My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 684: Eh! I’ll make a bowl of noodles for you to try!

Chapter 684 Hey! I’ll make a bowl of noodles for you to try!

 Actually, judging from Fang Mo's memory, Jason was quite unlucky.

If I remember correctly, not long after this guy awakened his mutant abilities, he was forcibly sent to X Academy by Stryker.

 This is equivalent to parents not communicating with their children.

 When you really find out that your child is disobedient, you don’t reflect on your mistakes at all.

Instead, in order to preserve his pathetic dignity as an elder, he took out the coffin book without hesitation and placed all his expectations on some stupid magnetic storm coil, hoping to increase the voltage to reduce his power level year by year. Elevated blood pressure.

Perhaps what they want isn’t children at all.

  But Yuri's new recruit.

Of course, then again, Professor X is definitely not around liars or anything like that.

But the behavior of Jason's parents in sending Jason to X Academy also made him feel deceived and angry.

Stryker was not a good person to begin with, and he probably didn't take good care of him, so his psychology slowly began to become distorted, and his abilities became stronger and stronger. In the end, even Professor Helpless, it means that this child cannot be cured, so you should find another job.

 Then Jason went home soon.

 After returning home, he began to use his own ability to fulfill his filial piety to his parents, which confused his mother. He could not tell the truth from the false all day long, and in the end he even used an electric drill to drill his own temples.

 So Jensen completed the whole process from fulfilling filial piety to wearing filial piety.

 Just like this.

Stryker hated his grown-up son even more.

In order to highlight the filial piety of a father and a son, Stryker simply began to conduct human experiments on Jason. He did not know what means he used to transform him into a perfect tool man, completely at his mercy. kind.

But when Fang Mo fed him golden apples and enchanted golden apples.

Jensen seemed to have regained his sanity again, and began to beg Fang Mo crazily for mercy, saying that I was also innocent and all this was due to Stryker and the like.

Then do you think Fang Mo will let him go?

Of course not, Fang Mo even wanted to resurrect his mother and kill her again.

“Speaking of which, do you know why I feed you apples?”

On the metal bridge inside the brainwave amplification device, Fang Mo looked at Jason, who was bound in place with a twilight thorn turtle, and said with a smile: "The golden apple is a sacred object in mythology. After you eat it, your cells will Get deified, so that you will become very resistant to roughness...Have you heard of Norse mythology? Now your physique is similar to that of the Asgardian gods."

 “You...what are you going to do?”

Jensen’s voice became a little trembling at this moment.

His body continued to regenerate and was pierced and scratched by twilight thorns. Blood continued to spread along the metal bridge and even dripped under the bridge deck.

 “Well, let me show you a unique skill.”

Fang Mo smiled, and then suddenly raised his hand to the side: "Summoning Dad Technique... All Things Heavenly Yin!"

There was a burst of noisy shouting outside, and not long after, Jason saw a black 'ball' dripping with blood flying in from the outside and landing in Fang Mo's hand.

"this…"

Jensen took a closer look and instantly felt creepy.

What kind of black ball is this? It is clearly the head of my father Stryker. At this moment, his neck seems to have been broken by something. His whole person floats in from the outside with a dead look, even his eyes. They are all still turning slightly.

 “Yo, that’s so fast, sir.”

However, unlike Jason's fear, Fang Mo was actually happy. He picked up Stryker's dog's head with one hand and said with a smile, "I think you are dressed like this...are you here to die?"

   …”

Of course Stryker can't respond to him.

"Where are you from?" But Fang Mo continued to ask with a smile: "You are from the top management of Magnesium Country, right?"

   …”

Stryker felt that his consciousness began to blur, and the surroundings began to gradually fall into darkness.

 “I guessed it right.”

Fang Mo was seen rubbing Stryker's head like a green-headed fly rubbing shit, and said: "You are lucky to die here. Now the top management of the Magnesium Army has been taken over by someone named Shi. It's so troublesome." The chickens and dogs are restless... Zheng! Zong! Dog! War! Lord!"

 When he said this, Fang Mo also suddenly reached out and took out twice behind his back.

