My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 318 is broken! This weapon seems to be stuck with a BUG!

  Fang Mo hasn't been this happy for a long time.

  This kind of hearty, pure to almost extreme emotional catharsis.

   There is no need to consider emotions, morality, good and evil, just simply bombard the enemy to scum, and wipe out every particle that makes up the opponent's body from this world.

   It's a pity for Ego.

   It seems too cheap to kill him with just one punch.

   After all, even small soldiers like Ronan were sealed by Fang Mo into a frying pan and handed over to Drax.

  Fang Mo fell into a dream with great difficulty, but Yi Ge actually dared to wake him up, then this is really a big problem, Fang Mo will not allow Yi Ge to burp so easily.

  After all... he still has something to say.

  Thinking of this, Fang Mo also directly put on the infinite gloves.

  In the next second, the infinite power of the Time Gem enveloped the entire Yi Ge star, and everything began to go backwards crazily.

  First, Yi Ge's brain, which was blown alive by Fang Mo's punch, suddenly reappeared out of thin air, and the out-of-control energy of the gods around him also quickly stabilized, and the flames of the explosion were sucked into the veins of flesh and blood again, as if nothing had happened.

   At the end, even the crust of Igo star that was thrown into space began to fall back rapidly.

Countless broken stones gathered into a huge and boundless crust, covering the huge hole in the underground world again. As for the cracked flesh, soil and rocks, they were also covered on the ground again, and the collapsed giant tentacles of light They also recovered.

   Not even the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.

   was also traced back to the bottom of the light tentacles with a dazed expression.

   "This... what's going on?"

  Xingjue has now awakened the blood of the gods, and at this moment also vaguely felt a strange sense of disobedience, so he hurriedly asked the others: "Do you feel that this scene seems familiar?"

   "It's kind of weird."

  Rocket Raccoon also scratched his head, seeming a little confused: "I always feel... as if I've seen this scene before?"

   However, at this moment, Drax suddenly spoke.

"Look at how ignorant you are." Drax leaned the pan on the ground, and said in a mature tone: "The 'time' just now has obviously been regressed by a certain distance, and this should be the first time you have experienced this, so the senses It's kind of deranged...but I'm different, I'm getting used to it."

   "That's right, the 'sense of time' just now is indeed a bit strange."

  The mantis woman also hesitated to say this when she heard this: "This feeling is the same as I have forgotten a lot of things after spying on the abyss before, but if I try to remember, I will feel a strange sense of disobedience."

   "So, Fang Mo has woken up?"

   Xingjue understood what a few people said, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "Great, then we are finally saved..."

   Yet he had just finished speaking.

   I saw a few people looking at me with strange eyes.

   "Why do you guys look at me like that?" Xingjue looked at the crowd a little confused: "I... did I say something wrong?"

"Actually, according to the normal understanding, the strongest member of our team has woken up now, and we are indeed saved." Rocket Raccoon asked suddenly: "But have you ever thought about a question... that is why we are inexplicable Going back in time?"

"Ok?"

  Hearing what Rocket Raccoon said, Star-Lord was also taken aback for a moment.

correct…

  Why does time go back?

   "Could it be..." the mantis girl hesitated and asked, "He didn't have time to save us, so he brought us back to life by going back in time?"

   "Or after he was woken up, he got up and exploded, and directly punched Quill's father to death."

Rocket Raccoon immediately took over the conversation: "Now we all know that Quill's father is a living planet, and we will definitely not be able to live if the planet explodes, so we were accidentally shocked to death by the aftermath, and that guy came out In desperation, this brought us back to life."

   "Perhaps the real situation is worse than this."

Drax shrugged and said another possibility: "He didn't even remember that we were still here, but he simply didn't vent enough, so he wanted to resurrect Egg and prepare to kill it again, just like he did before As I was taught to say... I will kill you a thousand times!"

"I go…"

  After listening to other people's speculation, Xingjue became numb, and subconsciously said: "No, why is this guy so angry when he wakes up..."

  However, Xingjue just finished speaking.

  The space behind him suddenly collapsed into a dark blue void.

   Immediately afterwards, Fang Mo slowly walked out from the inside: "Why, do you think I'm very angry when I wake up?"

   "Ahem...how could it be?"

Xingjue was also taken aback by Fang Mo's sudden appearance, but then he breathed a sigh of relief, turned to the others and said, "Look, I'll just say it's okay? As long as Fang Mo wakes up, we'll be fine." Yes, but in the end, you guys insisted on scaring me, talking about turning back time..."

   "It's true that time goes back."

   Before Xingjue could finish speaking, Fang Mo interrupted him directly.

   "Uh..." Xingjue's smile froze immediately, and he immediately asked a little nervously: "Then what do you mean..."

