My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 354 Fang Mo: I also have a repair dog

  Because everyone was drunk, and Fang Mo was still making things difficult on purpose.

  Maqima didn't stay too long. After diverting Fang Mo's topic with a smile, she directly covered her head and stood up, expressing that she seemed drunk too, and left first after paying the payment.

  Others were drunk so they didn't notice anything, but Fang Mo saw it all.

   Have to say, as the dominant demon among the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

  The city of Machima is really deep.

Before this guy achieves his goal, his emotions are really unequivocal. This Fang Mo is about to **** on her face, but she can still hold it back. At least most people can't do this. of.

   Of course, this also has something to do with Fang Mo's current strength.

  If it were an ordinary person, he dared to insult her like this. Although Maqima would not get angry in public in order to maintain her image, this guy would definitely not see the sun the next day.

   But there is no way.

  Fang Mo is really difficult to deal with.

   Maqima has nothing to do with him at the moment.

  According to the original book, Maqima's plan is to control the chainsaw demon Pokita, and then create an ideal world for her.

   She has been preparing for this plan for a long time.

  But Fang Mo appeared out of nowhere and almost disrupted all her plans.

  According to Maqima's character, she will definitely find a way to target Fang Mo, either find a way to use it, or find an opportunity to get rid of it, but in fact she doesn't know at all...Fang Mo is waiting for such an action from her.

   After all, in Fang Mo's opinion.

  Machima's struggle is really interesting.

  In short, soon after Machima said goodbye, the welcome party for newcomers ended. After all, everyone was already drunk, so they went back to their respective houses.

It is worth mentioning that.

  The drunken Himeno seems to have taken Denji away.

  In normal times, Hayakawa Akira might have gone to pull him back, but now he was so drunk that Arai and Pava dragged him home in the end, so no one cared about calling him again.

  As for Fang Mo, of course he also returned to his villa.

"Axue, I'm back from fooling around." Pushing open the door, Fang Mo also yelled directly, but soon he found that Axue was busy with something in the kitchen, so he walked over curiously: "It's so late, why are you still here?" What are you busy with?"

   "Welcome back, Master."

  Axue turned her head and smiled at Fang Mo, then pointed to the big pottery jar in front of her: "I'm just learning to pickle cabbage."

"Ok?"

Hearing what A Xue said, Fang Mo also looked up subconsciously, only to find that the kitchen was already full of cabbage, and then there was a lot of salt: "You don't need to make this thing yourself, it's troublesome, whatever you want Wouldn't it be better to buy a little?"

   "No, I quite like this feeling."

Ah Xue didn't mind, instead she smiled: "When I was studying in Joestar's mansion, I also learned about brewing techniques. I checked it online just now, and it seems to be similar to the principle of pickles. They are all fermented. So I thought about making it myself for the master to have a taste."

   "Is that so?"

  Fang Mo also smiled after listening, and then gently touched the other party's head: "That's hard work, let's eat together after it's done."

"Ok."

  A Xue nodded happily, and then continued to process the pile of Chinese cabbage.

"correct."

  Fang Mo asked, "Where's Shoggoth?"

   "It's watching TV."

  A Xue said.

   "What the hell?" Fang Mo was stunned after hearing this: "This... Shoggoths watching TV?"

"Yes."

  A Xue nodded while peeling the cabbage and said: "The child has been doing housework with me just now, helped to wipe the floor, and cleaned the dust in the corner, so as a reward, let him watch TV for a while."

   "I'll go see it."

  Fang Mo felt a little confused, so he turned his head and walked towards the living room.

After coming to the living room, Fang Mo also saw Shoggoth on the sofa. The other party was huddling obediently on a sponge cushion, and not far from it was a super-large LCD TV, which was playing a TV Tokyo animation.

   Shoggoths seem to be very well-behaved, curled up in a ball and feel very quiet.

  Although it doesn't have any 'eyes' organs on its body, Fang Mo can feel that the other party is indeed watching TV.

   This villa was given to Fang Mo by Stark, so this TV is also very high-tech. It seems that it can automatically analyze and decipher local TV programs through satellite signals, and it can even be used in other worlds.

At the moment, what is showing on the TV is a cartoon similar to a magical girl, called Flaming Pretty Girl☆Agni. Fang Mo has never seen this thing before. It must be a cartoon unique to this world. At this moment, Shoggoth He is staring at the screen with relish, and from time to time he will raise his small tentacles and wave them in the air twice, as if to cheer up the protagonist.

  The animation does not play for a long time.

   In just a few minutes, as the protagonist Agnes performed her nirvana, Magic☆Embrace of Love, the evil monster was directly enveloped in pink flames and turned into a pinch of black powder.

