My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 349: Squat there, let people talk for a lifetime

  Chapter 349 Squatting there, making people chatter for a lifetime

   "Puuuuuuuu...Xiuji!"

  Fang Mo turned his head and shouted towards the corridor.

   Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the Shoggoth, which was like living oil slime, slowly slid over from a distance. It left a faint line of slime on the wall, and then slipped into the guest room.

   "Ahhh! It's the Pitch Demon!"

  Dongshan Xiaohong was frightened and screamed immediately when she saw this.

   "Hey!!" Arai next to him was also terrified, and lay on the ground with his head in his arms: "What kind of thing is this! Don't eat me...I promise to resign as soon as I get back!"

   "Chi Chi Chi Chi!"

   Shoggoth also yelled when he saw this.

  It has no other meaning, but simply thinks it is fun, so it is imitating the two of them.

"so…"

  Hayakawa Qiu held his stomach and endured the pain and said, "This is the dog you are talking about? Do you have any misunderstandings about the creature 'dog'?"

   "There is no misunderstanding."

  Fang Mo stretched out his hand and touched Shoggoth's body: "Dogs like to eat meat and bones, and they also like their master very much. They are well-behaved and cute, and they can understand simple orders from the master, can't they?"

   "Of course not!"

  The person who refuted this time was Dianci: "I also like to eat meat and bones. Am I a dog?"

   "Huh? Don't you?"

  Fang Mo asked a rhetorical question first, and then took out a bone and handed it over: "Dianci, sip..."

"Brother, you don't have any meat in your bones." Dianci said something disgusting at first, but in the next second he stretched out his hand helplessly to pick up the bones: "There is really no way, I can only go home and boil it in water." Make it into soup and drink it."

"Hey!"

  Hayakawa couldn't help it when he saw this scene: "Wait for me, isn't the shape of this bone not right?"

   "It looks like..."

  The face of Hime Ye next to him also changed slightly: "It looks like a human leg bone."

"Hey!?"

  I was also taken aback when I heard it again: "No, isn't that disgusting?"

"This is Xiaobai... the bone of the skeleton archer." Fang Mo saw that he didn't want it for the first time, so he simply threw it away, and threw the bone directly to the Shoggoth beside him: "Even if you have never encountered a real undead Creatures... the game has always been played, right? Skeleton soldiers don't know?"

   "Even if you say so..."

  Zao Chuanqiu clutched his stomach, it was obvious that he didn't believe Fang Mo's words at all.

"Ah, yes, yes, this is a stupid human leg bone." Fang Mo also laughed angrily, and said directly: "This is the leg bone of the person who made a contract with me last time, and everyone who makes a contract with me is not good. Die, are you satisfied with that?"

   "..."

  Hayakawa became quiet after hearing this, as if he had accepted the statement.

"That's why I hate your world. You are all like walking dead, and you don't even struggle when you hear that you are going to die." Fang Mo also sighed when he saw this: "I don't care about you hanging like that." My mind has been refreshed... Sure enough, I should cut the moon."

   "Don't cut the moon."

  Hearing this, Akira Hayakawa opened his mouth: "The contract between us hasn't reached that level yet... cough cough... hiss..."

  It's a pity that he just touched the wound when he was halfway through speaking, and his face twisted due to the pain.

   "Qiu-jun better stop talking." Seeing this, Ji Ye persuaded him, and then turned to look at Pava: "Did the blood demon help Qiu-jun stop the bleeding just now?"

   "I've already stopped him."

  Pava said: "After all, if the braided man dies, no one will cook for me."

   "I'm fine."

  Hayakawa Qiu heard the conversation between the two, and explained: "I... have eaten his meat slices, and my body is much stronger than before. Xiaohong's knife should not hurt my vitals."

   "Meat slices?"

  Himino was stunned after hearing this.

   "Oh, it's a way to make him stronger."

Fang Mo explained briefly, and then turned to look at Hayao Chuanqiu: "So, do you want to eat more? You are too weak now, just a kitchen knife can break your defense, at least you have to Let’s talk about a thicker skin first, or a more powerful weapon or something.”

   "The price..."

   "I lost two things in Japan." Fang Mo said with a smile, "You can look for it with me later."

   "What did you lose?"

   Akira Hayakawa asked a little strangely.

   "It's not something very important." Fang Mo scratched his head casually: "It's just... dropped two atomic bombs."

"what?"

  Akira Hayakawa was also stunned after hearing this: "What is that? It sounds like a bullet...does it have something to do with the Gun Demon?"

   Yes, the world also forgot about the concept of the nuke because the nuke demon was swallowed.

   "It has nothing to do with the Gun Demon."

  Fang Mo shook his head.

   "That's good." Hearing this, Akira Hayakawa nodded and agreed: "I agree, please make me stronger."

   "Eat this thing first."

   As Fang Mo said, he threw a golden apple at him.

  Hayakawa Qiu raised his hand to take the golden apple, but he didn't start it immediately, but stared at it hesitantly for a long time, and finally he plucked up the courage to close his eyes and bite down.

  With a click, the sweet and sour juice filled the entire mouth.

   "!?"

  Hayakawa Akira opened his eyes in astonishment.

