My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 310 Loving Father Egg

   "Fack! What are you doing!?"

  Rocket Raccoon looked at the scene in front of him in shock: "Brother... Are you addicted to inserting things on Hala? This is a spaceship!"

Yes, just now, Fang Mo suddenly inserted the big sword in his hand into the center console of the Mirano, and now all kinds of sparks are spraying out like crazy, it must have been inserted somewhere, and now even The lights of the spaceship began to flicker on and off.

   "Don't worry, this is not a hot spring sword."

  Fang Mo didn't panic at all, instead he waved his hand at Rocket Raccoon: "I won't plug it in and suddenly start spraying water..."

   "Oh, it really didn't spray water."

  Rocket Raccoon nodded his head pretending to be calm, and then roared immediately: "But it was directly inserted into the spark by you!!"

   "Hi, hello, Xingyue Heavy Industry..."

"Please, tell me something normal people can understand." Rocket Raccoon raised his forehead with a headache: "I know you are a little bit worse than a lunatic, and you shouldn't blow up the spaceship or something, but can you do what you want? Tell me in advance? I wouldn't live long...I feel like I'm going to die sooner because I've been worrying about you all day."

   "You said you won't live long?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo glanced at Rocket Raccoon in surprise: "Oh, that's right, the lifespan of a raccoon seems to be only ten years, but Groot should be able to live for a thousand or eight hundred years as a treant, right? Groove...I smell the breath of longevity theory! What a **** comparison!"

   Speaking of this, Fang Mo suddenly took out a lot of things angrily: "Come on, make it for me."

   "It's not that you wait for me..." Rocket Raccoon struggled to get out of a large pile of messy food: "These things don't look like food, do they? What the **** are you trying to do?"

   "What I hate the most in my life is the theory of longevity!"

As Fang Mo said, he took out a bag of conversion powder from his arms, and said to Rocket Raccoon with righteous indignation: "I know your lifespan is short, but don't worry, the powder in my hand is called mysterious Miaomiao conversion powder, I'll try to see if I can transform you into a little bastard..."

   "Who the **** wants to become a little bastard!"

  Rocket Raccoon yelled immediately after hearing this: "Be normal to me, even if my lifespan is shorter..."

However, before he finished speaking, Fang Mo had already sprinkled the conversion powder on his head, and only heard a 'poof', the magical smoke instantly enveloped Rocket Raccoon's body, and then the smoke dissipated after a short while, a The Siamese cat that could stand on two legs appeared on the spot with a dazed expression.

   "I am..."

  The Siamese cat looked down at its body first, and then immediately asked Fang Mo, "What did you turn me into!?"

   "I'm going! Elu cat?"

   Fang Mo touched his head in a daze when he saw this: "What is the principle of this conversion powder..."

"What the **** is Elle cat?" Rocket Raccoon was obviously a little upset, and he subconsciously checked his whole body: "What kind of little monster did you turn me into, change me back quickly, wait a minute …Where's the cyborg spike on my back? Am I not a cyborg anymore?"

   And it was at this time.

   Suddenly there was a sound of footsteps outside the cab door.

   Soon, Star-Lord pushed the door and walked in, but he immediately noticed Rocket Raccoon: "Uh... who is this?"

   "I'm your uncle, Quill, meow..."

Rocket Raccoon wanted to swear at first, but after the last word came out, even he was stunned for a moment, and then turned his head to look at Fang Mo: "No... why does your race still have a mouth habit? No, I can't bear it, you change back for me quickly!"

   "Wait, is this a rocket?"

Hearing this, Xingjue also reacted, and immediately burst into laughter: "Haha, Rocket, you look much cuter now than before, cute cat boy? Look at your face with dust from the bottom of the pot. Same, hahahaha..."

   "Hurry up and change it back for me."

  Rocket Raccoon seemed to be unable to bear it any longer. He turned his head to Fang Mo and said, "Now, immediately meow... Falk! This damned mouth fetish!"

   "All right, all right."

   Fang Mo was also amused when he saw this, and took out another pack of conversion powder and poured it down.

