My Stand-in is Steve

“Then, let’s kill five times.”

 Very calmly, Fang Mo's devilish voice slowly sounded.

"…Why?"

The little girl here just breathed a sigh of relief, but the next second she raised her head again, her childish face full of shock and disbelief.

 But in the next second.

 Fang Mo's attack has arrived as expected.

He slapped the ground with one hand, and the ground suddenly trembled inexplicably.

 All the artillery fire stopped at the same time, the smoke and firelight dissipated, and Berserker fell into a large pit without a human shape. It was obvious that the saturation bombing just now was very effective, and another life was lost here.

 However, it has been said before.

The opponent has the skills of twelve trials, and it needs to be killed twelve times by different means to completely kill it.

At this moment, the bombing had just stopped, and Berserker immediately began to recover. All the injuries on his body disappeared at the same time. Rather than super-speed regeneration, it was more like turning back time. It only took a few seconds. When he arrived, the other party suddenly opened his eyes again.

 “Ouch!”

As soon as he was resurrected, Berserker roared and raised the ax and sword in his hand.

 But it was at this time.

 Fang Mo’s attack also arrived as expected.

Some building materials, such as red bricks, appeared out of thin air on the ground not far away. Then these building materials began to increase rapidly, and in the blink of an eye they turned into a cold and eerie building.

The outer layer of this building is made of red bricks, but the inner lining is a one-meter-square heavy metal block. Except for two lead-gray explosion-proof doors, there are only a few special glass panels left in the entire building. windows, and a few valve-like things.

 Through the glass window, you can vaguely see the burly figure of Berserker inside.

"…What is this?"

Saber looked at the strange building in front of her with a blank expression. As a medieval European, she had never seen such a strange building before, and she had no idea what it was used for.

"I am not sure as well."

 Emiya Shirou shook his head in confusion as well.

Let alone Saber, even a modern man like him can't understand the purpose of this thing. Could it be that this is a building specially used to imprison Berserker? Like a special prison or something like that?

"…Um?"

But Tohsaka Rin suddenly realized something and hurriedly turned to look at Fang Mo: "Wait! Could this be..."

 “Test you a little knowledge.”

However, Fang Mo ignored Tohsaka Rin and instead turned to look at the little girl here. Like a kind elder, he reached out and stroked the girl's head twice. His tone was gentle and calm: "Child, as a Germans, do you know why our German showers have at least eleven holes?"

"What?"

 The little girl here was obviously frightened and panicked: "I, I don't know, what on earth are you going to do to my Berserker?"

 “Because the Jews have only ten fingers.”

Fang Mo smiled and said the answer, then snapped his fingers.

Following his actions, a burst of puffing sound instantly came from the red brick building not far away, and then a large green thick fog quickly spread.

Berserker, who was inside the building, seemed to feel something. He swayed and spit out a mouthful of blood. However, instead of shrinking back in fear, he launched a counterattack in the next second. A roar sounded, and Berserker directly picked up the ax and sword in his hand. , and smashed hard against the surrounding walls.

There was a loud bang, and several people felt as if the ground was shaking violently. One can imagine how terrifying Berserker's power is.

 But something is a little bit incredible.

There was only a small scratch on the metal wall lining the building.

"How can this be?"

The little girl next to Fang Mo was also dumbfounded when she saw this. She knew only how outrageous Berserker's power was, and he was definitely the top among all the servants.

However, even such a terrifying power...can't even destroy the metal wall of the building?

“It is well known that our German goods are quite durable.”

At this moment, Fang Mo next to him also laughed confidently: "All civilian products are like this, let alone military-grade quality. Especially this bathroom, the lining is one meter thick with original vibrating material. Gold precision casting is guaranteed to be used until the Jews are annihilated. Even if a nuclear bomb explodes outside, we must ensure that the Jews are poisoned and not blown to death..."

 “Destroy...exterminate the clan?!”

　　Emiya Shirou was shocked when he heard this.

"Sure enough." Tohsaka Rin suddenly had a headache and covered his forehead: "I knew it would be like this..."

 “Ouch ah ah ah!!”

In just a few words, Hercules, who was locked in the bath (duqi) room, let out a painful roar.

Although according to Xingyue's settings, highly mysterious beings like heroic spirits can be immune to many conventional injuries, MC's essence level is quite high. Even if Berserker can be immune to poison gas, it is obviously not immune to traditional Chinese medicine from the MC world. Various negative effects of water.

So not long after, Berserker here swayed and fell down.

