My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 536 It is well known that bald people have mitosis

   "You may not believe it..."

  After hearing Saitama's question, Fang Mo also shrugged: "But your house is about to explode."

"What?"

   Saitama looked blank after hearing this.

   "No!"

  Different from Saitama, Genos seemed to be vaguely aware of something, and suddenly stood up: "A high-speed approaching response was detected...something is coming!"

   Just finished speaking here, the ceiling exploded with a bang.

  Accompanied by the explosion of smoke and dust all over the sky, a figure jumped down directly from above.

This guy looks a bit like a human-shaped praying mantis, with a carapace covering its body, and its two hands have been transformed into sharp praying knives. As soon as it came out, it let out a piercing laugh: "Jie Jie, my name yes…"

   But the words are not finished yet.

   A fist hit directly head-on.

  The mantis monster didn't even have time to react, and the fist was **** his face.

An irresistible force struck, and with a click, the exoskeleton on his face was directly pierced by a fist, and then the force forcibly tore his head off his neck, and the whole head was like a puddle of rotten flesh. Like meat, it flew towards the wall not far away.

   There was only a chirp, and the thing stuck to the wall directly.

  Two eyeballs burst out from inside, first hit the table next to it, then bounced a few times, and finally rolled down to the floor and stopped.

   "Good guy, the wrist man killed Khazik solo."

   Seeing this scene, Fang Mo couldn't help making complaints beside him.

   "My house!"

   Saitama looked obviously a little sad at the moment. He first glanced at the big hole in the ceiling, and then at the sticky lump of rotten meat on the wall: "How should I fix this?"

   "That's why you can't hold back anymore?"

  Fang Mo first smiled when he heard the words, then raised his finger and pointed out the window: "Just remind you, there are still quite a few strange people outside waiting to demolish your house."

"What!?"

   Saitama became anxious when he heard it: "It can't be dismantled anymore, I can't live anymore, okay?"

   "Teacher, leave the enemies outside to me..." Genos said immediately when he saw this, probably wanting to show himself in front of the other party.

   But the words are not finished yet.

   Saitama's figure has disappeared.

After Janos walked to the window, he realized that Saitama had already rushed out, and there were two strange people stuck upside down on the ground not far away. Since only the lower body was exposed, it was impossible to tell what kind of strange people they were, but There is a high probability that it is hopeless.

   "Damn guy, actually tearing down the ceiling of my house..."

  At this moment, Saitama is still standing where he is, with sadness written on his face, as if he has deep resentment towards these weirdos who destroyed his room.

   "By the way, the apartment you live in is too dilapidated, right?"

After hearing what Saitama said, Fang Mo also slowly walked over from a distance: "You are so strong, at least you should find a way to improve your quality of life. If I have your strength, I will f*ck directly tomorrow!" Live in the White House."

   "I also want to improve the quality of life."

   Saitama helplessly raised his forehead: "But there is no fixed job at present, and there is no money in hand..."

"Then why don't you try pinching a diamond with your bare hands?" Fang Mo thought for a while and said, "I remember that there was a saying on the Internet before that Brother Chun's grip can directly pinch coal into a diamond or something, why don't you try it too? "

   "That's all a joke."

  However, Saitama didn't seem to take it to heart at all, and said something casually.

  After seeing Saitama's attitude, Fang Mo couldn't help but twitch the corners of his eyes. He can only say that this guy is a real Buddhist, and characters like this only exist in anime copies.

   "Forget it, I will give you a new villa in the future."

  Thinking of this, Fang Mo also sighed: "But I have to wait until I have time to find a gold shop. I can't do it now, and I don't have any cash in hand."

"Why?"

   Hearing what Fang Mo said, Saitama also looked at him curiously: "Are you rich?"

   "Do you know how much my pigman tower produces?"

As soon as Fang Mo heard this, he was immediately happy. Before Saitama could speak, he said on his own: "Dozens of groups of gold particles can be generated in half an hour. If it is converted... about fifteen tons of gold per minute." , there was a naive bureau chief who wanted to work for me, tried to spend all my money and got me into trouble."

