My Past Life Simulator

  He Zhao picked up the teacup, curled the sides of his tongue inwards, and at the same time inhaled deeply, sucking the tea soup into his mouth.

   "Hey!"

   The sound of drinking tea awakened the three of them, and Uncle Cheap had a look of remorse on his face.

  I thought that He Lao Er was a scumbag, and didn't take it to heart.

   Now it seems that he is actually climbing high.

  Wang Ying, as a native of Jincheng, how could he have not visited the Temple of the City God?

In the    temple, the Lord of the City God stands high on the altar, and there are civil and military judges on the left and right sides. Below is a group of errands led by wandering gods day and night. In other words, Riyoushen is an official, ranking third.

   The third-in-command of a local deity, his respectful attitude towards his cheap nephew shows his status.

   "He told me to go, so I went. So how shameful do I have to be?"

   Young Master He, who took a sip of tea, said slowly after putting down the teacup.

  Three people: "."

   They really don't know what to say, why are you so arrogant, are you really afraid that Chenghuang will settle accounts with you?

  Riyoushen was also stunned, and after holding it for a long time, he couldn't utter a single word that he could catch.

  【Spiritual World Messenger】, activate.

   Just as the other party lowered his head to think, the surnamed He immediately turned on his talent and planned to touch him.

  【Name: Li Xu】

  [Title: Riyoushen (a subordinate of the city god, a fierce **** who wanders around in the daytime, has the right to capture and kill people who do evil and tricks. He specializes in looking for trouble, likes to make small reports to the boss, and the killing is unknown!!)]

  [Emblem: Law, God of Incense, Hate Dogs, Master of Magic, Little Underworld Agent]

  【Ability: "Incense Fire" (proficient), "Heartbreaker", "Intestine Extraction", "Clothing", "Spirituality", "Transportation"]

   If you hadn't just put down the teacup, you must have spit out a big mouthful of tea.

  Two badges of hating dogs and underworld agents, are you serious about the simulator?

   Seeing the yin **** standing in the same place, sweating anxiously, the client couldn't help it.

   "Cough cough."

   With two suggestive coughs, the eyes of the three of them immediately focused on him.

   In the next second, he stretched out his right hand and rubbed his thumb and index finger.

  “?”

   Everyone was confused at first, and then suddenly realized.

   This TM is extortion. No, it should be extortion.

   Good guy, He Papi really opened their eyes.

   The local yin **** was ordered to come to invite her, but she shrugged and said nothing. Not only that, but if he wanted him to be invited to the Temple of the City God to invite his day wandering god, he had to get something to clear it up.

   Grass, a plant.

  Yo is Wang Ying, who often deals with officials, and has never seen such a shameless and openly demanding bribe scene. Not to mention Boss Wang, Guangcheng, a well-informed Taoist priest, also saw for the first time that someone dared to blackmail the God of Fire.

  Knife pulls **** - eyes opened!

"what?"

  Riyoushen is not stupid, his grade is much larger than that of the people present. Besides, before becoming a god, he was also a figure in the officialdom, so it was not clear what He Zhao's gesture meant.

   It's just that he bullied people on weekdays, and he who was used to bullying him was completely stunned when he met such a domineering and shameless master.

  Tigers don't show their power, you think I am

   When he was about to go into a rage, he saw a look of anticipation in someone's eyes, as if a basin of cold water had been poured down, which instantly calmed him down.

   Hold back! Hold back!

   The Night Watch God is about the same strength as him, but he still shrunk in the hands of others and was beaten in vain?

  Today, Lord, bear with it.

  Since he couldn't beat him, he had to give Lord Chenghuang an explanation, and he immediately had an idea in his mind.

   The wooden sign in his right hand was pinned to his waist, and his free hand reached into the placket and took it out. The next moment, the standing incense, which is common in the three temples, comes into view.

   "He Er Young Master, I came here today with nothing else. This is an incense made by the willpower of incense, which is of great benefit to practitioners. A small gift is not a tribute."

   As a spy in the underworld, he is somewhat clever.

  Since the gift is sent out, then a few good words will not lose a piece of meat.

  Don't give gifts, seven are dissatisfied, eight are dissatisfied, pay the wife and lose the army.

   "Hahaha, you're welcome."

   "Since it's a meeting ceremony, the congratulatory person would be disrespectful."

   He didn't mean to be ashamed at all. As soon as he took Lixiang, he couldn't wait to open the [Spiritual World Messenger] to check the specific attributes.

  【Lixiang (Jincheng Yinshen’s salary): A certain unnamed City God used his great magic to condense the invisible five-year incense wishing power into a stick of incense. "Food" can increase cultivation, purify Qi breath, and it is beneficial and harmless to Qi refiners.

