My Past Life Simulator

   Chapter 271 270 [The Central District has become a pot of porridge]

   "Ding dong!"

  “Wo~~~”

The   Central area looks calm on the surface, but in fact, the group chat is already noisy, and all kinds of news are flying all over the sky.

【a lovely family】

[Master Quanzhen]: 〖·))15"〗 (Translation - Uncles, uncles, brothers and sisters, Henry Zhang, the first celestial master. Just posted a message in the Taoist chat group, more than one hundred Wanfa Zhenjun Temple, recruiting gods day and night. The benefits are very good, at least one incense stick every year.)

  【Yangshuo Taoist】: 〖Little Yang, what is the God of Day and Night? In addition, the so-called one stick of incense, do you confirm that the benefits are good? That stuff is in the major temples and scenic spots, and you can grab a lot of it, ten dollars for a stick of incense. 〗

[Master Quanzhen]:〖·))10"〗 (Translation - the so-called one stick of incense refers to the wishing power of incense for one year. It is said that it is the great master of Zhengyi, who is condensed with great magic power. Great for practice!)

[Master Quanzhen]:〖·))12"〗 (Translation - Uncle, the God of Day and Night is the God of Incense Fire. Didn't you watch "Journey to the West" when you were a child? If you are successful, you can keep your body, just your soul You need to get out of your body every day and be responsible for everything.)

  【Sect Master Quanzhen】:〖·))3"〗 (Transfer text——Uncle, why don't you speak?)

  【Wife of Yangshuo】: 〖Xiao Yang, stop looking for him. Your old uncle just went downstairs, holding the car key and don't know what to do. By the way, what did you talk to him about? Why did he look like he had taken Shiquan Dabu pills, his face was flushed, as if he had won the lottery. 〗

  【Sect Master Quanzhen】: 〖Despicable! ! Shameless! ! 〗

  Unexpectedly, the first time my uncle got the news, he left him and ran to Longhu Mountain to apply for a job ahead of time.

  Before, the head of Quanzhen was still a little tangled. After all, he was the leader of the faction, the master of the Taoist sect.

   If you receive news, Pidianpidian will run away to compete with others for day and night wandering, which will damage your majesty.

   As a result, under the operation of the uncle who rushed to Longhu Mountain without hesitation, he realized it!

  Face counts as a fart, that is the **** of incense fire, as long as there is incense offerings, it is difficult to die.

   Besides, Henry Zhang said clearly, there is no need to abandon the physical body, as long as it is enough to "work" on time.

   In addition to a joss stick of incense every year, is it better than sitting withered every day?

   "Teacher!"

  The head of Quanzhen, who was enlightened and enlightened, summoned the disciples who were waiting outside the door.

   "Master?"

"I'm going to Longhu Mountain for my teacher to apply for a position. If it is successful, I'll find you to be a part-time messenger at that time. By the way, when your uncle and the others asked me where I was going, they said that I was in retreat and no one was seen. "

The voice of    fell, and sneakily went out, leaving the cheap apprentice with a confused face and unknown reason.

   There are many people like Quanzhen Sect Master!

   After all, there are countless people who have come out of Zhengdao for thousands of years and founded Taoism.

   After the elimination of history, there are still hundreds of them.

   Moreover, there is also a Taoist temple, which is a small family of inheritance.

   As soon as these people heard the news, they set off for Longhu Mountain, hoping to become "gods".

What?

   Incense Vulcan has many restrictions and is controlled by people.

   Do they care?

  No!

  The capitalists say that it is for the good of young people, 996 is a kind of good news, but in fact it is not for money.

  What are they cultivating for?

   Ninety-nine percent of Taoist priests have only one goal from beginning to end - detachment!

   No matter how many restrictions and bosses there are, it is impossible to deny the fact that day and night wandering is a priesthood.

   At the same time, some young Taoist priests who joined Zhengyi not long ago suddenly found that their family cared about them very much.

  In an inconspicuous room in Longhu Mountain, several children from rich families lay on the bed to rest after finishing their evening classes.

  To be honest, when they started, they regretted going up the mountain.

   Usually, I go to bed at dawn and wake up at night. I drive a sports car every day to soak in girls. I eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, drink all kinds of foreign wine, live in a luxury villa, and wear a famous watch on my hand.

   Since the fathers sent it in, let alone how regular life is.

   In the morning, go to the temple and recite it every day. By the way, it is called the daily chanting homework here. When going to the temple, there are many thieves, fast, wash, wash, and dress properly. Not to chat and laugh, but also to beat the wooden fish.

  We are not monks! !

night?