  Fang Mo said this, and burst into laughter: "I'm dying of laughter, I can't spend it all..."

   "Oh, it sounds very powerful."

   After listening to Saitama, he also nodded a little ignorantly. He obviously couldn't understand anything like a pigman tower, but he always felt that what the other party said seemed to be the truth.

"and you…"

   Saitama thought for a while, and was about to say something.

   But just as he opened his mouth, a black claw suddenly stretched out from the ground, grabbed his ankle directly, and then pulled it down hard.

  Just hearing a bang, Saitama's entire body sank into the concrete floor.

   Only one bald head remained exposed.

"…ah?"

   Saitama also seemed a little confused, he was stuck in the cement and blinked blankly.

"teacher!"

Genos didn't know how perverted Saitama was. He was a little nervous seeing this scene at the moment, and immediately ran over to help him, but the next second suddenly the building next to him exploded, and a giant covered in metal armor walked out.

   "There is a high energy reaction."

  The steel giant here said in a blunt tone: "Are you also a machine?"

"Step aside."

   Genos frowned when he saw the other party blocking his way.

   "The target is not you." The steel giant on the opposite side said something first, and then suddenly launched an attack. The huge body rushed towards Genos like a heavy truck: "It's in the way! Get rid of you first!"

   "The target is not me?"

  Hearing what the other party said, Genos immediately reacted: "Could it be Saitama-sensei..."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

   And at this moment, there was another burst of laughter not far away.

Genos turned his head and saw that it was a huge lion monster walking towards this side. The opponent was a lion with a human body and a few thick chains wrapped around his body. The few miscellaneous fish monsters just now are completely different.

   "The doctor asked us to catch a stupid-looking bald head."

  The lion monster here walked over and laughed wildly and said, "Although I haven't made a move yet, the earth dragon should have dragged that guy into the ground, right?"

"of course."

   While talking here, a mole-like thing suddenly drilled out of the ground.

I saw the mole monster laughed sharply twice, and then he pointed behind him proudly, and said without looking at him: "After all, if you make a fuss, you might tear him apart. The Doctor was going to be angry, so I trapped him underground so he could just sit there and die."

   "Hahaha, good job Earth Dragon!"

  The lion monster looked very satisfied. He nodded, and then took off the iron chain on his body and walked forward: "Then let's bring him to the doctor like this... huh!?"

   But only halfway there.

  He suddenly froze in place as if he had seen a ghost.

"What's wrong?"

  The Mole Monster saw the Lion Monster suddenly froze there, and asked with a puzzled look: "Go and tie that guy up."

   "No, Tulong, you wait first..."

  The lion monster here frowned tightly: "Why are there two bald heads on the ground?"

"…ah?"

  The mole monster...or Earth Dragon felt a little confused when he heard this. He just pulled a bald head down. How could this guy ask such a thing?

  Think here.

  Earth Dragon also turned his head and glanced behind him.

   And just looking at it like this, Tu Long was obviously stunned.

   Not far behind him, there were actually two big shiny bald heads on the concrete floor. The one on the left had dead fish eyes and was even yawning. It was obviously the guy who had just been pulled down by him.

   And as for the one on the right...

  For some reason, Tulong felt that she was a woman.

"How is this going?"

   To be honest, Tulong was also confused at the moment. He scratched himself with his claws and nodded, and said a little puzzled, "Where did the guy on the right come from?"

   As soon as the words fell, a mean voice suddenly sounded from the side.

   "Of course it grew out of the ground."

  The lion monster and the mole monster heard the words and looked, only to find that Fang Mo was leaning on a railing, and said cheerfully as if watching a play.

"and who are you?"

  The lion monster frowned upon seeing this: "Did you do this?"

"Hey, how can this be called a ghost?" Fang Mo waved his hands directly when he saw this: "The earth is the mother that breeds all things. There has been a saying in my hometown since ancient times, you will get melons if you plant melons, and you will get melons if you sow beans." Bean...then you just planted a bald head, and now it is normal to grow another bald head?"

