My Stand-in is Steve

“Sister, why do you have to go back with me?”

Outside the metal gate of the Heroes Association, Fang Mo looked at the tornado in front of him with a dark look on his face: "I told you that I don't have a bed for you anymore. Donor, you'd better find another job."

 “No! You must make it clear to me today!”

However, Tatsumaki was holding on tightly, staring at Fang Mo with two big emerald eyes: "The word you just said is a bit wrong no matter how I think about it... I remember that you were separated from the Saitama family. It’s very close, isn’t it? Take me back quickly!”

“No, it’s my fault that you arrest Saitama?”

Fang Mo said with a look of disgust: "Qiyu won't live with me. If you want to go, just fly to Z city by yourself. Don't bother me, otherwise my girlfriend will misunderstand and we will both die... You You shouldn’t have had your skin swallowed by a vajra, right?”

 “Can’t you speak in a more civilized manner?”

Tatsumaki couldn't help but twitch her eyes, but then she suddenly reacted and looked at Fang Mo with a surprised look on her face: "Wait, you actually have a girlfriend?"

“What the hell, you vicious old woman, why don’t I have a girlfriend?” Fang Mo was immediately unhappy when he heard this: “If you don’t have anyone, doesn’t it mean that I don’t have anyone either?”

 “What did you say?”

Tatsumaki obviously couldn't help it when he heard this: "Who are you calling an old woman!?"

But halfway through saying this, Tatsumaki suddenly seemed to have realized something and sneered directly: "Are you afraid of your girlfriend, right? Hahaha... Okay, then you just wait to die!"

After saying this, Tornado raised her hand and grabbed Fang Mo's arm with two small hands. She even exerted telekinesis on her hand. Then she raised her head and looked at Fang Mo proudly. What does this mean? It's already obvious that you don't want to go anywhere.

 “Woman, you are seeking death on horseback…”

Fang Mo's face turned dark when he saw this scene.

The Ender Teleport is similar to the Flying Thunder God. It will move away the things that are stuck to it. In other words, if you teleport back now, you will definitely bring the tornado with you.

 “I’ll let you go if you apologize.”

Tatsumaki stared at Fang Mo and said, to be honest, this was the first time she had seen him with a headache. For a moment, she felt a little happy. After all, this guy was too strong, and there was nothing he could do about his telekinesis. , being able to give him a headache like this feels like he has already made a lot of money.

 “…You want me to apologize?”

However, when Fang Mo heard this, a fierceness emerged in his heart, and he said directly: "I think you really don't understand... how tough my mouth is."

 Speaking of this, Tatsumaki didn't wait for the reaction.

Fang Mo immediately activated the power of the Sword of Time in the storage space with a thought: "Theworld!"

The invisible time field expanded outwards instantly, and everything around fell into silence, as if even everything was covered with a layer of decadent gray. The tornado holding Fang Mo's arm naturally stopped there, and Fang Mo directly He drew out the sword of light and stabbed himself in the arm.

“You’re a little girl and you still want to pester me?”

In the still space, Fang Mo glanced disdainfully at the tornado in front of her, and it hit her head directly and her brain collapsed: "If you catch me Benzi... maybe I won't dare to use the knife, but unfortunately You chose the wrong place, it’s just an arm, hehe, it’s okay if you don’t want it!”

 After saying this, Fang Mo deliberately put his severed hand in a pose with a **** raised.

Then he stared at the tornado and thought for a while, then took out a pen and wrote three words "正" on the left side of the opponent's face.

 “Okay! A hero should be upright like this!”

Fang Mo laughed proudly, and then activated the ender teleport and left the place directly: "See you in the motherfuck."

The black light flashed, and his whole body disappeared instantly, and the effect of stopping time was also lifted at the same moment. Tatsumaki was hit so hard that her whole head tilted back, and a big red and swollen bump appeared on her fair skin at a speed visible to the naked eye. The forehead slowly bulged.

"it hurts!"

Tatsumaki screamed in surprise. The blow was really painful and she felt like she was about to burst into tears.

In fact, on weekdays, she would create a telekinesis shield around her body, which would automatically defend her body when attacked. However, for some unknown reason, the telepathy shield did not take effect today, which resulted in her almost being attacked. Knocked out.

