Offering Salted Fish To Master

This piece of lake is covered with snow-white sand, and there are many small white flowers scattered on it. At first glance, it looks like snow. The lake is not big, and the water level on the shore is very low, only about the level of a person's calf. The bottom of the lake is also white sand, coupled with the clear water of the lake, the ice-blue translucent small fish swimming inside are particularly conspicuous.

Liao Tingyan stood there without moving for a long time. Sima Jiao raised his brows and said strangely: "Are you not going to fish?"

Fish? Liao Tingyan wanted to grab a handful of sand and stuff it into this ancestor's collar.

"I'm not going," she said. The tone is hard.

Sima Jiao, a straight male mentor who was harder than her, stepped forward to catch a fish from the lake and put it in front of her: "Touch it."

He wrote on his face, ‘You’re so lazy that you like to fish, you have to be caught and brought to the front before you are willing to touch it’. Liao Tingyan gave him an'refreshing spirit', and caught the still moving little fish and wanted to throw it back into the water.

Sima Jiao: "I heard that this ice blue fish has been eaten for beauty and beauty."

Liao Tingyan withdrew his hand and decided not to irritate the innocent fish. After all, Sima Jiao did a sin. What does it have to do with this little fish that can beautify and beautify.

Sima Jiao: "If you finish touching the fish, you can roast it and eat it." Liao Tingyan can eat and sleep, Sima Jiao has a deep understanding.

Liao Tingyan: "Is it right here to grill?" There were so many guards when they came in. Obviously this place is not simple. It's nothing more than swaggering to touch people's fish. They grilled the fish on the spot, which is too rebellious.

Sima Jiao is so rebellious.

Since having space, Liao Tingyan has focused on making herself a little Ding Dong, and she can take out everything she wants on the spot, so she said that it was not good, and took out the barbecue rack.

This barbecue rack is not the same as modern ones. She saw the proprietress making barbecue in a restaurant and thought that her homemade tools were very good. She bought them and ordered several sets, just for this need. The moment.

"One fish is too few." Liao Tingyan weighed the small fish with strong aura in her hand, feeling that it was not enough for her two bites. It was rare for her to take the initiative to make food.

This time, Sima Jiao didn't need to say, she went into the water to fish, and Sima Jiao, he didn't mean to help at all, sitting on the cushion that Liao Tingyan took out, she was already paralyzed, like a soft rice man.

Liao Tingyan didn't care about him either. Sima Jiao didn't eat anything anyway. She ate all the fish by herself, and it was fine to catch it herself. She originally thought that with her cultivation base of the stage of transformation, catching a few small fish, it was no problem at all, but after ten minutes in the water, she didn't catch anything, and couldn't help but start to doubt life.

Are these fishes that can escape under her hands? Do they really teleport? The little fish that was swimming leisurely in front of me last moment can disappear without a trace in the blink of an eye. How did Sima Jiao catch it just now?

She had already used all the spells she could think of and it was still useless. She couldn't use very powerful thunder spells to call the fish, otherwise, wouldn't it cause a lot of guards to make a big move?

Liao Tingyan returned empty-handed and lay down beside Sima Jiao silently, posing in the same posture as a lone fish on the barbecue grill.

Sima Jiao: "..."

Liao Tingyan: "..."

Although on the surface both of them remained silent, in fact, Liao Tingyan's mind was enthusiastically repeating a sentence: "Whoever catches a lot of fish for me is the best man in the world. I really admire him. Men who can catch fish are so handsome, so they make people feel safe. Really, that fish is so difficult to catch, and all that can be caught are superb."

Sima Jiao pressed his forehead, sat up, and went to the water.

Liao Tingyan also quickly got up and sat next to the barbecue grill. When Sima Jiao came back with a bunch of fish, Liao Tingyan handed him a white towel in a demonstrative manner, and said graciously: "Thanks for your hard work. , Come and wipe the sweat."

Sima Jiao, who didn't sweat at all, took the little towel and wiped his hands, and commanded: "Don't bake it all, give me a soup."

Liao Tingyan: "Huh? You want to eat?!"