   (Note: The so-called "food" does not mean to eat it. It is to light it to absorb the power of incense. It is rumored that incense is harmful, but it is not. Otherwise, why would there be many "gods" scrambling to **** the incense?)]

  The incense of one year is enough to make it fly forward by one percent.

  Three five-year incense, fifteen percent! !

   The progress of the qigong practitioners every night is only 0.1%, requiring 150 days of hard work.

   No wonder Li Feng, the Lord of the City God, is powerful, and the incense that has no side effects is simply a booster, and a sound can make people go to heaven.

  Riyoushen's gesture of offering up with a dog-licking appearance almost shocked Guangcheng's eyes.

  When did the yin gods see a qi cultivator and wanted to give them gifts?

   It is hard to believe that the customs of Jincheng are different from other regions.

   Incense and Wishing Power Taoist priests are no strangers. For any Qi practitioner, it is an irresistible temptation.

   Can I borrow some light?

   "Cough cough."

   Thinking of this, Guangcheng coughed twice, and everyone's eyes immediately turned to him.

   "As the saying goes, follow the customs, I. You. He."

  Guang Taoist is a little embarrassed, he has never asked for a gift, and his face is a little thin.

"roll--"

  Riyoushen how could he not know what was in his heart, rolled his eyes and uttered a foul language.

  When the incense is Chinese cabbage, He said take it out and take it out!

  The Lord Chenghuang asked me to invite the Second Young Master He, not your black briquettes.

   Guangcheng's face turned black, but he didn't dare to attack.

   He is not afraid of a yin god, but the local incense **** behind him.

  Ma Dan, the same people, how should they be treated differently?

   "Second Young Master, tell me about the temple, is it?"

   "Yes, of course. From now on, you are the half-brother of my congratulations! Jincheng is a piece of gold, if anyone dares to touch you, find me."

  The gift is in hand, He Zhao is very talkative, and he has to write a blank check without money.

   Cheap Uncle and Big Brother: "."

   Two people are considered to have long-term experience, half-parents can still be brothers?

   "That's right, this is Guangcheng, Guangdao Master. His strength is good. If you have important business affairs, you can bring him with you." Finally, I met a master who hated evil and could not use it to death?

   "Oh, Master Guang, I'm rude, Haihan Haihan."

  Riyoushen clasped his fists and gave a salute.

   It seems that the person who cursed and rolled just now is not him at all.

  Guangcheng's face is full of black lines, watching people eat dishes, right?

  I. I TM endure it.

   couldn't bear it anymore. In the past, when he was just starting out, he had a conflict with a sinister, and he beat the other party violently.

   Then, the day and night wandering **** + civil and military judge came to the door, a group of people surrounded him and beat him so hard that he became "fat" before leaving arrogantly.

   Afterwards, he studied hard and practiced hard, consciously being able to beat ten, and he ran back to the place where he was beaten. One person took care of the four yin gods and their little brother severely.

   Before he could laugh out loud, the city **** came out of the temple.

The result after   , needless to say.

   Anyway, it hurts when the City God beats people.

   "Master Guangdao, please don't panic when I perform the "Void Clothing Technique"." Riyoushen stared at the Taoist priest and said seriously.

   Guangcheng: "."

   You actually said those words to He Xiaozi, right?

   Don't dare to talk to others and use me as a target to remind people?

I!

   Forget it, what anger is there with a dead ghost.

  He Zhao saw the expressions of the two people and almost didn't make a sound.

   He knew to whom Riyoushen’s words were addressed, but he didn’t dare to point at himself. He simply passed the Taoist priest around and signaled to wait a moment not to panic.

   "Om—"

   A scent of incense poured out, and he immediately noticed that his feet were suddenly off the ground, and his body became light. Stepping forward, with a squeak, he walked out more than ten meters.

   Fortunately, the front of the living room of the Wang family was an open courtyard, otherwise it would have hit the wall.

   "Second Young Master, please."

  Riyoushen stretched out his hand, with the expression of your old man walking ahead.

  Do you know the way?

   Just kidding, Jincheng locals, who has never been to the Chenghuang Temple!

   "Walk."

The voice of    fell, and he flashed out like a ghost, followed by a person whose nose is not a nose and a face that is not a face.

   After they left, Wang Ying hurriedly took a gulp of water.

   "Lei'er, what's the matter with your brother?" After a while, he asked his doubts.

   So, He Lei came out one by one.

   About ten minutes later, the group arrived at the temple smoothly.

  The Temple of the City God is not as usual. Due to the visits of Westerners, the trade with the Qing Kingdom has gradually deepened, resulting in the influx of some theories, and the mysterious things have become more and more lonely.