 “You guy!”

 In pain, Tatsumaki couldn't help shouting: "Why are you beating...hey? Where are the people?"

However, just in the middle of the roar, Tatsumaki herself was stunned, because when she lowered her head, she couldn't see Fang Mo's figure at all. She only grabbed half of her arm in her hand, and the arm was still pointing the **** towards her. It was as if he was mocking himself.

　　　　???”

 For a moment, Tatsumaki was completely confused.

Leaving aside the tornado, Fang Mo teleported directly back to the toilet of the villa.

Since he was in a good mood, Fang Mo left the toilet as soon as he opened the door and walked towards the kitchen not far away while humming a song: "Axue, what should we eat tonight... huh?"

 What Fang Mo didn’t expect was.

A Xue is not the only one standing in the kitchen at this moment.

 My partner is also there, and he seems to get along quite well with Axue.

The two of them were communicating in a low voice with their backs to him. On the cutting board next to them were cut cakes, some snacks, and half a bag of tea. They were so close that Fang Mo could even hear the faint words coming from the two of them. The sound of play really makes it feel a bit fun.

 “Ah this…”

Fang Mo subconsciously touched his head when he saw this: "This...why do I feel like I came at the wrong time?"

 “Ah, Master.”

A Xue was the first to notice Fang Mo. She was about to say hello when she suddenly noticed his left arm and said obviously nervously: "Master, Master...are you injured?!"

"Um?"

Hearing this, the little demon subconsciously turned his head and glanced, but he also noticed Fang Mo's broken arm, and immediately narrowed his eyes slightly: "What's going on? Who did it?"

"this…"

Fang Mo lowered his head subconsciously and found that the wound was really stuck here. He rolled his eyes twice and said directly: "Maybe...it accidentally fell into the toilet while defecating."

“What, did **** bite your arm?”

When the little demon heard this, he immediately frowned: "Can you still have a word of truth in your mouth?"

“…Ahem, don’t be nervous, I was just doing a test.”

Fang Mo coughed twice, and as he spoke, he also looked at Steve's status bar. After all, normally, his injuries should heal instantly.

After looking at it this way, Fang Mo really found something wrong, because there was a strange debuff status hanging on Steve's inventory. It was called fatal trauma. There were only a few seconds left. The countdown ended quickly, and his arm grew back in an instant.

And saw this scene.

Fang Mo obviously also reacted.

Yes, I just slashed myself with the Sword of Light, Clausoras. However, this sword has resonant end metal, otherwise there would be no way to seal the Star God Ego, right?

 And this problem also lies in ender metal.

 The original attributes of ender metal are simple gentleman, brown magic, globetrotter and so on.

  But since Fang Mo is adding more and more modules now, I don’t know when it started. These craftsman soul metals have gradually gained some other characteristics, such as this characteristic called fatal wound, which seems to prevent the treatment effect from taking effect.

 It's just that Fang Mo has never hacked himself before.

 So I never noticed this.

 “Okay, okay, it’s okay.”

After thinking about this, Fang Mo took the initiative to explain it to the two of them: "Anyway, I just thought of a joke, so I wanted to test it."

 “What’s the joke?”

 The little demon also asked after hearing this.

“My armor is the hardest armor and no weapon can harm me, but at the same time my weapon is also the sharpest and can cut through the hardest armor…”

 “Okay, I get it.”

Before Fang Mo could finish his words, Xiao Yao interrupted him directly: "After the appraisal, he just had enough to eat. Axue, don't bring him food at night, he will starve to death..."

 Just halfway through the sentence.

Suddenly there was a doorbell ringing at the door.

"Well…"

Hearing the ringing of the doorbell, Fang Mo was suddenly excited subconsciously. He subconsciously took a look at the small map and found out that the person coming was Jinos, not Tornado, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

 “I’ll open the door.”

Axue wiped her hands and walked over to open the door.

Soon the door was opened, and Dr. Kinos walked in with several operators. He also asked expectantly: "Miss Ashue, what are we going to eat tonight?"

 “I’m sorry, I haven’t…” today.

Ashue's expression was a little embarrassed, but before she could finish her words, Xiao Yao walked over directly: "Don't cook today, let's just eat barbecue. Just cut some meat."

