My Time as a Cat in College

The little white cat raised his paw and patted the door of the car, and then gave a meow. Chu Dongyang opened the car and put the cat in. The cat kicked its hind paws and jumped into the car flexibly.

Chu Dongyang got into the car and put the backpack down. The little lion in the backpack pulled his head out of the backpack and screamed.

Chu Dongyang patted the little lion on the head and said to him: "Sit down, don't let people see it."

The little lion nodded obediently, sat on the back seat, and lay down there.

Chu Dongyang looked at the little white cat sitting in front, found out his mobile phone, handed it to the kitten, and said, "Help me locate it."

The little white cat meowed, ?? lifted his paw and pulled Chu Dongyang’s mobile phone over, pressed the phone with the cat’s paw a few times, ?? I was positioned quickly, ?? The phone was returned Chu Dongyang.

Chu Dongyang glanced at the address and raised his eyebrows. He found that this place was very close to the police station, but he had never noticed it before.

The little white cat patted his paws on the seat, looking at the scenery in front of the car window, and meowing happily, "Go!"

After that, the kitten started to sing the kitten song, and the whole cat looked in a good mood.

Although the little lion dared not show his head behind him, he still sang and made peace with the kitten, and they cooperated very tacitly. In such an atmosphere, Chu Dongyang couldn't help but smile. Humming softly, tapping with them.

When he arrived at the Supernatural Affairs Processing Sub-bureau, Chu Dongyang glanced at the door here, his expression slightly changed. It looks like a formal office here, but he comes and goes here on weekdays and has never noticed here. It looks very lively here today, I don't know what I'm doing, there are many cars parked outside the door.

Chu Dongyang opened the car door, and the little white cat automatically jumped out of it. When he was about to go up and back to pick up the little lion, the little lion shook his fur in the back seat and jumped down. Chu Dongyang quickly reached out. He caught it, and his arm sank. This little lion weighs quite a bit, and it doesn't look like a big one.

Chu Dongyang looked at the little lion and said, "Is it okay for you to come down like this now? What if someone finds out?"

The little lion shook his head, opened his paws and walked forward, and said to Chu Dongyang as he walked: "It's okay, no one will find out here. There is a magic barrier here."

Chu Dongyang:...

It also involves knowledge blind spots.

Are they acting so cautiously as little monsters?

And they even have a dedicated office and an education system. Isn't this too advanced?

The little white cat had already ran forward, and the clerk at the door saw the little white cat, reached out and picked her up, touched the kitten's head, and asked gently:

"Is there a problem?"

The little white cat meowed, and then looked behind her. Chu Dongyang and the little lion had already followed.

Little cat raised her face to the clerk and said, "Hello, when the fire broke out yesterday, my classmates and I were at the scene. Yesterday's aunt asked us to come over and register."

Clerk: "Oh oh yes, come with me."

The little lion and Chu Dongyang also followed. Chu Dongyang looked at the supernatural affairs processing department in the cat’s mouth, and found that the layout was not much different from the ordinary human office hall. There was even a convenience window at the front. , There are monsters petitioning there.

The clerk glanced at the little lion and the kitten, and said to both of them: "Is the human you brought here to register too?"

The kitten shook his head: "No, he sent us here, and he learned our identity by accident. According to the regulations, we will take him over to see if we can erase the memory."

The clerk nodded, and after sending them to the place, he left here.

Standing at the door of an office, Qi Xiaohan raised his paw and pushed the door open.

A few people inside were working and heard the sound of the door opening. They looked over here and saw a snow-white kitten. After seeing the kitten, one of the policewomen smiled immediately and beckoned to her. wave:

"It's you guys who came here so early today. The kids can sleep a little longer."

The kitten meowed, walked towards her with its paws open, and said hello to the policewoman.

Seeing that there were human figures behind her, the policewoman asked, "This one is?"

Kitty cat introduced: "This is my human boyfriend who brought me and Dick here. I accidentally discovered our identity last night. I want to know whether this situation needs to be erased?"

The policewoman smiled, rubbed the kitten's head, and then looked at Chu Dongyang again, "According to the regulations, it is necessary to erase the memory, I'm sorry."

Chu Dongyang:...

There was no fluctuation on Chu Dongyang's face, but his heart was still in shock from last night.

For a human being, the amount of information yesterday and today is too much.

