My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 607: If you laugh at me for being short, I will chop off your head

Chapter 607 If you laugh at me for being short, I will chop off your head to close the gap.

  【System prompt: Iron Fist Steve module is loaded successfully. 】

   …”

 After hearing the system prompt tone.

 Fang Mo's face immediately showed a true expression.

 In fact, from the very beginning when Banggu mentioned boxing and the system triggered the unlock prompt, Fang Mo had already made some vague guesses about the content of this module.

  After all, it is among the many mods.

Only a few modules have "punching" elements.

As for the so-called Iron Fist Steve module, it is actually a very classic...even too old module.

In Fang Mo's impression, this module seems to be version 1.6, which was born at the same time as the popular Bei Ye module (another eating mod in the ancient version). Moreover, due to the mixed status of various game forums at that time, This mod was even confused with the Fist of the North Star mod for a while.

 The same fate applies to ancient modules such as Box World, Level Storage, Bamboo, Grey/Mystic 4, etc.

 Iron Fist Steve, a simple imagination module, finally stayed in version 1.7.10 forever, becoming the tears of the times.

Tekken Steve mod.

 As the name suggests.

  This is a module that takes the bare-handed function to the extreme.

 If I remember correctly, this mod adds seven levels to Steve's right hand.

  If you dig blocks with your bare hands, you will slowly level up. Once you reach a higher level, you can dig stones, ores, and even blocks such as obsidian with your bare hands, and the digging speed will become quite ridiculous.

And it's not just about digging blocks. After the level increases, Steve can even plow the ground with his bare hands and punch monsters with one punch. Moreover, both the attack speed and attack power are even more outrageous than diamond equipment of the same level. Then This is really awesome.

 Just before reaching the full level.

If you dig too many blocks with bare hands, your health will be forcibly deducted.

 According to the author, this is because Steve masturbated too much and his hands were scratched, so he needed to rest before he could continue masturbating.

However, even if there is a ‘bleeding’ setting, it cannot stop players from loving this mod.

 In fact, the same is true for Fang Mo.

  After all, you must know that this module is a functional module.

  That is to say, it is a module that does not add any items, but simply increases the gameplay. It is the same type as the small map, oversized backpack, crazy eating and other modules.

Generally speaking, the ability of this kind of functional module will spread from Steve to Fang Mo.

This happens to be the world of One Punch Man, so Fang Mo should practice a little boxing... Thinking about it, it seems quite appropriate, right?

 “I see, this is the charm of boxing.”

Thinking of this, Fang Mo suddenly hammered his hand and started to go crazy: "Jin Jin Jin! Ba Ba Ba Ba! Strong, strong, strong! It seems that I have to learn boxing from today on!!"

"…ah?"

 Banggu, who had just finished a set of Liushuiyan Shattering Fist, seemed a little stunned when he heard this.

Fang Mo is interested in his boxing skills... Of course Bangu is also very happy, but isn't the opponent's current performance a bit too much? He can't just watch him punch once and he will go crazy, right?

 “Haha, this kind of fighting technique is really interesting!”

Before Banggu could think about it, Poros next to him also smiled and nodded.

However, he did not watch Banggu's Flowing Rock Shattering Fist. Instead, he waved the scroll in his hand and said: "It seems that although you humans have poor physical fitness, you have unexpectedly developed many interesting skills."

 Speaking of this, Boros also waved his fist to the side.

Even though he just swung it in the air, his fist faintly revealed a violent force. It was not the energy in his body, but a simple energy.

“Is this...the Heart-Exploding Liberation Fist?”

Bump next to him was obviously stunned when he saw this scene.

The other party just read the scroll once and actually learned the boxing technique that was sealed by his younger brother. Isn't the talent of this one-eyed weirdo too scary?

 “Haha, that’s so funny.”

Poros here raised his head and laughed a few times, then looked at Fang Mo eagerly: "Come on, Fang Mo, I can't bear it anymore, come and fight with me for three hundred rounds, just use this or something Liberation Fist... combined with my meteor burst mode!"

“No, I haven’t practiced my boxing skills yet.”

However, when he heard this, Fang Mo shook his head in surprise. Yes, Boros had learned the Heart-Exploding Liberation Fist, but he hadn't had time to study his Iron Fist yet.

