My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 728 This is the graduation equipment for magical girls (

"No, you are sick, aren't you?" Hearing Fang Mo's words, the partner next to him couldn't help but complain: "Treat the disease if you are sick, don't let it go crazy."

 “Sorry, there’s no cure for this.”

However, Fang Mo suddenly smiled mischievously and said: "Because it's the Black Death..."

　　　…”

This time the other party was speechless.

"You see it is covered with gold and silver treasures. It must have been stolen." Seeing everyone's silence, Fang Mo also raised his hand and pointed at the giant black octopus not far away: "And it's also a black-skinned one. This has triggered my... Have you developed the hunter instinct, okay?”

 “You have been harmed by black people in your life and cannot speak well.”

 The little demon sighed.

 “Tsk, women are trouble.”

Fang Mo waved his hand a little impatiently: "Squid...then I say it is the Squid Head Office, right?"

However, as soon as these words were spoken, the giant black octopus opposite seemed to understand, and suddenly became a little unhappy. It slapped a few tentacles on the ground and rushed over.

Yes, although this thing is a soft-bodied creature, it squirms very slowly, but its explosive power is surprisingly strong. At this moment, the whole body tilts over and starts spinning in crazy circles. To be honest, this actually violates the laws of physics... But in the magical world, it is not. It's normal. In short, this thing is like a big tire and crashes directly into everyone.

 “Huh? You’re rebelling, right?”

However, after Fang Mo saw this scene, he raised his eyebrows: "You didn't choose to run away but took the initiative to approach me. Why are you pretending to be a black gold star... Get out!"

　　 accompanied by a shout and a curse.

Fang Mo greeted him directly with a kick.

Just hearing a bang, the whizzing giant black octopus flew back at a faster speed, hitting directly above the arch of the temple, making a crackling sound, and suddenly spewed out a large amount of black-green liquid, like It was like a firework of sticky slurry exploding on the wall.

 “Ugh...so disgusting.”

The Summoning Jade Emperor here has never seen this scene before, so he just looked away.

It’s just that the vitality of this giant black octopus is unexpectedly tenacious. If Fang Mo were an ordinary person, it would explode into blood mist. However, this guy didn’t even die.

 Maybe it’s because soft-bodied creatures have stronger resistance to blows.

But even so, this giant black octopus was obviously injured. Its huge eyes revealed human fear, and then it kept squirming its tentacles. In an instant, a large octopus suddenly emerged from under its body. Heaps of octopus monsters.

These octopus monsters are full of surprises.

It felt like it came out of its body out of nowhere, and fell like a dumpling. In an instant, the surroundings were crowded with octopus monsters of different shapes.

“What a disgusting bunch of ants!”

Seeing this scene, Surtur, who was not far away, couldn't help it.

Probably he also wanted to show off in front of Fang Mo, so he picked up the Sword of Twilight and prepared to penetrate it, intending to stab the octopus to death with one strike.

 However, it was at this time.

The thorn giant next to him suddenly raised his hand and grabbed him.

"Um?"

Surtur was also stunned for a moment when he saw this.

"Don't kill him." At this time, Fang Mo's voice came over: "Why did you break such a good farm tool? How many times have I told you, let's not always kill **** when it's okay... Remember Come on, your surname is Su, not Mei."

 “Uh…okay.”

Surtur didn’t understand it at all, but he still nodded stiffly and said, “Sorry.”

"fine."

Fang Mo waved his hand, and then he found a ring from somewhere and put it on his hand: "Anyway, let's grab it first and then talk about it."

  “!”

However, the giant black octopus opposite seemed to be able to really understand human speech. When he heard Fang Mo say this, his whole body suddenly froze, and then he immediately slapped the surrounding walls with his tentacles, and then twisted his body and crawled to the side. go.

 There happened to be a small puddle near the gate of the First Spine Temple.

I saw this giant black octopus suddenly taking off, jumping directly into the pool with a pop, and then diving rapidly.

The ecology here of the Sky Veil Behemoth is quite strange. Even though it is a big whale, the water resources here are unexpectedly abundant. There are even rivers and the like, and this puddle is also connected to the not far away place. A river, it is obvious that this black octopus is planning to escape.

 It's just that it's not just an escape.

