My Weird Life

 The day before Xiangzi’s eighteenth birthday.

'Father' sent the beautiful Wufu specially made by the Wufu tailor to her room. 'Father', who was tall and square in appearance, had hardly changed from a few years ago. Xiangzi, who was slim and beautiful, said with a smile: "Get ready, after tonight, your eighteenth birthday will be here...

 Tomorrow is the most important day in your life.

 A unique moment…”

 As he spoke, he reached out and wanted to touch Xiangzi's head. Xiangzi turned sideways, lowered her head, and avoided his palm.

The man was stunned for a moment, then smiled nonchalantly: "When children grow up, they will always have some ideas of their own...

 But so what?

 Some things cannot be changed..."

As he spoke, the man turned around and left the bedroom, which was filled with a faint fragrance, and closed the door of the compartment thoughtfully.

Xiangzi knelt down on the cushion, tears falling from the corners of her eyes.

 She repeated her father's words: "Some things cannot be changed..."

Xiangzi stood up, walked to the desk, and picked up the scarecrow on the desk that had been with her for many years but never responded to her.

Under the erosion of the years, the scarecrow has gradually decayed. A slightly larger movement will cause the straws that make up the scarecrow to break and rot. Therefore, Xiangzi took the scarecrow very lightly and put it somewhere. In the square wooden box, there is a thin layer of withered grass spread inside the box, and the layer of withered grass is carefully woven into the shape of a bird's nest.

 The scarecrow lying in the bird's nest looks like a sheltered baby bird.

 “After tomorrow, I will die.

  Say goodbye to you in advance.

Farewell..." Xiangzi outside the Bird's Nest waved goodbye to the scarecrow in the Bird's Nest.

Su Wu, who attached a ray of "meaning" to the scarecrow, looked at Xiangzi with tears on her face, and understood the deep fear in her eyes - after being cooked as a "fish" for many years, Xiangzi accumulated a lot of money in her subconscious. The traces related to 'birthday' finally made her recall the things she had experienced on every birthday in the past on the day before she turned eighteen.

 She already knows that tomorrow’s eighteenth birthday will be her last day of death!

Su Wu sighed.

As the wooden box containing the bird's nest gradually closed, the scarecrow inside slowly sat up. Xiangzi, whose face was stained with tears, looked at the decayed scarecrow sitting cross-legged in surprise. She didn't know what to say for a moment.

 “Tomorrow, I will help you once.” Su Wu said.

The gentle and clean voice reached Xiangzi’s ears, and more tears flowed from Xiangzi’s eyes.

After maintaining a ray of spiritual energy in this square world for more than ten years, Su Wu still failed to master the technique of "four or two moves a thousand catties". He was unable to use this ray of sexual energy to pry open the blockade of the prison and completely descend into the prison. In this heavy world.

Even though he agreed to help Xiangzi once, the most he could do was to exhaust this ray of his own will. Before this ray of sexual will was exhausted, how much he could help Xiangzi depended on fate - Su Wu knew it , using this ray of sexual intention to deal with the "Poseidon Mianjin Jian" is so weird, it will most likely be ineffective.

 But whether to do it or not is completely different.

Since he promised the other party, he will do it with all his strength.

　　But please have a clear conscience!

What's more, after several consecutive years of grinding, he finally used a ray of sexual intention to dig out a hair-like 'crack' on top of the prison blockade. He might be able to try using this crack and loophole to Let's try to see if we can make a difference.

 …

 The next day, morning.

Xiangzi put on the Wu clothes prepared by Poseidon for her. The colors of the Wu clothes were red and white, which made Xiangzi's face fair and beautiful.

Xiangzi, who put on the formal dress from Dongliu Island, seemed to be in high spirits.

 She sewed the scarecrow into a hidden pocket on the inside of her clothes and kept it close to her body.

For most of the day after that, she stayed in the main hall, happily welcoming every guest who came to her home—these guests were not only her former playmates and elders in Haijin Village, but also her classmates, friends, and her father. Various relatives nearby.

 They came from various regions of Dongliu Island and gathered at Xiangzi’s home today to celebrate Xiangzi’s birthday.

At noon, Poseidon gathered many guests in the main hall. People knelt and sat on the cushions in the main hall, surrounding Poseidon and Xiangzi in the middle.

Poseidon reached out his hand and wanted to put it on Xiangzi's shoulder, but Xiangzi resisted and dodged it.

It turned its head, took a deep look at Xiangzi who was smiling, and then turned to look at the many guests present.

