My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"clown?!"

Eric looked at the head in the lantern and shouted in surprise.

That's right, the green wet hair that looks like moss that has rotted for hundreds of years, the round green eyes that are weird and oozing with wicked eyes, and the blood-red corners of the mouth that are pulled to the ears, all indicate that the person in front of him is clown!

Suddenly, the clown's eyes rolled and he grinned, "You should knock on the door first, don't you understand... Damn!"

Eric looked at the clown in the lantern and fell into great shock.

"How could you...?"

"Alive? I don't know either! Hahaha, why are you still alive? I don't care, because you're here! You've come back to find me! Across most of the world, you finally found me!"

The clown head in the lantern burst out laughing.

"but......"

Then he stopped laughing and blinked. "Why did you get bigger and bigger, or did you have some kind of weird plastic surgery?"

The Joker immediately noticed that this Batman didn't seem quite like Gotham's Bat.

But he nervously said in a more cheerful tone: "Oh! Forget it, it doesn't matter, I found my bat! I am so happy that I almost want to sing a song, you must listen, I The lyrics are very humorous and will definitely make you laugh!"

Maybe it's been a long time since I haven't communicated with people, and the clown can't stop talking when he talks.

The raven on Eric's back showed his head from the cloak and looked curiously at the head in the lantern.

"Hey, there's another **** your back, a girl I envy. Bat, I really want to be like her now, leaning on your back, or giving you a big hug, I mean.... ..if I had a body...you know."

"Joker, where's your body?"

Eric asked the question he wanted to ask the most at this time.

"What? Wouldn't that be nice, I feel like I'm more manly. Haha, that feels really good, man, I haven't talked to anyone in 10 years, you don't know how much... ."

"Who did this to you?"

Eric didn't let the clown chatter, and asked directly.

The clown rolled his eyes and said, "The problem is, I don't remember very well... It feels like sand has entered the oxygen tube, and bird droppings have entered the brain blood vessels. Who knows?"

"But I know I remember something, man, make sure to bring me, and I'll tell you all about it!"

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The clown was afraid that Eric would leave him, and asked Eric in a pleasing tone.

Eric shook his head and hung the lantern on the iron hook, "Someone needs you more than me."

Said and took a step to get out of here.

"Hey! Hey! Bat, I can help you understand what's going on in this world, if you put me here, maybe tomorrow will be eaten by passing monsters. God knows what will happen tomorrow in this crazy world!"

The Joker yelled at Eric.

"Maybe we should help him, Mr. Batman."

The raven on his back looked at the head in the lantern and felt that he was a little pitiful, so he pleaded with Eric.

"That's it," the Joker agreed with Raven. "Do you know the colt pulling the carriage? Bat, I'm the colt, and without me, your car will roll over! A broken car!"

"Boom!"

Before the clown's words were finished, a thunderbolt shot down.

Lightning descended from the sky carrying the breath of destruction.

As if to split the entire sky, making a deafening sound.

Looking in the direction from which the lightning came, I found that the sky in the distance, the distance that could not be seen in the desert, was filled with a light yellow lightning storm entrenched there.

With the stirring of the wind and sand, it kept moving.

It seemed like a storm cloud that could destroy everything.

Just looking at the past can make people feel palpitating fear.

"That's Speed ​​Force Storm! Nightmare around here, you'll have to find cover, but please, bat! Take me with you..."

The Joker looked at the speed force storm clouds in the distance and asked Eric again.

"Shut up!"

Eric took the lantern off the top with one hand and handed it to the raven for her to carry.

Because I have to carry the raven on my back, I can't spare my hands.

"Ha ha!"

The Joker gave a sharp grin, "Look at us, like the old ones, Batman and Little Head! That's right, Bat?"

Being carried by the raven, in the lantern that swayed as Eric walked, the head of the clown chattered again and again.

"I suddenly remembered, bat! I'm not a pony pulling a carriage, I'm a dog chasing a carriage, and I don't know what I'm going to do, but once I catch up...it's something Done! Haha, now that I've caught up, the two of us will have something to do!"

The clown was chattering like a chatterbox in the lantern.

He was like a parrot that was locked in a cage for a hundred years. When he was released, he wished he could tell all the words he had hidden for a hundred years.

"Bat, are you a dummy? Why don't you speak?"

The clown looked at Eric and ignored him. UU reading www.uukanshu.com felt a little boring, so he continued to tease him.

"Shut up! Or I'll throw you into the Speed ​​Storm!"

"Okay, bat, you always have a way, I admit you can be bad sometimes, but I like you—this kind of mean and not completely bad."

Eric walked in the opposite direction of Speed ​​Force Storm, and he asked the Joker, "What happened to this world? Why does it look like an apocalypse?"

"Apocalypse? Bah, Bah, Bah!"

The clown spit and tried to blow the dust off the lampshade, "Bat, I don't remember that much, but some things can still be remembered in half, like who destroyed the world? Haha, this is not good. memory."

"So what happened?"

"You're in a hurry, bat. Well, let me tell you a little bit from my memory, but I can't be sure of the authenticity. After all, I've been a little blocked in my brain lately, getting angry and having a bad memory. I just remember Someone gave our citizens extraordinary powers, drugs? Compounds? Or something else, I forgot all about..."

"But you know, what are the people? They are an endless pile of troubles, their morals, their norms are a joke, and when they get in trouble, they are thrown away, and their advantages are limited. It is their power, and they will begin to go down the road of destruction."

The clown's voice became excited, "Look, at this juncture, they all devour themselves. So, I'm not a monster, I'm just a visionary. Humans are monsters!"

Hearing the Joker's story, Eric suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart - he remembered the bottle of Compound No. 5 that he had given to Diana when they parted.

Could the destruction of this world have something to do with that bottle of Compound 5?