OMG! I Became a Panda

Shouldn't the monkey's weakness be bananas? How could it be your own tail?

After hearing the words of the Monkey King, Li Feng suddenly had another idea. Then he looked at the Monkey King beside him expectantly and said: "You just told me that the weakness of your monkeys is the tail. Could it be that you monkeys? Shouldn’t your weakness be bananas? After all, you monkeys like to eat bananas so much, and I remember that when I caught you last time, I caught you with a banana."

When mentioning this matter, Li Feng was very happy.

And that day, I was still trying to get a man's bag back, so I played a game of chasing after me with this monkey. But fortunately, my brain was clever. I picked two bananas from the ground and fooled the monkey king.

"Big Panda, can we continue to play happily? Why don't you open and lift which one? Besides, do you want our friendship boat to roll into the river now?"

Hearing Big Brother Panda mention this matter, Monkey King suddenly felt a little embarrassed. At this time, his face was flushed like a monkey butt.

"Furthermore, who told you that you caught me at the beginning? I think you are too tired. After all, you are a national treasure panda again. If you have any problems in the monkey area, I am afraid that I will not be able to say it clearly. Whose responsibility is it? So I missed a handle and asked you to catch me. Don't be too self-righteous. With our monkey's agility, you will definitely not be able to catch me."

"If I wanted to run away that day, you wouldn't be able to catch me at all, just rely on your bulky body. If you can touch me, I will count you as great."

Anyway, the mouth grows on my body, I can say what I want, I don't recognize my bad things, and the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Anyway, the big deal is to break the jar and fall, fearless.

After all, if the incident on that day was spread out, it would definitely be bad for one's own reputation, but the important thing is that the reputation for monkeys would not be too good. If the monkey's ancestors knew about it, they would have a dream to scold themselves.

After hearing the monkey's words, Li Feng suddenly felt helpless. Then, he said in a cold voice: "You just said that I can't catch you no matter what, right? Then should we try it now? Now I can give you ten seconds, and I will give you ten seconds to run. If I catch you later, then don’t regret that I will swell your ass."

After saying this, Li Feng immediately began to stretch his muscles and bones.

After seeing Li Feng's movements, the originally grinning monkey closed his mouth immediately, and finally said with a panic: "Hey, Big Panda, I just made a joke to you, don't take it seriously, you are so amazing. On him, how could I be your opponent?"

"I just saw how embarrassing the atmosphere of the two of us was, so I thought of a way to ease the atmosphere. Don't be angry, how could I be your opponent? Don't let me say ten seconds. It's the clock, even if it takes me an hour, I guess I can't get away."

Just kidding, if the big panda in front of you hits himself cruelly, who will he cry?

And it's not that he hasn't seen his own big brother as much as he feels, let alone monkeys, I am afraid that even humans are not his opponents.

What's more, if a big man can stretch and bend, he bows his head and admits his mistake. This is not counseling, it is just a tactic.

After hearing this, Li Feng nodded in satisfaction and said, "Since you have said so, then I definitely can't do it to you. I tell you, it is better to be honest in the future and don't mess with me every day. Just kidding, if I take it seriously, your **** will definitely be swollen and bright like a flower."

"Okay, okay, big brother, I see."

The monkey smiled on his face and said in his heart. After all, he still needs to do enough to save face. If he is really asked to do something with this panda now, I am afraid he will not be able to fight there.

And I just said that the man can bend and stretch.

"Have you heard the thing I just told you? And you didn't pay any attention to me just now. What were you thinking about just now?"

After this incident, the monkey said with a serious face. After all, this incident is a major matter. If the zoo's business is not good, it will definitely choose to close the door. In this case, all the animals in this zoo will be allocated to each zoo, but none of them knows which zoo they will allocate.

And I don't know how the zoo is treated, whether they will experience the previous things again, it can be said that if they are allowed to experience the previous things, they would choose to die.

After all, there are some things that have been experienced once and you definitely don't want to experience them a second time.

"I was just thinking about what is going on. According to normal conditions, the recent traffic in our zoo should be very good. After all, you have seen the situation a few days ago. Almost all people are crowded. , Come to our zoo to watch."

"It's all because we were very successful in the hottest years of the show. You have to understand that there were more than 10,000 pigs in the audience at that time. One pass ten, ten pass a hundred, there will be thousands. Ten thousand people know the existence of our zoo, and they also know the existence of our circus."

"Plus, haven't you been performing miscellaneous shows in your monkey area before? Your monkey area has the most things. Basically, the food in all areas combined is less than half of your monkey area."

Regarding this matter, Li Feng did not have any solution, because he did not know what was going on.

He originally thought that he could find Su Xiaoman to ask about it, but it seems that Su Xiaoman will not come over today, so other breeders should come to help him feed food.

Although Li Feng was not willing to let other breeders come over for him, there was no way. After all, Su Xiaoman was just too busy now, and he had to understand him.

"You go back first, and ask your monkey to tell all the animals, let them stay calm, and I will find a way to figure this out."

"And I believe this matter will not last long, it should pass soon."

After saying this, Li Feng suddenly heard the cry of the little panda, and then quickly said: "I'm going to take care of the child now. Where do you come from now? Where are you going? Don't let me go anymore. I saw you."