　　 Immediately after the twelve trials were launched, he stood up again soon, but unfortunately what awaited him was a new round of poisonous gas.

Although Berserker is indeed difficult to kill, to be honest, the determination mechanism of the Twelve Trials is far from exaggerated. For example, if you are poisoned to death, you will be immune to all toxins, if you are hacked to death, you will be immune to all physical damage, and if you are burned to death, you will be immune to all high temperatures. Yeah, if it's really that outrageous, the super guy next door will have to curse people when he comes... Is this a heroic spirit or a doomsday?

 In fact, the logic of the twelve trials is very subtle.

 Being poisoned by mustard gas, at most he can only be immune to mustard gas, a toxin.

With the combination of various modules, the potion in Fang Mo's hand has far more negative effects than the original version, such as withering, poison, plague, estrus, acid erosion, void erosion... Its effects and power are even more... Much better than the original.

What just killed Berserker was a refined poisonous potion.

Then just change it to another one now.

Fang Mo's thoughts moved slightly, and Steve immediately threw two bottles of plague poison potion attached to the Craftsman's Soul inside.

Soon the poisonous cloud inside changed color. Berserker struggled again for a while, then fell down, and was resurrected again. As a result, Fang Mo replaced it with the Coral Plague Potion from the Abyss Kingdom. This thing is not as good as a plague. Said to be a type of erosion, Berserker once again began to spurt blood all over his body.

"no, do not want…"

Seeing her Berserker standing up and falling down again and again, the little girl as the master couldn't help it anymore: "Berserker, come back to me!"

 The spell is activated.

Berserker, who was sealed in the gas chamber, was suddenly enveloped in white light and disappeared.

　　But the Berserker here had just disappeared and appeared next to the little girl. Fang Mo immediately activated his time-stop ability: "Theworld."

 Start with a timeout.

 Everything around me seemed to be frozen in this moment, losing its color.

Fang Mo walked over slowly, put Berserker on his shoulders, then walked back to the bathroom, opened the door, stuffed him in, locked the door again, and finally walked back leisurely. to the place where he originally stood.

 “Then time started to flow.”

 After the words fell, the stagnant world began to operate normally again.

 “What, what’s going on?”

The little girl seemed to be stunned when she saw the scene in front of her. She could feel that one of her spells had indeed been consumed, but Berserker was still in the terrifying building.

"Silly boy."

However, at this moment, Fang Mo smiled and touched her head: "Do you think Jews can't teleport?"

"Why?"

 “Space blockade…”

Not far away, Rin Tosaka swallowed subconsciously when he saw this. He couldn't even escape from the transmission of the spell. This thing was too terrifying. Once locked up, he felt like he would die.

"no, do not want…"

After realizing that the spell was ineffective, the little girl here had a complete mental breakdown. She subconsciously took a step back, with a few tears left in the corners of her eyes: "B...Berserker...I surrender, I surrender, okay, please don't Don’t hurt him again!” ˜ ˜ ˜ “Do you still want to ask for mercy?”

As soon as the other party finished speaking, Fang Mo deliberately imitated the other party's tone and shook his head: "No, even if it's close, it's useless."

"I…"

The other party also realized that these were the harsh words he had just said, and he suddenly became at a loss.

　　　…”

At this time, even Emiya Shirou and Saber couldn't bear to look at him, and subconsciously turned their heads and looked away.

“Hey, what’s your attitude?”

Of course Fang Mo also noticed the actions of the two of them, and complained directly at this moment: "This guy obviously attacked us first, right? You also heard the order she just gave. It was she who wanted to kill us first, and then I was killed. She was forced to fight back, but now you relent when she begs for mercy?"

 “That’s what I said, but...”

Emiya Shirou was a kind-hearted person, and he really didn't want to see anyone begging for mercy in front of him. At this moment, he pursed his lips and wanted to refute.

"You are right, this may be war." But before Shirou Emiya could finish his words, Saber suddenly said: "I have also experienced war. It is indeed a very cruel thing, but I think ...You should at least give the enemy a good time."

 “I want to give it too.”

Fang Mo spread his hands and said: "But Berserker has to be killed twelve times before he can die, and he has to use different methods to kill him. Do you want me to kill the master directly? How about you do it? Do?"

"I…"

Saber glanced at the trembling little girl here, and finally remained silent.

 “Okay, I’ve killed five lives.”

