My Virtual Game

"Who...who is it?"

In the prison in Wuxian Town, it was dim and gloomy, and there was a lot of silence, and there was an unpleasant smell of musty.

The sudden sound and the claws on the shoulders shocked Bai Zhaojun, and suddenly remembered in his mind that the dream world is the home of the soul after death, a ghostly and hell-like existence.

Moreover, the surrounding area was dark and gloomy, which seemed to fit the environment of Jiuyou Hell.

Isn't it a ghost who patted him on the shoulder?

Thinking of this, Bai Zhaojun's cold sweat was flowing down, his body was chilly and stiff, and he turned his head with difficulty.

Next to him, there was actually a figure sitting, the light was a little gloomy, and I couldn’t see what he looked like, but I could see that it was not a ghost or something, but a living person, a man, with dirty clothes. Sloppy, small eyes, like two seams, a bit wretched charm.

"Huh!" Bai Zhaojun's tense nerves relaxed, he let out a long sigh of relief, and then he was furious: "Damn, what are you scaring me to do? I wonder if people can scare people to death?"

He was really frightened just now. Before, he had always had a sense of fear for the dream world, and felt that it was a hellish place. Preconceived, just thought it was a ghost patted him on the shoulder.

"Ah? I'm sorry, I haven't spoken for three or four days in the detention here. I was so excited to see you, I'm so sorry." The little-eyed player was also taken aback by Bai Zhaojun's reaction and sneered. Tao.

Seeing him apologize again and again, Bai Zhaojun's anger disappeared a little, and he did not continue to make things difficult. Moreover, this is not reality, not his place, and in this strange environment, he does not dare to embarrass others.

"Where is this? Why am I here?"

Bai Zhaojun looked around his eyes again and was very puzzled. Although it was a little black, he could see that it was a cell, but he really couldn't remember how he came here.

"This is the prison in Wuxian Town! Oh, by the way, buddy, when you were dragged in, you seemed to be drunk. You have been sleeping until you wake up now. You should have been caught in a drunk accident, right? What's the matter? , You can go to the system messages to see, all system prompts are recorded there, and there is also a prison state in the character attributes, there is the remaining prison time." The little-eyed player reminded Bai Zhaojun to be puzzled. .

"Drunk and trouble? Wuxian Town Da prison?" Bai Zhaojun was startled. He remembered that he had indeed entered a tavern and was planning to drink, but what happened afterwards...what happened afterwards?

Bai Zhaojun's head was still a little dizzy after the pat. He really couldn't remember what happened afterwards. He only vaguely remembered, as if someone was asking him to drink, but he really couldn't remember who that person was and what he looked like. That person was in a cloud of mist, which was very strange.

I didn't think about it and didn't think too much about it. Bai Zhaojun opened the system message according to the little-eyed player, and it turned out that there were several system prompt records.

"It's really getting drunk and getting into trouble." Bai Zhaojun muttered and learned from the system message that he was sentenced to 24 hours in the Wuxian Town jail for drunk and got into trouble, and compensated the tavern owner for five silver coins. Because he affected the business of the tavern, he even overturned a pot of wine.

Turning on the character attributes again, it turned out that there was a state of [in custody] under his name, and there was still time left behind, 13 hours and minutes.

"Buddha, you will be out in thirteen hours? Oh, I still have five days in prison, my God, who will save me? I don't want to stay here anymore, I'm almost suffocated. I'm crazy!" After learning about Bai Zhaojun's remaining sentence, the little-eyed player wailed.

As soon as Bai Zhaojun left, he was probably the only one left in this cell, lonely and lonely.

In fact, the cells are all configured by one person. Only when the cells are not enough, a few people are locked together. But now players have learned to be smart, and they are also scared. There are fewer and fewer offenders, so there are very few cases where a few people are locked together. occur.

"What did you commit? It took such a long time." Bai Zhaojun couldn't help but said with joy. Seeing that this person was worse than him, he felt a lot better in his heart.

"Oh, the crime is not serious. On that day, I was shopping in Wuxian Town, and seeing the big **** of a female npc in front of me was really coquettish and seductive. I couldn't help it, so I went up and touched it lightly. , And...then I was caught here and sentenced to 120 hours in prison, which is ten days in the dream world."

The little-eyed player cursed and said: "Wipe, this dream world is good everywhere. That's not good. It takes ten days to shut down an NPC for a touch. It's too fucking."

Bai Zhaojun was speechless for a while, but he realized one point, that is, in the dream world, the female NPC's buttocks cannot be touched.

"The female npc will be detained for ten days. What about female players?" Bai Zhaojun said, thinking it is necessary to ask this question clearly, because he is good at it too. I like long-legged girls~www.ltnovel.com~ In case one day you see a long-legged **** the street, you can't help but put a hand on it. After being detained for ten days, it hurts.

"Playing female players will not be shut down. In the fantasy world, the government generally does not care about the players’ affairs. However, this does not mean that female players can be molested at will, because there is a female protection in the fantasy world. , Oh, it’s now an anti-harassment system. If a female player is sexually harassed, she can report it to the system, and the punishment is not light. I tell you, buddy, it’s best to find a girl you know to molest a female player, because she may not be able to Report you, this way..."

The little-eyed player sees that Bai Zhaojun is a novice who knows nothing. In addition, he has been locked here for three or four days. He is very lonely. At this time, when the gate is opened, he can't stop it, sitting. There was endless talk.

He said he was happy, but Bao Zhaojun was very irritable when he heard him. Seeing that he was always endless, interrupted him and said, "What smells here, why is it so smelly?"

As soon as he woke up, he found that the smell in the cell was unusually unpleasant, not only a musty smell, but also a foul smell, which was very pungent. Compared with the fresh air in the previous dream world, it was a heaven and a hell, like a cesspit.

"Ahem, this... that, there is no toilet in the prison, Lazar is all solved in the corner, the food in this prison is like pig food, I just had a stomachache." Little-eyed player one He smiled awkwardly, and pointed to the corner of the cell.

"vomit!"

Bai Zhaojun followed his hand and took a look into the corner. When he saw something yellow, his stomach churn, almost vomiting, and suddenly covered his mouth.

Seeing him like this, the little-eyed player was also heartbroken for a while, and said angrily: "This big prison* is simply not a human being. I eat and drink and sleep in the same place, I'm going crazy!"