Magical smoke enveloped Rocket Raccoon's body, and then slowly dissipated, but Rocket Raccoon turned into another look, this time it was still a cat, but there was a thing like a gold coin on his forehead, and his image changed. It's a little more cartoonish.

   "This...how did it become Meow Meow again?"

  Fang Mo was a little stunned when he saw Rocket Raccoon's current appearance.

  Yes, the conversion powder can only be effective once in the game. For example, if you convert a red hat goblin into a villager, and then use it again, the villager will be converted into a red hat goblin again, and will not be converted into anything else.

  But the current state of Rocket Raccoon is not quite right.

  Fang Mo thought for a while, and suspected that it might be the ghost of reality again, but if you say this...does it mean that Axue can change into various other forms besides the current form?

   Tsk tsk, wonderful.

   "What's the matter, did I change back?" Rocket Raccoon didn't know this, so he asked at this moment.

   "Oh, it's still a little bit short, so don't worry."

  Fang Mo came back to his senses, took out the conversion powder and sprinkled it on Rocket Raccoon's head again: "This is the medicine powder made by the envoy of the magic way. It's a big failure at the moment, and you can change back after a big success..."

So after Rocket Raccoon turned into Ellu Cat, Meow Meow, Chopper, Kule Cat, and a few other things that Fang Mo didn't recognize, it finally succeeded in becoming the classic cat again. little raccoon.

   "Thank goodness I'm finally back to myself."

  Rocket Raccoon looked at his paws, and let out a long sigh of relief.

Seeing this, Fang Mo shrugged his shoulders. It seems that Rocket said he hated himself, but in fact he cared about his raccoon image. Xingjue in the distance: "What's the matter with you running over suddenly? Is there something wrong?"

   "Brother, I should ask you this kind of thing, right?"

   Xingjue said that upon hearing this, he couldn’t help but raised his finger and pointed not far away: "Can you explain to me what is going on with the sword on the console?"

   "What kind of sword, there is no manners at all."

Fang Mo said: "This is our new team member, a cute child of supreme intelligence, she has had enough of the boring days of being the leader of Cree, she voluntarily left Cree civilization with me, and is currently planning to debut as a become a virtual idol, and become the number one princess in the pan-Galaxy..."

"What???"

  Xingjue was also stunned after hearing this, and quickly said: "What did you say you brought back? Are you crazy? The Supreme Wisdom is the most respected **** of the Cree..."

  However, when Xingjue was shocked.

  Suddenly, a soft and pleasant female voice sounded from the sound of the spaceship.

   "Well, hello to you."

  Accompanied by this sound, the holographic display of the spacecraft suddenly lit up automatically, and then the appearance of the Supreme Intelligence appeared inside: "I am the artificial intelligence leader of the former Cree Civilization, the Supreme Intelligence."

   "Is this... Supreme Intelligence so cute?"

After all, Xingjue is an old critic. After seeing the Supreme Wisdom in the holographic display, he was stunned immediately, and then immediately pretended to be a gentleman: "Ahem... um! Hello, Ms. Supreme Wisdom, I It's the Galaxy Bandit Star-Lord, welcome to join my Team Rocket."

   "Stupid Quill, I'm the Rocket."

Seeing this, Rocket Raccoon also protested: "And I advise you to tighten your belt, this guy may not be fully developed yet, look at her poor breast-feeding organs, probably only like you Hey, hey, Fang Mo, what are you doing?"

   "The history and age of supreme wisdom must be at least thousands of years old."

While Fang Mo explained, he lifted Rocket Raccoon up from the pilot's seat with one hand: "Okay, you must be tired from flying the spaceship for so long, go back and take a rest, and let Quill take your place. "

   "But I've only been driving the spaceship for two hours."

  Rocket Raccoon couldn't help saying something, and then suddenly reacted: "Wait, Fang Mo, you..."

   "What me? I'm a pure gentleman." Fang Mo felt a little guilty, but said righteously: "You'd better not smear people's innocence with empty words, otherwise..."

   "What are you talking about? I mean let you take a quick look outside!"

  Rocket Raccoon roared angrily: "That egg-like white spaceship is getting closer and closer to us!"

  (end of this chapter)