 “Haven’t you read it all once?”

Poros asked dissatisfiedly: "Can't you learn after reading it once?"

“I have learned the Liushuiyan Shattering Fist.” Fang Mo said casually, “But I want to learn my own exclusive boxing technique.”

 “This...here actually learned it too?”

Bump was even more frightened when he heard this. What kind of talents do these two guys have?

 “Your special boxing technique?”

However, Boros ignored Bump and looked at Fang Mo curiously: "What is that?"

“Madam, you are unkind, you punched me on purpose!” Fang Mo immediately raised his right fist and said, “With this punch, my energy will stretch directly to the edge of the universe, and even the avenue will be wiped out.”

 “Sounds interesting.”

Poros couldn't help but nodded after hearing this: "Yes, let's wait until you have finished your training before fighting again!"

                     

Seeing that Fang Mo was not really obsessed, Bang Gu seemed to be relieved.

Although he didn't expect Boros to be interested in his boxing skills, he really had no reason to stop him, and didn't Fang Mo himself also plan to learn boxing skills? Then it's better to leave this kind of thing to him.

“Anyway, I have to look for hungry wolves here, so I won’t disturb you all.”

Thinking of this, Bang Gu also took the initiative to say to everyone: "Then my brother and I will say goodbye first. If there is anything we want to communicate about boxing... then wait until this matter is over. Of course, the premise is If I’m still alive.”

 “Don’t worry, everything will be fine.”

After unlocking a good new module, Fang Mo was obviously in a good mood. He happily reached out and patted Bang Gu on the shoulder: "As long as you don't give up, it will be fine. When this matter is over, I invite you to go to a custom shop and prostitute a monster girl for free...to experience the exotic customs."

 “…Let’s forget about that kind of thing.”

  Hearing what Fang Mo said, Bang Gu's originally solemn face turned helpless. He held his forehead with a headache and said, "Let the mistakes I made when I was young go. I have really changed my ways."

 And accompanied by Banggu's shirk.

The originally somewhat depressing atmosphere also disappeared in an instant.

It was just a matter of course, but Bangu was really worried about hungry wolves, so he didn't stay too much. After saying goodbye, he quickly took Bangpu and left.

 And wait until the two Banggu brothers leave.

Not long after, Sonic also suddenly spoke.

"I heard that Bangu is an old man, right?" Sonic held a broom in his hand and stared at Fang Mo and said, "So can you explain why he is so young now?"

 “Maybe it’s well maintained.”

Fang Mo said nonsense: "Didn't you see what he said just now? I am not close to women, maybe because of this reason. I heard that Bang Gu is a level 10 veteran member of the quitting bar..."

 “Nonsense!”

When Sonic heard this, he immediately threw the broom on his hand to the ground angrily.

He is not a fool. He can understand this kind of thing after thinking about it for a while. It is obvious that the golden apple that Fang Mo gave to Bang Gu before was real, and the guy returned to his youth after eating the apple. It seems that that thing It's really some kind of natural treasure.

 “You guy! You must be targeting me, right?”

The more Sonic thought about it, the angrier he became. He felt that Fang Mo might just be playing a trick on him or something, and he almost couldn't help but take action.

Although he did think so in his heart, when it came time to actually take action, Sonic himself hesitated a little. Of course, the same problem was still the same, that is, he couldn't beat him.

 Transform from Sonic back to human.

 It has been almost a week since he came over to do housework.

 In just this week of getting along, he also collected information from many details.

For example, the head maid...that's what Miss Ashue said, she would occasionally talk about Fang Mo's things when doing housework. However, Sonic became more and more frightened when he heard these things. What does the last world mean? What the **** does it mean to wake up so angry that you blow up a planet several times?

Just thinking about it made Sonic murmur in his heart.

Of course, after finishing the housework these days, Sonic's own mentality has also changed a little.

He really can't beat Fang Mo now, but he can practice. Sonic is still very confident in his talent. He just does housework at Fang Mo's house and listens to Fang Mo's guidance to other people on weekdays... like Sonic has begun to have some insights into the idealistic theory mentioned by the **** prisoner in the past few days.

 He imagined that dust was his enemy and the broom was his knife.

As we all know, dust will fly around if you blow it lightly, so how can you use your sword to accurately cut down the dust?

