My Past Life Simulator

  The funeral team was completely numb. They left from Xinyueguo and set off towards the surrounding area. The intention was to expand their business. After all, old acquaintances who have been in business for a long time are very experienced in dealing with a bunch of weird things. Recently, the mourning team has been unable to recruit new people.

   But, never expected. As soon as he came out, he met a bandit, who not only stole the lamp but also the flag. What's even more impressive is that the coffin, the most important part of the team, was carried away together.

   This move cannot be said to be a serious injury to his vitality, but it must also be said that he has lost his strength.

   Lamp is the key to driving out other powerful evils and leading the way. Needless to say, the flag is a rare murder weapon. Once the name and life are written on it, it can almost 100% curse and kill everyone. As long as the strength does not exceed the owner in the coffin, the strength during his lifetime cannot avoid death.

   As for the coffin, there is no coffin for a fart burial!

   They now only have a mourning band that plays and sings, and a mourning team that looks like a long dragon.

  There are no guiding lights, killing banners, and funeral coffins, and the strange power has to be removed by more than half. In an instant, from one of the frightening red and white double evils in the secluded world, it has been reduced to a small dish that anyone can step on.

  I don't regret it, why did you provoke that bandit if you didn't say anything?

   In general, one sentence - [Tired, destroy it]!

   If it weren't for the strange power not allowed, they would like to disband on the spot.

On the other side, the person who carried the coffin out, he - bold and unscrupulous - **** it right - goose plucking - zhao, looked at the coffin that was thrown on the ground, and kept shaking as if it was about to burst out of the coffin, falling into deep thought. .

   "There's actually something in there!"

   He always thought that there was nothing in it, otherwise why didn't he open the coffin and get up and kill himself.

   "Perhaps, the original intention of the funeral team was not to plunder people's lives, but to suppress the unknown bodies inside?"

   A rather reliable guess flashed in my mind.

   "It won't get out of trouble, will it?"

   robbed a source of danger. If the coffin is really broken, with the ability of the Moon Eclipse Kingdom to refine the evil world, it is estimated that it will be difficult for me to protect myself. Even if there is a Qingyun Sect, when Bai Sha is in the secluded realm of Xinyue Kingdom, countless sects are still helpless and obediently offer money to buy their lives.

  Thinking of this, he subconsciously came to the coffin, ready to carry it, and then throw it into the secluded world.

  As a result, the vibration gradually stopped, as if the contents inside were exhausted.

  【Happy Coffin (Big Fierce): An unknown big terror is suppressed in the coffin, and it needs to be sent to a place where it can be buried in order to completely quell the evil spirit.

   (Note: Every once in a while, you need to use the happy banner to summon the soul to expand the mourning team and strengthen the suppression force. Or, use the ghost paper contaminated with the breath of the living to wipe out the dead breath born in the coffin with anger.

  Please be sure, do not open the lid of the coffin in the secluded world, otherwise the series of consequences will be borne by those who open the coffin and release the big terror. )]

  “.”

  Your sister!

   Exactly as he guessed, the funeral team was really suppressing it in the coffin.

  No wonder that paper money will fall from the air wherever the team passes, and the co-authoring is all planned, in order to contaminate the vitality of human beings. Grandma's, the ecosystem can be regarded as letting you play clearly. …

   The rich give money, the poor give life, the big capitalists will be silent when they see it, and the chaebol oligarchs will cry when they see it. All of them sighed to themselves, ruthless or you are ruthless.

   "What to do?"

"what!"

  While He Zhao was thinking about what to do with the coffin, he glanced at the paper dragon on the coffin.

  【Dragon Corpse (Suppressing Spirit): The powerful person uses great mana to tie a real dragon into a paper dragon to suppress the fierce spirit. (Note: After leaving the Netherworld, it will lose its effectiveness.)]

  “?”

   No wonder just now the coffin was shaking all the time. People who didn't know the inside story probably didn't think someone was playing with the coffin shaking.

  It turned out that the dragon corpse lost its calming effect, causing the things inside to be mad and want to break the coffin and come out.

   "Wait a minute, then why didn't it come out?"

  He went blind and found Huadian.

   "The paper dragon fails, is it the great terror in the coffin that has no power at the same time?"

"Snapped!"

   patted the thigh and it was done.

   took three or two steps forward, holding the huge paper dragon head in both hands and lifting it up, and a whole living paper dragon fell from the coffin.

   "Well, sure enough, there was no movement."

   His guess is very likely to be true.

   "Come, come, let Shu Mi see what a terrible horror you are."

   Grab the lid of the coffin with your left and right hands and lift it up with force.

   His eyes swept away, and there was a human-shaped object covered in dark fog.

