My Stand-in is Steve

 In fact, if it were the beginning.

Fang Mo may not be able to find the black sperm hiding in the cracks of the rocks.

After all, there are too many weirdos in the Weird Association. Fang Mo's bioradar doesn't work at all. The map is full of various avatars stacked on top of each other.

Fortunately, he had used his ultimate move before. After this wave of clearing the field, basically all the monsters below the dragon level were squeezed to death, and even if they were lucky enough to survive, they would be devoured and absorbed by the fleshy roots created by Sai Serpent, so Fang Mo's bioradar also returned to normal.

 Because of this, he discovered the black sperm hiding not far away.

　　　…”

Of course, Black Semen's hearing is also very good. At this moment, he clearly realized that he had been discovered, and his whole body immediately became nervous.

 In order to save his life, this guy's brain started to work crazily.

Unlike other weirdos, Black Sperm's IQ is quite online, so he immediately began to analyze the current situation.

 It was obvious that he was running out of options.

 In fact, the black sperm’s first choice is to run away, but the problem is that the other party has already discovered him...and he only has one cell reserve left, so do you think he can still run away?

 In addition to running away.

 The only option left seems to be surrender.

　　　…”

Thinking of this, Black Semen subconsciously glanced at the giant sword in Fang Mo's hand.

He just saw with his own eyes the evil natural water being sucked in by the sword, which means that the other party has the means to seal the weirdo, and he should not die... But to be honest, the black sperm doesn't want to be sealed, and he I don’t know what the other party wants to do by sealing the weirdo. If it’s to torture or dissect him for research, wouldn’t he be miserable?

 Just when I was thinking about this.

 For no reason, an idea suddenly appeared in Black Semen's mind.

 “How about… just become his little brother?”

After this thought came to mind, Black sperm himself seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then he subconsciously raised his head and glanced at Fang Mo not far away.

From the black sperm's perspective, Fang Mo was standing not far away with a smile.

Next to him was the S-Class Hero Vest Master of the Hero Association, and the Wandering Emperor, who was also a cadre of the Weird Association with him... He was holding it in his hand like a little chicken, and he let out sharp screams from time to time. I don’t know where the fracture was, and I felt like crying.

 As for Fang Mo's death.

The big snake standing in the center of the sinkhole like a tower has been smashed by the woman floating in the sky who looks like a tornado, and it is completely a puddle of flesh that is not human-shaped.

However even so.

This vicious woman actually kept beating the corpse.

I saw what she was mumbling incessantly, and Hei Jing couldn't hear it clearly from too far away, but the guy kept releasing various light cannons, bombarding the body tissue of Sai Da Snake indiscriminately, even a little bit of flesh Not even the scum will be spared.

Then see here.

Black spermatozoa means that he really doesn’t want to have a shot.

You must know that even the black sperm is very afraid of the strength of Sai Da Snake. The beam just now seemed to tear the entire continent apart. He has gathered a total of 11 trillion golden sperm with cell fusion, but he can't withstand that level of power. attack.

Black Sperm feels that Sai Norochi may have surpassed the dragon level.

  Arrived at some higher level.

  But even a snake of this level is no match for these guys...

Black Sperm belongs to the type who is very confident in his own strength, and with 11 trillion cells, he has 11 trillion lives. Very few people can defeat him head-on. This has led to his inflated character, which is very I hate others looking down on me.

 But as far as this situation is concerned...

 The S-class hero priest opposite him can no longer be simply described as a "weird" or "human".

So it seems like that.

It seems like being his little brother isn't that embarrassing, right?

But the only thing that Black Sperm is more worried about now is... what if the other party doesn't accept him and just plans to seal him away forever?

 “What should I do? Do you want to take a gamble?”

Thinking of this, Black sperm also hesitated for a moment.

It's just that Fang Mo didn't give him time to think. He dragged the blue-black giant sword in his hand and walked towards him. His idea was self-evident, he wanted to **** semen.

"wait wait wait!"

Seeing this scene, the black sperm suddenly reacted and hurriedly jumped out of the crack in the stone.

"oh?"