The kitten meowed, looked up at Chu Dongyang, secretly looked at his expression, judged his mood, raised the cat's paw, patted his hand, and comforted:

"Don't worry, when you marry Ningning, I will redeem your memory."

The kitten patted its paw and promised.

If the information is exposed, it must be judged and processed by the Supernatural Affairs Processing Bureau, or signed an agreement, or directly erased memory. In most cases, it is more convenient to erase memory.

Kitty cat raised her head to look at Chu Dongyang. After thinking about it, she was a little bit reluctant. If the memory of last night was erased, this human would treat her as an ordinary cat again and touch the cat's head with the strength of rubbing the dog's head.

The cat's tail tip was tossed and meowed. He looked at the policewoman and asked, "But, if I go home again next time, what should I do if I get hit again? We live together. Ah, can it be replaced by an agreement?"

The policewoman groaned for a moment; "Your situation is just a memory of one night. It is not practical to sign an agreement and waste resources."

Kitty cat looked at her disappointedly, the cat’s ears also collapsed, and the kitty’s paw stomped on, "So..."

The policewoman smiled helplessly: "It doesn't hurt, just a blink of an eye."

Chu Dongyang didn't expect that this cat, who was particularly fierce to him, would still be soft-hearted to him. He could not help but bend the corners of his lips, and then reached out to rub the cat's head again.

Seeing they hesitate, the policewoman smiled and said: "It's okay, think about it first, the kitten and the little lion come over and make a record with us."

The kitten meowed and walked over with the little lion and the policewoman, leaving Chu Dongyang here.

The other staff members watched this human sitting here and poured him a cup of tea, and their work attitude was quite good.

Kitty cat and lion cub came to a separate room, and the two police officers began to record against Kitty.

After asking a few questions, the kitten and the little lion answered obediently, including why they ran out at night yesterday, what they saw on the fire scene, and the scene of the fight with the black snake. They described one side very carefully.

When they heard the identity of the kitten and the lion cub, the two police officers looked at them in surprise.

"You are students of Xunhai United University, high-achieving students!"

They looked at the two plush children sitting on the chairs, their eyes softened, looking at them as if humans are optimistic about students, the kitten and the lion cubs shrank their claws uncomfortably. , But I felt a little proud of my school.

"Don't be nervous, just ask about the situation last night, and answer truthfully." The policewoman calmed them, and then couldn't help laughing:

"No wonder it's so powerful, it turned out to be a student of the United Nations University, I said, how could the two children so easily clean up that evil monster."

The police officer with furry ears next to them looked at them, recorded something on the computer, and then whispered something to the policewoman. The policewoman smiled and said:

"By the way, our captain also belongs to your school. At that time, I also wanted to take the entrance exam to the United Nations University, but I really couldn't pass the exam. I could only go to the ordinary monster university." Then, the policewoman closed her notebook and went out. After a visit, I planned to call the captain to come and see his junior brothers and sisters.

?????? The remaining policeman with furry ears was still looking at them with a warm smile, and educated the two students: "Your situation yesterday was too dangerous. You thought the evil demon Was it just that you killed him? No, he has already used evil spirits to transform his body. Although you exploded his body, the snake can be divided into many parts. You have seen earthworms? That's it."

The police looked at the two children and said earnestly: "You are still so young and just enrolled. If something happens, don’t the parents worry about it? Don’t your teachers and seniors worry about it? What you did yesterday is very good, but in the future This kind of thing is left to the big demon and the adults, you guys study hard, don't break in without knowing the severity, do you know?"

Kitten and Little Lion: "I see."

Two big fluffy cats and kittens lowered their heads, and their educated tails hung under the chairs.

The policeman smiled and looked at the two big cats and kittens, "It's either to teach you, or to pay attention next time. You have done a good job and are brave. The bureau will send a thank you letter to your school. "

The little white cat and the little lion raised their heads and breathed a sigh of relief.

The police remembered something, and suddenly looked at the little white cat: "By the way, Qi Xiaohan, right? You just said that you are a kitten raised by someone? When you entered school, your family signed an agreement. dad?"

The kitten was not clear, so he nodded, "Yes, my teacher asked to sign."

The smile on the face of the police suddenly stretched, "That way, the human being you brought doesn’t need to erase the memory. He is your human boyfriend, right? Waiting for them to break up, just eliminate it all at once. Now you only need to make a supplementary clause to your family's non-disclosure agreement."

