My Past Life Simulator

  【Congratulations on surviving for 1523 days, 2 hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds. The gangs in Sichun City, as well as the leaders of Qingyun Sect, Danyang Sect, Bailian Sect, and Wusu Sect, have sent you congratulatory telegrams.

  「I have to say, the longer I have been in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Because a dog will always be a dog, it will not become a person, and sometimes a person is not a person, he will become a dog!」

   "I want to watch you talk, but why do you keep burying your face in your ass? Oh, sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where is your ass?"

   "I personally can't think of whether I should use human language to communicate with a bastard. I can only say that there is nothing to do and look in the mirror. How bad people can be is what you look like."

"He Zhao you TM****************************************** *********! (Because there are too many dirty words in the speaker's words, in order to avoid dirtying the players' eyes, the emulator has blocked them.)」]

  【Score: SS】

  【Kill enemies: Wild Wolf (3), Wang Xiaowu (1), Wang Tiezhang (1).】

  【Reward: 960 Simulated Tokens (Scoring), 138040 Simulated Tokens (Killing Enemies), Lottery*6】

  【My wallet: 111,000 analog coins → 250,000 analog coins. 】

[The end of the game, the player "Five Dragons Spitting Beads", "Nine Destruction Golden Body", "Five Elements Jue", "Inner Alchemy", "Detailed Explanation of Basic, Intermediate, and Advanced Magic Patterns", "Basic, Intermediate, and Advanced Artifact Patterns" Detailed Explanation", "Painting Talisman", "Alchemy (External, "Artificial Alchemy", "Containing Evil", "Golden Clothes", "Fireball", "Shenxing", "Windstorm" , "Fire Control" has been retained. 】

  【Congratulations to the player, for completing the large-scale simulation scene for the first time, draw extra 2. 】

  【Would you like to replay the simulated career? 】

  Good guy, how deep is the resentment of those gang members and the four masters towards him?

  Especially the last speaker, except for the five words [He Zhaoyou TM], the rest were all blocked.

   As for playback?

   Play back a Der.

  Can I see the picture of Xi front, tough and fleshy lord?

   No, no you ask me if replays are good for farts.

"Ugh."

  I knew it earlier, and I chose to return later.

  Actually, the simulator cannot be blamed.

  If the person surnamed He chooses not to return for the time being, maybe the flesh and blood clone of Achilles will swallow him up in one gulp. As a result, the collision between Howling Abyss and Ancient God was still invisible.

  Besides, the day of his ascension was chosen by coincidence. They just happened to meet each other, and Xi went to find trouble. As long as it is slower or faster, you will not be able to see the scene where the coincidence opens the door for the coincidence since it can be called the simulation scene of the game-the coincidence comes home.

   "A bunch of exercises are useless to me."

   But, write it out, and give it to Henry Zhang and the others to improve and expand Zhengyi’s inventory. What's more, although evil spirits are different from qi, when the group of strange people in Daxuan Qiren's mansion created the shaman cultivation system, they said that they did not refer to the qi refining exercises, so it was definitely impossible.

   "Zhong Weng?"

  Zhong Weng was not there, he slapped his forehead, and almost forgot that the hard-working old housekeeper was floating with the demon general in the Taoist cave, harvesting spiritual rice with a harvest knife.

  「I don’t have anyone around to serve me, so I’m not very used to it.」

  「Let’s go water the little flowers first.」

   After the voice fell, he got up and left the room, picked up the kettle with spiritual spring water, and walked to the yard.

  「It’s so lively」

  Manzhu Shahua looked up at the sky, looking at the souls of sinners pouring into the 18th hell, muttering to himself.

  When the spiritual spring water spilled, it regained consciousness instantly.

  「Mine. Mine is all mine」

   That greedy and unwilling to let go of any drop of water, not to mention how pleasant it is

Joy. Coupled with the special ability that can soothe people's emotions, the little fatigue brought about by playing large-scale simulation scenes is instantly swept away.

  「Your, yours, all yours.」

   After pouring a pot of Lingquan water, the little flowers become more colorful. Putting down the shower pot, he returned to the house, closed his eyes and listened to the conversations of the working judges and day and night wandering gods.

  I hope that those who have just taken office will not be ignorant of flattery, or else they will have to make an example of others.

   "Old Liu, can we catch a bunch of little devils, can we do it? According to the law of the alliance, it is less than ten." Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by his companion.

   "The law of the alliance can control our underworld? Don't worry, the book of life and death is full of villains. Look at him, he deliberately set fire to cause three deaths and one injury. The injured are still lying in the ICU.

