My Past Life Simulator

  In the almost dry ghost lake, all the silt at the bottom of the lake shook together, and then it rolled like black waves. It seemed that something was fighting in the mud, and for a while, the evil spirit was soaring.

   "Boom!"

  The next second, the Subduing Demon Pestle flew into the sky and shot into the thick fog.

  The blizzard stopped, and the sky, which was gradually clearing up, became gloomy at some point, and there was a sense of terror of [black clouds overwhelming the city].

   "Wow-"

  The muddy water surged and appeared radial, lasing in all directions.

   At this point, the entire lake is completely clean, leaving only a bottomless hole that is as thick as an ordinary person's forearm.

   "Huh!"

  A large mass of jet black mist spewed out, staining the already gloomy clouds with an ominous tinge. The ominous fog spread rapidly, covering the sight almost in the blink of an eye, and the coverage area was unknown.

  In the dark sky, a blood-colored pupil opened, staring at the bottom of the lake below.

   "Boom"

  The ground shakes and the mountains start to shake, but the shock feeling is not as good as that of Shangshangshangshang. The last retracement was strong.

  The mountain in the distance has not collapsed, nor has the ground cracked, and the strong wind like howling ghosts and wolves has not blown from the beginning to the end.

   "Hehe." He Zhao sneered, and it was as expected as he judged. Fear was not enough, Kui Xue reluctantly wrote down the mantra, which made the future Mahayana Buddha and the current Buddha very uncomfortable.

  The momentum when she was born is not only a hundred times worse than when she threatened to transform someone into a woman?

   "A phoenix falling to the ground is not as good as a chicken."

  The voice fell, and the deafening thunder sounded.

   "Boom"

  Thunder flickered in the dark and thick clouds, and the thunder and lightning serpent, which was thicker than ordinary people's waistline, rolled up and down in the dark clouds and black fog, extremely dazzling.

  The blood-red vertical pupils that disregard all life in the sky seem to be filled with anger, and almost everyone in the field can feel that anger, whether they are people or weirdos.

   "Boom—"

   There was a thunderous sound that was more frightening than before, and it seemed that it was about to rain down the fury of thunder and strike the Buddha child who was about to be born in the ghost lake.

   "God's wrath."

   Next, a good show is about to be staged.

   "Boom!"

  A thunder pillar of unknown thickness was struck down from the dark clouds, and the flickering thunder light instantly illuminated the pitch-black world brighter and more dazzling than the daytime.

   Then, a golden and red pestle, half of which is illuminated by Buddha's light, and half of which is evil and lingering, faced the difficulties.

  It blocks the Thunder Pillar, but it doesn't look good. Because the surface is cracked with dense lines, it seems that it will be broken like fine porcelain if it is hit by an external force.

   "Boom!"

  The second thunderbolt followed closely behind, and the Demon Subduing Pestle charged forward fearlessly again.

   It's just that it was defeated in one blow this time, and it immediately turned into pieces and shot all around.

   Immediately afterwards, the power of the thunder remained undiminished, and it slammed into the hole that was as thick as a long man's arm.

  Lightning poured into it, and the next moment the bottom of the lake flashed with bright lightning, and thick thunder snakes danced wildly, changing a dry ghost lake into a lake of thunder.

   "I'll be good."

  The Mahayana Buddha would not have been born yet, and he would be directly destroyed by thunder from the sky.

"what-"

  Thousands of painful howls of mixed men and women resounded, and there were countless souls standing in the thunder pool of flashing blue light. They were like butter meeting high temperature, melting little by little.

  In the last fileback, these souls are all the merits of becoming a Mahayana Buddha.

  It's a pity that the subduing magic pestle failed to resist the thunder pillar this time, so the unborn Him didn't get a bite. Two consecutive thunderstorms pierced the sky, and the thick black clouds seemed a little tired, and did not continue to descend.

   A baby's cry sounded, and the Buddha finally went through hardships and obstacles and was born!

  After a few breaths, He swelled up like a balloon and turned into a boy in his early ten years.

   "?!"

  He Zhao, who had been watching the show, couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and then regained his composure.

  Up up up up up up up. The last time I went back to the file, the Mahayana Buddha was shown as a young man.

  Nowadays, a thin kid in his early teens is reasonable.

  After all, it is a strange thing to be able to grow stronger after being born with a lack of talent, being struck by lightning, and not receiving the merits of thousands of souls.

   "From then on, my name is. Poof—"

  The remaining two words [Mahayana] have not yet been exported, and immediately spit out a mouthful of golden blood.

  Obviously the injury was not light, speaking would be an injury to Him.

"Puff puff!"

  Thousands of people murmured [噗—] as if in my ears. And, gradually changed from shallow singing to high-pitched cheers, as if to welcome the birth of "God". Moreover, the sound lingers in the ear for a long time, and it always returns to the ear, and it does not stop and does not disappear, which is very annoying.