"…ha?"

  Hearing what Fang Mo said, the two weirdos seemed to be stunned.

  They always feel an inexplicable sense of disobedience, but for some reason, they don’t know where to complain. After all, these guys are all animal-modified people, and their IQs are not high.

   And at the end.

  The lion monster didn't bother to think about it, and roared angrily: "You bastard, you must be playing us?"

   "I'm not kidding you, I'm telling the truth."

  Fang Mo said solemnly: "You just planted the most powerful hero in the world, and now the bald head has blossomed and bear fruit, and another most powerful hero in the world has grown. What's wrong with that?"

   "What an interesting theory."

Before the lion monster can react, Saitama, who was buried in the ground, couldn't help but say something, and he turned his head and greeted the bald man next to him: "Well, hello, my name is Saitama , is a hero driven by interest."

   "Hello, Saitama."

  The bald head on the other side also nodded politely: "You can call me Gu Yi, I am the former supreme mage of Kama Taj."

  Yes, the one buried in the ground is the ancient one.

  It is obviously false that the bald head will have mitosis when buried in the ground, and only these weirdos will believe it. The truth is that Fang Mo directly pulled Gu Yi out of the sword while everyone was not paying attention, and then stuffed it into the ground.

  Of course, even Gu Yi himself is very confused now.

After all, she had been inside the sword before, and she didn't have much perception of the outside world, but she was suddenly inserted into the ground in the next second, and there were a few monsters roaring and screaming beside her, so she didn't say a word , but silently observed the surrounding environment, and did not speak until Saitama greeted her.

   "Hey, don't be angry."

  Fang Mo has a vicious face at the moment, even if the lion monster falls into a rage, he doesn't care at all: "Actually, let me tell you a secret, I am the patron saint of this land."

"…ha?"

  The lion monster raised his eyebrows when he heard it, obviously feeling disbelief.

   “Anything that falls into the ground, I feel it.”

  Fang Mo smiled, and then raised his finger to point to the two shiny bald heads on the ground: "Then the question is, are you getting the bald head of this male who is good at physical attacks, or this female bald head who is good at magic attacks?"

   "Heh... heh heh... heh heh..."

  However, after hearing what Fang Mo said, the lion monster here suddenly lowered his head and laughed.

   "Well, it seems that you can't speak well."

The lion monster probably thinks that Fang Mo has been playing tricks on him, and now he is really out of anger. The veins on his forehead are all bursting out, and the nails on his hands have suddenly elongated a lot, like daggers: " If this is the case, let you first experience the power of this beast king!"

   "Lion cut!"

  I saw the lion monster roared wildly, and then waved his hands and grabbed the air in front of him.

  However, Fang Mo didn't even move in the face of the murderous attack of the lion monster, but suddenly turned his head and shouted at Saitama: "Hey, Saitama."

   "What are you doing?"

   Saitama yawned lazily: "This soil is inexplicably comfortable, I'm almost falling asleep..."

   "This is your home."

  Fang Mo smiled and raised his finger to point to the direction behind him.

   At this moment, the lion monster had already swung its claws, and several winds like air knives were thrown from his nails, and flew directly towards Fang Mo.

   "!!"

  Seeing this, Saitama's eyes widened.

  In the next second, there was only a bang, and Saitama immediately lifted the entire land, and rushed to the lion monster in front of him like lightning: "Consecutive ordinary punches!"

  No bells and whistles.

  Everyone just vaguely felt that Saitama's hand was blurred for a moment.

  In the next moment, there were countless puffing and cracking sounds from the Lion King, and his burly and sturdy body exploded into a puddle of flesh foam in an instant, exploding all over the sky.

   And just as Saitama attacked the lion monster, Gu Yi also broke free from the ground.

"so…"

  Gu Yi first patted the dirt on his body calmly, then raised his head to look at Fang Mo beside him: "Aren't you going to explain the current situation?"

  (end of this chapter)