to have no culture. Go back and review your elementary school textbooks. What does it mean that a monkey's **** can't be touched? That's obviously a tiger's **** can't be touched."

After Li Feng reacted, he rolled his eyes at the Monkey King, then said coldly, and walked in the direction of the gorilla.