My Time Travel Phone

"It's hard for you to get in without a teacher!"

"What about my teacher?"

"Well, if you turn to the middle, you will obviously have a disc for explaining basic education. Okay. When you learn more, there will be special demo images, schematic diagrams of the Reiki operation, and the avenue marks left by the auxiliary editors. These It ’s enough to help you overcome many difficulties in practice. In the past, practitioners did n’t have such good conditions. Did n’t everyone come? ”Anyang said.“ And, if you do n’t understand, this is not a live teacher ’s station. Was it written? "

"Oh! I will work hard!" Ji Weiwei said, "I will start studying tonight and strive for early achievement!"

"It's good for you to have such a heart, but everything can't be rushed, don't think about it overnight. Well, if you really want to start tonight, then Xiao Qian and I will lay the foundation for you!" Anyang said seriously.

"Good! Thank you." Ji Weiwei's eyes were full of sincere thanks, and then she was full of firmness.

At this time, Huang Lan turned on the TV casually, glanced at her eyes, nestled her slender and exaggerated figure into the sofa, and said, "The Spring Festival Gala is coming to an end. You blame you who watched fireworks. No more. "

"What's so good about magic ..." Anyang sneered contemptuously and sat down.

"Mortal magic eh, don't you expect it?"

"What to look forward to."

"Why not expect?" Huang Lan asked back.

"The grade is too low, too bad."

"But it's very interesting!" Huang Lan insisted.

"Where is interesting?"

"The little insects like crickets have any power. As human beings, don't you just squeeze it to death? Doesn't their fight look low, bad, and boring to you? Since It's so worth mentioning. Why are there so many humans keen to fight crickets? "

"Uh ... I don't want to talk to you!"

"You can only watch the rebroadcast, alas." Huang Lan curled up the pair of tight and slender legs on the sofa, grabbed a pillow to hug her chest, and nested under the pillow to see the end of the Spring Festival Evening. There is a sketch, but now the educational significance of the Spring Festival Gala is getting more and more important, and the political nature is more and more correct, but it has lost a lot of laughs.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, Xiao Qian glanced at her, as if she was a slim woman, and there was a young man beside her. She frowned in doubt and got up and said, "I'll open the door to see."

The visitor is the neighbor of An Da and Ma, and the young man who lives in Jiangshui Tingyuan, but he has rarely seen it.

It can be seen from here that they are obviously a little surprised by Comrade Xiaoqian's appearance. Even the woman was stunned for a while before showing her intentions.

I only heard Xiaoqian say: "It was customized in Japan. It can only be seen at large fireworks exhibitions. It is usually not available, so I'm sorry, but I can't tell you where to buy it ... … Yes, the last one is also the same, but the last one can be regarded as a managed product, and I ca n’t disclose the source. I ’m really sorry. ”

"... It doesn't matter, it's not disturbing."

"Goodbye."

Comrade Xiaoqian closed the door and walked back, writing lightly: "Little couple next door, listen to the tone should be a good family, ask me where I bought the fireworks before, when I want to get married ... Um? Weiwei you Why have you looked at Sister Huang Lan with such strange eyes? Is there a flower on Sister Huang Lan's face? "

Suddenly Huang Lan turned her head and said lightly: "Yeah, Weiwei, you have seen me many times. Why, don't you think I'm particularly beautiful, but even then, you haven't seen enough in Guizhou for several days? ? "

Ji Weiwei was a little embarrassed: "No, nothing."

After a long time, she leaned into Anyang's ear and asked, "That ... Is Huang Lan really a tiger spirit?"

"Well." Anyang nodded. "Yeah!"

"Can you eat the human kind of tiger?"

"You ask, how can a tiger not eat people?" Anyang said inexplicably.

"Can't you whisper?" Ji Weiwei immediately reached out to cover Anyang's mouth, gave Huang Lan a guilty look, and then asked again, "So does Huang Lan ... also eat people?"

"You have to ask her, but I think human flesh should not be as good as Kobe beef?" Anyang waited until Ji Weiwei released his hand covering his mouth before using it. The voice said, "Oh, the cats, especially the cats after they become mature, have a strong hearing ability. Even if we speak quietly, if we don't use sound insulation, she can hear it so close."

Suddenly, Ji Weiwei stopped covering his mouth in midair, his face flushed with embarrassment, he didn't dare to look at Huang Lan, and he was embarrassed to glance at Yu Guang. At the same time secretly pinched Anyang's waist and muttered softly: "Don't you know how to use soundproof sound insulation?"

"Well, you didn't ask me to use it! By the way, she can also hear your words that fully reveal your guilty conscience!"

"Ah, it's so embarrassing!" Goddess Ji covered her face with a slap, and it seemed to be breaking down.

