NBA: The strongest trash talk

“Trading Chen Xu? Is this coming for real? Hurry up and ask! ”

“Within three minutes, I want to know if the Lakers really have this mind! Go ahead and ask! ”

“Boss, there is news from the Lakers side to trade Chen Xu, I suggest we contact Bill Duffy immediately and impress him with the greatest sincerity!” Don’t miss the opportunity, don’t miss it! ”

“Hurry up and see what we can change!” Spot picking? What are you still stunned for? Call the magician! ”

A piece of news that suddenly aroused the interest of the remaining 29 teams!

Many general managers were skeptical for a moment, then immediately reacted and began to contact the magician!

After three games, I don’t know how many teams eyed the Lakers to pick up such a big bargain.

Three points, defense, offense are all top notch! Or ** people, such a player can’t be found with a lantern!

So that when the news came out, many experienced general managers did not have time to distinguish the truth of the news, and immediately began to take action!

Regardless of whether he is true or not, take action first! What if it’s true!

This is the real activity in the heart of most general managers.

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“Hey, what? Depend, when did you say you want to trade Chen Xu! ESPN, you say? ”

“What kind of stinky fart does this media put on! Get lost! Don’t ask me again! ”

“I want to emphasize a few times, Chen Xu is not for sale! Please don’t call again! ”

Early in the morning, the magician was woken up by the phone.

But when he received the first call, his sleepiness disappeared instantly?

Trading Chen Xu, how is this possible?

He turned on the TV and immediately saw ESPN Emergency Drive-Through, O’Neill, Barkley, and veteran commentators Marko, Weiss, and Mike Burang.

They are now discussing rumors about the Lakers trading Chen Xu.

“Oh? This is crazy! I don’t know what’s wrong with the Lakers, but this trade rumor must be taken seriously! What the hell is Magician John Xun doing? ”

“The Lakers are crazy! I think the other 29 teams should have already taken action! ”

“I hope it’s not true, Jenny Bass, I have something to say to you! If you really want to trade Chen Xu, then your head is really kicked by a donkey! ”

“When was the last time a superstar player like this was traded? If memory serves, the Thunder released Harden in 2011? ”

“That’s nothing at all! I can guarantee that Harden in 2011 met the current Chen Xu, and there will be absolutely no slag left! ”

Everyone expressed their opinions one by one.

But the same thing is that everyone’s expressions are very puzzled.

People like Chen Xu, but they can’t ask for it! The Lakers can pick it up, it’s completely stained with the light of the big city, how can they think of trading him?

“Oh friends, latest news. The Celtics have contacted the Lakers and are willing to play in the next 4 first-round picks, including a roster! If not, they’re ready to catch Tatum and Smart! ”

“The Nix is willing to give Chen Xu a 5-year contract of 250 million next year!”

“Dallas fought hard, Cuban said he was willing to provide Chen Xu with free food for life, as well as a villa by the sea!”

“Oh, sorry, there are too many news to read, take your time.”

The magician watched everything that happened on TV and looked confused!

He reacted immediately and dialed: “Help me contact all the sports journalists immediately, and hold a press conference in an hour!” All journalists must be there! ”

Now, I have to come out and clarify and put an end to the rumors!

And the ** fans on the other side of the ocean were also shocked.

“Chen Xu really wants to leave? So where does he go? ”

“The lakers are really stupid enough, let Chen Xu go, I laughed!”

“Wherever Chen Xu goes, I will follow!”

“The Lakers management has been too wise in recent years! Find a pig better than they do! ”

“Great, Chen Xu come to me Kai, absolute core!”

“Come on my big Nix! More money, more exposure, big ball market, high status! ”

“I’m fire! I lack such a great god of attack! ”

“Return your fire, don’t tease? Is there room for rockets? Come my big buck and blow a storm of youth with the alphabet song! ”

In just one hour, this news has occupied the top of the major hot search lists!

Even CCTV5, which was broadcasting the morning sports news, interrupted the live broadcast and plugged in the news directly.

This rumor directly shook the entire NBA!

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As quickly as possible, the magician opened the media conference.

“We are heartbroken by such false rumors! This has caused huge losses to the Lakers and Chen Xu! ”

“I repeat here again, Chen Xu is not for sale by the Lakers! No matter what kind of price competitors offer, we will not trade Chen Xu! Die hard! ”

The Magic at the press conference looked very angry, today the Lakers will face the weak Nets in Staples, and now this kind of news actually leaked, it is obvious to cause turmoil within the Lakers!

After all, a transaction rumor will affect the state of the parties!

“Mr. Erwin, please answer positively, did Jenny Bass and Chen Xu quarrel in the office yesterday!”

“Yes, is this news credible at all? Why is it circulating? ”

The reporter did not believe the magician’s official rhetoric and continued to press questions.

“I can guarantee that there was absolutely no quarrel! Chen Xu is not for sale! Other teams stop harassing us! The magician said again, but he alone could not compete with the hundreds of reporters below.

“If not, why are there such rumors?”

“We also received news that Jenny Buss had met Mark Parker before, and the two had been talking for a while.”

“Not only that, Mark Parker was rejected when he wanted to sign Chen Xu before, how do you explain these things? Mr. Erwin. ”

The reporter’s intelligence is very well-informed, and this question after question is directly denied by the magician, and he can’t say anything else.

Scene… It was embarrassing for a while.

Many journalists also quickly jot it all down in their notebooks, which is big news!

Now Chen Xu’s transaction is likely to affect the pattern of the alliance!

At least the Lakers will be excluded from the championship team!

Just when the scene of the press conference was chaotic, a figure appeared.

Her appearance immediately caused a sensation!

“Lady Jenny Buss is out? What is she going to do? ”

“Ms. Jenny Bass, can you respond to the rumors of trading Chen Xu!”

The reporters who saw Jenny Bass appear were stunned, and then quickly stepped forward to ask questions.

You know, people of Jenny Bass’s level are not easy to accept interviews, she can come, there must be big news to be announced!

(Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation!!) ）