   It just sounded weird to everyone present.

  From now on, your name is: Poof?

  Incorrect, 【—】 should be added.

  So, the Mahayana Buddha who set off a turbulent wave on the plateau has changed his name today.

   "???"

  Controlling Ke Puge who rushed back all the way, Possessed Gui, was stunned when he heard what his own Buddha said.

   "Poof—"

  What kind of ghost Buddha name is this TMD.

  Hu Ling, the black-haired savage, and the white Yedi all looked at him strangely.

   I really don't understand why the other party uses [噗—] to name himself.

   Mahayana Buddha has black lines all over his face, he didn't do it on purpose.

   Originally, he wanted to declare his name to all living beings after he was born, but due to the heavy damage in his body, he couldn't hold back his breath and spit out a mouthful of blood.

  So, the name was decided hastily.

  Generally speaking, an innate **** like him cannot speak the first sentence at will when he is born. Once you say it, it will definitely come true, or if you set your name, dharma name, Buddha name, etc., there will be special strange powers around you.

  Now, He was wasting a great opportunity.

"enough!"

  With a black face, he yelled angrily, and the [噗—], [噗—], [噗—] that surrounded the ears of the surrounding beings finally stopped at the same time and gradually receded.

   "Boom, boom."

  Among the pitch-black clouds, a gigantic lightning strike struck down.

   It's like tens of thousands of thunder snakes condensing, and it's as fast as a blue dragon going out to sea. They are intertwined and intertwined to form a bigger, thicker, and more ferocious thunder, which can be called a dry thunder that has never been seen before.

  At that moment, the sky and the earth were filled with an endless stream of azure blue light.

   "Boom!"

  The dark-faced Mahayana Buddha was unarmed and struck by lightning.

   I don't know when, the thunder light dissipated.

  There is a charred body at the bottom of the lake, only two eyes on the head, still bright Buddha son.

   "Poof—"

  He opened his mouth, intending to say something.

  As a result, a cloud of green smoke spewed out from his mouth.

   "Plop!"

  The next moment, he fell to the ground.

   "Buddha son!"

   Possessed Gui rushed forward in an instant, controlled Kopugo's physical body and helped him up.

   At the same time, the thick dark clouds in the sky that almost crushed the earth dissipated familiarly at this moment, replaced by a clear blue sky.

   "Hehe. Me, me, me."

   "Resist, resist, resist. Resist, resist"

   Possession: "."

  Yes yes yes, I know you can withstand lightning, but can we treat your injuries first, or if you die, wouldn’t it be a waste of time?

  Seeing that the other party was seriously injured, and looked like he might be injured at any time, He Zhao, who was watching the show in secret, couldn't help but chuckle.

  The skull of the Mahayana Buddha in the spiritual space appeared, and a **** shadow flashed in the pupil.

   The substitute is tricky!

  A light blue "line" composed of countless small light spots plunged into the body of an older late-born baby in his early ten years from the shore of Ghost Lake with a chirp.

   "???"

   "!!"

  Hu Ling, Possessed Gui, Black-haired Savage, and White Yedi all showed surprised expressions.

  If it is just born, even if it is a congenital deficiency, He can still solve it.

   The problem is, congenitally deficient + seriously injured and dying.

  In such a state, trying to resist and solve the light blue "line" is simply a dream.

   As for the three helpers under him, Hu Ling experienced a series of shocking explosions, and his strength fell to the bottom. There is also thunder pool infusion, destroying the souls of countless people who died in vain, basically a little transparent, the kind that can't do anything.

  The black-haired savage is on the physical side. It is okay to let it kill and plunder people. It would be embarrassing for the savage to expect it to solve strange abilities.

  Possession?

  You said that its name is Possession, and it has the same nature as other ghosts, but it doesn't have the ability to touch the other side.

  Then, He suddenly found that he might, probably, almost be waxed.

   "Papa papa!"

   There was a continuous burst of applause, and the surname He walked towards them from the shore of Ghost Lake, applauding all the way.

   "Hi, poof—."

   It's not his joke, but Mahayana Buddha himself sent a few names called [噗—].

   Greeting without calling someone's name, wouldn't it appear that he is impolite?

   "?"

  The already dark complexion of Mahayana Buddha became even darker.

   "Poof—"

  He couldn't hold back any of them, and spit out a mouthful of blood.

  Afterwards, the injury worsened, and the spirit was like a spring.

   It seems that in the next moment, he may ascend to heaven on the spot and meet the dead ghost "Daddy".

   "I know your name is [噗—], so I don't need to introduce myself."

   "Poof—"

  Mahayana Buddha spirit, I couldn't hold back another mouthful of blood.

