My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 378: You have dark skin, let's make friends!

  Chapter 378 Your skin is quite dark, let's make friends!

   "Fuck! Obama!"

  Fang Mo was taken aback when he saw this: "You're still wearing a suit and tie, isn't this TM reduction too high?"

  Yes, the image of the other party is indeed very realistic.

It was a tall, dark-skinned man with a hearty smile. He had short shaved hair and was wearing a clean and tidy black suit with a white shirt lining and a red tie. No matter how he looked at him, he seemed to have Very strong sense of sight.

   And just like Fang Mo observing each other.

  The other party was also looking at Fang Mo, but there was a little doubt in his eyes.

"you…"

  Obama seemed a little hesitant. He looked up and down Fang Mo's body, and then looked at Steve next to him. After thinking for a long time, he asked, "Whose incarnation are you?"

   "A hymn of loyalty."

  Fang Mo said in a low voice.

   "..."

  Obama...or Nyarlathotep was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to the side: "Yog, do you know Him?"

  Accompanied by the other party's words, a bright light suddenly lit up in the whole office.

   Without any warning, a large pile of spheres shining with countless stars flashed out of thin air, and then the light flashed. Although there was no sound, Fang Mo still 'heard' the calm and indifferent voice somehow.

"do not know."

   After saying this sentence, the series of glowing spheres disappeared.

"Ok?"

  Hearing this sentence, Nyarlathotep seemed a little strange, and he looked at Fang Mo again: "Strange...why doesn't even Yog know you?"

   "Maybe because I like going to Jewish?"

  Fang Mo said subconsciously: "By the way, besides going to Jewish, I also like making black friends."

   "Look, you seem to be quite interesting."

  When Nyarlathotep heard this, he thought about it for a while, and then suddenly laughed: "Forget it, it doesn't matter whether you are a newcomer or an outsider, anyway, you are quite in line with my appetite."

"That…"

  Fang Mo looked at Nyarlathotep in front of him, and tentatively sent out an invitation: "Work together?"

   "Live together!"

  Nyarlathotep suddenly showed a hearty and cheerful smile.

   "Let's go, let's go home first."

  Fang Mo was also happy. He probably has figured out the current situation now, so he greeted directly: "My watermelon is always sweet, let's chat while eating..."

  …

   Well known.

  When a piece of fun bumps into another piece of fun, the level of the fun is doubled.

   And Fang Mo accidentally summoned Nyarlathotep, so one can imagine what will happen next.

In short, after a period of communication, Fang Mo has completely figured out the current situation, which is similar to what he expected. The Nyarlathotep in front of him is not an MC creature, but a real creature from the Cthulhu myth. That outer god, the crouching chaos among the three pillar gods.

   But let’s be honest, what the **** is this Cthulhu Mythos.

  Fang Mo still doesn't understand.

  Now he has two completely different guesses in his mind.

The first one is, this so-called Cthulhu mythology... including all the gods in it are real, like Yogsothoth, Nyarlathotep, Azathoth, Gheros, Csu Lu or something, they really exist in a certain universe.

  When Fang Mo activated the statue unintentionally, Nyarlathotep discovered the new world Fang Mo was in, so he came over and greeted him.

  Besides, Fang Mo has a second guess.

   That's the reality test.

  Normally speaking, if Fang Mo only realized a statue of an evil god, then it is very likely that it is really just a statue and has no effect.

   But the problem is...

   There are two kinds of statues of Nyarlathotep in the Abyss Kingdom mod.

  One of them is a decorative statue, which can only be placed for decoration without any practical use, while the other is a real statue of evil gods, which can activate rituals when placed.

   Fang Mo used the real statue of Nyarlathotep to realize it.

The logical judgment of the actualization experiment has always been very weird. Maybe after the Nyarlathotep statue is judged, the world law confirms that it really has certain powers. However, there is no "Cthulhu Mythology System" in this world. The related settings, so the world law forcibly generated a whole set of Cthulhu gods and the like.

   Or simply link the world of a work based on the Cthulhu mythology with this.

  However, no matter it is the first conjecture or the second conjecture, the Nyarlathotep in front of Fang Mo is a real biological entity, not an MC creature.

  This means that He is not under Fang Mo's control, nor does he have to obey him.

   But even so.

  But Nyarlathotep's attitude in front of Fang Mo is not bad.

  After Fang Mo invited him to come to the villa for a chat, he sat on the sofa and kept smiling, crossed his legs, crossed his hands on his knees and chatted with Fang Mo.

  Basically, he answered everything Fang Mo asked him.

   On the other hand, Fang Mo also explained the world view here to the other party.

   That is, the settings of demons, hell, and humans. After hearing this, Nyarlathotep seemed very excited, saying that this world is very suitable for him to start.

   It's worth mentioning that Fang Mo didn't feel any strange aura from the other party.

   It is reasonable to say that this conversation lasted most of the night. You must know that this is the outer **** of Cthulhu's worldview. If you were a normal person, you should be crazy, but Fang Mo is fine, which is a bit strange.

   And it's not hard to hear from the tone.

