My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"Mr. Eric, I now declare that you have become our hostage."

Harley Harley dragged Eric directly to her.

"Oh! By the way, you look... just like the kind of rich man with expensive suits and leather shoes, with a straight and upright figure, perfect to seduce many ignorant girls, so I can't help but feel I want to be captured by you."

Harry put his hand on Eric's shoulder gently, "So...will you be our hostage?"

Eric spread his hands, "Do I have any other options?"

Harry laughed. "You didn't, but you were lucky enough to be our hostage. Come with me, dude."

Harry was about to retreat with Eric.

Because Poison Ivy was wearing a baseball cap, covering half of her face, Harry didn't recognize her.

Walking to the door, Harry suddenly snatched the shotgun from his subordinates and faced the audience in the bar.

"As the audience, shouldn't you applaud at the end of the show?"

Harry asked the bar crowd.

Due to Harley's arrogance, everyone had to applaud.

Pieces of applause sounded, as if to send the robbers away.

Deep Sea was forced to leave with these people.

Leaving behind the thoughtful poison ivy girl and the anxious phantom cat.

"No, I have to tell the queen!"

As soon as the robbers and his party left the bar, the phantom cat immediately jumped up and ran outside.

Since she has the ability to penetrate the wall, she easily passed through the wall of the bar and ran to the street outside.

To outsiders, she looks like Sam in "The Ghost Story", flickering past the window wall.

The whole situation was extremely creepy.

"Aah! Ghost!"

The people who were originally emotionally unstable suddenly burst into a commotion, and the people who witnessed the phantom cat passing through the wall let out a scream, and fled to the bar in a panic.

......

"Hey! Heroic dude, how do you think those cops will come after us?"

Harley Quinn, who was sitting in the front row of the car, was turning a small pistol in his hand, and his eyes were gurgling.

After turning around for a while, he pointed the pistol at Eric, who had a calm face, and asked with a smile.

"Actually, I don't know much about the behavior of the local police in New York, because I have less time to deal with them on weekdays."

"whee......"

Harry stared at Eric's profile for a while, then suddenly laughed, "You have a lot of time dealing with the police, didn't you build an Arkham Asylum? The New York police have a great partnership. But there's one thing I'm curious about..."

Harry tilted his head and thought for a while, "Why is it called Arkham Asylum?"

She stared at Eric closely, as if trying to analyze some information from his expression.

Although Halle is often crazy now, she has always been a top psychologist, and she can analyze people's behavioral characteristics and thoughts from some small movements.

If the other party is identified as a neurotic patient with no scheming, it is very likely that there will be no residue left by her.

Eric once roamed the gray fringes of the underground for a while, and camouflage was a must-have skill for him. So his expression management won't allow Harley to analyze any useful information.

"Sounds good, doesn't it?!"

Eric smiled, "Is this name that I thought of by accident, is Miss Halle interested in it?"

"Interested? Of course not, actually, I'm full of disgust at a place with that name, like seeing a vomit-filled dump."

Harry said angrily.

Eric tidied up his clothes and replied, "Actually, I still have the idea of ​​creating an orphanage."

Eric faced Harley Quinn and said a thoughtless sentence.

This is not his whim, or some kind of mental stimulation, but Eric wants to use this sentence to test Harley Quinn's attitude.

Based on what he knew about Harley Quinn in his previous life, despite being a lunatic, Harley Quinn is in some ways way above his evil lover's bottom line.

Although it is also evil, Harley Quinn has certain principles, such as not hurting little girls and pregnant women, and not abusing small animals.

This is probably because on a certain world line, Harley and the clown gave birth to a daughter, which caused her to have some kind of guilt for the little girl, so she had some kindness.

Of course for the Joker, he has no bottom line. In order to achieve his goals, he does not hesitate to use any means, and children and even the families of superheroes can become his targets.

The Joker even destroys Metropolis, Lois Reiner (Superman's girlfriend) and the child in her womb, being confronted by an angry Batman: "Why! This is a game between you and me, why is it involved? Superman and those innocent people?!" The Joker replied, "The reason? Like I killed a puppy with a kitten this morning, just because I like it!"

When Eric brought up the topic of the orphanage, he wanted to test whether Harley Quinn had such a weakness.

Sure enough, when Eric said the word "orphanage", her expression changed slightly.

"Orphanage?"

She blinked, wondering why Eric brought this up.

Eric tidied up the pressed clothes, ignoring the gun pointed at his back, and said in a serious tone: "Ms. Harley Quinn, I am an entrepreneur, and I own dozens of charitable foundations under my name. Very interested in you and would like to hire you as head of the Children's Charity Foundation."

"Hey?"

Harry was stunned, touched her forehead, and then touched Eric's forehead, "It seems that neither of us have a fever, why would you hire a kidnapper to be the head of your foundation? Or, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Is it April Fool's Day today? You planned a very fun tricky joke?"

"Ms Quinn, I'm not kidding."

Eric turned on his poker face and said in a deep voice.

"Also, you think you kidnapped me, but I don't think so."

"Hey?!"

This is Harley Quinn's second exclamation.

She twisted the body on Eric's left side and asked curiously, "I don't quite understand. The current situation is that you have been kidnapped by us, why don't you admit it?"

Several people were in a multi-seat commercial vehicle. A robber in the front row acted as the driver, and a robber in the co-pilot held a gun in his hand and aimed at Eric in a backward direction.

The other two robbers sat in the second row of the carriage.

Eric is sitting in the middle of the first row, with Harley Quinn on the left and the deep sea that has been moving restlessly on the right.