Fang Mo also paused when he heard the words: "Are you going to say some last words? Don't worry, I don't intend to kill you, I just use you to sell a sword..."

 “Wait a minute, listen to what I have to say first…”

Hearing what Fang Mo said, Black Sperm confirmed his thoughts even more.

 Yes, the best solution for him now is to surrender as soon as possible. He will definitely not be able to escape anyway, and he doesn’t want to die, so instead of being sealed, he might as well try to be loyal first. What if he succeeds? And even if it fails, the worst result is that it will be sealed.

Think of this.

The black sperm seems to be ready to wake up too.

He suddenly knelt down in front of Fang Mo with a pop, and his attitude immediately changed 180 degrees.

 “Hey, sir.”

Black sperm knelt on the ground and said: "Please allow me to serve you. I can do anything. It doesn't matter what kind of dirty work it is. The most important thing is that I can also pick up the garbage and eat it myself..."

"What?"

 The Wandering Emperor not far away widened his eyes when he saw this: "Black sperm... you... actually surrendered to the enemy!?"

"Shut up! What kind of enemy? That's my most noble master, okay!?" The black sperm glared at him fiercely: "You **** weirdo, don't interrupt when I'm talking to my master!"

 “What’s going on with this guy…”

 In fact, not only the Wandering Emperor, but also the Venerable Master here was a little speechless when he saw this.

He had seen that kind of weirdo begging for mercy because he was afraid of death before, but to be honest, this was the first time he had seen someone with such a flexible stance like Black Sperm. However, out of caution, the Venerable Master in the Vest still turned his head towards Fang Mo. He said: "Brother Father, this may just be his excuse to survive. Don't be merciful."

 “Sir, Mr. Waistcoat, I am not a weirdo now.”

The black sperm panicked when he heard this, and hurriedly explained: "Look, I only have this one cell left. Maybe I'm not even a wolf-level monster. Even ordinary people can kill me easily. I just Want to be the master's slave... huh? By the way, master, did you ask me before if I would like to work on your farm? I am willing! I am very willing!"    "Don't try to lie to me, you weirdo..."

The Venerable Master frowned. He always felt that this weirdo was a bit too cunning, but before he could finish his words, Fang Mo happily stopped him.

“Is it okay to have only watermelon and fried chicken for three meals a day?”

Fang Mo stopped the Venerable Master in the vest, and then looked at the black sperm in front of him with a smile.

"fried chicken?"

The black sperm's eyes lit up. This fried chicken is good. The protein of chicken is very high. As long as he takes in protein, he can slowly reserve cells. Originally, the black sperm thought he would catch bugs for every meal...or be fed to pets. What about feed and stuff? I didn’t expect such a good thing to exist.

 “Sir, you are simply my benefactor!”

Thinking of this, the black sperm suddenly burst into tears and said with gratitude: "I am willing to work as a cow and a horse for you, and I will definitely help you keep the farm in order..."

 “Hahaha, okay, okay.”

Fang Mo couldn't help but raise his head and laugh when he heard this: "Then do your best. If anyone else visits the farm in the future, remember to give me a good face...especially the one named Fury, let him see our house How do black slaves work?"

 “I will never embarrass you.”

Hearing this, the black sperm was obviously relieved, and he patted his chest confidently.

He didn't think there was anything wrong with the title of black slave. He was originally called Black Sperm. Now that he couldn't beat the other party and licked his face to be someone's little brother, there seemed to be nothing wrong with the other party calling himself a slave... at least to the weirdo. The world is like this, not shabby.

 After all, this guy is as powerful as a god.

Then the other party is willing to take me in, so what if they just verbally call themselves a slave?

The black sperm himself is very aware of current affairs. As long as he is not sealed, he can be a slave. At least he can eat fried chicken and slowly accumulate some cells for use. And judging from the strength of this guy... What if I really hugged the right thigh?

“Okay, then just stand over there and watch.”

Nodding with satisfaction, Fang Mo also put away the ender sword in his hand.

 “Okay, sir.”

The black sperm hurriedly stood aside as if he had been granted amnesty.