 “Yeah, let’s eat barbecue!”

 Dr. Kinos suddenly cheered.

"If you need any help, please feel free to ask." The armored gorilla here took off his helmet and said politely with a sigh of relief. I have to say that this guy is really sensible. It is estimated that Genos can reach this point. Half of the credit goes to him.

“Master, is it okay to eat barbecue?”

A Xue thought for a moment, then turned to look at Fang Mo.

 “Oh, okay.”

Fang Mo also nodded when he heard this. It just so happened that he actually said he wanted to eat barbecue today. He didn't expect such a coincidence.

As she said, she did what she said. Ah Xue also hurried to the kitchen and got busy. The little demon glared at Fang Mo fiercely, and then followed her to help. Ah Xue also thoughtfully tied her apron. , and then the two got busy talking and laughing.

"Well…"

Fang Mo touched his head when he saw this. He didn't know if it was his imagination.

 But I always feel that the two of them are a little bit orange.

Anyway, Ashue and the others started to process the ingredients, while Jinos led the operators and watched TV while waiting for the meal to be served. For a while, no one paid attention to Fang Mo.

 Fang Mo thought for a while.

　　Just sit casually at the dining table and continue tinkering with your own reward items.

He had already realized the Eternal Stone before. After tinkering with it a little, Fang Mo discovered that this thing might be somewhat similar to a life amulet. The energy running rules of the two were similar... In other words, it was something like an amulet.

 After determining the efficacy.

 Fang Mo naturally took out another thing and started to realize it.

The thing this time is not anything else, but the effeminate core. To be honest, Fang Mo doesn’t know which module this thing comes from.

 But just by hearing the name, it’s obvious what its function is.

In fact, when it comes to girling... Fang Mo vaguely remembers that there is a module called monster girling, and it is also a functional module. Fang Mo himself knows how powerful this functional module is, and he is simply a concept god. Is the level good?

 It’s a pity that Fang Mo failed to unlock this module.

According to his own ideas, if he really wants to unlock this module... then he probably has to go to the world of JOJO and caress the Tequila girl with his own hands to unlock it.

 In addition to the functional module of monster girlization.

To be honest, Fang Mo’s current sissy-making methods have too many limitations.

Taking the conversion fans of the Twilight Forest module as an example, this thing is not a gender conversion, its judgment is more like converting a living entity into another similar version, just like the previous Sonic.

 Because it’s called Sonic.

 The result was directly converted into a blue hedgehog with the same name.

The same goes for Ashue. At most, it can only be converted into a snow girl or Cirno.

As for Chemical A biosynthetic beast that can be used to transform Dr. Genos.

According to Kinos, this may be due to a certain chromosome in these synthetic beasts.

In addition to these biosynthetic beasts, once other creatures use Chemical X, they either evolve into more powerful versions, or they cannot withstand the explosion and die, or their genes collapse.

That would be very annoying.

 Because Fang Mo really wanted to make a girly prop for fun.

 When the time comes to make yourself unhappy, wouldn’t it be fun to just have a **** change for everyone?

He really wanted to see what it would be like to reunite after **** change, and with Loki's virtue... To be honest, Fang Mo had already wanted to change his relationship for him.

Thinking of this, Fang Mo also started to realize the core of the girl's transformation.

 There was a burst of white light, and soon a strange-shaped sphere appeared in Fang Mo's hand.

How does this sphere look? It's a bit like the Apostle S2 mechanism in EVA, or the core of Ultraman's chest. The white metal is wrapped in a pale pink crystal. This kind of light gives people a very... The charming feeling is like the tattoo on the smooth white belly of a succubus.

 “Hmm? This thing…”

Fang Mo immediately became interested when he saw this: "No, I have to find someone to try... What about Sonic?"

However, Fang Mo had just raised his head and looked around when suddenly there was a knock on the door again, and this time the knock seemed to be quite loud and urgent.

 “Who is this?”

Fang Mo also frowned after hearing the knock on the door, and subconsciously looked at the door with a small map.

As a result, Fang Mo was stunned when he saw it, because there were a lot of heads crowded in front of the door: "What the hell... happened?"