   What followed was the collapse of faith.

  The incense in the temple is not as good as the year.

  In the old days, the morning was a time when there was a lot of people and pilgrims.

   Now, hehe.

  The door can be raised!

  Riyoushen led He Zhao, walked along the familiar road, and soon entered the hall where the statues were placed.

   In front of the door and on the pillars, it is still the same.

   Mingming was a general who fought on the battlefield before his death. After his death, he was named a city god, making him a scholar.

  What do you love?

   "Master City God, Second Young Master He is here."

  Riyoushen stood outside the door, reporting respectfully.

  The interior of the main hall is slightly dark, making it impossible for outsiders to see the scene inside.

   "Let them in."

  The huge statue opened his eyes and opened his mouth to command.

"Yes."

   After saying this, he motioned for the two to come in quickly.

   On the way, He reminded the Taoist priest over and over again that the Chenghuang is not a good-tempered master, so speak more restrained. Don't reach out for a gift as soon as you meet.

  Otherwise, the local yin god's highest commander will be angered, and the three of them will have no good fruit to eat.

   Guangcheng rolled his eyes at the words of the **** of day travel.

  I've lived a long time, but I still don't understand the world?

   You have the ability to tell the person surnamed He, don't always use me as a shield to remind people vaguely.

   The two of them walked into it together.

  !

Inside the    hall, there were a lot of people standing, and there were at least twelve or three people at a glance.

   They dress differently, including scholars, traders, monks, Taoists, goddesses, etc., to name a few.

   "Okay, everyone is here."

  The gigantic statue opened its eyes and said in a majestic voice.

   "Today there are heresy demons that are chasing our Golden City. The temple is understaffed, so I called everyone to discuss how to drive them away."

   "Lord Chenghuang, I don't care about the rest. As long as I can save the child, I'll let it go!" A strong man stood out from the crowd, clasped his fists and bent over.

   This person is not someone else, but an old acquaintance of He Zhao - Zha Caili!

   "I already know about your son. Just a little incense and supernatural powers can save you. But I can't do it if I want to return to a normal person."

   "If that's the case, that's enough!"

  Zha Cai Li heard the words, nodded and returned to the crowd.

  The Second Young Master He frowned slightly, so the two have colluded since then?

   "Hey, it's easy to talk about demons. But I have another matter that I want to discuss with the City God." A young man dressed as a scholar with a pen on his waist stood up and said with a hippie smile.

"Ok?"

   This person looks very familiar, [Spiritual World Messenger], open.

  【Name: Tall Demon】

  [Title: Holder (When using an appliance, it is automatically upgraded by one level. The consumption of the upgraded appliance will increase along with it.)]

  【Strength: 2.0】

  【Physique: 2.5】

  【Agility: 1.5】

  【Gene Ascension·Spirit: 20.0】

  [Emblem: Spirit of Howling Abyss, Twins]

  【Ability: "Psychedelic Technique" (Consummation), "Spiritual Transformation Technique" (Consummation), "Law of Wronged Souls" (Consummation)]

   Well, it turned out to be a big injustice.

The three basic attributes of    are higher than thirty years later, and now he is strong and young, so it is not surprising. The mental value is a full thirty points less than after.

  It is estimated that he has just met Chenghuang, and he has not yet been embarrassed, nor has he received the help of incense and wishing. Thinking about the pen hanging on his waist, it is probably the judge pen who lost his life if he was unlucky, and sent his father away with bad luck.

   "We'll talk about everything when Jincheng settles down."

   Lord Chenghuang did not agree immediately, nothing is more important than the invasion of the demon into his territory.

"OK."

   Tall Demon took a step back and reintegrated into the crowd.

   "After this is done, I will write a memorial to the imperial court to express my merit to you." He glanced at all the bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods, and made a bad check.

   "Hey, Li Chenghuang. Our request is very simple, incense and willingness!"

   He Zhao stood up in time and asked for benefits.

   He is a master of cheque writing, who knows if he will survive after the fact?

  White work for others, business that loses money, quit!

  Guangcheng looked at him, terrified.

  Young Master, the previous admonition from the gods of the day tour was in vain?

   "Oh, how much do you want?"

  Chenghuang knew his combat power. According to the Night Watch God, the demon whose strength suddenly became stronger caused the person in front of him to be skinned and cramped, and he died miserably.

  The Second Young Master He stretched out his right hand, spread his five fingers and held it tightly.

   "How much, how much do I want!!"

   Blackmail?

   Guang Taoist's face suddenly became like a bitter gourd. If I run away now, it's still too late!