When the kitten heard it, he immediately meowed happily, and the eyes of the cat lit up. Looking at the kitten like this, people couldn't help but become happy.

This way, this human being does not need to forget the talking kitten!

Qi Xiaohan now thinks about Chu Dongyang's dull and dull face when he heard them talking last night, so he wanted to laugh.

The policeman looked at the kitten and said to her: "Well, you two first come here to sign, and then go through the formalities for your family."

The kitten heard it, and walked to the front, controlled the pen with spiritual power, and wrote his name seriously.

Qi Xiaohan——

The police watched from the side, the original smile on his face was distorted, his eyes widened and he looked at Qi Xiaohan's writing.

Hiss, this word?

This word was written by a high-level student?

But just now, the kitten and the little lion showed their student ID. The card can be swiped, and the student ID number can also be found. What is displayed on the computer is the white kitten and the little lion.

This kitten is really confident in writing.

The police looked shocked.

Fortunately, when the little lion came to write for a while, the writing was still upright, and the font was pretty good, which corrected the police's impression of the UN University students.

After the kitten and the little lion signed, they opened their paws and prepared to run outside.

The police stopped them, "Wait, wait for the aunt who just came over, I can't watch the signing by myself."

The recorder is still on. Their rules are very strict, and there is discipline on them.

The kitten and the little lion stopped and sat down obediently.

After drinking tea, Chu Dongyang, who was waiting outside, took out his mobile phone and looked at it. Because the case was transferred yesterday, the bureau felt sorry for them and gave them a day off. There is no news today. The people on the team probably slept like dead pigs at home.

Tired for so many days, I finally got a chance to rest. Although everyone was not in a good mood yesterday, they could only accept it.

After dealing with a case for so long, I said it was given to other departments, and everyone was a little emotional. Chu Dongyang was not in a good mood yesterday, but when I went to Qi Ning’s house, I didn’t expect to see someone who could talk. Little Lion, in shock, he forgot about these things.

Thinking about it now, the above arrangement makes sense. These unnatural events cannot be dealt with by ordinary humans and they can only be transferred to other departments. It's just that they didn't know there was such a department at that time, and it was inevitable that they had some emotions.

Chu Dongyang clicked on the phone and flipped through WeChat to see if Qi Ning was up at this time. At this moment, when he heard a sound of footsteps, Chu Dongyang looked up, and then he saw Captain Pan who asked him to hand over the job yesterday.

Captain Pan was walking in a certain direction, but he didn't expect to see Chu Dongyang here. He stopped and looked at him in surprise.

"Team Chu, why are you here today? Any instructions?" Team Pan joked.

Chu Dongyang stood up and said, "Today, come with my cat to do some private affairs. By the way, my cat is going to take me for an amnestic." Chu Dongyang was also a little helpless when he said that, he couldn't help but smile, and imagined the cat being quilt. Does the owner bring the vaccine to him, is it just like how he feels now? It's a bit subtle.

Team Pan said in surprise: "Take you to erase the memory? Hahahaha What is the big deal for me? We will still deal with in the future, and it can be considered as a cooperative unit. If you erase any memory, just come and sign an agreement."

Chu Dongyang didn't expect this to happen again, he was a little relieved for a while, and looked at Team Pan sincerely: "Trouble."

Team Pan: "It's all right, it's a brother unit."

Team Pan calmly narrowed the relationship with the human unit, and said with a smile.

Human units and non-human units have cooperated a lot over the years. In summary, the reason is that the composition of the two units is different, and the work structure is different. Although these non-human units have done much like human units over the years, whether it's the way of doing things or the unit's house, their essence remains the same.

To put it simply, the entire set of public security systems of the human police station locks down almost every corner. This system does not have full access to them, and an application is required every time it is used. Of course, they generally don't use this method to search. They have their own methods, but I have to say that this scientific method is less labor-saving.

So over the years, non-human universities have begun to attach importance to students’ cultural classes and begin to cultivate students’ various skills. For example, his alma mater, Xunhai United University, as their sacred place of education, is leading by example. Every student must choose a minor major. If he fails to pass, he faces the risk of delaying graduation. These years have achieved remarkable results.