Just now, this guy slapped the wall with his tentacles a few times. The temple was shaking a little after the impact. Now, after a few slaps, gravel began to fall.

 And accompanied by several crisp cracking sounds.

 Suddenly the ground began to shake, and a large number of tentacles suddenly emerged from the temple.

Fang Mo looked up and realized that these were Lotus's tentacles. Yes, as the eighth apostle, this guy seemed to have a title like 'The One Who Can Wield Thousands of Weapons at the Same Time', so the weight of his tentacles was There are so many of them, they have probably spread all over the surrounding temples like plant roots.

 “Good guy.”

Fang Mo couldn't help but comment when he saw this: "The magic girl's dream palace..."

 “Okay, don’t be a bitch.”

However, the little demon next to him reminded him with a headache: "If you keep inking for a while, the monsters will run away. If you want to catch them, hurry up."

"ah?"

Fang Mo was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and then he realized: "Oh...where's my squid? Where's the squid as big as me?"

"But he twisted his body and escaped from the water."

The little demon rolled his eyes and said.

"Nani?" Fang Mo was shocked after hearing this: "A squid that loves diving?"

"Sooner or later you will go to **** for telling jokes." The little demon didn't even bother to look at Fang Mo, and directly crossed his arms and said: "Then Satan asked you to see why you came down. You took a look at the **** jokes you told. , and you can still laugh while watching it.”

 “Then I might as well just create a **** myself.”

Fang Mo touched his chin thoughtfully: "Well...don't tell me, it seems feasible. For example, if I make a rule, as long as you hear me tell a joke about hell, and then accidentally laugh out loud Those people will be sent to this **** after death."

"Then you hand them a list of **** jokes and let them see which joke they went to **** for, right? As a result, Kobe saw that many people went to **** because of him..."

The little demon raised his forehead and said, "What Mephisto is doing."

"hey-hey."

Fang Mo also laughed happily when he heard this: "Now he is Fang Mo Fisto."

"Come on." The little demon was almost amused and kicked him angrily: "Go to work quickly and stop making black jokes."

 “Ah, okay, okay, then I won’t talk about squid.”

Fang Mo hid, and then walked towards the small puddle: "Isn't it okay for you to be a fish?"

 In short, he keeps talking nonsense.

Fang Mo also began to greet the group of octopus monsters seriously. I saw him clasping his hands together, the Void Ring lighting up, and then the huge repulsion field formed a huge ball, which quickly squeezed towards the temple in the opposite direction.

 “Li Shenluo Tianzheng.”

 Accompanied by Fang Mo’s words.

Those octopus monsters, buildings, land, and those huge orange-red tentacles, everything was roughly squeezed together. With a bang, blood spurted out, and only a piece of flesh and blood was left in the air. The giant sphere mixed with gravel then hit the ground with a thud.

"Well…"

When Summoning the Jade Emperor saw this scene, he seemed to be a little nauseous and covered his mouth.

But Fang Mo didn’t stop there.

 I saw him raising his hand again, aiming at the puddle not far away.

 “All things are guided by heaven.”

Under the huge gravity, the water surface suddenly boiled, and the giant black octopus that had dived into the water was forcibly dragged out, as if an invisible big hand was roughly holding it, and it flew towards Fang Mo.

Waiting for the giant black octopus to fly in front of Fang Mo.

Without saying a word, he took a step forward, drew out Mayuling's chopping knife and stabbed it downwards.

With a thud, the giant black octopus was instantly nailed to the ground. The severe pain caused it to struggle desperately, and even began to spurt out ink. However, in front of Fang Mo, all its struggles were in vain, and in the end it lost all its strength. Gradually weakened.

 “OJβK, done.”

 After that, Fang Mo turned directly to Summon the Jade Emperor and shouted: "Summon, what do you think of this thing?"

"What?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned when he heard the words.

"What are you doing standing there in a daze?" Fang Mo waved his hand and urged, "Hurry up and contract it. You don't think I will really give Lotus to you, do you? I'll give you a tentacled black slave to play with..."

"ha!?"

The Jade Emperor's eyes widened, and he quickly took two steps back: "I, I, I don't want this... take it away quickly!"

 “What? How dare you dislike black slaves?”

Fang Mo frowned: "Do you believe it or not, I'm suing you for racial discrimination..."

