My Time Travel Phone

"Still say I didn't do well." Comrade Xiao Qian sighed with sighs.

"How can there be!"

"Fu Jun handled so many things yesterday and today, didn't I never think of it." Comrade Xiao Qian said, but I didn't know what I thought of, and there was a smile in my mouth.

"Everyone's ideas are different. You have your ideas. I have my ideas. It doesn't matter who is right or who is wrong, it doesn't matter whether it's high or low. It's just that I just thought of it today and I brought it up to integrate with the strategy you have always implemented , Um, it ’s a sort of brainstorming. "

"It will comfort people."

Anyang immediately said: "It will only comfort you."

"Guzzled tongue!"

Huang Lan, who was full of food and lying in a daze next to her, finally couldn't help but turned her head and said: "Hey, may I ask you how interesting this is? The husband and wife are so keen on flirting! Well, even if you If you like to play with flirtatious things, can't you find a place where there is no one or take care of the feelings of the people next to me? I'm a king of beasts ... you have been abused as a dog! "

"Huh, has it changed from a thousand beasts to a hundred beasts?" Anyang said in surprise.

"Oh, that's not the point, can you not bother with these, just understand what I mean!" Said the King of Beasts, some collapsed. "Don't we, as fairies, have no human rights? Should we be abused?"

Comrade Xiao Qian pursed her lips and said, "If Sister Huang Lan wants to, you can also find someone who is flirtatious and sorrowful. Sister Huang Lan's condition should not worry about not finding this person? Well, if If I ca n’t find it, I do n’t mind lending the husband to you for a while. ”

"Sister Xiaoqian, you don't have to wash my brain." Huang Lan lamented, and then let out a long breath, confessing her fate, "You are free, I can't hear you!"

"Huh? The previous sentence is Yizhou dialect? Where did you learn the Yizhou dialect?" Anyang was surprised again.

"Learned from Miss Weiwei ..." Huang Lan was speechless.

"Huh? Aren't you inaudible?" Anyang said again in amazement.

"Ah! Why should I be with you? Why did I choose to come to you in a daze? Where can I not be in a daze, even tolerating the tragic IQ of that silly rabbit is better than being bullied by you here? ! "

"So you are in a daze, I thought you were meditating." Anyang opened his eyes wide.

"I can't be in a daze. My ethnic nature determines that I love being in a daze. If you haven't learned this in school, you can see it on the Human and Nature Channel ..." Huang Lan extended a slap Pressed on his face, very helpless.

"Do you still know the Human and Nature Channel?"

"Why did you hear what I said as if I met something very novel, so much fuss ..."

"Because it's really new! Think about it, a tiger is lying on the sofa in front of me, a serious man talking to me about the racial habits of cats, and talking to me about the Human and Nature Channel ... As far as I can see, maybe her understanding of her race is still derived from this person and nature channel. Is n’t it novel? Is n’t it surprising? ”

"Uh, it sounds a bit ..." Huang Lan's expression suddenly condensed. "What makes me understand my own race comes from the Human and Nature Channel. Do you think I'm as stupid as that silly rabbit?" What do your eyes mean? You actually ... "

"Please! I am a tiger myself, is it necessary for me to understand my own habits from your human channel?"

Anyang shrugged and said, "What's so strange? Isn't the world's first detailed study of Japan also written by American scholars?"

"I……"

Huang Lan completely sighed and lay still on the sofa.

I can't say it anyway!

After staying in the living room for a long time, Comrade Xiaoqian looked at the sky outside and looked at her watch again. It was not early, so she got up and took a book, and went upstairs to halfway up the stairs. At that time, she turned back and said, "Aren't you going to rest yet?"

"Okay!" Anyang hurriedly said, and also got up and walked upstairs.

"Uh." Huang Lan glanced at the living room that had become empty, feeling a bit deserted, so he got up and went outside.

Just at the door, she heard Comrade Xiao Qian calling her: "Sister Huang Lan."

Huang Lan turned her head and saw that Comrade Xiaoqian was standing in the corridor on the second floor, holding the railing in her hand, so that her tall and symmetrical figure was undoubtedly obvious, and she was looking at herself.

"What do you want me to do?"

"If Sister Huang Lan doesn't want to go back, if you don't mind, you can come and rest with us." Comrade Xiao Qian smiled.

"Ah ..." Huang Lan looked shocked.

When she reacted, she couldn't even talk back, and even fled away from the living room of the villa, her exaggerated curves and tempting back quickly disappeared into the darkness, extremely agile.

Only Comrade Xiaoqian was left standing on the corridor, looking outside, holding the railing, showing an interesting smile.