   "Well, I admit that I'm still very angry when I wake up."

I saw Fang Mo spread his hands, and then suddenly did a backflip on the spot, and when everyone looked confused, Fang Mo continued to speak calmly: "Just now I was so angry that I stomped my feet... I guess I accidentally caught you all. It has been affected, but it's not a big problem, I'll do the work for everyone."

   "You said you stomped your feet in anger and accidentally affected us?"

   Xingjue was obviously a little dazed after hearing this, and couldn't help asking at this moment: "No...Brother, you just stomped your feet, can this kill us all?"

   "Then what should I do? Let me show you again?"

  Fang Mo looked at Xingjue, and had to say that he is really talented in killing.

"I…"

   Star-Lord opened his mouth to say something, but before he could say anything, Rocket Raccoon and Drax had already held him back.

   "No more demos, dude."

  Rocket Raccoon covered Star-Lord's mouth and hurriedly said: "We believe, we believe very much."

   "Oh, just believe it."

Fang Mo nodded, then snapped his fingers directly, and the deep space door opened again: "Hurry up and go back to the Mirano, I remember there are popcorn and jelly beans in the spaceship, remember to choose a better place Ah, look at me tearing up my father..."

   "Did you just kill him once?"

  Rocket Raccoon asked curiously.

"Yes."

  Fang Mo didn't deny it either: "He flipped the table seriously and punched his brains to pieces, but I didn't enjoy it, so I decided to kill him a few hundred times or something..."

   "Just because he woke you up?" Rocket asked.

   "It's because he woke me up." Fang Mo nodded affirmatively.

Everyone didn't speak, but looked at Xingjue silently. Of course, Xingjue realized his stupidity. If he really woke up Fang Mo just now, he would probably be the one who was killed hundreds of times right now. Cold sweat trickled down his forehead.

   "Okay, let's go quickly."

  Rocket Raccoon glanced at Star-Lord, then pulled him towards the portal.

  Under his leadership, the people did not dare to delay. To be precise, they were also a little afraid of Fang Mo's sudden madness, so they hurried back to the Mirano.

   And wait until these people leave.

  Fang Mo first took out the golden apple and gnawed it, then raised his head and waved to the Mirano in space.

  After that, Fang Mo suddenly activated the ability of the Sword of Time, and only heard the sound of 'The world', and the whole world stopped at this moment.

  Fang Mo raised his hand and waved downward, and the gravitational ray pierced through the ground in an instant.

   And he just sank into the ground slowly, and soon came to the center of the planet again, the area where Yi Ge's core was located.

Looking at the core of Yi Ge in front of him, Fang Mo did not choose to punch him to death with the same method, but after a little thought, he summoned Steve, and Steve took out the A gray and white barrel.

  I saw Steve raised his hand and right-clicked, and an off-white liquid cube instantly appeared on the ground.

  Because time is currently at a standstill, even if the bucket of antimatter fell to the ground, it would not explode immediately, so Fang Mo thought for a while, and snapped his fingers on the spot again.

The space gems bloomed with unprecedented light, and then a vast and boundless super-giant portal suddenly opened, and at the other end of this blue and deep hole, there was endless light and heat, and it was a blazing field as far as the eye could see. A white sea of ​​superheated plasma.

  Even though time is still at a standstill, Fang Mo felt a little guilty, and quickly teleported into the distant space of the universe.

   After this, Fang Mo breathed a sigh of relief.

  I saw him smiling and looking at Yige Xing, his lips were buzzing, and he said a word silently.

  The Colossus of the Stars: Earth Exploding Stars!

   While his mind was moving slightly, Fang Mo released Time Stop.

  In the next second, the entire star Yi Ge suddenly fell into a strange silence, all the white lights on the surface were extinguished, and the whole planet seemed to have lost any vitality.

Inside, the size of the space gate is still expanding, and the ultra-high-pressure atomic nuclei undergoing fusion reactions are pouring out like a rolling wave. At the same time, this ton of antimatter is instantly annihilated with the normal matter. , converted into incomparably pure energy.

  Just one gram of antimatter, the energy released after its annihilation is equivalent to tens of thousands of tons of TNT equivalent.

   And this full cubic volume of antimatter, coupled with this super-giant portal from the core of the star... Of course, the main thing is the mighty power of the star core, even if Ego is a god, he can't bear such terrifying power.

  His inner core was evaporated into nothingness almost instantly.

  After that, all the energy stored in the flesh and blood network by Yi Ge lost control and went berserk.

In the deepest part of this planet, the mighty power from the core of the star is pouring in an endless stream. It is like a celestial-level 'big puff'. With a nuclide heat flow exceeding one million degrees Celsius, an astronomical-level ultimate explosion began to be brewed rapidly. The high explosive equivalent and terrifying scale have surpassed any conventional scientific planning.

