My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 339 Tax Evasion Devil! Make your debut!

  The chainsaw boy turned his head and looked, his eyes widened in shock.

   However, this is not because of joy.

   Instead, panic.

   After all, the demon on the opposite side...it looks too ghostly.

Of course, in fact, most of the demons in the chainsaw man world are quite ugly. It is said that it seems to have something to do with Fujimoto's liking for drawing intestines, but the shape of this demon is definitely disgusting to the chainsaw boy. .

  Then why is it disgusting?

  Because this is a group of tentacle-like demons.

  The lower body of this demon is four tentacles-like legs, which are bent and bent at the moment, as if squatting there to shit.

  The two arms are thick and long ring-shaped tentacles, which are drooping on the ground, dragging a wet and sticky trail.

Even where the head was originally, it was just a giant tentacle, except that there was a pile of woman's hair growing on the tentacle, and then there was a huge juicy and plump lip under the hair, other than that, it didn't have any The facial features in the conventional sense.

  In fact, if only this is the case.

  It can only be described as a strangely shaped demon at best, not how disgusting it is.

   But the problem is that there are actually two rows of incomparably huge... organs unique to mammals growing on the demon's chest, and then they are stretched out like tentacles, drooping feebly in front of it.

   "Is this the big one you said?"

  The chainsaw boy turned his head to look at Fang Mo in a daze: "Are you sure?"

   "This is your request."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "I asked you if you just need to touch the breasts, you told me yourself, as long as the **** are fine, and the bigger the better, do you think this guy is very big? It's as big as your brain, and it actually has two rows..."

   "At least it must be human!"

  The chainsaw boy couldn't help roaring.

"Is she human?" Fang Mo lowered his head and pointed to the **** the ground: "This guy's name is Pava, he seems to be some kind of blood demon, you must have thought about her before, right? That means you don't care if she is not human."

   "But at least she looks human."

  The chainsaw boy argued: "What is that tentacle monster over there, you want to throw up when you see it?"

   "The one over there seems to be a leech demon."

Fang Mo also laughed when he saw this: "The blood demon **** blood, and the leech demon also **** blood. Why do you treat him differently? Just because the little Pava is good-looking? Isn't the leech demon just 700kg fat and small?" A girl with a bird stomach? How dare you call her a tank? Oh, how brave you are."

"Hey?"

  The **** the ground...or Pava was stunned after hearing this: "Why do you know my name?"

   "No, how did you know it was a woman???"

  However, the chainsaw boy didn’t care about this, and directly retorted: "And I didn’t call it a tank, did you? You called it yourself..."

   "It really gave me a hard time looking for it."

While Fang Mo was arguing with the chainsaw boy, the leech demon not far away slowly crawled over, probably because he had no ears, this guy didn't hear the communication between the two just now, and he was just looking after himself at the moment Said: "You guys killed the little bat, right? He's my man!"

   Speaking of which, a burst of murderous aura suddenly emanated from its body.

However, just when a few people thought it was going to attack, the leech demon suddenly froze for a moment, and then leaned in front of the chainsaw boy, and carefully observed his face: "Oh... look carefully, your little face looks pretty good. Cute, looks very much to my liking, forget it, let you go."

   "...What about the woman behind?"

  The chainsaw boy seemed a little confused after hearing this, but he still asked subconsciously.

"killed."

  The leech demon said flatly.

  Hearing this, both the chainsaw boy and Pava were stunned for a moment, but before the chainsaw boy could make any movement, a hand suddenly pressed on his shoulder.

   "Come on, come on, Dian Cijun, you go back a little bit."

Fang Mo directly pulled the chainsaw boy... that is, Dianci to the side, stood over by himself, and then said a little narcissistically: "Well, although I don't know what you use as eyes, but please Give me a score too, is my handsome face even more..."

   "Where is the mental illness?"

  However, before Fang Mo finished speaking, the leech demon suddenly grinned in disgust: "It's disgusting, just kill it."

   After finishing speaking, it directly launched an attack with its tentacles.

   "I draft the master!!"

  Fang Mo cursed angrily after hearing this, and swung his knife forward in the next second: "Levatin! Ashes of heaven and earth! Go to hell, old tank!"

  The leech demon couldn't even react, and was vaporized in an instant.

And after that, a huge rift suddenly appeared on the road in front of Fang Mo, as if it had been cut by something, extending to the end of the block, with the breeze blowing, a large amount of gray-black ash Started flying around.

   "Damn, court death."

   After the leech demon was dealt with, Fang Mo cursed and put away the Demon Sword of Flame in his hand.

   "This...this is..."