Soon Berserker died five times, so Fang Mo also stopped throwing potions inside, and squatted down to look at the little **** the ground: "I hope you can cherish these five lives of Berserker." , reflect on yourself and stop being my enemy, do you understand?"

 “Hmmmmmm…”

The other party still dared to say no now, so he nodded wildly.

"Then for the sake of the fact that we are all Germans, I'll let you go this time." Fang Mo was happy when he saw this. He rubbed the other person's head directly and said, "Oh, by the way, I haven't asked you yet. What’s your name? Why don’t you introduce yourself?”

 "I...my name is Illyasviel von Einzbern."

The other person said a little scared.

 “Hmm? Feng?”

Fang Mo was a little surprised when he heard this: "Are you actually a descendant of this bloodline? I really didn't expect to see such a pure bloodline like yours in distant Japan..."

 “What, what?”

At this moment, Illya obviously hadn't reacted too well, so she asked subconsciously.

 “Ignore your **** Bberserker!”

Fang Mo suddenly waved his hands and said excitedly: "Why don't you become my master? Let's join hands to let the flame of will ignite the sky again. When I get the Holy Grail, it will be the day when the world is unified!"

"ah?"

Ilia was immediately stunned.

 “Hey! Archer!”

In fact, not only her, but Tohsaka Rin opposite her was obviously more panicked at this moment. Sure enough, her servant has always been thinking about Europe. Will he immediately betray him after learning about his life experience?

 “Oh, by the way, let me introduce myself too.”

Fang Mo said with a kind face: "You can call me Uncle Adolf. Since your bloodline is so... so pure, I will recognize you as my niece. How about that?"

 “Adolf?”

Ilia reacted suddenly when she heard this, her pupils suddenly trembled: "Ah! Adolf!?"

  “Add an uncle at the end.”

Fang Mo rubbed the other person's head kindly and said, "How about it? Do you want to join uncle's command? You can also be like those great ancestors...contribute to the construction of the empire and contribute your own strength."

"I…"

Ilia hesitated immediately after hearing this.

Of course, this is not to say that she was persuaded by Fang Mo. In fact, her bond with Berserker was very deep, and it was impossible to replace her with another servant.

 It’s just that what the other party said is really shocking.

Ilia also reacted belatedly. It turned out that the other party was the terrifying evil spirit that dominated Europe. Should she say that her name saved her life?

 But the other party seems to have admitted his mistake.

 I am just an ordinary artificial person on the mysterious side.

 “How about it, do you want to join uncle’s camp?”

Until now, Fang Mo on the opposite side was still tempting: "You have to think clearly, I am different from the guy next door who randomly recognizes my nephew. I rarely recognize my relatives..."

"I…"

Illya thought quickly.

Although she is not old, since she can be selected to participate in the Holy Grail War, it proves that she is definitely not stupid.

 The current situation is very bad for her. Illya can indeed see this. If she rejects the other party, she may be executed by the other party immediately.

 The man in the legend is a cruel and cold devil with no emotions at all.

 So the best way now is to pretend to compromise first, and then take the opportunity to escape. Of course, at the same time, it can also alienate the trust between him and the Master.

 After a little analysis.

Ilia immediately determined her goal, gritted her teeth and nodded: "I, I will join..."

　　“Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

Fang Mo nodded with satisfaction when he heard this, then waved his hand, and the matchbox-like building not far away disappeared instantly, and Berserker reappeared in front of everyone.

 “Berserker…”

 Seeing that her servant was fine, Illya finally breathed a sigh of relief.

 “My eldest niece.”

And soon, Fang Mo spoke again: "Let me tell you, it is a very honorable thing for us to fight for the empire. Let me confirm with you again. Based on the information I have currently. Look, this holy war is as difficult as World War II. Are you ready to die for your country?"

 “Archer!”

When Tohsaka Rin, who was not far away, heard this, he really couldn't help it. He subconsciously raised the palm with the curse and looked at Fang Mo struggling: "You, do you really want to memorize... "

"Yes."

Ilia also noticed this scene and added fuel to the fire: "I wish..."

 “Pfft!”

 But the words are not finished yet.

 She suddenly felt numb in her chest.

"Varied…"

Illya looked down blankly, and saw a palm inserted into her left chest, and blood flowed out like a spring. She vomited blood in disbelief, not understanding why this was happening.

 In fact, this sudden scene shocked everyone.

"What's wrong?" However, at this moment, Fang Mo's calm voice sounded: "Why do you have such an expression?"

“…Aren’t you ready to die for your country?”

There is one more chapter, currently being typed.