  “rub—”

   seemed to notice that someone opened the coffin, and it opened its eyes.

   A pair of red eyes like blood, revealing boundless ferocity, shot directly into the eyes of the person who opened the coffin.

"That's it?"

   It's a bad thing to say, he died thousands of times, and he has never seen anything scary.

   "Giggle cluck cluck. cluck"

   The black fog man in the coffin kept shaking his arms, as if he was about to raise his hand.

  Unfortunately, no matter how hard it tried, it just couldn't make a move.

   "If it were the secluded world, I might be gone. However, this is the real world. A real dragon that can suppress you has become useless, not to mention the merely suppressed you."

   In a word, the angry black fog man rolled his eyes, and the fierce light in his eyes was like a sword, and he wanted to slash it.

   "Fuck you, you have the ability to stand up and hit me!"

   I have to say that in terms of angering people, the surnamed He is undoubtedly a genius without a teacher.

   Fortunately, the black fog man is not a real person, otherwise he would have to perform and die on the spot.

   "Let me try it first."

The voice of    fell, and he stretched out his hands to **** up and down.

   Seeing this, the Black Mist closed his eyes in humiliation.

"what?"

  The palm can only feel the flow of the mist, and there is no physical existence.

"pity."

   He smashed and slapped his mouth with disappointment on his face.

  “???”

   The Black Mist Man has been suffering from blood mold for eight lifetimes. He slept well in the coffin, and lost his life in a blink of an eye.

   "Go to Youjie first to see if the funeral team is gone."

  “哧熘—”

   "Empty Space Technique" was activated, and the whole person disappeared in place.

  In the secluded world, the black lacquer can't see the five fingers.

   The mourning band and mourning team in mourning clothes disappeared early, and it seems that they should leave the sad place.

   "It's over!"

  I regretted why I took the coffin away. …

   It is easy to ask God, but it is difficult to send God.

   Now, carrying a big terror, neither throwing it away nor keeping it.

  Who knows, when the paper dragon will gradually be unable to suppress the fierce spirit in the coffin.

   "Forget it, let's take one step at a time."

   You can't really throw that thing in the forest of Longshoufang, right?

   In case of being able to move, all of them will die at that time.

  “哧熘—”

   Returning to the real world again, he held the lamp in one hand, the flag in the other, and the coffin on the other, and entered the secluded world.

   "Duang Duang"

   As soon as he returned to the secluded world, there was a sound from the coffin.

   Unlike the real world, the paper dragon was indifferent at that time.

   Now, a faint roar of a dragon pierced into his ears, and the coffin gradually subsided.

   Zhenling played a role in time to make the black fog man lie down.

   He Zhao didn't pay too much attention to it, took out the small flying boat from the storage ring, and the guide light, and hung it on the bow.

   Immediately afterwards, he kicked the coffin and kicked it directly into the boat.

   The whole person jumped up and his feet landed in the small flying boat.

   "Let's go."

   After saying that, with a swoosh, under the guidance of the lantern, he marched towards Xinyue Kingdom.

   In the blink of an eye, a day passed.

During the    period, some incidents happened.

   Maybe it was bad luck, and occasionally in the dark night, you could meet some evil beasts foraging for food.

   Strength, the lowest is the Fa Xiangjing, and once even met a human-faced mouse in the golden body. That thing is really bad, especially with countless little mice lying on it.

   Every little mouse, the lowest is the evil beast in the Yin and Shen realm. The physique is as huge as a hill, and it is an endless number of mice and mice with a slight shake. Even if it is land, it still has to gnaw down three feet, and the appetite is like a bottomless pit.

   If it weren't for its slow speed due to its size, and if he made a quick decision, he took out a handful of ashes and sprinkled it down, and the speed of the fright was extremely fast, just like the little mice running through lightning, maybe they would have to escape from the secluded world.

   By the way, I don't know if it's the spatial chaos of the secluded world, or the relationship between time and time. The surnamed He noticed that the small flying boat traveling fast, the surrounding scenery, the same for a while.

   As a result, he was a little afraid of rats, and he did not dare to easily escape from the secluded world and return to the real world.

  Who knows where the outside is?

   As for the weird and wicked things, except for the funeral procession who was robbed by him and left crying and chirping, he did not encounter anything else.

  It might have something to do with the coffin tied to the stern. Although there was a paper dragon to suppress it, the evil spirit swept out from the gap. It's cool to follow the air conditioner.

   "I never imagined that you would actually be useful."

   I thought it was a hot potato, but it turned out to be an **** on the road.

   "In that case, I'm a little bit reluctant to part with you."

   The black fog man lying in the coffin: "."

  You miss me?