   "Are you finished? I'll say it again, I know your name is [噗—]."

   "Poof—"

  Good guy, I just met to say hello, and he was too hospitable to spit three mouthfuls of blood.

   "Shut up, don't talk."

   Possessed and jumped up anxiously, screaming at the top of his voice, as if desperately trying to do his best.

   "Could it be my fault? I know his name is [噗—], and then he keeps introducing his name. Is it necessary?"

  “.”

  Those who understood and those who did not understand were all silent.

"you you you"

  Mahayana Buddha pointed tremblingly at the uninvited visitor with his right hand, he stumbled and didn't finish speaking, but saw the ruthless man Zhao waved his hand.

   "Let me introduce myself. My surname is He and my name is Zhao. People in the world call me "wolf destroyer" and "skin picker". In addition, I have a narrow-minded personality and hold grudges against thieves. If you offend me, you will definitely be disturbed, and your whole family will go to heaven."

   "???"

  Everyone looked at each other, at a loss.

   Is there any inevitable connection between this and you coming out to mess with us?

  At the same time, for some reason, the words of the Mahayana Buddha on the opposite side always sounded inexplicably familiar.

familiar?

   Familiar with it is right!

  After He Zhao finished introducing himself, he stretched out his hand and began to take it out of his bosom.

   After a while, he pulled out a large electric drill, especially the drill bit, which seemed to have a lot of impact.

   "buzz buzz"

  The index finger of his right hand pressed the coffin switch, and the electric drill began to rotate fiercely.

   "Well, before coming here, I specially modified it, replacing its drill bit with a harder alloy, and by the way, the rotation speed of the handle has been greatly increased."

   After the voice fell, he put down the electric drill in his hand, and reached out to dig it out of his arms.

  The next second, he took out a pair of pliers.

   Pliers, there is nothing special about it, so there is no introduction.

   "Slap!"

   Throw it to the ground and continue digging.

  The next moment, a reflective hacksaw was pulled out from his pocket.

   "Made of special materials, the manufacturing cost of a hacksaw cost me tens of thousands. The purpose is to give you extraordinary enjoyment."

"boom!"

   Throwing it to the ground, reaching into his pocket to take out.

  Because of the strange expressions on everyone's faces, he took out a soldering iron again.

   "Appetizer, don't mind."

"boom!"

  Throw it into the pile of tools, and then reach out.

  Everyone is also very curious, what kind of gadgets can he come up with.

   As a result, he took out something similar to handcuffs.

   "This thing is called a wire saw, a very important item in camping equipment, and it is generally made of high-quality, high-strength tensile stainless steel.

  Thin steel wire is wrapped around a thicker steel wire to form a wire-wound sawtooth, and then four strands of wire are wound to make a saw blade. The sawtooth is sharp and smooth without hurting the hand.

  It can cut off branches, wood, rubber, bones, soft metal, easy to operate, easy to carry, does not hurt hands, and has a long service life. There is no need for special maintenance, just wipe it clean and keep it dry after use. "

  He showed and introduced it to everyone present, and put it in the tool pile.

   "Next, let's put on a little show for everyone."

   After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to pick up the pliers, and under the eyes of a group of people looking at the pervert, the pliers clamped an incisor in his mouth.

   "Crack!"

   There was a crisp sound, and everyone in front of them shivered subconsciously.

  A tooth with blood and saliva broke out of the mouth.

"Humph!"

  Mahayana Buddha snorted, covered his mouth with his hands, and cried out in pain.

   "What's wrong with you?"

  Possessed Gui hurriedly asked, as if the emperor was not in a hurry and the **** was in a hurry.

   "Toothache!"

   "Crack!"

   "Crack!"

   "Crack!"

  The one surnamed He was merciless, and came up to break up three times in a row.

  So, the Mahayana Buddha swung his pendulum, like a fish landing on the shore, the thumping is called a happy reality.

   "It's you? It's you, right?"

   Possessed and found something abnormal, every time the man opposite broke his teeth, the Mahayana Buddha let out a cry of pain, and the thumping became more violent. If you say there is nothing tricky in it, you won't believe it.

   "So what if it's me? I'm here today to take revenge. Don't worry, there are a bunch of things to choose from. You don't like the vise, do you? OK, I'll satisfy you, and I'll change it."

  The teeth grew out almost instantly. He put down the tools in his hand and picked up the electric drill from the pile of tools.

"I!"

   Possession Guideng escaped Kopugo's body immediately, and a black phantom pounced on him.

   Then there was no more, because just after throwing out, he rolled back at a faster speed than when he went.

  His blood-colored phantom is stronger than the opponent, so he naturally has a way to prevent possession.

   "buzz buzz"

   "Kids, the show is about to begin."

   After the voice fell, he pointed at the fingers of his left hand and drilled down hard.

   "Aw—"