  The entire planet was shaking uncomfortably.

   I saw that the surface plate of Yige star first violently trembled and roared.

Afterwards, the entire planet began to soften and turn red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and all organisms were burned to ashes by the high temperature, but soon the temperature dropped sharply, and the surface of the planet slowly turned into a dead silence again. It was pitch black, as if it was completely dead.

   But it was just a short silence.

   Soon, infinitely dazzling rays of light burst out from the rift valley.

  Ego star completely disintegrated and disintegrated in this radiance like the sun, turning into countless fragments and blasting outwards, and countless light spots were thrown outward like stardust flares. The whole process was extremely shocking.

   After all this is done.

  Fang Mo finally closed the portal with satisfaction, and teleported to the Mirano.

At this moment, everyone didn't even notice Fang Mo. All their attention was on the star Yi Ge in front of them. In fact, this thing is no longer a planet. It has been blown into countless pieces now. Angrily floating in space.

   "Hey, bro."

  Fang Mo cheerfully patted Xingjue on the shoulder: "Your father has become a mine!"

   "Fake!" Xingjue was so frightened that he almost jumped out of his chair, turned his head and saw Fang Mo, and gasped while holding his chest: "Brother, you almost scared me to pee..."

   "Look, it scares you."

  Fang Mo also laughed when he saw this: "This is the basic operation of our star players, Earth Explosion Star, basic exercises, don't 6..."

   "You once again successfully refreshed my knowledge of you."

Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but said at this moment: "It's too cruel for you to destroy an entire planet at every turn. Isn't Ego nuclear? You can't get rid of his core? Don't tell me Kui Well, even a well-informed guy like me is going to be scared to pee, so are you really that dimensional evil god?"

   "Some people will call this kind of extinction of stars and destroying everything an evil dimensional demon act." Fang Mo smiled and said without hesitation: "And I call it efficient."

   "The question is, you are too **** efficient."

  Rocket Raccoon raised his forehead.

   "Then what should I be called?" Fang Mo spread his hands: "Gao Xiao? But the problem is that this is Quill's father. If I play filial piety, won't I let Yi Ge take advantage of it?"

   "So what are you going to do next?"

  Rocket Raccoon sighed: "You've killed him twice... Shouldn't you be relieved now?"

   "Degassing?"

  Fang Mo was immediately annoyed, and a green light lit up in his hand again: "I'm putting my words here today. When will I drink beef and radish soup, and when will this matter be over."

   "Wait? Radish beef soup?"

   Xingjue was taken aback when he heard this: "Are you referring to the radishes and beef on Earth? You..."

"No, we're in outer space." Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but said, "Where do you want me to find you stupid carrots and meat? Besides, which of us do you think would make that stuff?" ? We don’t even have a normal cook.”

   "But at least we have a pan."

  Drax continued.

   "I'm Groot. (You should keep that pot for yourself. Even Groot couldn't help complaining after hearing this.

"I'm Groot. (As for your stinking pot, let's keep the stewed **** for yourself! Spike also said something decently, but fortunately Drax still can't understand Groot's astronomical language, Otherwise, it is estimated that the two must fight.

   "Who says we don't have chefs?"

   As Fang Mo said, he directly thrust Lahab into the ground, and Ah Xue walked out of it in the next second.

   "This girl can still cook?"

  Rocket Raccoon was also taken aback after hearing this.

"Axue, here, I'll leave it to you." Fang Mo said as he took some radishes, salt, and beef from Steve and handed them to her: "Call me when the soup is ready. "

   "Good master."

  A Xue didn't ask any more questions, but took the ingredients with a light smile.

  So during the time when Ah Xue was making soup.

Fang Mo kept beating Yi Ge, not stingy with the props in his hands, and tried every means to torture the god, such as some liquid antimatter barrels, final hope pearls, infinite gems, black hole jade, almost usable He used all means.

   And Egg was killed non-stop, resurrected, and then killed again.

   To be honest, he was going to regret it.

  It's not that he hasn't resisted before, but to be honest, he still overestimated his own strength. Under the power of the infinite gemstone, his resistance will only make Fang Mo more excited.

  Fang Mo even teleported Yi Ge into the star.

   Then reset it with the Time Gem.

  He even realized some vegetable oil from Panmas Farm, added some chopped green onion, pepper, minced garlic, etc., burned it until it smoked, and poured it all over Egg's brain.

  Or seal the opponent's brain into a dagger, and then recruit a pig at random, and then insert the sword into the pig's large intestine, realizing the famous conjecture of the scientific, philosophical, and fun world, the brain in the anus.

   Anyway, at the end.

  Egg himself didn't want to live anymore.

