My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"deep sea?"

Eric saw the deep sea collapsed on the bar counter at a glance.

Moving his gaze to the left, he saw something that surprised him even more.

Harley Quinn sat beside the deep sea and seemed to be chattering about something.

Eric was a little surprised. He didn't expect the two of them to get together. This is two people who can't fight!

He was an ordinary New Yorker now, so he just stared at the two of them for a moment, then walked in the opposite direction from where Harley was in the bar, as if nothing had happened.

Poison Ivy saw Harry, but just shrugged and followed Eric's footsteps.

"You seem... nervous after seeing that woman?!"

After the three sat down together, the poison ivy girl looked at the surrounding environment and asked Eric.

"Nervous? Why use the word nervous?"

Eric greeted the waiter and asked.

"Because your expression is a bit strange after seeing the woman. Maybe the word strange can't describe it, maybe it's ... surprise, headache, and other words to describe it more accurately."

Poison Ivy said as she turned her eyes to Harley Quinn.

"Although I don't know what connection you two have, that woman was tricked by me once."

The poison ivy girl showed a sly smile and said to Eric: "When she was robbing a bank, I was a goat once. The 10,000-dollar windfall made people a good impression of her."

Does Harley Quinn get taken advantage of?

Eric was lost in thought.

"Okay, that's the only interaction I have with this strange-looking woman, so...you haven't told me how you met her!"

The Poison Ivy saw that Eric had been quietly listening to her words, and asked her in dissatisfaction.

Eric ordered a glass of whiskey for himself, and at the same time ordered a glass of soda to the phantom cat who had been looking around curiously.

"If there is only one person in the world who knows her life, then that person can only be me."

Eric said mysteriously like a magic stick.

"Hmm, you always look like you know everything. Very well, I was strongly intrigued by you, so let's start your storytelling career!"

Poison Ivy wore a **** bohemian dress with her legs together and shifted her position closer to Eric.

Seems to be really interested in the story Eric is going to tell.

"There is a strong woman who is also an excellent criminal psychologist, who was specially hired by a madhouse as a psychological counselor for the inmates."

"and many more!"

The poison ivy girl suddenly interrupted Eric, "The lunatic asylum? What is the connection with the lunatic asylum you are building now?"

"Contact? At present, there is no one. It is best not to interrupt me at the beginning, it will make me very uncomfortable."

Eric solemnly advises Poison Ivy.

"Ok!"

The Poison Ivy shrugged in disapproval.

"This psychologist has spent a lot of time studying a legendary criminal in the city - the clown! She has developed a strong interest and desire to conquer clowns, and she has spent a lot of time on it, but she has been exhausted and has no results. "

"Wait a moment!"

Poison Ivy raised her hand again, "I didn't mean to interrupt you, but...who is the clown?"

"Ok."

Eric sighed and felt that the curious baby's desire to find out the root was stronger than anyone else.

"The Joker is a lunatic, but he's also the coolest lunatic. He's got crazy **** violent acts of whimsy... In short, he's a calm lunatic. To explore his irrational The core of extremely crazy thinking logic, this female psychologist, without the permission of the relevant unit, illegally studied clowns."

"This is so bad!"

The Poison Ivy sighed, "When you stare at the abyss, the abyss is staring at you."

Eric nodded and said to the poison ivy girl: "I find that you can always say the key points just right at some point."

"The result is very similar to what you said, getting along with the clown and studying day and night, she fell in love with the clown unknowingly. Later, she helped the clown escape from prison... The consequence is that she was dismissed as a doctor license, and was put in jail because she was identified as a psychopath, a psychopath similar to the Joker..."

"Ah oh!"

The poison ivy girl put down her glass. "This is really a sad story. The heroine of your story is the woman sitting at the bar?"

"Yes, Harley Quinn, that's her name."

Eric put down the glass and looked at Harry who was talking to Deep Sea.

"Maybe she should go to the lunatic asylum to calm down. After all, she is a woman who wants to make a big news all the time, and she is an extremely dangerous existence." Eric said while rubbing his chin.

The poison ivy girl who was interested in Harley Quinn felt that Eric was too impersonal.

"Hey, do you really consider yourself a vigilante in the city?"

The poison ivy girl asked angrily.

Bang!

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the bar was pushed open with a bang.

"Ladies and gentlemen! The bar's special is on - a new show is about to begin!"

It was followed by a loud gunshot, and the Remington shotgun, which is often seen in movies, made a huge roar.

There was a sudden silence in the originally lively bar, and everyone lost their voices, as if they had been strangled by the neck.

The lively joyous atmosphere at the beginning was transformed into a suffocating silence.

Four gangsters in red hoods broke into the bar, swaggeringly showing their ferocity to those around~www.readwn.com~Rich New Yorkers, we are the city's rookies in crime, for you It may be unfamiliar... but from today onwards, you will remember our Harley Quinn gang! Tonight, on this stage, we have a great opening show! "

A red hood headed, picked up the shotgun in his hand, and put an empty gun in the air.

"Qing, don't try to resist and call the police. Even if someone calls the police, it will take at least twenty-five minutes from the NYPD to get here, and then surround us. This is the most neglected Brooklyn area, those lazy And clumsy patrolmen, to get here, at least have to go through Sunset Park, about ten minutes, given the recent construction there."

It seems that the robbers did not come in a hurry. They calculated the time of the NYPD's dispatch of police in advance.

Looking at the sudden robbers, Eric and Poison Ivy fell into silence.

"The Harley Quinn Gang?"

Eric looked at Harley Quinn, who was elated near the bar, and gently put down the glass, feeling that things were getting more and more interesting.