   Behind him, Dianci and Pava were already dumbfounded. The power of the opponent's sword just now was a little too outrageous, right? What the **** is going on with this guy?

  However, at this moment, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps not far away.

Fang Mo turned his head to look, and found that the people who came were a few guys in black suits. The leader was a quiet young man with a fair face and a braid behind him. A mature woman with an eyepatch, a girl who looks frightened, and a man who is a bit straightforward.

  Fang Mo actually knew these people.

   The young man headed by him is a character similar to the male second in this drama, called Hayakawa Akira, a tragic character with a bit arrogant personality.

  The woman wearing the blindfold is called Himeno. She is a senior witcher of Akira Hayakawa, and she has a good impression of him.

  As for the remaining two, they are called Dongshan Xiaohong with a frightened face, and the other... Fang Mo said that he can't remember, and he doesn't have many roles in the original book, so it's probably a trick or something.

   "Has the demon been expelled?"

  After Hayakawa Qiu came over, he first looked around, and when he found the huge ash rift in front of Fang Mo, a shocked expression appeared on his face: "This...what's going on!?"

   In fact, not only Hayakawa Akira, but also the three people behind him showed the same expression.

However, Ji Ye has been a demon hunter for a long time after all, so she was the first to reflect it at this moment, and slowly walked towards Fang Mo. After seeing that Fang Mo had no intention of attacking, she also asked directly: "Excuse me!" For a moment, I am a member of the 4th Division of the Public Security Anti-Monster, can you explain the situation here?"

   "I got up, it took a second, what can I say?"

   Fang Mo spread his hands and said.

"Uh…"

Ji Ye was stunned when he heard the words. The other party's statement sounded a bit strange, but he did admit that he did it, so Ji Ye thought for a while and asked, "Are you a folk demon hunter? Have you registered?" ?”

   "Why should I register that thing?"

  Fang Mo asked rhetorically.

   "Huh?" Ji Ye was also a little surprised after hearing this: "If you don't register, you won't get rewards for hunting demons privately, and sometimes you will break the law. You..."

   "But I was originally a devil."

  Fang Mo spread his hands.

"what?"

  Hearing this, Ji Ye also had a flash of vigilance in his eyes, but his face still maintained the expression just now: "I said sir, this kind of thing can't be joked..."

   "Do you think I'm joking?"

  Fang Mo took a look at Ji Ye: "How about we sign a contract first, and you will know if I am real, let me see your wish, oh, you want Hayakawa Qiu..."

   "Ghost!"

   Before Fang Mo could finish speaking, Ji Ye's expression changed immediately, and he waved his hand directly.

  An arm suddenly appeared in the midair. This arm was covered with hideous and protruding blood vessels. It looked a bit scary, like the hand of an evil spirit.

   But the problem is that this hand just stretched out halfway, and suddenly froze.

   Immediately afterwards, he retracted again.

"What's this?"

   Seeing this weird scene, Hime Ye was also taken aback for a moment.

  She tried to summon the ghost demon again, but this time the other party ignored her at all, but a period of extreme panic came through her consciousness.

   "Senior Himeno!"

  Seeing Himeno's actions just now, Hayakawa Akiya immediately reacted: "What's going on?"

   "This guy, something's wrong..."

  Hime Ye took a few steps back, and looked at Fang Mo vigilantly: "The ghost and demon who have made a contract with me are afraid of him, even so frightened that they can't even speak. This has never happened before."

   "That is to say, maybe he is really a demon?"

  Hayakawa Qiu Wenyan also became serious, and subconsciously touched the sword behind him with one hand.

   "Wait...wait, Qiu Jun!"

Seeing Hayakawa Akira's actions, Himeno suddenly stopped him for some reason, then thought for a while and said: "The other party didn't attack us, and it doesn't look hostile... It can't be ruled out that the other party is a powerful demon hunter. Confirm your identity."

   "Also."

  Hayakawa Qiu nodded, and then kept his vigilance and asked Fang Mo: "You said you are a devil, right? Then what's your name? Or... what kind of devil are you?"

   "Sir, you can't lie about this kind of thing."

Ji Ye next to her also reminded her with a smile, but although she seemed to be smiling, the muscles all over her body were tense: "To be honest, I haven't seen a demon that looks exactly like a human, so I Or would I rather hope you were lying."

   "Sorry, I'm never a liar."

Fang Mo also laughed when he heard the words, and then he directly introduced himself: "In Xiamo, people in the Jianghu are called Doctor Error, and they are best at treating wrong births, doing wrong things, saying wrong words, and people call them punishments. Tai, the joke master who heals the soul, the Sonic locker, and as for my name..."

   "You can be called pleasure demons."

  (end of this chapter)