Sima Jiao: "The fish I caught, can't I eat?"

Liao Tingyan: "Can, can, can."

When dealing with fish, Liao Tingyan thought to himself, what made the ancestors who never liked eating opened their mouths to eat, is this a fish that can beautify its skin? Not! It's love!

Unexpectedly, he liked himself so much, and he liked it so much that he was willing to overcome anorexia and eat what she made.

This idea was shaken while eating fish. Oh my god, how could there be such a delicious fish! The surface of the grilled fish is crispy, the fish meat is soft and glutinous without any smell, it has no thorns, it is fresh and fragrant, and the stewed fish soup is even more delicious. The tongue will be swallowed.

It was supposed to be Sima Jiao's soup, so he took two sips, and Liao Tingyan drank the rest.

"Delicious?" Sima Jiao held his chin to look at her, a little joking in his eyes.

"It's delicious." Liao Tingyan said frankly, holding his belly.

After solving the case, Sima Jiao was willing to drink the two sips of soup. It was definitely not because of the **** of love, but the soup was so delicious. She makes it so delicious if she makes it so casually, it's impossible to imagine if the chef can do it carefully.

Sima Jiao: "I was in Sansheng Mountain when I was young. Every day someone sent a lot of food to eat. There are also this kind of fish. It's annoying to eat too much."

Liao Tingyan: ...It turns out that you are not anorexic, but just picky eaters.

If I had eaten such delicious things every day before yesterday, it's no wonder I basically don't eat anything now. Damn, so envious!

Liao Tingyan rubbed his hands: "Look, can we pack it?"

With a wave of his sleeve, Sima Jiao emptied half of the small fishes in the lake, all of which were kept in a fresh-keeping box by Liao Tingyan. As long as he was greedy, he could take it out and add a meal.

Liao Tingyan: "Enough is enough, leave some resources for regeneration."

This lake is called Yunkongjing. The fish in the lake are Yunling flying fish. The big palm fish will last a hundred years. The food they eat is the small particles condensed from the purest aura, and they only eat water aura, so Presents a beautiful ice blue.

In the beginning, this place was created by a certain member of the Sima clan, but now, with the passage of time, it has belonged to the Shi clan. The one who manages this place is Master Qianli’s half-brother Shi Qianji. Shi Qianji is greedy and loves to drill camp, relying on his eldest brother as the head, he holds a lot of treasures in his hands. This lake and Fish is one of his treasures.

Normally, he would not want to eat too much by himself, only to catch two or three to relieve his greed. His most beloved children can only get a reward when they please him.

On this day, Shi Qianji, who came to catch the fish in a happy mood, roared with extreme pain.

Even Liao Tingyan, who was in the outer palace of Gengchen Immortal Mansion, quickly heard about this fish-fishing storm, because the disturbance was very raging. Shi Qianji lost his temper because of his treasure being stolen, so he refused to let it go, and sent many disciples to track down the culprits.

What kind of identity is he? Of course, the theft of his treasure is also a major event. The news spread quickly, and there were discussions everywhere about who he was so bold, who had the kind of cultivation base, and dared to do such things.

When Liao Tingyan listened to the discussion among the students around him, he still held the crispy dried fish that hadn't been fried for long. She paused and realized that the situation was serious, and the dried fish in her mouth was more fragrant.

It turned out to be such a precious thing, it feels better.

Sima Jiao listened to this, expressionless, playing with his own ball. That was a sign that he was ready to go out and do things again.

Liao Tingyan glanced at him twice, and Sima Jiao suddenly stretched out a hand across her neck and pressed her head to give him a kiss.

He disliked: "A mouthful of fish."

Liao Tingyan wiped his mouth and continued to eat dried fish.

After she ate the dried fish, she rationally analyzed: "I suggest you find something more delicious for me, then next time you will have a mouthful of other flavors. I think about it... how about beef flavor?"

Sima Jiao: "What's so delicious about beef."

Liao Tingyan: "Your concubines are tired of hearing these words. They can do them and they want to eat them."

