My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"Batman" was injured by Captain Boomerang's bouncy boomerang and fell to the ground.

"He" struggled to support his hands, gasping for breath.

"This looks amazing! It's like you order a cheese cheese and the delivery guy gives you a Mexican buttermilk with sour cream! It's not the same taste at all!"

Captain Boomerang looked at "Batman" lying on the ground and shrugged.

At a glance, this is not Batman!

Because Batman's **** won't be so full.

This is a female Batman!

"Ahaha! Are you Batgirl? The Batgirl whom Mr. J forced to date?"

Harley leaned over to the fallen female Batman and asked excitedly.

The girl dressed as Batman should be an underage girl, at least under the age of eighteen, based on her figure and level of development.

Because the other party's chest is developing very fast, but his stature is seriously mismatched.

And other parts of the body are poorly developed, as if all the nutrients are concentrated in certain parts of the upper body.

She had no idea what "Mr. J" Harry was talking about.

"Hey, what do you think we're going to do with this bat impersonator, a female Batman?"

Captain Boomerang feels that he has defeated the opponent and should have the right to deal with the fruits of victory.

But he still pretended to be generous and asked other people's opinions.

"Damn it! This thing has a temporary anesthetic effect, and my head is still groggy!"

While rubbing its head, the black spider emerged from the grass.

He was hit by the hook gun just now and pulled into the dark.

Because a large dose of anesthetic was applied to the tip of the gun, he fainted in an instant.

"Black spider, you looked very embarrassed just now, are you really okay?"

Captain Boomerang asked with seeming concern.

Black Spider looked at Captain Boomerang's malicious smile and said angrily, "Shut your mouth! Otherwise I'll rip your tongue out!"

Click!

The sniper rifle in the dead shooter's hand was replaced with a magazine, "Count me in!"

He was also displeased with the cynicism of Captain Boomerang just now.

Being run by two powerful bastards, Captain Boomerang's anger also came up, "Then try, do you think I'll be afraid of you two wastes?"

He took out his boomerang and aimed it at the two of them, as if he would do it if he didn't agree.

"Trash? The last time you were on a mission, the guard who let the wind pick up the walkie-talkie, that's the real trash!"

Although the death shooter doesn't talk much on weekdays, he places great importance on his military exploits and glory.

For a guy who has been wrong with himself and ridiculed his marksmanship many times, he really wants to shoot him down!

"Oh, yes? You're accusing me of not obeying your orders?"

Not to be outdone, the Boomerang captain replied, "Who do you think you are? You are just a lackey who obeys Amanda Waller completely!"

The death shooter's anger was instantly ignited, and he now decided to fight with this guy, "You scumbag! If I saw someone like you on the street in the past, I would shoot you without hesitation!"

The boomerang captain pointed the boomerang at the death shooter, "Then try it!"

"enough!"

Killer Frost stopped the two of them, "Have you been arguing all the time, have you forgotten our purpose? And now, there is a guy with unknown origin under your feet, so you can get rid of her and then have a fight. ?"

"Look, that's why I'm not going to form an army of bad guys with them."

Harry on the other side yawned boredly, "I'd rather go to Arkham than be teammates with this group of people."

After a reminder from Killer Frost, the two realized that there was another guy who tried to attack them but failed.

"So... who the **** are you? Why are you attacking us?"

Seeing that Captain Boomerang and Death Archer were no longer in action, Killer Frost grabbed Batgirl who was wearing a black bat suit with her chin bared.

"I am Batman!"

The girl deliberately pressed her throat and said this sentence.

"Stop your daydreaming!"

Miriam's mother yelled at her, "You're just a child forsaken by God, and God wouldn't allow a heretic like you to be born! And that Batman, all freaks!"

After being yelled at by her mother, Miriam showed a very frustrated expression.

Milian's father, secretly from her mother, accepted Vought's free injection of Compound 5 when she was born.

So Miriam became a superhuman.

A superhuman with short flight ability and quick reaction speed.

Milian's father died very early, so she has very little impression of him. Her father got bowel cancer. According to her understanding, it is the most painful type of cancer. Because the bowel is closely related to excretion, I am afraid that with bowel cancer, it will not be able to excrete properly.

How much joy in one's life is the time on the toilet!

With her father dead, Miriam can only follow her mother~www.readwn.com~Evelyn Black. She's religious and a Mennonite.

At home, her mother covered the sky and implemented a high-pressure policy.

And because Miriam showed her extraordinary superpowers since she was a child, it made her mother even more disgusted.

Her mother thought this mutant power was a blasphemy against God's creation of man!

So Miriam's life was not good.

As a child, her mother made her read the Bible every day and dressed her like a forty-something librarian. Seeing her mother always made her think of the smell of dusty carpets and old books.

Miriam was careful about what she said and did every day, and that was just what her mother thought she should be.

What the mother says is right and wrong, she must obey.

Pure, kind, dignified, upright, discreet in words, prudent in deeds, and guarded as jade, this is what a girl should look like.

Milian has a secret of her own, which may be nothing to others, but to her mother, it's a shameless apocalypse.

Milian loves to read comics and quietly stand in front of other kids listening to their rap and rock albums. At school, she secretly watched other children smoking.

When she got home, she couldn't watch TV because she didn't have one at home. All she can do is surreptitiously read her comic books, or listen to her mother talk about etiquette and morality night after night.

Sixteen-year-old Miriam passed day after day, year after year.

Instead of showing her distress in front of anyone, she went back to her room every night to cry secretly until she fell asleep.

Until one day, she saw Batman on TV.

The dark and deep, blended into the night, fearful and silent nightmare, that seems to be the portrayal of her life.