"Hey, what's your expression?" Fang Mo joked cheerfully: "Could it be that you haven't eaten enough shit? Then don't worry, I will make you a real one when I have time next time." The sword in the shit, um, what do you think of the **** curry stick?"

   "Shut up!"

  After hearing this, Hayakawa Qiu shouted, "Have I eaten enough shit, okay?!"

"what?"

  Hime who was next to him covered his mouth in surprise after hearing this: "Qiu Jun, for the sake of strength, you actually..."

Not only Himeno, but even Higashiyama Xiaohong and Arai looked at him in astonishment after hearing Akira Hayakawa's words, and Arai blurted out subconsciously: "As expected of the senior, in order to defeat the demon of the gun, even This kind of thing can be done…”

   "I can't do it!"

   Akira Hayakawa yelled once again breaking down.

"Hahaha!"

Fang Mo couldn't help laughing out loud after hearing this, walked over and patted Zao Chuanqiu on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Old Ba...Old Qiu, I can understand how you feel right now, that kind of carelessness The feeling of exposing one's secrets and then being publicly executed, squatting there, worthless, and making people chatter for a lifetime..."

   "You devil!"

  Hayao Chuanqiu gritted his teeth and looked at Fang Mo: "Did you plan this kind of thing a long time ago?"

   "This is what you said yourself."

  Fang Mo reminded with a smile.

   "I'm not talking about leaking!" Hayakawa Qiu shouted first, and then quickly turned to explain to others: "I'm not, I don't, don't listen to his nonsense..."

   However, everyone didn't respond at all, they just looked at him silently.

   "How can it be repaired!"

  When Hayakawa Qiu saw this scene, he couldn't help but hammered the floor hard.

Obviously, he can't explain this matter clearly, and if he continues to talk about it, it will only get darker and darker. Thinking of this, Zao Chuanqiu is really angry and anxious. He didn't expect that he had just completed the transaction with Fang Mo, and the price would be the next second. It's here, and it's still the social death that he can't accept the most.

  But at this moment, Fang Mo suddenly patted him on the shoulder again, and said earnestly.

   "In fact, sometimes, people will inevitably have some negative thoughts in their hearts, such as 'who can help me destroy the earth', which means that you are too tired and need a good rest."

   "When you rest well, your thoughts will become much more optimistic, and you will want to destroy the earth with your own hands."

   "Sorry, I don't want to do that."

   Akira Hayakawa immediately retorted.

   "I mean, you guys better take a break first."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "I have to train the demons here for a while, but your current state of mind is not very good, especially Xiaohong and Arai, if you are so awake, you will only provide the demons with the power of fear. Why don't you take a rest, maybe the demon will kill himself when you wake up."

   "Hey?" Dongshan Xiaohong asked a little timidly: "Really...really?"

   "How about you see for yourself?"

   Fang Mo raised his finger in the direction of the door.

  Dongshan Xiaohong didn't speak, just crawled over cautiously and took a look, just in time to see the scene where the bedrock puppet was killing demons.

  The entire corridor was filled with screams of demons.

   "Finally... to be saved?"

   Seeing this scene, Dongshan Xiaohong finally breathed a sigh of relief.

  In fact, this demon is quite good at playing with people's hearts. First, it creates an atmosphere of panic little by little. The more people are afraid, the stronger it will become, and then everyone will be more afraid of it, forming a virtuous circle.

   But the problem is when Fang Mo makes a move.

  The cycle is broken.

  Under the tireless torment of the bedrock golem, this demon can't even speak harsh words, and can only keep screaming pain. Then who would be afraid of such a thing?

Now everyone is not so scared. Himeno and Hayakawa Qiu even took turns to rest for a while, but Arai and Higashiyama Xiaohong didn't sleep much because they were a little afraid of Shoggoth. They just hid in the corner and waited quietly with their knees hugged. Then, after the demon lost fear as nourishment, it really couldn't hold it any longer.

  I saw it offering its heart while begging for mercy, expressing that he really didn't want to be abused anymore, so give it a good time or something.

  Fang Mo didn't say anything when he saw this, and directly inserted the Ender Sword into its heart.

  With the scream of the demon, all the rotten flesh around formed a vortex and was sucked into the blade.

After absorbing this demon, the great sword of Ender in Fang Mo's hand also changed. Open your mouth, in short, it looks really ugly.

   "It's disgusting, this thing."

  After seeing the new shape of the sword, Fang Mo also felt a little disgusted with it.

   Suppressing his nausea, Fang Mo tested it, and found that the ability of this weapon was quite similar to that of that demon.

   First, you need to find a relatively closed space, and then activate the ability to summon the demon's stomach, and then let this space form a closed loop or something.

   And due to the demon being resolved.

  The direction of gravity on the eighth floor also returned to normal.

   It didn't take long before several people came out of the guest room slowly.

   "Has the demon been dealt with?"

   Akira Hayakawa observed the environment in the corridor, and asked after finding that the demon had disappeared.

   "Here, here it is." Fang Mo shook the sword in his hand, and then smiled maliciously: "How about it, do you want to make a deal with me again?"

  (end of this chapter)

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