   Burning incense and candles in the upper hall, chanting sutras and rituals, on the first and fifteenth day of the new year, or on the birthday of the patriarch, there will be an extra lunch class.

  I don’t want to be a Taoist priest, I want to go home?

  Don't make trouble, my father's seven wolves never show mercy.

   Besides, they saw the manifestation of the True Monarch of Ten Thousand Laws some time ago, how active they must be.

  Have a chance to become an immortal and attain Taoism, who cares about girls and wine?

   "Ding dong!"

   The mobile phone beeps sound one after another.

   The young people in the room checked the information individually.

   After a while, they looked at each other and got together to discuss.

   "What did your father ask?"

   "How is your body, how is your mood."

   "Where's your father?"

"Same!"

   is wrong, very wrong.

  Usually, how can my father be so enthusiastic, it feels like when he is at home. The small businessmen I met were courting my parents and begging for some work.

   "Ding dong!"

The    prompt sounded again, and they picked up their phones to check.

   "My father asked me about the God of Incense Fire and the God of Yin, where is this going?"

   "Everyone is the same."

   "My father is different from the two of you. He sent me all the cause and effect. It is said that our great master came up with it. It is rumored that he established the heaven and the underworld."

   "A Jade Emperor part-time King Yama?"

  The young people discussed with each other, and instantly guessed the little Jiujiu of their parents.

  Co-authored, Longhu Mountain is getting better and better.

   "You said, can we get a Dangdang incense god?"

"I want to eat shit! I haven't seen the rumors from the Taoist sect leaders. What are we going to do to compete with a group of seniors? It's better to let parents get more money, find a place with not too many people and not many people, and build a million Fazhen Temple."

   "Then, Mao Sui recommended himself, and sincerely pleaded with the great master, for the sake of his disciples and grandchildren. Even if it is a day and night wandering spirit, it would not be a loss to confer a position on us?"

   "Yes!"

   Proposes a young man who is a priest, and looks like a child who can be taught.

   Fairy alas!

   "Why are you all staring at the gods of day and night? Have you forgotten that there is also a hell. There are many positions in it, and the competitiveness is still small. Judges, impermanence, bull-headed and horse-faced, and ordinary evil.

  If, I mean, if relatives and friends in the family die and want to see each other, wouldn’t it be good to see you when you see them? Send out your thoughts, can you let your loved ones cast a good baby in the next life? "

   Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and then patted their thighs, with the expression on their faces that I realized Master.

   "Wait a minute, it's not right. You're telling the truth, but how many people die in the Central District every day? Once you get busy, you'll be exhausted. It's better to build a temple and be a jerk."

   Along with the discussions of those in the know, some people successfully arrived at their respective jurisdictions with the blessing of magic.

   "Do you want to start work now?" Guishi, a military judge dressed in ancient yamen classics, eagerly asked. Since he stepped into the confines of your city, a miraculous force descended.

   His eyes shone slightly, and no one could see him walking on the crowded street.

  In addition, there are three kinds of breaths permeating each person's head, each representing their own fortune, wealth and longevity.

   "Let's go to the Temple of the City God first, and set up the little ghost gate that Tai Shizu gave us." Judge Wen shook his head and pointed to the ghost gate half-human high on his shoulders.

"Row."

  The two passed through the crowd and ran towards the Temple of the True Monarch of Ten Thousand Laws, which was full of people and was still full of incense even at night.

   They ignored the crowd, and their bodies seemed to not exist in this space, penetrating through humans, obstacles, and unimpeded all the way.

   After a while, I came to the front of the temple.

   looked up at the tall statue, the two incense gods who just took office, only felt like a dream.

   "Becoming a god, I didn't even dare to think about it before."

   "Don't sigh, put away the ghost door and hurry up. You know, there are countless people staring at the position below our brothers' butts! Any mistake will be magnified infinitely."

  Wen judges are not as big-hearted as military judges. Since Taishizu can enshrine the two of them as gods, they can be dismissed at will, and two more diligent guys can be brought up again.

"Don't worry, I know it in my heart. With two sticks of incense sticks, even if I don't practice at ordinary times, I won't delay my own cultivation. I think Taishizu hates people who do evil. Today, the two of us, first set a small goal. , catch a thousand damned people!"

   "One thousand? Do you despise your own abilities, or do you despise your city's population of nearly 30 million?" As Judge Wen spoke, he placed the ghost gate behind the statue.

   "Om—"

   An invisible force burst out, taking Wanfa Zhenjun Temple as the origin and spreading rapidly.

  The world, there is a change.