  You TM is simply greedy for me to drive away other evil bodies.

   was speechless all the way, and it was noon the next day.

   Although the sky was still pitch black, only the pilot light on the bow radiated a faint green light. But with the "CPU" of his ten yin gods, he can calculate the time exactly. …

   "In another day and a half, I will be able to successfully arrive at Xinyue Kingdom and carry out the great business of theft."

The voice of    fell, and bursts of festive vocal music faintly sounded in his ears.

  “???”

   No way, Sir.

   Just stopped for a day and a half, and hit the evil again!

   He looked up, and saw a long "red dragon" rushing towards the flying boat more than ten miles away.

  He Zhao has an excellent line of sight. Even though it is dark, there is only a lantern on the bow, but he can really see the team on the opposite side.

In front of the    red long dragon, there are two sides of the road flag, two sides of the road gong, a pair of welcome fans, two sides of welcome cards, two sides of happy cards, and a pair of umbrellas.

  The flagpole is very high, the flag is small, and the red is triangular. Then came the gong, followed by the bunting team. This flag is larger than the road flag, the flag is rectangular, and the flagpole is shorter. There are twelve colored flags, and the colors of the flags are red, yellow, blue, and purple.

   Behind the bunting team is an umbrella with many characters written on the umbrella in the format [XX Daozhu]. Maybe too old, the word [Daozhu] is dark, let alone the handwriting in front of [Daozhu], there are almost no traces, and it is impossible to identify at all.

  There is a fan behind the umbrella, the shape of the fan is like a palace fan, the characters written on the palace fan are already unrecognizable, but I think it is probably to show that the family is prominent. Behind the fan is an unknown number of drummers, and it is called a festivity.

   followed closely, and in the middle of the team was a super-large sedan chair carried by eight rigid people. In the past, it was always said that eight people carried the big sedan chair. He thought it was the kind of small sedan chair carried by eight people in movies and TV dramas.

   But, today is true and my eyes are opened.

  What a big sedan chair!

   It is at least five times the size of an ordinary sedan chair, with a red lantern hanging in each of the four directions around the sedan chair.

  Through the sedan curtain, in the shadows, you can vaguely see a graceful woman who seems to be waiting for her lover.

   Behind the sedan chair, there are countless people carrying lanterns, carrying blue boxes, carrying boxes, and lighting torches.

  The ancient times are different from the modern times. In modern marriages, there is a lot of attention to detail, and the top and various ceremonies are different. The rest of the procedures are almost the same. Not to mention the eight-carrying sedan chair, and the sixteen-carrying sedan chair no one cares.

   However, ancient times were different.

  People are divided into high and low, ordinary people use eight to carry a large sedan chair, wait to die!

  If the opponent is a former Daxuan person, only the emperor, the prince and other rank can use the eight lifts. The rest, no. The prime minister is not good either, if you use it, you will die.

   If not, it must be a privileged person. And when it comes to privileges, it's nothing more than strange people, blood secret warriors and the like. A group of people with status, status, and strength suddenly became weird, and they gathered together, thinking with their toes, they all knew that it was not easy to mess with.

"I really didn't go out and didn't read the almanac. The famous Red and White Shuangsha, I met Baisha as soon as I came in. I managed to get through it, and I met the Red Devil the next day. On the third day, will there be more than the Red and White Shuangsha? Come here more fiercely?"

   The long red dragon in the distance, meandering towards him.

   After shaking the gods, the distance between the two sides was already within ten miles.

   "I'm so tricky to like it?"

  Why, staring at me and rushing!

   "Black Mist, I'm sorry."

   He got up immediately and rushed to the stern in three or two steps.

   stretched out his hands, grabbed the paper dragon's head, and lifted it off. Without waiting for any reaction from the things in the coffin, he kicked up with a bang. After that, came a trick to hang the golden hook upside down.

"boom-"

  The coffin is like an arrow from the string, and it plunges into the long red dragon at the speed of lightning.

   "Boom!

  ”

  The coffin fell to the ground, shattering the surrounding land.

  “?”

   The black fog man who was lying down suddenly noticed that the thing suppressing it on the coffin lid disappeared.

   So, extremely ecstatic.

  ‘kill kill kill’

   The anger is getting deeper and deeper.

   "Boom!

  ”

   One punch lifted the lid of the coffin, and its eyes were crimson red.

   Then, looking at the festive marriage team, and the large sedan chair more than ten meters away in front of him, he fell silent.

   On the other side, He Zhao packed up everything and escaped out of the world with a chirp.

   is the so-called: dead Taoist friends do not die poor Taoist, black fog people, you can go with peace of mind.

   "Giggle cluck cluck"

   The hoarse voice was full of resentment and scolding towards a shameless despicable person.