Pan Wu chose law back then. After graduation, he moved to work, and now he stays at the Metropolitan Supernatural Affairs Sub-bureau under the Supernatural Administration.

Chu Dongyang had an inexplicable illusion that he had walked through the back door, but the result was still good, and the smile on his face could not help being more real. Everyone smiled and looked happy.

Policewoman on the side: "..."

The policewoman couldn’t help reminding: “Captain, this is a human from your primary school girl’s home. The grandson Maomao, who just stayed with the students, sent me a message. He said that the girl who raised the kitten and Xunhai United University After signing a confidentiality agreement, this human being can make a supplementary agreement."

There is no need for you to go through the back door, this human being is also related.

Pan Wu patted his forehead, "Oh oh, you see, I have forgotten, the kitten family must have signed the agreement, isn't this easy to handle, wait for the kitten to come out and add an agreement."

The policewoman agreed and went to take the kitten and the little lion out. The kitten looked up at Chu Dongyang, raised his paw and patted his calf and said:

"Don't worry, I will sign with you with Ningning's agreement. From now on, you can see little monsters who can talk every day."

After obtaining the agreement signed by the Xunhai General Assembly, these allowed humans can see things they can't see in daily life, can see ghosts and demons, and understand some small animals' speech.

In general, it is a very convenient skill.

This is why, many people do not even have the qualifications to sign the agreement, and they can only be brought to erase their memories, because signing an agreement is a very troublesome thing, with many procedures and many benefits.

For example, the last time the little fox brought the girl Sui Sui to the enchantment area of ​​the school was the agreement signed by Qi Ning, which was regarded as compensation. After all, it was the students of Xunhai United University who cheated the girls.

The humans living on the edge of the Xunhai Union Great Enchantment also signed this part of the agreement. They need to see many things to live there.

As for the humans who accidentally broke into the Xunhai enchantment, as well as those who accidentally saw it like Chu Dongyang, there are more ways to deal with it. Agreements can be signed, which can eliminate memories. Some of the bad behaviors even require fines or detention.

Chu Dongyang came to the office, filled out a lot of forms, and added a copy of his ID. It was an hour after reading the various terms, and finally he signed the supplementary terms.

Chu Dongyang breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the kitten sitting aside already playing games, and patted her with his hand.

"Go, go back to eat."

The kitten meowed, "Wait, I'll finish this one!"

Just finished speaking, the kitten died.

The kitten immediately raised his head and looked at Chu Dongyang bitterly, "Meow--"

Chu Dongyang touched his nose, wanted to laugh a little, and held back, "I'm sorry."

Qi Xiaohan: "Humph."

Just throw away this human being, fill the pit, and give Ningning a new one.

The kitten thought fiercely, and followed the human footsteps.

The little lion also followed the kitten. After getting into the car, the little lion's cell phone suddenly rang a message alert.

The little lion raised his paw and pressed the phone to see who sent the message. The little lion's head suddenly tightened.

"Wow?"

The little lion raised his paw cautiously and clicked on his WeChat.

-Lang Chen: "Where?"

Looking at this short and murderous sentence, the little lion moved his paws and cautiously sent a positioning.

-Didi is super handsome: "Senior Brother, you still don't forget to care about our holiday situation during your busy schedule. Senior Brother has really worked hard. This piece is well-intentioned, and Junior Brother is really touched." Carefully slapped the flattery, and sent a middle-aged and old-aged emoticon that is grateful for you, feeling that the whole lion's fur is about to stand up.

Thinking with his paws, he can also guess that the tiger is bad. Dick now looks at the tiger's head and feels assaulting him across the screen.

Huh.

-Lang Chen: "Qi Xiaohan is by your side?"

-Didi is super handsome: "Yes..."

-Lang Chen: "Smile.jpg"

-Lang Chen: "[The tiger touches your dog's head.jpg]"

Dick looked at the emoji that the tiger pounced fiercely and raised his paws, feeling intimidated.

Why is it so fierce, he just ate hot pot.

I was so wronged, I wanted to cry out.

The little white cat was aside, listening to the little lion’s cell phone ringing continuously, meowing, and asked casually:

"Who, your family asked you to go home?"

Unexpectedly, after just asking, the little lion turned his head and glanced at her faintly, and suddenly pushed his mobile phone towards the kitten.

There are some things that Didi cannot be shouldered by a lion.