Sonic has been studying this kind of thing every day, and now he has some ideas. This is a skill that is difficult to express clearly in words, but it is surprisingly useful. Sonic thinks that if he replaces the broom with a knife, If you do, you will definitely be able to kill many guys that you couldn't kill before.

You must know that this is a ninjutsu that you have learned by yourself.

 Even the powerful Ninja Village back then had never taught him such perfect skills.

Because of this, Sonic is convinced that as long as he continues to stay here, he will learn more and finally surpass the **** teacher Fang Mo.

Thinking of this, Sonic recognized it.

Of course he admits it. He will definitely be angry if he is treated unfairly. For example, Fang Mo clearly has a golden apple in his hand and would rather give it to Bangu than to himself.

"you…"

Sonic opened his mouth and was about to say a few words, but suddenly the door next to him creaked, and then a childish girl he had never seen walked in, interrupting his speech.

 “It was so noisy early in the morning.”

The girl yawned lazily, then touched her head in displeasure and looked at Fang Mo suspiciously: "Did you do something to me last night? I remember that I was not sleepy at all at that time. , why did you fall asleep suddenly and inexplicably?"

   …?”

With these abrupt words, the entire basement fell silent in an instant.

 Boros, the undocumented knight, and Sonic were all looking at Fang Mo with strange eyes.

"Well, Teacher Fang Mo..." At the end, the undocumented knight with the most sense of justice spoke up. He asked a little cautiously: "I would like to ask, you haven't broken the law, right?"

 “Break a bad law.”

Fang Mo suddenly raised his forehead when he heard this: "This is your serious teacher's wife, do you think I need to break the law?"

 “Nani?”

Hearing this, Sonic and the Undocumented Knight were stunned again, and Sonic immediately sneered after a brief shock: "Oh, scum, I think you are already breaking the law..."

"This..." The unlicensed knight tried hard to maintain the dignity of his master: "Junior brother, Teacher Fang Mo should not be that kind of person."

However, after saying this, the undocumented knight suddenly remembered Fang Mo's usual weird style. He suddenly turned his head subconsciously, looked at Fang Mo uncertainly, and asked hesitantly in a tone of verification: "...Am I right, Teacher Fang Mo?"

 “What’s with your skeptical tone?”

Fang Mo was obviously furious when he saw the scene in front of him: "Your master's wife is a little older than me, okay? She just looks younger."

 Speaking of which.

Fang Mo also turned to look at his partner: "You think so, little demon?"

 “No…who are these people?”

However, after hearing the conversation between several people, Xiaoyao did not respond, but instead frowned in confusion. She had been helping Fang Mogan Industrial Module in the MC world and hadn't been back for more than a week. After passing it, when I turned around, several people I didn't recognize popped out.

Of course you can’t blame her.

 After all, the Undocumented Knight and Sonic are both in casual clothes now.

Now these guys are not two-dimensional paper figures, but living human beings. They are indeed somewhat different from the images in the anime. Even Fang Mo sometimes cannot recognize some inconspicuous characters at first glance, at least. You have to know their names to be able to take the seat.

 “Oh, this is Sonic, and the one next to him is the Undocumented Knight.”

Since the other party has also watched the anime, Fang Mo did not introduce anything in detail, but simply said his name: "As for this person here, I don't think I need to introduce him in detail?"

“…Is this guy Poros?”

The little demon glanced at Boros. The features of this guy were very obvious. Knowing that this was a copy of One Punch, she reacted in an instant.

"Um?"

Boros was a little surprised when he heard this. He even put down the boxing scroll in his hand: "Do you know me? There seems to be a powerful energy hidden in your body... Are you also good at fighting?"

“So what’s going on now, has the timeline advanced to the chapter of the Weird Association?”

The little demon ignored Boros. After lazily rubbing his eyes again, he looked up directly at Fang Mo: "By the way, why do you lie to everyone at home? You had this problem when you were in MC, Boros. Forget about being undocumented, why did you even trick you into Sonic? I remember his eggs exploded in the original book, right?"

"What did you say!?"

 Sonic was already angry, but now he subconsciously retaliated when his point of pain was mentioned: "You dwarf! I'm going to challenge you to a one-on-one fight!"

 (End of this chapter)

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