OMG! I Became a Panda

"Miss, we are here now, you can get off the car now, I just avoided all the reporters."

After parking, the driver said hurriedly, then got off the car and opened the door for Su Xiaoman.

"Xiaofeng, we have reached the place now. You can run around here now, but don't run far and don't get caught by others."

Su Xiaoman immediately patted Xiaofeng who was sleeping in his arms, and then said softly.

Li Feng, who was asleep, was photographed and woke up.

He is just having a very beautiful dream. Although he knows that this dream will not be realized at present, he will make this dream come true as soon as possible, and it is also struggling in this direction.

In the dream, he dreamed that he had become a human body, and he had also become a tall, rich and handsome, with a lot of money, and he was married to Su Xiaoman.

Although this dream is unrealistic, it does not mean that it will not succeed.

After getting off the car, seeing the environment in front of him, Li Feng suddenly felt a pure desire to move in his body.

Maybe this is the yearning of the panda genes in my body for the wild.

After all, he has been locked up in the zoo for several months. All the animals in the zoo definitely want to return to the embrace of nature, but they can't come back because they can't break through the cage of the zoo.

Looking at the wild environment, Li Feng began to wander around here.

The scenery in this place is very good, so it has been selected by the crew as a filming place, and there are many people on the scene, but they are scattered, and several shots are shot at the same time.

"What kind of animal is this? Is it a panda?"

Suddenly a man pointed at Li Feng and said.

"How could there be a panda in this place?"

Hearing what the man said, the woman next to her didn't even look here, and immediately retorted.

"Why lie to you? If you don't believe me, turn around and watch it yourself."

Hearing that the woman didn't believe him, the man became a little anxious, and then hurriedly dragged the woman towards Li Feng's direction.

"I lost it, are there really wild pandas here?"

Seeing the fluffy Li Feng in front of her, the woman suddenly became a little confused. She didn't expect that this place actually had a panda.

"Aren’t pandas only available in zoos? How come there are pandas in this ruined place? Don’t say, I only saw pandas in zoos. I haven’t seen pandas in the wild yet. I make movies and shoot. It’s been so long and I’ve never seen it before.”

The man was particularly shocked when he said curiously, and then quickly took out his mobile phone and started taking pictures.

"Don't worry about taking pictures of yourself. You can also take a few pictures for me. I don't know if this panda will bite people. I want to go and give him a hug."

Seeing the man next to her taking pictures, the woman was a little anxious, and then quickly took out her mobile phone and handed it to the man, asking him to take pictures for her.

"Let's pull it down, let's take a few pictures here. Don't walk over. Pandas are also carnivores. Although they are vegetarian now, it doesn't mean that they don't eat meat. After all, this is a wild panda."

Hearing what the woman said, the man hurriedly stopped and said,

Upon hearing this, the woman was a little confused, and said helplessly: "You said, can I take it home? If we two can raise a panda, would we shock the entire circle of friends? ?"

Do you still want to raise a panda?

Do you still want to shock the entire circle of friends?

Are you afraid? As soon as you posted to Moments, others have already arrested you.

Hearing this, the man felt a little helpless, and then he was right, and the woman rolled her eyes.

"Don't you know that the panda is a national first-class protected animal? If you catch it home now, I believe you will be caught in less than 24 hours."

"How can it be so serious, don't scare me."

The woman said with some fear.

"Do you know what kind of benefits you will get if you are caught now?"

The man said with a smile.

"Welfare? Is there any welfare if we are caught?"

Hearing what the man said, the woman was a little confused. He had never heard of the benefits of going to jail.

"After being caught, a pair of platinum bracelets, a yellow vest, a free haircut, free food and drink for life, and personal 24-hour protection will be given."

The man said solemnly.

"..."

Hearing what the man said, the woman was a little confused, and then rolled her eyes and said, "Do you believe me kick to death?"

"Why are you so violent? Okay, now we are called over there. Let's go over and continue shooting now. Stop paying attention to this wild panda. Anyway, I have just taken enough photos."

Hearing what the woman said, the man was a little scared. Because he was afraid that the woman in front of him would really kick him to death, it happened that at this time someone from the crew over there was calling them two, and then he said quickly.

"Panda, goodbye, I will come to see you if I have a chance."

The woman hesitated when she heard the man's words, then turned to look at the panda in front of her, and walked in the direction of the reluctant grass sentence.

"Su Xiaoman, do you really think that the crew was run by your house? Whenever you come, you want to come. Do you know that so many of us have been waiting for you for more than half an hour?"

On the other side, Su Xiaoman stood in front of a middle-aged man, who was talking angrily.

When middle-aged people are talking, although there are many people around them, they don’t seem to dare to speak, and they dare not take a breath.

Obviously, not only Su Xiaoman has some fear of the middle-aged person in front of him, but everyone on the scene seems to be afraid of the middle person in front of him. Now Su Xiaoman has not said a word, but lowered his head and grabbed his fingers.

Li Feng on the other side was a little angry when he saw this scene.

Lao Tzu's woman, Lao Tzu is reluctant to move, how dare you scold him?

Finally, a plan was born in Li Feng's mind.

Don’t you guys want to shoot a movie? Today I have to mess with you. I see how you shoot.

What if you arrest me?

Lao Tzu is a panda, Lao Tzu is a national treasure. Do you dare to kill me?

Obviously, at this time Li Feng has already understood how to use his identity. Anyway, he is a national treasure. If he refuses to accept it, you will hit me.

"I'm telling you, it's better not to happen again, otherwise I will immediately change the heroine."

After talking for more than ten minutes, the middle-aged man finally said that he was tired, and then quickly prepared to start shooting.

Hearing the words of the middle-aged people, all the people in the crew with the equipment began to prepare for work.