  Looking at him again, the bullying classmates refused to change after repeated admonitions, causing a little boy to jump off the building and fall to his death. The rest, one counted as one, were all repeat offenders. Adults may not be able to do vicious things. Not only did they dare to do it, but they didn't repent at all.

   Damn Hippie's!

  Wait, I send them in, I have to talk to the judges and punish the evil spirits, and punish them severely. Let them regret and do the evil things they once did. "

   A long paragraph, full of air, and the tone is even more decisive.

  「Reward!」

   Regarding this, the surname He is in a good mood.

   It doesn't matter how old the other party is, as long as the sins on his body are enough to go to hell, he will be arrested directly by Lao Tzu to make atonement.

  Day and Night Youshen, who was talking, looked at Lixiang who suddenly had an extra copy in his hand, and immediately became full of energy.

"Old Liu, tell me, should we go to the prison? There are so many prisons in the alliance, and the laws are different in different districts. In some areas, the death penalty is not set. Severe criminals are sentenced to life, or hundreds of years. Let's take them If you are dragged into **** to be punished, do you count as doing justice for the heavens?"

  「No problem!」

  The two crouching dragon and phoenix chicks slapped their foreheads and walked towards the prison closest to them with big strides.

   Light criminals escaped unharmed. As for those serious criminals, it is estimated that there will be no next life.

   On the other side, after rewarding his subordinates, someone was wondering if he wanted to add something to the little devils?

   Afterwards, slap on the forehead, do it!

   After a while, the punishing evil spirits and the judges all received new news.

  Torture hard to death, but not torturing souls, as long as **** exists, they have to endure it.

   Want to be released after serving your sentence?

   Impossible, absolutely impossible.

   Unless he congratulates a certain person on death and Taoism, he will be destroyed with hell.

   But it seems that it is impossible.

  The sixth attribute of Guimenguan is—【Fantasy, Guimenguan only exists in legends and fantasies. Except for you as the master, punishing evil spirits, or granting authority to perform certain duties, no one else can find it. (Note: The so-called other people include Bazhushen, Howling Yuan Maharaja, and Supreme Demon Lord. As long as you don’t want to, no one wants to come in from outside the door.)]

   It can be said that as long as the lifespan is endless, the one who wants to kill him can't even find anyone, how can he kill him?

  Therefore, sinners are doomed to be tortured and destroyed by the universe.

"I'm so kind. In a few years, I will definitely be a man of infinite merit." In his view, he purified the sins of the world, let the criminals receive their due punishment, and made people safer. It is indeed a great contribution .

   "Well, the business is done, it's time to draw a lottery."

  He Zhao likes the lucky draw the most. There is a certain probability that the simulator and the bank that gave it the loan will go bankrupt and reorganize instantly.

  「Come, come, come.」

  The voice fell, and the screen changed.

  Small mountain village, Sichun City, major cities, the dark and cold Youjie, and the three first-class sects, the city built by Daxuan foreigners, and finally Feisheng to meet Aklis.

   Magical artifacts, treasure artifacts, Taoist artifacts, spells, formations, flying boats, evil beasts, strange things, etc., are presented in front of you one after another. It was so dense that he felt dizzy.

   "It's over, it's a loss."

  When there are only a few or a dozen items in the lottery, the probability of winning the grand prize will undoubtedly increase dramatically. When the reward items surge, needless to say, the probability of the big prize will plummet infinitely.

  「Alas, I am lucky to have it, but my life is lost.」

   Let’s pay homage to the photo of my father first, hoping to get a little European spirit.

"open."

   As the voice fell, the bamboo tube reflected in the void shook slightly, and a bamboo stick was thrown out of it and fell to the ground.

  「Click!」

  He couldn't wait to go forward and look through it, only to see that it said—【Up Up Up】.

"Hahaha"

   Really worship God, it is better to worship father!

  「Three draws, I hope I can get something good.」

  【Top up and top up】It's not necessarily safe, who knows if the stuff you get is useful?

  Like the black city shown on the screen, it is as powerful as it is, but if it is given to him, it will be used as a haunted house!

   After a while, the roulette took shape, and a peach-shaped fruit shining with nine colors came into view.

  「???」

  Simulator, are you shady?

   Three signs, give me a peach.

  【Congratulations to the player, you have obtained the Dao Fruit of Refining Evil! 】

  The next moment, the nine-colored fruit suddenly fell from the void, falling right into the right hand.

  【The Dao Fruit of Refining Shaman: The Dao Fruit left over from a Shaman Refining his ascension to the utmost. Eat it, and you can directly advance to the next big realm unconditionally. Moreover, there are no side effects or hidden dangers, so please feel free to take it.