A large number of guests gathered here, causing the air here to accumulate a substantial smell of rotten sea fish. Each of them grew crocodile scales and wore strings of skull beads around their necks. Behind each guest, there were many The figures of the dead were entangled. The figures wrapped around them symbolize the ‘people’ they once ate!

Poseidon looked at the many guests with a smile and said, "Everyone is invited to come here today. The most important thing is of course to celebrate my daughter Xiangzi's eighteenth birthday."

 The guests nodded respectfully, echoed Poseidon's words, and then turned to congratulate Xiangzi on her birthday.

Xiangzi lowered her head, as if she was distracted for a moment, and did not respond.

Every one of the guests present here has eaten fish soup made from her meat.

 They are all perpetrators and accomplices.

The father, who had a square face and gentle eyes, glanced at his silent daughter and continued to say with a smile: "Besides, there is the second important thing."

At this point, its tone became subtle: "As you all know, Xiangzi is not my biological daughter. I picked her up from the sea and kept her by my side until she was eighteen years old.

 During this period, I did not have a wife or any other family members.

Xiangzi...is already everything to me..."

Poseidon looked down at Xiangzi, whose long hair hung down beside her, covering her face. His eyes became gentler and gentler, and his tone gradually turned to obsession: "I have fallen in love with my Xiangzi!

 She has grown up gradually and has completely matched the image of a wife in my mind!

 So, I want Xiangzi to be my wife!

 I hope you can send me your blessings!

 Everyone!

 I have prepared our wedding cake in advance—"

'Father's' words of obsession suddenly fell to the ground. Someone was pushing an exquisite cake trolley outside the main hall, but on the cake trolley decorated with colored lights, there was only the same beautiful cake base, and there were not many more layers on it. wedding cake.

"Xiangzi will be the sweetest wedding cake..." Poseidon said with a smile, "I will share my wedding cake with you!"

 “Bless you, Lord Poseidon!”

“Xiangzi, we are happy for you. On your eighteenth birthday, you have also found the love of your life!”

 “This is so touching!”

Many guests gave blessings and applause one after another, and some female guests even cried with excitement.

Xiangzi was surrounded by everyone's blessings and applause, but there was an obvious look of disgust on her delicate face. She glanced at every guest present, and finally focused on the polite Poseidon and said: " I disagree!

 I don’t want to marry you! "

"Why?" Poseidon still maintained a gentle attitude at this time, but Xiangzi suddenly expressed his opinion, which finally made many guests present quiet down and no longer immersed in some kind of beautiful emotions they had created on their own. .

 All the guests followed the Poseidon's voice and silently focused their gazes on Xiangzi.

 The hall, which had been bustling just now, suddenly became audible.

“You stink so bad—all of you carry that stinky smell about you that makes me want to puke!

What's more, I don't want to marry you, I just express my will. This will to resist does not need any reason to support it! Xiangzi suddenly stood up and said firmly.

Poseidon is still smiling.

Under the polite smile, the corners of his mouth were split to the base of his ears, his eyes suddenly turned into snake-like vertical pupils, and layers of spike-like teeth grew out of his scarlet and abnormally long mouth - countless Withered heads piled up behind it, forming horrific pustules on its body!

It was still laughing, and in the laughter, it stretched its pale arms to Xiangzi's shoulders, intending to pull off Xiangzi's Wu clothes: "I want to marry Xiangzi, which is also a statement of my will...

This kind of will does not need reasons to support it -

Xiangzi wants to resist me, but how should she resist?

Ha ha ha ha! "

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"so funny!"

 “Kawaii, Xiangzi kawaii!”

 The surrounding guests laughed wildly along with Poseidon and cast their playful eyes on Xiangzi!

Xiangzi's heart trembled. She looked at the putrid-smelling arm stretched out by Poseidon. She couldn't help lowering her head. She covered her chest with her palms and pressed the scarecrow in the secret pocket on the inside of her chest.

 “Scarecrow, scarecrow…”

 She thought silently in her mind.

 Like a drowning man trying to grasp at the last straw.

The scarecrow promised her that he would help her once!

Su Wu heard Xiangzi's prayer, and he controlled the ray of sexual intention that came into this heavy world - python-like black chains were twisted around, filling the entire house, completely covering it up. The existence of Poseidon and everyone else in the house - in Su Wu's "vision", there are only these dense prison chains!

 In the midst of these endless chains of hell, a crack as thin as a gossamer suddenly lay across the center of Su Wu's field of vision!

He locked this opportunity and, just like he had copied it thousands of times before, skillfully passed through the crack with that ray of sexual intention and sketched out a righteousness symbol -

"Door!"