Sima Jiao: "You have eaten too much recently, and you have meat on your belly."

Liao Tingyan stood up instantly, "Nonsense, how can immortals gain weight!"

Sima Jiao: "That's pregnant."

Liao Tingyan sat down with her legs soft: "Impossible, how can I get pregnant!!!"

Sima Jiao's face was full of indifferent expressions, "Have you never heard of'feeling pregnant'?"

What he said was the same, Liao Tingyan looked at him in horror, "What mess, do you know how to play like this? Since you can get pregnant like this, haven't you taken protective measures?!!!"

Sima Jiao: "Puff." He covered his forehead and eyes with his slender fingers.

Liao Tingyan: "You laughed, so you are lying to me, right?"

Sima Jiao shook his head and laughed, looking at her expression as if looking at the affection of mentally retarded.

Liao Tingyan was angry from his heart, and threw his teeth and claws, trying to teach the elementary school chicken who bullied the female classmate a lesson. He tripped over his leg stretched out, and fell on the table with his waist, unable to move.

After being completely suppressed, Liao Tingyan said with a serious and cruel expression: "I want to lose weight and reduce all the soft flesh on my stomach. I won't have such a good feel in the future!"

Sima Jiao: "..."

He came back this time and brought back a cow.

Anyway, every time he came back in the middle of the night, Liao Tingyan was woken up by him again and again. This time when he was shaken to see the mooing cow in the house, she was speechless.

The cow is dressed in gorgeous cushions, jewels on the horns, and a treasure ring on the neck. The cow is dressed up in jewels, and is more a lady than Liao Tingyan. Obviously it is not an ordinary cow, how can an ordinary cow cry for mercy?

Niu said something human: "Please don't eat me, senior!"

Liao Tingyan plunged his head back into the quilt, not wanting to face the nightmare of the midnight watch. He was picked up by Sima Jiao reluctantly, "You didn't mean to eat beef?"

Liao Tingyan was angry, did you **** bring back cows? Whether it is a bull demon or a bull spirit, it is not a bull anyway.

"I just want to eat cows that can't speak." Liao Tingyan was indifferent.

Sima Jiao took it for granted: "If you cut off your tongue, you won't be able to speak." He also gave the crying ‘cow’ a cold look, and said violently, "Don’t talk anymore."

The ‘ox’ was so scared that it choked. If you don’t look at its sturdy body and powerful hooves, it really looks like a poor woman from a good family.

The brutality of Sima Jiao is pure and natural.

Liao Tingyan also wanted to learn that the cow was choking. She held Sima Jiao's hand: "I really don't want to eat. Please ancestors, come, touch your belly, feel free, where does this cow come from? Where does it go?"

Sima Jiao pinched her soft belly, still very upset, "You have become more daring these days." In a less aggressive tone, it was more like a complaint in such a situation.

Liao Tingyan is not only not afraid, but even wants to curse: What nonsense do you say, do I still have you bold?

He cursed calmly in his heart, and quickly surrendered and begged for mercy: "Yes, I am very courageous, and it is not easy to fight in the middle of the night. Shall we go to sleep?"

In the second morning, the cows in the house were gone. Liao Tingyan thought he had a dream last night. Who knew that when he lowered his head, he saw the little black snake approaching the small chicken cage. There was a little change in the cage. Little cow. The smaller cow was quite comfortable, chasing the two little chickens to play.

What the black snake wants to feed, besides two small chickens, there is another cow.

Liao Tingyan asked Sima Jiao: "What is the identity of this bull?"

Sima Jiao said: "The wife of a bull demon."

Liao Tingyan: "???" You snatched his wife, wouldn't the bull demon come to seek revenge? And it's a bit miserable to be robbed of his wife somehow."

Sima Jiao thought for a moment, "You are right."

Then he disappeared for a long time, and brought the Bull Demon back to reunite them as a couple. The two smaller cows stayed in another small cage and became pets of the little black snake.

Liao Tingyan: What a good show!

The author has something to say: Liao Tingyan: I, Liao Tingyan, is dead, and I will not fall in love with such a big devil!