   (Note: It is only valid for the player's current realm, don't try to stay temporarily, wait until the last realm to take it, eat a fat man in one breath, and reach the sky in one step.)】

  「.”

  To be honest, seeing the previous introduction, he really thought exactly the same as the warning content in [Note]. Wait until you reach the penultimate level, then take it out and take it, and immediately advance to the last big level.

   "Nimma, simulator, did you spend money to find a programmer and patch you secretly? Or, the bank that granted you the loan sent an inspector who monitored the movement of funds to threaten you with a knife?"

"Ugh!"

   Heaved a long sigh, what can he do, he can only eat it.

  【Qi Alchemist: Six Void Realms (6.8%)】

   Swallowing the Sha Refining Dao Fruit in one gulp, an inexplicable force descended instantly.

  That was his perception of everything and everything about refining Shashi in a large-scale simulation scene.

  【Refining Master: Nether Water Realm (0%)】

  If we say that the Six Void Realm is spiritual power flowing like mist, hazy and dreamy. Then the spiritual power of the Nether Water Realm is as deep and serene as a Nether Spring.

  Aerosolized water, great growth and progress.

  「Hoo—」

   Let out a long breath, a stream of cold air flowed out, freezing and covering the floor in an instant.

"Comfortable."

   Not to mention anything else, He Zhao's efforts in the large-scale simulation scene were not in vain with just one [Evil Refining Dao Fruit]. Although in the game, it takes several years, but in the real world, it is only a short moment.

  「It’s a good start, I hope the next one is not an African chief.」

  Well, kowtow to my father again.

   "Bang!" "Bang!"

  Twice, without adding any water, the floor was broken into two pieces, slowly showing sincerity.

   As the old saying goes, sincerity leads to success.

"continue."

  The stick was shaken twice, and with a bang, a bamboo stick fell to the ground.

   Turn it over and look, it says 【上】.

  「Luck. It’s okay, it’s quite satisfactory.」

  At least it is not 【中】, nor 【下下下】.

  He can accept it, so can the simulator and the bank, win-win!

  The picture freezes, and a circular metal badge engraved with pines and cypresses appears in front of you.

  Gold is the base, green is the tree,

  Just by looking at it, a surge of vitality rushed through the image.

  「What do you mean?」

  【Congratulations to the player, you have won the badge—Longevity without Borders! 】

  A badge, the name is quite artistic. Judging from the picture, it looks like a pine and cypress growing in front of the ground until it grows into a towering tree.

  The next moment, a line of words popped up from the upper left corner of the line of sight.

  【Boundless Longevity (Badge): After wearing this badge, you can gain a lifespan of 10,000 years. Moreover, the body and spirit are at their peak state all the time, and they will never be at a low point before their lifespan is exhausted.

   (Note: Badges can only increase the lifespan of the wearer, and cannot be immune to damage caused by factors other than attacks, injuries, etc. In addition, 10,000 years is 10,000 years, and 10,000 years of lifespan cannot be erased by any means.)]

   After talking about it, he felt a little dizzy.

  After studying it carefully several times and thinking about it for a while, I finally figured out the specific meaning.

   First of all, the lifespan is 10,000 years, which will not be reduced by curses or illnesses. Similarly, spells, injuries, etc., lead to physical and mental damage, and the body is still at its peak, there is no such thing as a trough. But, instant death, disability, etc. are not included in this list.

   No wonder he dared to name it 【Longevity Without Borders】, the effect is so good that it explodes!

  【Shangshangshang】is too small, at least it has to be 【Shangshangshangshang】.

  The bank that lent money to the simulator seems not very smart.

   Immediately afterwards, a powerful vitality injected into the flesh.

  His aura rose rapidly until it reached the peak before subsiding slowly.

   "Longevity without bounds."

   "It's a pity, if the real life is boundless, I don't want to work hard."

  「Greedy~」

  「Come again!」

   Just one lottery will give you a lifespan of 10,000 years, plus a buff that will always be at the peak. If there is another [upper lottery], how explosive will the reward be?

  The lottery container was shaking wildly, as if it was about to explode at any moment.

   lasted for about ten seconds, and finally stopped shaking.

  「Click!」

  A bamboo stick flew out in a whirl, and rolled dozens of times after landing before barely stopping.

  And, this time, there is no need to turn it over, because the lottery is face up.

  【Up, up, up】!

  「Three top signs?」

  Dad's European style is added to his body, and the simulator and the bank are about to be bald by him. Fortunately, the son got it. If his father got the simulator, there would be no scum left if it wasn't a simulated scene.

  【Congratulations to the player, you have obtained a medium-sized dungeon card! 】

  「Copy card?」

  See also dungeon card! -

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