My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

So Eric obtained the artifact - a box containing the power of thunder.

Although it can only be opened three times a day, it can always play an unexpected effect at a critical time.

Just imagine, when surrounded by enemies, shouting "Shazam", a thunderbolt descends, and the surrounding enemies are instantly blown away by the thunderbolt.

Wait...how is this picture familiar?

Isn't this Shazam?

His superhero image is a bit coincident with Shazam!

No... It's a little bit different to say that Shazam is a bit different, after all, he doesn't have the ability that he has been given by the gods.

It should be called "Thunder Batman". Using the Thunder Box, summon the power of Thunder, and all the enemies will be instantly smashed into ash!

However, because of the negative BUFF of the number of times, it cannot be used as a conventional weapon, but only as a secret weapon. This has to be said to be a small regret.

Eric is going to find a place to test the power of thunder.

Walking into the depths of a forest, seeing that no one was around, opening the box, the second one shouted, "Shazam!"

boom!

A beam of thunder with strong light and great power flashed in mid-air and slashed straight towards Eric.

The towering ancient tree was swept away in an instant, as if it had been hit by a bomb.

Click!

The trunks of countless trees were broken from the middle, and the sturdy branches were broken in an instant.

It crashed down.

The flames were burning from the grey branches!

The sand and dust were splashed into the sky and fell in a rush.

Eric felt his ears buzzing.

The power of thunder that fell from the sky seemed to avoid Eric intentionally or unintentionally, and did not affect him.

To be honest, Eric felt a little disappointed with the power of Thunder, and it was not as good as a C4 bomb with a relatively large equivalent.

Although the power is not as powerful as missiles and other modern weapons, the magic power of Thunderbolt is very effective for those superhumans with super strong physical defense but weaker magic defense, such as Superman!

After testing, Eric also found that compared to the destructive power of the Thunder, its accompanying "curse removal" feature was more practical.

I just don't know if the so-called "curse" is about magic, or is it all negative mental states such as "poisoning", "mind control", "hallucination" and so on.

Just as he was considering the characteristics of Thunder Power and whether he should change his name to "Thunder Batman", he suddenly heard footsteps coming from behind.

The leaves were tossed, and the wind was blowing from above.

Eric turned his head and saw a scene that stunned him.

A giant is walking towards him!

It should be said that a huge woman with a height of tens of meters walked towards him.

Her complexion glowed with a dazzling light blue, and she was wearing only black bandages all over her body, covering key parts, revealing her perfect and **** figure.

Short black hair, naked feet, purple lips, and a smoky look add a bit of glamour.

Eric instantly recognized the identity of the other party - Eris, the goddess of strife.

Eris, the goddess of discord in Greek mythology, once used the golden apple to cause the Trojan War.

In order to avenge Zeus and Hera's banquet for not inviting her, the dispute quietly threw a golden apple in front of Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, and threatened: only the most beautiful people can get this golden apple .

So the three goddesses asked Paris, the Trojan prince in shepherds' garb, to rule...

Paris resolutely chose Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty, based on the commonality of men, which attracted the dissatisfaction of the other two goddesses. So under the pressure of Hera and Athena, the famous Trojan War kicked off.

Eric saw the dispute coming towards him, and his little heart thumped.

Wherever this woman appeared, disputes and misfortune occurred. She came to her, which meant she was going to be unlucky next.

When he was considering whether to slip away first, Dispute lowered his head and looked at Eric under his feet, with a strange smile on the corner of his mouth, "Are you a man from Amazon?"

"No, ready to say, I'm Diana's friend."

Facing the goddess, Eric made a neither humble nor arrogant expression.

At the same time, I started to think: If the other party throws me a golden apple, what am I picking up? Or not pick it up?

The fact is that in the face of Eric, a mortal, the dispute did not have the slightest idea of ​​​​wanting the golden apple, and he did not even throw the copper apple.

Her voice was full of charm, "You are both the man from Amazon and the man who sealed the shadow knight, which shows that both ambition and strength are not weak. I like those mortals who have desires, why don't we make a deal?"

"Ha ha......"

Eric gave an awkward but polite smile.

Just as he was about to refuse, a voice came from behind.

"Dispute, you broke into Paradise Island without authorization, who ordered you to come, is it your brother?"

Diana came from behind Eric fully armed.

The classic red and gold armor covered her body.

This is her latest battle armor design, based on the uniform pattern of the pilot Steve who fell on Paradise Island.

Originally, the armor was designed when she left Paradise Island, and she never carried it with her. When she returned home this time, she took the opportunity to wear this beautiful and domineering uniform.

There is also the thought of surprising Eric.

Diana couldn't help showing a smug expression when she saw Eric staring at her with straight eyes.

This time the hard work paid off.

The voice of the dispute made Diana pull her thoughts back to reality, "My brother? You mean Ares? No, the poor God of War is lost in the predicament of his own making, but this time... I It's for peace."

Diana did not have the slightest affection for these nominal gods.

Throughout Diana's superhero history, she has two biggest opponents, one is Barbara Minerva, the panther woman, and the other is Ares, the **** of war.

The Leopard Girl is the type of confrontation and real guns, while Ares is the kind of person who quietly hides and stabs in the back. Comparing the two, she is still more able to accept the wicked confrontation of the Leopard Girl.

So ~www.readwn.com~, she also doesn't have a good impression of Ares' siblings.

Diana took out the golden lasso of mantra from her waist, and shouted at the dissension that turned into a giant: "Peace? A word spit out from your lips... your tongue has never tasted!"

Whoosh!

The mantra lasso turned into lightning and wrapped around the neck of the dispute.

The dispute was controlled by the mantra lasso, and did not show any panic expression.

She lowered her head slightly and said to Diana, "Don't look at me so hateful, I'm just my little sister who came to hug me!"

"There's no such thing as your sister here!"

Before Diana could finish speaking, she was pulled into the air by the lasso of truth.

She hung Diana in the air like a villain hanging on a silk thread.

"The little sister I'm talking about is you, Diana!"