My wife broadcast live, exposing my one billion tax bill

It was Mei Zhiyuan who woke up their dreams.

He told the old lady that the two had returned to Xinsha early in the morning, and the old lady asked him to pick up the ruffian and the young for lunch.

Everyone knows that once the program is recorded, it will be recorded very late, so no one called them all morning.

Mei Zhiyuan's phone call was also made around twelve o'clock. He said that he would arrive in about half an hour, and asked people to wait for him directly in the lobby of the hotel, and would call again before the car arrived at the hotel.

The two of them got up sleepily.

There is a saying that "lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot", which is really not wrong at all.

The war before the two fell asleep made the room a mess... Cosmetics, remote controls, batteries, slippers, pens, etc., are still crawling in every corner of the room, reminding people of the horror of war.

Handing over such a room to the cleaning staff of the hotel does not conform to the moral standards of the new youth.

The two of them knelt down and packed up their own beds, one by one.

Suddenly, Pi Xiaoyou poked his head out from his side, holding a piece of draft paper high in his hand.

"Hey, what do you mean by what you wrote on this piece of paper? From 0:00 to 3:00, from 3:00 to 6:00...do you really want to make a form to record my date with Pei Junmin so that it can be given to my mother Make a small report!"

Jiang Quan is so embarrassing, how could he throw these draft papers as weapons?

If she finds out that the pair of villains set fire and threw two weapons after their hearts were pierced by thousands of arrows, it will be the end of the calf... Xiaoyou still doubted her sexual orientation before, if she saw I can't even speak clearly about this painting!

He didn't explain why he wrote down that number, but lay down on the ground desperately looking for other draft papers.

Pi Xiaoyou didn't react at first, thinking that he had obtained the decisive evidence, until he saw Jiang Quan rummaging through other things in a hurry, then he woke up like a dream, and jumped out of bed to snatch the more important "evidence" from him!

Although Jiang Quan was injured, he was still more flexible than her. After seeing the "weapon" hidden in a few pages at the foot of the bed, he stopped fighting, grabbed it and flashed into the bathroom.

Pi Xiaoyou chased after him.

Jiang Quan blocked the door with his body, and with both hands and mouth, he tore the pages of paper into pieces and threw them into the toilet.

The moment he pressed the toilet button, Pi Xiaoyou finally squeezed in.

Seeing the shreds of paper circling into the sewer, she still refused to let go: "Jiang Quan...you, you, you really betrayed me?!"

"No, no, I swear!" Relieved, Jiang Quan hurriedly stopped her to show his innocence.

"Then what did you wash away?"

"No, nothing!"

"It's strange!"

"It's just a few paintings, I can't see the world!"

"Really?" The ruffian Xiaoyou who had turned his face suddenly laughed in the process of speaking, "It's a pity that people are not as good as God, you didn't get all of them down, there are still a few left!"

Jiang Quan turned around and saw that there were still a few scraps of paper left... But he had no choice. The sound of tap water refilling into the water tank echoed in my ears, and I don't know how long it will take to stop.

Now, even pressing the flush button again is futile.

Seeing those few pieces of paper rose again from the bottom due to the water cut off, Jiang Quan wanted to die.

Fortunately, among the few remaining sheets of paper, only one was stretched out above the water... This was the corner of the gourd he drew.

Pi Xiaoyou looked at the paper suspiciously, turned his head over and over, as if he wanted to discover something.

Under the infiltration of water, the lines gradually fainted and gradually became blurred. At the same time, the handwriting on the other pieces of paper slowly soaked into the reverse side of the paper.

Pi Xiaoyou jumped up suddenly, "Hey, Jiang Quan, you're not drawing pornographic pictures, are you?"

Jiang Quan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, a person with a dirty head really sees dirtier in everything!

He didn't bother to explain, so he returned to his bed and continued to clean up the broken battlefield... Fortunately, he left a few draft papers, all of which were paintings by elementary school students, which indirectly "proved" his innocence.

Regarding the "schedule" in Pi Xiaoyou's hand, Jiang Quan told the truth: Because Pi Xiaoyou said that every day should be regarded as the last day of his life, and he was bored and planned the last 24 days of his life It's only an hour.

There were a lot of 24 written on that page, Pi Xiaoyou finally believed him.

"However, aren't these all quite normal? Why do you want to destroy them? You don't know how to write love letters to anyone. This is the most reasonable explanation!"

"I'm not so cheap!" Jiang Quan retorted her, while secretly glad that she didn't find the song "Don't hesitate, please give me your love", otherwise he would have to torture himself again!

...

Both batteries were found and the remote was restored.

Scattered cosmetics are back in the makeup bag.

The draft papers were all gathered up and thrown into the trash can.

The quilt was folded, the sheets were evened out, and the single sofa was moved back to its original position.

Their battlefield is finally cleared.

Mei Zhiyuan waited for them downstairs for more than ten minutes, and then nagged all the way.

...

Seeing the plaster cast on Jiang Quan's left arm, Mei Lijie was heartbroken, and kept scolding him for being disobedient and not knowing how to protect herself.

In particular, Mei Zhiyuan, who ate together, added fuel to the fire, saying that he lost so much weight that he was "hungry" and passed out.

Now, even the old lady who never cared about him became angry... We had no food back then, and it took a lot of hard work to find something to satisfy our hunger.

Fortunately for you, in such a good age, you were able to faint from starvation, you are simply living in the blessings and don't know the blessings!

Jiang Quan was almost turned into a pig by his mother during the short vacation he spent in Xinsha City.

Mei Zhiyuan said that his blood sugar was on the low side, so Mei Lijie stewed sugar water for him every day, and she had to watch him drink it with her own eyes, otherwise she would have to drink another bowl.

Jiang Quan, who dislikes sweets the most, was almost driven crazy by his mother.

In order to get tired of it, he went to Liu Qingfeng's newly opened shop to eat spicy hotpot twice without telling his mother.

Seeing that she was injured, my uncle dug out a bottle of "ancestral" secret recipe and gave it to her, saying that he made it himself, and people who grew up in the countryside knew herbal medicine.

Liu Huixing also cared about him, in fact, to paint on his plaster. Jiang Quan let him use his left arm as a drawing board, as long as he was happy.

Uncle's business is pretty good, he can take a lot of takeaway orders at noon, and he has enough money to hire the waiter.

Everyone I care about is doing well, and Jiang Quan is extremely happy.

The next goal is to let my mother live in a bungalow with an elevator in the garden complex.

...

On July 1st, when the cast was about to be removed, the lonely teacher Lin called Jiang Quan early in the morning and said that he would go with him. Jiang Quan immediately found ruffian Xiaoyou to unify his caliber, how could such a good opportunity let Mei Zhiyuan go?