  Fang Mo always kills him first, and then resurrects him with the Time Stone. Later, Fang Mo became more proficient in controlling the Infinity Stone, and the efficiency of killing Yi Ge became more and more efficient.

  After Ah Xue cooked the soup.

  Fang Mo has already killed Yi Ge hundreds of times.

As for Yi Ge, to be honest, he has completely given up, and now he doesn't even bother to beg for mercy, just kill him, he is really numb, and he is just waiting for Fang Mo to give himself one when he gets tired of playing. happy.

  However, until the end, Fang Mo did not let Yi Ge go.

  I saw that he directly pulled out a big sword, and then inserted it into Yi Ge's core, intending to pack it up and take it away.

  But it happened at this time.

   Mutation and sudden emergence.

  Ego's core was like a ball of dough, being sucked into the ender sword along with the twisted vortex.

   But after that, the vortex did not disappear, but expanded rapidly. The surrounding rocks, flesh and blood veins, and the surging blue and white energy all poured into the Ender Sword.

   "Fuck???"

   Seeing this scene, even Fang Mo was stunned.

  What is the judgment of the Ender Sword? Could it be that the entire planet is judged to be Egg's body? Is this really not a card bug?

  Fang Mo casually threw two carrots on the ground.

  However, this vortex really does not reject anyone. The two carrots were swallowed by the vortex of the Ender sword before they even landed.

"this…"

   Seeing this scene, Fang Mo was really dumbfounded.

  This ender sword is not really stuck with some kind of BUG, ​​right?

  Fang Mo frowned and thought for a long time, thinking that there should be a problem with the capture judgment of the Ender Sword. After the characteristic of the craftsman soul "Simple and Honest Gentleman" is realized, any defeated biological entity can be captured into the sword.

   But Yi Ge is not a creature in the ordinary sense.

  He is a living planet.

The brain at his core is of course his body, but now it grows countless veins of biomass like blood vessels, and these veins are like the roots of plants all over the entire planet, perhaps because of this, leading to There was a problem with the capture judgment of the Ender Sword, and the entire planet was judged to be Egg's body.

   In fact, it's not just Yi Ge itself.

  Any other objects that appear on this planet are also judged to be part of Ego.

   To be honest, after realizing this, even Fang Mo himself was a little bit dumbfounded. Is this a bug? Or is it a... er, MC-specific feature?

   But I want to return to my thoughts.

  Fang Mo's brain is still very fast.

  I saw that he immediately pulled out another ender dagger, carved a mark inside with mental power, and threw it nearby at will.

   Soon, the ender dagger was sucked into the vortex.

  Fang Mo closed his eyes and sensed it, but he could actually perceive an inexplicable and strange coordinate.

   "Damn it, can it really work?"

  Fang Mo opened his eyes in shock.

  As soon as he raised his hand, the green light of the Time Stone lit up instantly.

Everything around began to speed up. The Yige star, which was being sucked into the ender sword a little bit, was instantly accelerated by an unknown number of times. In less than half an hour, the planet completely disappeared. in the universe.

   Fang Mo saw this scene.

   also immediately activated the mental coordinates in his mind.

  I saw his figure disappear out of thin air, and when he reappeared, he was already standing on a familiar red land.

   Obviously, this is somewhere on the surface of Star Ego, and the ender dagger is still stuck on the ground, but compared to the space just now, it is very dark now.

Fang Mo looked up at the sky. The sky here is as dark as an abyss. There is not a single star, and there is no sunlight at all. The only thing that can provide a light source now is Egg's tentacles of light that have not been retracted. The tentacles were still writhing in mid-air, barely illuminating the world.

   Obviously, this should be the sealed space inside the Ender Sword.

  Fang Mo tried to fly upwards, but he flew out of the atmosphere very easily. Relying on his teleportation ability, Fang Mo teleported while flying, but he flew a long distance in the blink of an eye.

   But when Fang Mo flew out for a certain distance, he suddenly found a kind of gray-black particles filling the surroundings.

  Like the bedrock layer of the main world, Fang Mo tentatively flew in for a certain distance, but soon he flew out from the other end of the space, and in front of him was the reddish-brown star Ego.

   "Hmm... a space like a closed loop?"

Fang Mo nodded thoughtfully, but quickly accepted the setting: "That is to say, the volume of this space is limited, flying out from the left will turn back from the right, but is the volume of this space fixed? Or does it... vary with the strength and size of the creature?"

   "Forget it, just ask Axue directly."

   Shaking his head, Fang Mo didn't bother to continue guessing here, so he simply teleported out through the coordinate point on the sword of Lahab with a thought.

   I really hope that I can use my own brain cells to clone a brain and soak it in a jar, and help me update it every day. If one is not enough, I can rub the brain jar array to form a cloud computing biological consciousness network, alas...

  (end of this chapter)