My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

On the desolate plain filled with death, Eric led the horse and walked towards the burning plain.

He needs to go there and investigate the news about Superman.

The raven was on horseback, wearing a hood to shield the dust from the sky.

The world has been completely polluted, and the highly toxic dust containing nuclear radiation and chemicals is constantly blowing in.

The clown's lantern hangs on the saddle bag, swaying gently as the horse walks.

"Hey Bat, can I ask you a question?"

The clown's mouth opened again.

"what?"

"Actually, I want to ask you a very important question, probably of the most important kind."

The clown's eyes twitched.

"Listen carefully, we have been out for a few days, as a friend, as a partner, can I be..."

Before the clown's words were finished, Eric noticed something strange.

There's a gust of wind blowing!

First the gust of wind, then the lightning strikes here on the plains.

Eric spotted a red cloud storm approaching.

Covering the sky, it made a heart-pounding roar, like a thunderstorm from God's destruction of the world.

It was a tornado surrounded by lightning!

The tornado appeared red in color, and silver lightning continued to come out from the inside.

The rumble of lightning and the roar of the storm gave people a sense of devastation and depression over the city.

The lightning tornado moved very fast, and it moved hundreds of meters in front of Eric and the others in an instant.

"Stop that mouth, we have to go! Hurry up!"

Eric jumped on the horse's back, put his arms around the raven, took the reins, and urged the horse to run forward quickly.

"drive!"

The dust flew up, and the foal ran out with the two of them like smoke.

Boom!

The lightning speed was so fast that it quickly caught up behind the two of them.

Eric could even hear the roar of lightning that could tear everything apart.

"That's right!"

The Joker's head was swayed by the galloping horse, "We have to go. Evolution, what I meant to say was evolution. So what I want to ask is... can I be your Robin. ? Please!"

The Joker suddenly said something completely jaw-dropping, he wanted to be Eric's Robin.

But Eric didn't dare to agree. He already had the third Robin on Earth, and he didn't want more Robins for the time being.

Even if Robin is recruited, the Joker is the lowest one in his recruitment sequence.

The Joker continued to plead with Eric, "This is all I really want to do, so can I be your Robin?"

Eric hugged the raven, controlled the horse, and ran wildly forward.

"This horse is higher than you in the race, shut up now! Joker!"

Eric said to the clown while steering the horse forward to jump over a mound.

The lightning tornado behind it is getting faster and faster, and it is about to be chased!

The black colt also seemed to have a foreboding of the approaching death, and ran forward with its head held high.

The stone pillar inserted by the road, Eric just ran over with his horse, when he was struck by lightning.

Click!

The stone pillar that was first hit by the lightning was broken into several sections and smashed forward.

Eric quickly controlled the pony to run wildly in the left direction, and swooped past.

The stone pillars involved in the red lightning cloud were completely turned into powder, turned into raindrops, and fell from the sky one after another.

The clown lantern smashed by the gravel foam jingled.

"It's a Speed ​​Force storm! It can make you old to dust, or turn you back into new cells. If we touch it, it's bad, bat, take your pony Run! I don't want your pony to die in honor, we'll have to make a memorial to it afterwards. I'll have to worry about what kind of memorial I should make. Floating pony boots, or a pair of elf boots? "

Even though his life was hanging by a thread, the clown continued to chatter, "But I thought of a better idea, get a pair of shorts, and put it in the back..."

Before the clown's words were finished, the raven suddenly pointed to a rocky mountain ahead, "Sir, there is a gap there, we can hide there temporarily!"

Eric looked up and saw that there was a bluestone mountain not far in front of him, the rocks were rugged, and there was a small cave dug on it, just enough to enter to avoid the speed force storm.

"Chirp!"

The horse roared and ran quickly towards the mountains.

Eric dismounted, dragged it behind him, helped it, and pushed it up the steep stone wall.

As soon as the two of them hid in the cave, the speed force storm hit.

The red cloud of thunderclouds gathered outside the cave, making a frightening sound.

Eric even heard human voices in it.

"Batman...man...man!!"

"...help me...us!"

It seemed to be a cry for help from the Speed ​​Force storm.

Eric stuck out his head suspiciously, and even saw a distorted face in the storm.

With a distorted face wearing a red hood, that seems to be the Flash Barry Allen?

Not only him, but more twisted faces emerged in the storm.

"Batman, for the love of the gods, save...save...save us!"

Not only him, but the raven and the clown also heard the cry for help.

Just as Eric was about to prepare for action, he was stopped by the clown, "Hey, man, you can't save anyone, whether it's Barry Allen, Bart, or Jay Garrick, you can't save any of them. Can't be saved. Unless you can withstand the storm of time, you're going to die!"

Before the clown's words were finished, the speed force storm outside moved away.

In an instant, it disappeared into the wilderness, as if it had never existed.

Eric sighed, stared at the still red sky, and asked the clown: "What happened, why did the people of the Lightning family turn into the speed force storm?"

"Who knows, I can't remember those things about Chen sesame and rotten millet, maybe you should ask them in person next time~www.readwn.com~ provided they are not crazy like they are now."

The corner of the clown's mouth pulled out a big smile, "Bat, we can't do anything about this kind of thing, let's go, I'm afraid that if you delay again, we will miss more beautiful scenery!"

Helpless, Eric had to lead the horse out of the cave and continue to move forward.

With a clown as a guide, several people quickly crossed the plain.

Continuing south, Eric and his party saw the ocean.

But the once vibrant ocean has completely turned into a pool of stagnant water.

The high temperature of 67 degrees is completely unsuitable for any creature to survive!

The calcified beach made a sizzling sound, melting bones like coral.

"After the Atlantis incident, the sea was scalding hot. I have to say, the environment is much better now. Maybe it won't take a few years for the ocean to come alive!"

It's rare for the clown to say something positive.