"Well...it's almost time to end it now." Fang Mo said while glancing at the bioradar.

In the current bioradar, in addition to the few people on the ground, Fang Mo can also vaguely see the head of the Pig God. Of course, there are two other weirdos, one of which is a grinning black monster, and One is the Q version of the cat head.

This cat head is very obvious.

 It must be the dragon-level weirdo Miaomiao who was hiding before.

This guy has a weird ability, similar to the setting of "cats are fluids", so he can get into all kinds of small gaps. I guess Fang Mo's big move just now didn't hurt him much.

This guy probably didn't dare to come out after seeing Fang Mo's abnormal strength.

You must know that this guy has a very bad character. He is different from the cute cats in daily life. After all, this is a weird cat. He has inherited the bad traits of all felines, such as cunning, cunning, and likes to play and play. Killing all creatures weaker than himself.

It’s just that Fang Mo doesn’t care much about this meow.

 What he really cared about was the other grinning black head.

 “emm…”

Fang Mo squinted and stared at it for a long time, but he couldn't understand what this thing was. If he had to say it, it looked a bit like a monster from Terraria... a mechanical destroyer? The Calamity God? But it’s obviously impossible for the Weird Association to have such a thing. Isn’t this nonsense?

Think of this.

 Fang Mo also turned directly to look at the black sperm.

 “Hey, Xiao Heizi.”

Fang Mo shouted directly to the black sperm: "Is there a dragon-level weirdo hiding underground among you? It should be a black shelled thing."

 “What the **** is Xiao Heizi…?”

The black sperm was a little confused when he heard this, but he was just stunned for a moment, and quickly explained to Fang Mo: "That's it, sir, there is indeed an elder centipede among the cadres of the Weird Association, and he is currently the only one. He is probably the only one who has not shown up yet... Because his body is too big, it is usually difficult to move around within the association."

 “Oh, that guy.”

Fang Mo also reacted when he heard this.

　　Yes, as I said before, due to the butterfly effect they produced, both Saitama and KING missed the encounter with Elder Centipede.

Normally speaking... it should be that the Heroes Association planned to encircle and suppress the hungry wolves. It almost succeeded, but was saved by the Elder Centipede sent by the Weird Association. Then the Elder Centipede began to wreak havoc nearby, and was seduced by KING and killed by Saitama. One hit kill.

But the problem is that Saitama missed this part of the plot, which resulted in Elder Centipede surviving. But judging from the current situation...could this guy be hiding because he was afraid?

“No, these Pikanzi monsters like to hide underground.”

Thinking of this, Fang Mo also shook his head: "You have to follow our Steve example. Do you really think that hiding underground will be safe? It seems that it is time to give you a little external shock."

I saw Fang Mo talking.

 While slowly leaning down, he put one palm of his hand on the ground.

 As the entire sinkhole shook for no reason, an endless black tide emerged from the shadows in the next second.

 “This…this is…”

Black sperm was also shocked when he saw this scene.

At this moment, he suddenly felt uneasy, as if he was being targeted by something like a natural enemy, and he subconsciously panicked.

 I saw him subconsciously looking around.

 As a result, any shadowed area in the entire tiankeng seemed to come alive.

Accompanied by rustling sounds...a large number of black, amorphous viscous masses kept pouring out from everywhere. For a moment, the entire sinkhole seemed to be boiling, and densely packed strange creatures were crowded in layers. Together, it's like a dark ocean of living things.

"Why."

With the appearance of these indescribable things, Fang Mo also suddenly sighed: "This person was forced out."

"…ha?"

The slightly confused Venerable Vest next to him was also stunned for a moment when he heard the words: "What did you say?"

 “Actually, weirdos are the same.”

Fang Mo didn't explain, just waved with a smile, and then a figure suddenly jumped out from the shadow under his feet. It was a little black cat wearing a top hat. This little guy rubbed Fang Mo's chest. It makes a weird cry of "ji" and "ji".

"Good boy."

Fang Mo stretched out his hand and gently stroked the other person twice, then said with a smile: "It's time to close the net, get them out of here... Ahem, no, get them out!"