   After that, TV Tokyo began to broadcast another program.

  It seems to be a food show, teaching the audience how to make tempura fried food, but even if it is a food teaching, Shoggoth is still staring at the screen seriously, as if he is studying.

   Soon the food show ended, and the TV station turned into parent-child teaching again.

  It is the kind of parent-child program where mothers teach their children to read and then do puzzle games.

   And it was at this time.

  The Shoggoth here suddenly began to change.

  I saw its body suddenly squirmed, and then began to follow the program on TV, making a dry and intermittent voice: "One...two...Mom...Mom..."

   "big...tree...lion...sun...egg..."

   "Baby is awesome...Learning so fast..."

   "The tempura is delicious..."

   "Ah, Si Guoyi."

   "I am the magical girl Agnes."

   At first, the Shoggoth's voice was harsh and intermittent, but after only a few minutes, it became very fluent.

  Even the voice is constantly changing.

   It started with the voices of the children, then the voices of the mothers, and then the voices of the presenters.

  At the end, he has become the voice actor in the cartoon just now: "Accept, sweet fist of flame! Use love magic to burn all the evil!"

   "Good guy, are you repairing the repeater?"

   Seeing this scene, Fang Mo finally couldn't help but start complaining: "I kind of want you to watch JOJO, it would be amazing if I could match Zi'an Wuren's voice..."

   "Ji?"

  Hearing Fang Mo's voice, Shoggoth reacted suddenly.

   It jumped to the ground excitedly, jumped onto Fang Mo's body after a few hits, and then began to act like a baby to him, stretching out a small tentacle to poke Fang Mo's fingertips.

   "Good boy."

  Fang Mo smiled lightly and stretched out his fingertips to poke it.

   "Chick! Chick! Chick!"

   Shoggoth seemed a little happy after hearing that, and yelled at Fang Mo while swinging his tentacles.

  These calls mean to ask for credit, it means that it helped with the housework today and is very obedient, and the TV is very good, and it also wants to make tempura for Fang Mo to eat.

   "I've heard about it."

  Fang Mo put the Shoggoth in his hand, and stroked it a few times like stroking a puppy: "That's really good, he is indeed a good boy, worthy of praise, then let you eat more meat if you have the chance."

   "Ah, Si Guoyi."

  Shoggoth also cheered happily when he heard this.

   "You shouldn't say that at this time." Fang Mo poked Shoggoth: "Change it."

   "How delicious is the tempura?"

   Shoggoth said something first, but then it seemed to think about it again, and modified the words: "Meat, super delicious."

   "It's right this time."

  Fang Mo took out a raw meat steak and handed it to Shoggoth: "Come, reward."

   "Gee!"

   Shoggoth cheered, and then his palm-sized body suddenly opened, turning into a black membrane and directly swallowing the raw meat steak.

   Seeing this, Fang Mo realized a few pieces of meat and ejected them, and put them on the ground for the Shoggoths to eat slowly.

  In fact, if you switch to the Marvel universe.

   At this time, Fang Mo has already lay down and is about to sleep.

It's a pity that this is the world of chainsaw people. Without the help of the mantis girl to sleep, Fang Mo can't dream even if he falls asleep, so he just doesn't sleep anymore. It's rare to find a new favorite, and play with Xiuji at night It seems to be pretty good to play.

   In short, there was nothing to say all night.

   Soon it was the next morning.

  After a night of teaching, Shoggoth has learned a lot so far.

In addition to the most basic literacy and speaking, Fang Mo also showed it the animal world and cute pet shows, and Shoggoth itself is an amorphous creature, so now it has learned to mimic and become A strange looking black puppy.

  Of course, because Shoggoth has just been born, its mimicry is not perfect.

  This puppy is as black as ink, its fur looks a bit messy, and there are six glowing eyes on its head. It doesn't look like a normal dog.

   But Fang Mo didn't care.

  Happily put a dog leash on Shoggoth, and then took it out.

  Because of training Shoggoths and wasting some time looking for the collar, Hayakawa Qiu and the others had already gone out for breakfast in advance, but the specific address had already been sent to Fang Mo's phone.

  So Fang Mo walked the dog while walking towards the location of Lihua Cafeteria according to the address that Akira Hayakawa gave him.

However, the moment Fang Mo came to Lihua Canteen and opened the door to enter, there was a loud "boom", as if a huge fox's head exploded the entire second floor, and then there was no one in the entire restaurant. The Omen exploded.

  Accompanied by a series of deafening noises, the Lihua canteen collapsed into a pile of ruins in front of Fang Mo, with only one door still in his hand.

   "Fuck!!"

  (end of this chapter)