   "sizzle"

   Inside the ghost gate, there was a sound like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter, followed by endless screams.

   Negative emotions of despair, evil, and brutality floated out of them, causing the two incense fire gods to shudder involuntarily.

   As if there is a terrifying thing hidden in it, once it gets out, it can easily crush the two gods who just took office.

   "Gudong——"

  The military judge swallowed and touched. Before he became the God of Incense Fire, he was just an ordinary dragon and tiger mountain refiner.

  's real strength, if you say it badly, it is estimated that it can't beat He Zhao who just entered the Chengguang Realm!

  Suddenly, the little devil's door closed this hand, and he didn't scare him away directly.

   ding ding ding ding, the sound of iron collision came out.

   "Tap Ta Ta"

   There seems to be a person walking, and the sound is getting closer.

   "Would you like to contact Tai Shizu first?"

   "Om—"

   A famous ruthless man who was drinking tea in the main hall of the Tianshi Mansion sensed that a punishment evil spirit was about to come out from the gate of the ghost. He immediately went out of his body and contacted the **** statue in your city.

   The light blue spirit body descended along the "line". He looked at the trembling civil and military judge standing in front of the ghost gate, and scolded him.

   "Go back to me!"

   "sizzle"

   A voice came from inside the door, and the sound of iron objects colliding further and further away.

   "Tap Ta Ta"

  The sound of footsteps went away until it disappeared.

   "Call—"

   The two of them breathed a sigh of relief, slumped to the ground with a thud, sweating profusely, they really had an illusion of death just now!

   "Ma'am, Ma'am, what's inside? What's inside?"

   Judge Wen paused for a while, calmed down and asked.

   "A vicious punisher, very powerful. But don't worry, they all have to listen to me."

The voice of    fell, he returned to the statue, communicated with the body again, and returned in line with the line.

  “???”

   Hearing the words, the two were stunned in place.

What?

  them?

   Grass, a plant.

   "In the future, let's do more work."

"I agree."

   They would rather float outside and catch people every day than live under the same roof as the ghost gate.

   Good luck today, Taishizu arrived in time, what if he didn't come?

   The two of you will get cold!

   I have lived for a long time, there is nothing else, and there must be self-knowledge.

   With my little skill, even if there is a priesthood bonus, it is no problem to deal with ordinary people, or wandering ghosts.

   But facing the wickedness, he was scolded and scolded away. He has not yet seen the real body of punishment and evil, which is no different from Jiacai.

   "Go catch someone!"

   Judge Wen sighed, took out a copy of the book of life and death, shook his head in secret, and said with emotion, the God of Incense is not easy to do.

   If it wasn't for the priesthood of your city, they would have to find a fool to fool around and change the land.

"Gao XX, good guy. Suspended death changed to indefinite, indefinite changed to fixed term, fixed term changed to commutation, the reason for commutation has been invented? Fuck, what the fuck. In his life, there is a degree from a pheasant university, why can't I believe a brother who drinks and does drugs? , can you become an inventor by staying in prison?"

  The military judge held the judge's pen, stretched his neck and looked at the target's information, and said with a look of resentment.

   "Let's go, let's take a look at him, let him draw the design first. If you can't draw it, catch it back and throw it away. Maybe, it can be related to the evil inside."

   "Yes! Punishing the wicked, you know from the name that you like to torture people. A criminal, anyway, will eventually become a beast, let the wicked clean up before reincarnation, and give him a long memory."

The voice of    fell, and the two hurried to their destination.

  Similar things happen all over the Central Region, especially those cities with large populations.

  Some maggots who are rich and unkind and do many evils were discovered and died suddenly and violently.

  The fugitive who had been hiding for many years died in the gutter.

   just started and did not attract attention.

   is only accompanied by more and more people dying of sudden diseases, which has attracted the attention of relevant departments.

   They sorted out the information and hurriedly reported it to the Taishan organization.

   Soon after, the person in charge of Taishan saw the case data and was so frightened that he almost jumped up.

  What are you kidding?

   He had already received the news that a large group of incense and fire gods took office.

  The Taishizu of the family said that the wicked will be severely punished and reincarnated as a beast in the next life.

   "Call back and say we can't handle it."

   Tai Shantou kicked the ball away without hesitation. He himself was not afraid of death, let alone offending others.

   The point is, the one who died is the damned person, and the "black hand" behind the scenes is a stubborn man who controls the gods above and below the ground.

   He didn't want to die, be revenge, and be a dog in the next life.

  So, the crematorium was busy.

   The death toll is also rising rapidly.

  Central District, chaos turned into a pot of porridge.

   (end of this chapter)