  Nyarlathotep on the opposite side seems to regard himself as the same kind.

And this is not a common kind, because Fang Mo can vaguely feel the respect and even respect of the other party. Although this feeling is very vague and can only detect a little bit of feeling from a few words, Fang Mo feels that this is not an illusion. The other party probably saw something, or misunderstood something.

  But the two chatted really happily.

  It was as if the other party wasn't that scary and weird alien **** at all, but a wicked friend of Fang Mo's. No matter the tone of his speech or the content of the conversation, Fang Mo was extremely happy.

   In short, it will be very fast.

   Time came the next morning.

   After Ashue finished washing, she also slowly walked down the stairs, and she was also stunned after seeing Nyarlathotep: "Huh? Are there any guests?"

   "Axue, let me introduce you."

Seeing this, Fang Mo also smiled and introduced to Ashe: "This is my new friend, Nyarato levator anus, of course you can also call him Ao Shuhai... No, Ao Guanhai, Lu Xian, Naiyako, or wontons served in prison."

   "Master, you are joking again."

Seeing this, Axue immediately raised her forehead, and then politely bowed slightly to Nyarlathotep: "I'm sorry, um...Mr. Nayar, Master is like this sometimes, but he has no malice. "

"It doesn't matter, I like his personality very much. According to human terms, this is called congeniality. In order to become friends with him, I am reluctant to introduce him to my boss, otherwise our relationship will not be equal. "

  Nyarlathotep waved his hand with a smile: "Beautiful Miss Snow, can I have a cup of iced coffee?"

   "The kind is...?"

  Axue glanced at the other party in surprise, but she didn't expect the other party to recognize her identity instantly.

"Hey, you can tell at a glance that he is from the country of Magnesia." Before Nyarlathotep could speak, Fang Mo said directly: "Of course I gave him a glass of iced Americano, plus two Iced bullets, the same type as Kennedy."

   "In this world, is Magnesium the most powerful country?"

  Nyarlathotep nodded to Ashe first, and then turned to look at Fang Mo: "Is there a nuclear bomb here? How many world wars have broken out?"

   "It broke out twice, and the nuclear bomb was also researched."

  Fang Mo shrugged and said: "However, the world here is a bit special, probably caused by the rules of the devil. The concepts of nuclear bombs and World War II have been swallowed up, and now everyone doesn't remember these things."

   "What!? Then how?"

When Nyarlathotep heard it, he was unhappy at the time: "No, I'm going to run for the president of Magnesia, and then let them make antimatter bombs. How can this human world not have mass destruction? What about weapons? How miserable are they?"

   "Good guy, you really want to be Obama."

  Fang Mo also laughed when he heard the words: "On the surface, it is Obama, the great leader of the lighthouse world, but in fact it is Ozma, the **** of chaos. You are playing tricks."

   "Who makes human beings always so stupid and funny?"

  Nyarlathotep smiled and said: "No matter how I deceive and tempt them, they will always repeat the same mistakes in the end. No one forces them, and every time they fall into the abyss step by step..."

  I haven't finished talking here.

  Fang Mo's cell phone rang suddenly.

   "Who is this..."

   Hearing the ringtone, Fang Mo felt a little uncomfortable, but when he opened it, it turned out to be Maqima, which made him a little curious, so he directly pressed the connect button.

   Before Fang Mo could speak, Maqima on the opposite side asked.

   "Advisor Fang Mo, did you come to the Metropolitan Police Department last night?"

"I've gone." Fang Mo didn't deny it. After all, the Metropolitan Police Department has surveillance cameras. You can find out if you go or not. There is no need to lie: "I went to your office to ask a god. I didn't steal Your underwear, if you lose something that you use next to your body, it must be done by electricity, and it has nothing to do with me, because if I glue it, it will be directly aimed at your face."

   "Advisor Fang Mo, my personal belongings are not lost."

Maqima's dignified voice came from the phone: "But early this morning, the staff in charge of patrol and night shift in the Metropolitan Police Department collectively lost their minds, and seven people were missing in the building. Do you have any clues? "

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo subconsciously glanced at Nyarlathotep, but soon he denied it directly: "I can have some clues, maybe they encountered some kind of demon, but this It’s really outrageous, I’ll go and have a look first.”

   "That's not necessary."

Surprisingly, Maqima actually rejected Fang Mo: "If it wasn't for Fang Mo's consultant, it might be the fault of the three immortal brothers. Their bodies are also missing. Maybe they resurrected and used some kind of demon Ability... In short, let me handle the affairs of the Metropolitan Police Department first, and you can concentrate on the electricity side."

   "Do you really not need me?"

  Fang Mo glanced at Nyarlathotep again: "I also want to introduce you to a black friend. I heard that you are more Munich, so I plan to introduce you."

   "...wait for this operation to end."

As expected, Maqima still didn't answer, and shied away again: "I just received the information that Guangxi arrived in Tokyo yesterday, but it seems that she has been taking Majin to eat, drink and have fun all day long. I guess she will do it today. Now, please protect Denji-kun well."

  (end of this chapter)

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