My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"Dude, what do you think of my silly rural boy's appearance?"

The guy who blocked the road suddenly asked Eric.

"what?"

Eric didn't know what he meant.

"So what?"

The guy blocking the road suddenly changed and turned into a guy Eric was familiar with.

Penguin!

Just now, he was a young idiot in the countryside, but now he has become a penguin man wearing a top hat, a tuxedo, a single gentleman's mirror in the 1980s, and an umbrella!

"Penguin" shouted at Eric in a sinister voice: "Batman, give up your **** principles, I know you want to do something to me, right here, come on!"

"What?"

Eric's mind was a little confused, "Wait... Are you a Penguin?"

"Penguin? Haha... so what?"

"Penguin" has transformed into the superman that Eric is familiar with.

"Batman, if you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. In the Justice League, I will be the one who always supports you!"

He said this in a superhuman voice.

"Enough! Clay figurines, stop making such silly jokes."

Green Arrow patted him on the shoulder from the side.

"and many more!"

Eric interrupted Arrow, "You mean he's a clay figurine? The clay figurine that can turn into anyone?"

Clay figurines in the DC world, with plastic-like bodies, mainly by changing their body shape to commit criminals and threaten Gotham City. He used to be an actor and liked to play someone else's identity, which led him to have a mysterious interest in becoming someone else and playing each other's lives.

Not only can he imitate the appearance of the target object, but he can completely become an imitator at the genetic and molecular level. But every time as he changes his body to imitate someone else, his true self within him gradually disappears, which means that one day, he will truly become someone else, but at the same time be nothing.

"Yeah, the new Batman, that's me...you can call me a clay figurine, or a clay face, I always have all kinds of characters in my head, I can play them, etc... ....I thought of a new character, do you want to see it?"

Before Eric and his party could speak, he spun again at a high speed, and all the mud on his body was thrown out.

Eric and Raven, Green Arrow covered his face with his hands to block the thrown mud.

"Enough! Clay figurines, don't change anymore!"

Green Arrow looked at the mud thrown at him in disgust and yelled at him.

However, the clay figurine turned a blind eye to Green Arrow's words, and he turned into a clown again.

Scarlet lips, green hair, and a terrifying smile, "Bat, have you ever danced with the devil in the moonlight? Haha, I did!"

"Maybe we should go!"

Seeing that the clay figurine's habit of playing other people's pranks could not be stopped, Eric suggested that it would be better for everyone to go first.

"I think it's a good idea." Green Arrow first agreed.

"I don't think it's a good idea!"

The clown was aroused by the clay figurine who was pretending to be himself and pretending to be crazy.

"Clay figurine, if you pretend to be me again, I will treat you like a dead kitten, break your arm, and stuff it into your ass, making you howl miserably!"

The clown yelled at the clay figurine.

It was obvious that he was really angry.

"I'm the real Joker! Gotham's... evil criminal! As for you, Jack-o-lantern, why--serious!"

The mud man walked over with an enchanting posture. Not only did he become a clown, but his tone became exactly the same as that of the clown.

"You're not a clown! I'm a clown! You're just an impostor!"

The Joker felt offended, and he spat fiercely, but it spit on the lampshade, which made him even more upset.

All kinds of thoughts flashed through his mind, and all kinds of hallucinations appeared.

He saw the clown dressed as a clay figurine fight with Batman, and he was left alone in an unattended corner of the warehouse.

Batman: Let's go, you're not the clown anymore, this guy in front of you is the real clown!

Clay figurine: Hahaha, you lost completely, I am the real Joker, Batman's old enemy, you should retire, no one likes you, no one cares about you.

Raven: I think the clown is more interesting, after all, the other party will become other villains, which is more interesting.

Green Arrow: You can't do anything, let alone Robin, you're not even a common criminal, hurry up and do your duty as a light!

Everyone around Batman came to laugh at him, and everyone didn't care about him!

In the past, they would be shaken by the clown's whole body, and then come to beat him, slap him hard...

But now they are standing beside the clown who turned into a clay figurine, blowing happy trumpets, throwing flowers for him, cheering and crowding him away, leaving the clown alone hanging on a tree by the roadside, alone and without anyone to accompany him ......

The illusion was so real that it made the muscles in the Joker's face twitch.

Batman must be his, and only he can play with Batman!

So now he wants to kill the clay figurine.

But unfortunately, he can't do anything now, he can only attack the clay figurine with his mouth cannon.

The two quickly clashed with each other.

In order not to be affected, Eric and his party had to stay away from them.

Even from a distance of tens of meters, Eric could hear the two clowns attacking each other.

Two clowns got into a fight, which was the most terrifying thing in the world.

The unbearable swear words and slang words kept spewing out of the two people's mouths, like black sludge, sputtering out continuously.

After waiting for an hour, the two continued to quarrel.

It seems that if they don't continue to block, they will fight until the next day.

In order to travel in time, Eric had to force the clown and lantern to leave here.

But it also annoyed the clown.

"Hey bat, if it wasn't for you, I'd smash that guy to pieces!"

"As you are now, save yourself."

Eric ignored Joker's indignation ~www.readwn.com~, hung him on the horse's saddlebag, and continued on.

......

After a two-day trek, the group soon came to Nevada.

Still a desolate plain.

Not a little bit crowded.

After the green arrow led the way, everyone found a bar.

It's amazing enough to find a bar in the end times.

"I have agreed with the person in charge of the shelter here to meet here."

Green Arrow first pushed open the wooden door and walked in.

"Humans love a drink no matter where you are, and I like the atmosphere here. Bat, why don't we have a drink. What do you like? Margaux wine or white wine?"

The clown was hung by Eric on his waist, and followed him to this somewhat miserable bar that was devastated by the wind and sand.