At this time, Huang Lan turned lazily and looked at Anyang helplessly, taking a deep breath: "Anyang Taoist, since I know that I can hear it, why should I spare no effort to discredit my reputation? Where have I eaten people? When have you seen me eaten people? Ca n’t you just say that I do n’t eat people directly in front of Miss Weiwei? Really! What kind of delicious meat is sour? !? "

Ji Weiwei heard that it was okay in the front, and heard a straight hair in the back. She could n’t imagine that this was the person she had traveled with in Guizhou together, and they also shared a bowl of yellow beef and the same spoon. Bowl of yoghurt, holding hands and walking through thousands of Miao villages to take photos ...

This is crazy!

Probably only Anyang can talk to Huang Lan calmly. If she thought about it, she just heard Anyang say: "I didn't know if you had eaten people, and I didn't tell Weiwei that you had eaten people, In this way, I just kept my honest heart very honestly! But as far as I know, the area of ​​West Xinjiang has been in the Little Ice Age a hundred years ago, with dry plants, many herbivores starved to death, locust plagues all over, crop grains Uncollected, hungry, and as the top of the food chain, you can successfully survive and complete the original blood gas accumulation before the Taoist shape, the possibility of eating people is very high, after all, the ground is full of food, or animism , You do n’t have to hunt, do n’t eat white, do n’t you eat?

"Nonsense ... nonsense, I was transformed a hundred years ago!"

"Ah! That's what it is! Isn't your actual age older than we predicted?"

"You are more annoying than the wild dogs!"

Ji Weiwei blinked twice next to her eyes, finally recovered, and then nodded, comforting herself: they should all be joking, how can such a lovely person like Huang Lan eat people, at most ... at most three Cattle crayfish and five servings of spicy snails and ten kilograms of keel ...

While watching the end of the Spring Festival Gala, while making jokes and jokes, the time passed quickly, and it soon approached twelve, and the Spring Festival Gala was about to end.

The host on TV has already begun to read the closing words, followed by the countdown and the New Year.

Ji Weiwei, who has eased the gods, finally found the courage to say: "This is the first New Year we have gathered together. Let's count down together. How can we make the ceremony feel stronger and more solemn, do you think?"

"Good!" Comrade Xiaoqian smiled like a flower.

"Then ... agree!" Anyang.

"Uh huh!" Rabbit essence.

"I don't care!" A big cat.

It wasn't until several people turned their eyes to Xiao Chan that this timid little fox shrank his head and nodded.

"it has started!"

"ten!"

"nine!"

"Eight!"

"..."

"three!"

"two!"

"One!"

The New Year's bell sounded!

Comrade Xiao Qian, Goddess Ji, a big cat, a rabbit spirit, a little fox, and Anyang's first official New Year's Eve, and it was so successfully completed.

"At this time we should spend champagne to celebrate." Comrade Xiao Qian's mouth twitched a shallow arc.

"That's right, but my uncle and aunt's family should have no champagne, at most only high-calcium milk."

"It's okay, Xiao Chan knows what to do."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, Xiao Chan, use your trick to bring a bottle of champagne over here, should this be simple?" Comrade Xiao Qian said to Xiao Chan.

The little fox, who was just over a meter tall, froze for a moment, then bowed his eyes and closed his eyes, with a solemn and solemn expression, and time passed. After a while, she opened her eyes again, her face flushed, raised her head and looked around, cowardly: "What does that fragrance ... champagne ... look like ..."

"Well, it doesn't matter, the husband has a way."

"……Ok?"

"..." Anyang murmured the obscure mantra, then waved his big hand, opened a black hole the size of a lid next to it, put his hand in for a moment, and then took a bottle of champagne when he took it back. "Yes, right?"

"Sure enough, the husband is reliable!" Xiao Qian finished, seeing that Xiao Chan lowered her head deeply, her face flushed, and added, "Xiao Chan is also great. It is a basic rule for minors not to drink, Xiao Chan does not It's normal to know the wine ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ After drinking champagne to celebrate, it's been a while, and it's almost one o'clock in the morning, and everyone went upstairs to rest.

Among them, the rabbit slept in the only room left, Xiao Chan had her room, Huang Lan slept in the original Ji Weiwei's room, and Ji Weiwei ran to Anyou's room to sleep.

It did n’t take long for the innocent Ji Weiwei to hold several practice textbooks, full of trust and curiosity, opened the door of Anyang and Xiaoqian, and walked in unpreparedly, ready to accept the teaching of the two of them. Embarking on the road of spiritual practice, step by step to the peak of life, but I don't know that I have entered the tiger's mouth.

Of the three people, Ji Weiwei will certainly not agree, not only will agree, but will also firmly oppose, but things have come to this point, she can not resist, with Comrade Xiaoqian ’s personality, she will never defy Anyang ’s idea, so ...

Some things happened naturally.

… (Ellipsis means everything)

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