Anyang walked over to her and couldn't help but patted her shoulder: "It's all gone. At her speed, I'm afraid I have already got into the villa opposite, don't look at it."

After a pause, he hesitated again: "In the future ... this kind of joke ... cough, it's better to keep a little less, cats are generally cautious, and are not brave, you will scare her like this. "

"Huh? Really?" Comrade Xiaoqian looked innocent. "But I didn't see the scared expression on Sister Huang Lan's face. Don't look at her running so fast this evening, tomorrow morning will be the same Waiting at the dinner table, really, sister Huang Lan's demeanor is not comparable to ordinary people. "

"... after all the king of beasts."

The next morning, as Comrade Xiaoqian said, Huang Lan came early, waiting at the dinner table and playing with his mobile phone.

Anyang walked downstairs in a pair of thin shorts and a pure white t-shirt and said hello to her: "Morning, did you sleep well at night?"

Huang Lan's face suddenly turned red: "It's ... alright."

Just to finish speaking, in order to cover up the embarrassment, she grabbed a handle from a plate on the table and stuffed it into her mouth.

Anyang's mouth twitched: "Is it delicious?"

"Ok ... It's a good fart!" Huang Lan chewed hard for a long time before finally swallowing the handle, and then looked at Anyang with a strange expression, "It's soft and sweet, so much water, Not chewy at all, hard in the middle, how can you humans like to eat this kind of thing! "

"It's hard in the middle ..." Anyang couldn't help thinking. "That may be seeds. Many fruits are seeded. When eating fruits, spit them out."

"Ah? What happens if you don't spit it out?"

"It's serious." Anyang looked at her seriously, "Because the seed is actually a fruit seed, if you eat it, it will take root in your stomach and grow from your mouth and nose come out!"

"Huh? Is there such a thing?"

"Who told you not to spit seeds!"

"I haven't eaten it before. How do I know to spit seeds."

"That matter is very serious." Anyang's expression was solemn.

"Is it?" Huang Lan also looked at him solemnly, but a moment later, she burst out laughing, and then evolved into a big laugh, "Hahahaha, I can't hold it anymore, I can't hold it anymore, I can't hold it anymore. You are too funny, Anyang Daoyou, do you deceive me like that silly rabbit and little fox, the seeds of this stuff are all eaten into the stomach, how can it still take root and sprout! Hahahaha ... "

"Ah ..." Anyang froze.

It seems that this tiger essence is really not easy to deceive. Also, she must have mastered a lot of scientific knowledge for so long in the real world. How can this little trick tease her?

I really thought of her as a cat!

Just when he was thinking, he listened to Huang Lan and said with a smile: "Ha ha ha ha, when I ate those seeds, they chewed up, how could they even take root! Ha ha ha ha ..."

Anyang was sturdy for a while: "That's it?"

"Otherwise?" Huang Lan looked at him with an idiot's look. "Could it be that Chengdu has chewed it, and can it still grow?"

"amount……"

"And there is no sunshine in his stomach ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ How can it grow up without sunshine, cut it!" Huang Lan was full of contempt for Anyang's ignorance. "Your IQ is almost like that silly rabbit, no, It ’s even lower than that silly rabbit. The silly rabbit also knows that flowers and plants must grow up in the sun to grow! "

"amount……"

At this time, Comrade Xiaoqian came over with a large pot of boiled beef, placed the pot on the side of the dining table, close to Huang Lan, and said with a smile: "Is the husband Jun teasing Huang Lan's sister early in the morning? Yaxing! "

"Boring." Anyang said.

Comrade Xiao Qian smiled gently and touched Huang Lan's head again, and said softly, "Hurry up, you eat first, it doesn't matter."

Huang Lan sat still, his eyes kept looking up, initially staring at Xiao Qian ’s hand touching his head, and then staring at Xiao Qian ’s spoiled face, and finally could n’t help it: “Sister Xiao Qian! Although you are right I ’m fine, but I ’ve always felt ... you guys treat me like a pet! "

"How could it be?" Xiaoqian was shocked, and then said, "It's just because you have eaten for a long time, so let you eat first, so that we can finish eating at about the same time, otherwise we keep watching you eat you Sorry. "

"I'm not talking about this!"

"Which is that?" Comrade Xiaoqian stared at her, suddenly turned back suddenly, and quickly walked to the kitchen, "Steak and bacon are about to fry, I have to go and see!"

"Alas ..." Huang Lan sighed, and he was the king of beasts anyway.

Then she quickly and automatically changed the subject, looking at the pot of fragrant meat on the table, saying: "In fact, I eat fast, but now it is in a human state, and your human body is really too difficult to use. Now, my mouth is so small that even if I eat fast, I can only eat a little at a time. "