 Then a small green dagger appeared in his hand.

I saw him holding Stryker with one hand, and holding a dagger in the other hand, he stabbed the opponent's Tianling Cap several times.

The dagger strengthened by the red garnet blade, emerald handle, and regenerative healing magatama instantly showed its powerful healing ability. Stryker suddenly became alert and his consciousness became clear again. He just heard these three words from the Dog Warlord. word.

 “Dog… war…lord…?”

Even though there was no sound, Stryker subconsciously opened his mouth to try to say something, and cooperated with Fang Mobo in an awkward manner.

 “Isn’t Stryker a dog warlord?”

In front of the two of them, Fang Mo suddenly showed an expression of indignation on his face: "This **** son of a warlord, Jason, is even more of a bastard! A **** among beasts!"

“My partner is doing very well with technology in MC…”

"If that **** Jason hadn't created an illusion for me, how could these soldiers have their families destroyed? Would you be so miserable?"

At this moment, Fang Mo was like Brother Chu'er who swallowed several kilograms of goat gun alive in the middle of the night and ordered a roast chicken takeout. He held Stryker's head and stabbed him randomly. Of course, he didn't have time to stab him in the mouth at the same time. He said: "I, Fang Mo, said that I will bring trouble to him in this life... I will equip him with taste buds all over his body and turn him into a living showerhead on a feces suction truck!"

Stryker was stabbed randomly by the healing dagger.

The injury that was supposed to kill him actually caused a body to grow out from under his head.

"you…"

And when Jason saw the appalling scene of the head-preserving treatment and heard the horrific words from Fang Mo's mouth, to be honest, his face started to turn green.

As a telepathic mutant, Jason can vaguely sense that the other person is telling the truth.

"I was really wrong." So Jason quickly wanted to beg for mercy: "Spare me, this is really not me..."

"Eh!"

However, this plea for mercy has not yet been completely finished.

Fang Mo suddenly raised a finger and said to the two of them as if he had an idea: "Make a bowl of noodles for you to try!"

 At this point, Fang Mo let go of one hand and threw Stryker to the ground like trash.

 Shortly afterwards, Steve was summoned to start tinkering on the spot.

Soon, Fang Mo made a bowl of Panmas Farm ramen... Of course, his original intention was to make Sakura Module's ramen, because that one tasted better, but he didn't know how to make that ramen. , you need a dough cutter and other things, and it’s too troublesome just to look at the synthesis table.

"Come, sir, eat it while it's hot." Fang Mo squatted down with a smile on his face and placed the bowl of noodles in front of Stryker.

 After setting out the noodle bowl.

Fang Mo did not forget to continue talking.

"Let me tell you, this bowl of noodles is not ordinary. This noodle alone has a lot of skills... You see, this noodle looks ordinary on the surface, but in fact, I have carved it with nano-level Buddhist scriptures. After so many years, You tortured and killed many mutants, so all your merits were deducted, right? After eating my bowl of noodles, your merits quickly increased."

Fang Mo slapped his chest and said vowedly: "I said before, I am **** and God, and Gods are many in one... Then now I am also Buddha."

"What's this?"

Stryker was a little confused by Fang Mo's rhetoric: "Jesus? God? What are you talking about?"

“The Buddha gives you something to eat, do you dare not to eat it?”

Fang Mo directly pushed the noodle bowl forward: "Back then, Sun Wukong overturned the bowl of noodles because he refused to eat green onions. As a result, he was suppressed by the Tathagata for five hundred years... Come on, hurry up and instigate me. I will give you three thousand great merits with a mouthful of noodles. One hundred thousand small merits!”

   …”

Stryker felt even more confused after hearing this. Originally, he was still in the state of the rest of his life after death, and his brain that was down had not yet reacted.

At this moment, in confusion, he lowered his head and subconsciously glanced at the ramen bowl in front of him.

 Look at the results.

 His whole body was stunned on the spot.

This bowl of noodles looks quite appetizing, full of aroma and steaming hot. There are two pieces of seaweed on the side, thick chunks of barbecued pork, soft-boiled egg, Naruto roll, asparagus bamboo shoots, shredded kelp and chopped green onion. But now The problem is not here.