“Which one of us is the racist one?” Summoning the Jade Emperor shouted while retreating: “You’ve obviously been using insulting names, right?!”

 “Okay, okay, let me put it another way.”

Fang Mo waved his hand impatiently: "Hurry up and make a contract with this tentacled black beast. Stop inking. If you don't make a contract, it will die."

 “God **** black beast…”

Hearing this, even the little demon couldn't help but blush.

"Brother, the sisters-in-law seem to have some objections to your naming." And in the next second, Ma Yuling's knife couldn't help but speak: "In my opinion, it's better to just call it Kuromaru... Look at Octopus It was originally made into octopus balls, so it makes sense to call them black balls, right?"

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However, while a few people were discussing, it was obvious that the giant black octopus here could not bear it anymore. It suddenly twitched twice, and then the tentacles all over its body softened, as if it was dead.

 “Damn it, boss, this **** can’t seem to breathe!”

Ma Yuling immediately exclaimed: "I didn't kneel down to kill him! Boss, you know me... I don't have knees!"

 “That’s it, just take off your skin.”

Fang Mo rubbed his temples with a headache, then took out the Mayuling cleaver and stuffed it back into his storage space. Sure enough, enchanting these weapons with life was the stupidest act. He didn't expect that he One day I will have a headache because of this.

 I cursed my previous behavior in my heart.

Fang Mo didn't stop, he directly picked up the giant black octopus with one hand, and then stuffed two golden apples into the opponent's chrysanthemum-like mouth.

 After feeding the golden apple.

The black octopus's body suddenly trembled rapidly.

 The piercing injuries disappeared instantly, and at the same time, its body became even larger.

Golden apples and enchanted golden apples can almost allow mortals to transform into gods, and the same is true for other creatures.

At this moment, the giant black octopus squirmed in pain, and the originally smooth black skin became rough and rugged at a speed visible to the naked eye.

At the same time, the arms and legs became thicker and more powerful, and the body kept swelling and expanding, until it finally turned into a giant monster several stories high. Each tentacle looked extremely strong, as if it was a compressed piece. It's the same as super rubber that's millions of times better.

 In the end, this thing turned directly into a creature between a mollusk and an echinoderm.

Its body surface is covered with a layer of black and translucent blue thorn skin, and the weakness of its eyes has completely degenerated and disappeared, replaced by countless fine photosensitive cells. If you insist on saying it, this is similar to the sea that Giles summoned in the Holy Grail War. It looks a bit like a demon.

"this…"

  Summoning the Jade Emperor, everyone standing nearby was dumbfounded.

As for Fang Mo, he didn't continue to talk nonsense. Seeing that the giant black octopus here had already evolved, he directly raised his hand and pressed towards it.

The characteristics of the ender metal were activated, and the giant black octopus in front of him was instantly enveloped in a twisted space vortex, and his body was elongated like dough, and finally spun and disappeared into a ring.

 “Okay, done.”

After sealing this thing, Fang Mo also directly waved to the Summoning Jade Emperor: "Come on, come and get the equipment."

 “What the **** is equipment…”

 Summoned the Jade Emperor and walked over very reluctantly.

"This is the graduation equipment for magical girls." Fang Mo explained casually, and then threw the ring to the other party: "Don't you want to make a contract? Then just put it on and try it."

"Um?"

 Summoning the Jade Emperor took the ring with some resistance and lowered his head to look at it.

Originally, this ring was just a dark green metal ring with a fragment inlaid on it, but now it has changed.

The current ring is still a metal ring, but there is an eyeball on the ring that keeps rotating. And around this eyeball, there are also many weird tentacles extending around the ring body. At first glance, At first glance, it looks like an eyeball tentacle monster has been fused with the ring.

"this…"

 Summoning the Jade Emperor stared at the ring a little nervously, but before she could say anything, two tentacles suddenly stretched out from the ring and wrapped around her wrist.

 “Whaaah!!”

This made her scream in fright, and she waved her hand to throw the ghost thing away, but she couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard she tried, so she quickly turned around and shouted to Fang Mo: "You, you, you, help me quickly." Me! I don’t want this equipment anymore!”

 “Sorry, the equipment is already strapped to the buttocks.”

Fang Mo, who was watching the show, spread his hands cheerfully.

 (End of this chapter)