 Because it’s on top of this bowl of noodles.

But it was covered with a thick layer of silver metal particles.

 “Iron particle beef noodles, eat them while they are hot.”

Fang Mo smiled and pushed the noodle bowl towards Stryker: "What's wrong? Why are you so stunned? Eat it quickly. If you don't eat it, it will get rusty after a while. If you don't eat it, you won't give me face. That's fine." Don’t blame me for being mad, you will also have a share of the credit for the extinction of all mankind.”

   …”

Hearing this mocking tone, Stryker's expression darkened.

But considering the terrifying method the other party had just used, he still forced himself to lower his head and take a bite of noodles, but his expression was like that of his dead father, and all the veins on his forehead popped out.

 “Okay, okay.”

Seeing Stryker eating noodles, Fang Mo also laughed again: "Since you have such a strong desire to survive, I will play another game with you. If you win, I will leave immediately. If you lose, you will all die."

 “What do you want to do again?”

Stryker almost squeezed out this sentence through his teeth.

Now he only blames himself for being careless and neglecting to count the most terrifying monster among mutants. Originally, Stryker had also read the top-secret files about the gods, but the other party had not appeared for decades. He thought that the other party had disappeared. Woolen cloth.

Unexpectedly, at this most critical juncture, the other party jumped out again.

 “I’ll make a bet with you.”

Fang Mo touched his chin, then turned to look at the brainwave amplifier that was riddled with holes: "Let's bet on this brainwave amplifier... Can it still be activated now?"

 “If you want to kill me, just say so.”

When Stryker heard this, he felt somewhat broken: "It's useless even if you kill me. One day, someone else will do this job instead of me!"

Yes, as a crazy military executive who has studied mutants all his life, Stryker certainly knows that only Professor untested.

 In Stryker's opinion.

Fang Mo was just looking for an excuse to kill himself.

"I'll...come..." But just when Stryker was thinking this, Jason, who was **** next to him, suddenly spoke dryly.

"What?"

Stryker was stunned for a moment when he saw this.

"Um?"

When Fang Mo heard this, he also turned to look at Jason here. With his amazing strength, the other party managed to reach out his hands from the thorn bushes, grabbed the metal helmet, and then trembled. He put it on his head tremblingly.

 With a thought in his mind.

This old brainwave amplifier was actually activated by him.

"How can this be?"

Stryker was obviously shocked when he saw this scene. He looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief. He had tried it on Jason before, but the result was that it didn't work at all.

 But why is it possible now?

 Has this guy’s mutant abilities evolved again?

Of course, Stryker didn't know that Jason had two golden apples stuffed into his stomach by Fang Mo in succession. His mutant genes have now been fully optimized, and his abilities have also been significantly improved, reaching a level of The transformation of man into god.

 Now if he wants to.

With this machine, he can even cause hallucinations to humans all over the world at the same time.

 “I...I did it...”

After successfully starting the machine, Jason here was obviously relieved. He hurriedly looked at Fang Mo not far away and said to him in a begging tone: "Can you let me go? "

 “emmmm…”

Fang Mo was honestly stunned for a moment when he saw this scene.

But soon, he laughed again, took out Levadin and stabbed him in the stomach without saying a word.

 “I don’t like having my mind peered into.”

Fang Mo slowly put away his weapon and said calmly.

"you…"

After seeing this scene, Stryker seemed to realize that he was going to die, so he looked up at Fang Mo. His expression looked a little complicated, and fear, anger, humiliation, hatred, and disgust flashed alternately deep in his eyes. Waiting for a look, and in the end it all came together in one sentence: "You **** mutant..."

"Oh well."

When Fang Mo heard this, he also smiled and pressed his head into the noodle bowl: "You trashy countryman."

 After saying this, Fang Mo slowly stood up from the ground.

"If you don't finish it, it's a waste of food, okay, then you won't even think about living." Without any unnecessary nonsense, Fang Mo slowly opened his hands and said, "From now on, let the maggots feel the pain."

 “Super·Shenluo Tianzheng.”

 (End of this chapter)

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